Hey peoples! Thanks for visiting my profile :) Read some of my stuff, if you want!

About me:

Age: ...

Birthday: That'll just give my age away, dumb ass (But it's in March... :))

Home: United States, biotch XP

Favorite movie: Sherlock Holmes, Black Beatuy, Pirates of the Carribean (all of them), Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Anonymous, etc.

Music: My Chemical Romance!!!! Girls Dead Monster, Michael Buble... All kinds, as long as it's not bad. Like that blizzard song... eghh e.o

Books: Oh, lordy.

Religion: Agnostic, for now. (open to the concept of religion but no entirely convince by it)

Favorite anime/manga: Bleach! Naruto... Cowboy Bebop, Code Geass, eh... there was another one but I forgot what in was...-.o

I like pie.

Not really, I hate pie.

Except maybe chocolate pie...

And keylime.

But that feels weird when I eat it...

Hmm...

Anyways, more about me:

I speak my mind, whether it be good or bad! (like right now I'm imagining I'm talking to you in an english accent but I don't know how to write that down...) I LIKE AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS!!!!!! * they make me happy :D

Favorite pairings:

IchigoxRukia

ToshiroxKarin (though I don't feel too strongly about this, it just depends)

UlquiorraxOrihime (this couple has recently grown on me, but I'm still open to UryuxOrihime)

YoruichixByakuya (not too sure about this one, I don't think I would care either way)

RenjixTatsuki

LelouchxKallen

RonxHermione

HarryxGinny

LunaxNevel

LunaxDraco (oh goodness *)

JuniorxTaz

DrakexDiana

SamxAstrid

PercyxAnnabeth

ArtemisxHolly

There are probably others, but I forgot about them. Ahh well.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

MILK FEELS PAIN!

"When did you become so crazy?"
"Three months ago, when I woke up and found myself married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple. But I love her,"

"I'm gonna turn you into a frog" (Waves hand)
"I'm sure you will," (Soothingly)

If you are Mad as a Hatter and proud of it, copy and paste these jokes onto your profile

All of my work is rated T so far, and will remain like that. Other stories I may write in the future, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure they will stay Rated T also.

My current work includes:

Complete:

Winter's Eyes-Naruto-Complete:

Hinata Hyuuga is a blind high school girl that meets a very mysterious boy names Naruto Uzamaki. Together they string together a band of the most unlikely of friends, and find out secrets about themselves and each other.

ATTENTION: THIS STORY CAN NOW BE FOUND IN SPANISH. ESPANOL!!!! Just look up Saia-Sama, the wonderful person who translated this story for me, and you'll find it!! Thank you, saia-sama, for everything.

Who Knew?-All Grown Up/Rugrats-Complete:

Dil has always been different, and of course, he had no problem with that. But when a new boy comes into town, he starts feeling... weird. He's confused, and Tommy and the gang start to notice his strange reactions. Luckily, the new boy is there to try and help. Contains slash, so if you don't like it... psst... Don't read it :D

Caramel- Young Justice- One Shot-Complete:

Artemis smells something and goes to investigate... That's all I can tell you without giving it away :) I planned on this being a one-shot, but if you can convince me continue, I just might.

Blind-Daredevil-One Shot-Complete:

Take place during the issue where Spiderman loses his sight (so somewhat of a crossover, but ahh well). Just a short snippet of what might have happened if Daredevil's doctor friend had made them wait until the next day to see Spiderman, and as night falls, the two heroes realize that, really, they're not all that different, and Daredevil decides he isn't that bad, after all. Not slash.

Suspicions-All Grown Up/Rugrats-One Shot-Complete:

Tommy has certain suspicions about Dil... That's it. Not Dil/Tommy, but there is slash. So, as usual, if you don't like it, please don't read it. :)

When Hell Freezes- Young Justice- One Shot- Complete:

Wally/Kid Flash and Artemis are stuck in the cold-- what will happen? Better than it sounds. Kind of my take on Episode 7- "Denial"

iComfort- iCarly- One Shot- Complete:

Freddie is upset and goes looking for Carly, but finds Sam instead! Major fluffidelity, just to warn you!

Nighttime Attraction- Bleach- One Shot- Complete:

Originally was supposed to be a two-shot, but I decided against it. Orihime has been having nightmares lately, and Ulquiorra is assigned to try to comfort her. Is he as stoic and uncaring as everyone thinks he is? Fluff.

Friends, Boys, and Shinigami SPA- Bleach- Complete:

Rukia Kuchiki is a new girl at Shinigami School of Performing Arts. She lives with her older brother Byakuya and his annoying girlfriend, Suki. Dealing with her is the easy part. Now Rukia has to handle her brother's newly-found ex, new friends and enemies, and boys! Complete! One of my most popular ones, thanks for the reviews!

Changes- Teen Titans- Complete:

Raven and Beast Boy's genders are switched, but they're the only ones. Beast Boy is now Beast Girl, and Raven is now Revan. Just a short story about a little romance and jealousy that buds between the two.

It's the FAYZ, Baby-Gone-Complete:

It's been six months since Plague (and since Diana and Caine.. Well, you know :)) and Diana has already had her baby. How is that possible? O.o To some, there's no mistaking whose he really is. After all, he does have blonde hair... How will Diana make it through the FAYZ with everyone hating her baby's father? Will she, or the baby, be able to handle the pressure?

One-Shot Starship-Starship- Complete:

Oneshot (obviously). After everything on Bug Planet, Junior is still alive and the team is taking him back to Earth. Everyone is pretty relaxed now- everyone but Taz. She's still pissed, and wants to get revenge, when something unexpected happens.

In-Progress:

The Arc Effect-Bleach-In-Progress:

An accident with a subway leaves several civilians trapped underground, their driver dead and many injured. They only have a limited supply of food and water, and tensions run high between the group. It's impossible to say how long they will be trapped, or if any of them will make it out alive. Meanwhile, outside forces try to find them as soon as worried fathers and brothers realize their loved ones are missing. But something is amiss, and they start to discover things are a little too close to be mere coincidence. No one knows if they can make it to them in time, or if they'll perish from starvation, dehydration, or worse-each other.

Always Been There- Naruto- In-Progress:

Team 7 comes back from a mission and Naruto starts to realize things about Hinata that he hadn't noticed before-- and his perverted Jiraya sensei isn't helping! Or is he?

Butterflies Suck- Bleach- In-Progess:

Rukia Kuchiki is assigned a new body guard, and who else could it be but Ichigo Kurosaki? She wants nothing to do with him, but when a group of people lead by a mysterious man named Aizen, he may be her only chance to get away!

Time Wars-Star Trek 2011-In-Progress:

AU. Time is everything.Being Time Keeper is one of the highest honors. Jim Kirk, a man who will do anything to follow in his father's footsteps goes head to head with Spock,a Vulcan with the highest intelligence at the Academy.Both have secrets that could put them on top, but when an emergency comes that no one's ready for,they have to put aside their differences,and save Time itself.

Spring's Locks- Naruto - In-Progress:

Sequel to Winter's Eyes. Everyone is back :) Naruto, Hinata and the others are all back for another year. As they try to move forward from their pasts, new kids come in and stir things up. Will they be able to move on? Will they be able to leave their past and move to a bright future?

Thank you everyone for reading this fic and its prequel, and I'm so sorry that I haven't been writing. I've just been... run dry on ideas about it lately, and I haven't been in the same mood to write it as I was for Winter's Eyes. I don't want to force it, either, and give a story that's less satisfactory than the previous one or what you'd expect, but I will continue trying, so just try and be patient with me please!

Dragon and the Moon-Harry Potter-In-Progress:

It's another year at Hogwarts, and it starts off... weird. Luna and Draco have been hanging out a lot lately, leaving Harry, Ginny and the others asking; Why? And when did this all start?

Moon's Desire-Harry Potter-In-Progress:

Hogwart's 6th year, Druna version! With the Dark Lord lingering in the back of his mind and the task at hand, Draco's got his cauldron full this year- but throw a strange attraction to this loony Lovegood girl, and what have you got?? Pervertedness and lots of cute frustration :)

Schizophrenic Hearts- Alice in Wonderland-In-Progress:

Alice is a strange girl. The voices in her head tell her so, and her mom thinks so, too. So when Alice is sent to a ward for the voices, she meets all kinds of different people-among a grinning boy and a girl with a queen-like complex-that may be even crazier than her!

Baka and Test: The Secret of Hideyoshi-Baka and Test-In-Progress:

Genderswitch! Hideyoshi has a secret he's kept for years... Recently, though, his sister has been pressuring him to reveal it to his friends, otherwise she will. At the same time, Akihisa thinks its a good time to try and figure out what this new gender, Hideyoshi's,sexual preference is! Rated T, for perverseness and such. It was up before, but wasn't popular, so I took it down... A little later I realized I don't care, because I like it!!! So HA!!

(I will love someone forever if they will write another maybe continuous fic on this (Junior/Taz) couple, as at the moment, I am unable!! )

ATTENTION! All fans of: The Personality Quiz. I have decided to discontinue writing this fic. But do not be discouraged. I have instead given it to someone who I think will continue and make it better. Just go to: emilyroorose 's profile. The first few chapters are the same as before, and she will continue on in her own way from there. I'm sure you guys will like it, and I'm sorry for falling short on this fic. I lost interest and inspiration, honestly, but I think you will like what she continues to write. Thank you -Mad

Favorite quotes:

"The price of Greatness is Responsibility."-Winston Churchill-

"Character-the willingness to accept responsibility for ones own life is the source from which self- respect springs."

-Juan Didion-

"All dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them."

-Walt Disney-

"I went insane with long intervals of horrible sanity."

-Edgar Allen Poe-

Anyway, check out my stories and check out the stories on my favorites, too, because the stories are amazing and the authors will rock your furry monkey nuts off!!!

Gross...

Anyway,

Enjoy!

PS: I'm submitted a short story to a contest that is for disabilities, and the most likes wins some scholarship money!! I'd super appreciate you fans out there (or people who just came across my profile) to go and like it!! Thanks so much in advance it you do!! There aren't a lot of submissions yet, but the deadline is a long ways away, and you never know!! Thanks again!! http://www.walkingisoverrated.org/snakes-eyes/