Jorus C'baoth
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since: 04-14-10, id: 2327838, Profile Updated: 04-16-13
country: USA
Author has written 20 stories for Silent Hill, Doom, Resident Evil, James Bond, Ultimate Marvel, Final Fantasy VIII, Star Wars, Stargate, Left 4 Dead, Final Fantasy VII, Ben 10, Metal Gear, Red Faction, and Ultimate Spider-Man.

I've erased all the information from my profile. Why? IT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO MANAGE!

So, now I'm putting up a new profile. Why? I don't care. You don't care. Nobody cares.

That's how sh*t works.

Who am I? I write stuff. Most notably, I'm probably know for my Bond fics, and I don't mind that. I put a lot of work into those. Y'know what else I put a lot of work into? Red Planet. Not so many people read that, unfortunately. Oh well, some people do.

I'm a fan of a great many things. Just looking at my fanfics tells you I'm a fan of Final Fantasy, Doom, Red Faction, James Bond, Left 4 Dead, Ultimate Marvel, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Star Wars and Stargate. My name comes from a character in one of my favorite Star Wars books, Outbound Flight. Hilariously, I can't think of many ideas for Star Wars stories, and I don't know why.

I'm told I'm good at making dialogue sound natural, which I find funny. I don't think my own words sound natural, let alone the words of the characters I write.

In addition to all the stories I've already written,

GoldenEye 2010 (complete)
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 1: Casino Royale (complete)
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 2: Quantum of Solace (in progress/on hiatus)
The Quantum Trilogy, Book 3: A Game of Sorts (in progress/on hiatus)
Killing Some Time (in progress/on hiatus)
Final Fantasy VIII: Love Can Ignite the Stars (abandoned)
Gateway (abandoned)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed III (abandoned)
The DOOM Chronicles: The Ultimate DOOM (abandoned)
Red Planet (in progress/on hiatus)
Green Planet: The Prelude to Red Planet (completed)
Silent Hill: The Unending Nightmare (completed)
Resident Evil (Abandoned)
Ultimate Comics: X-23 (abandoned)
Ultimate Comics: Spider-Woman (abandoned)
Becca (completed)
Grand Admiral Thrawn meets Slenderman (completed)
Final Fantasy VII: The Anime Series (in progress)
Men of Action - Unite! (completed)
Metal Gear Solid: Radio Drama (in progress/uncertain)
????? (in progress/pre-production),

I have plans for

GoldenEye 2010: Reloaded (remake of my previous work, more faithful to the 2010 game)
Skyfall (novelization of the film, probably won't happen until after QoS, A Game of Sorts, GE2010 and Blood Stone, oh yeah, this movie is AWESOME)

Update 4-16-13: At the moment, all Bond fanfics are on hiatus, and won't be updated until I work up a temporary Bond fetish, and right now, it ain't happening. I put a sentence in each in-progress chapter every now and again, but right now my focus is on FFVII:TAS. And a secret crossover that I hope to drop on you all soon.

Now, a little bit about me:

My name's Josh, I live with my parents (no job, no place to go, not really ashamed, and I don't live in the basement). Despite actually having published a book (it's on Amazon, called Dead Place), I only consider myself an aspiring writer, and I'll probably continue to write fanfiction, even if I become a bestseller (fat chance of that). I play video games, mostly, but I also read and watch movies. My life consists of waking up, doing sh*t for 15/16 hours, going to sleep. It's a boring existence, and if anybody who reads this is in Goshen, Indiana and can hire me, I'd REALLY appreciate it.

Now, you know as much as you need to. Go, read my stories, review them, keep reading them, keep reviewing them.


1. Metal Gear Solid: Radio Drama reviews
A novelization of the non-canon radio drama set after Metal Gear Solid on the PS1. At the moment, I don't know if this will be continued, please read, review, and tell me if you want to see more.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-13
2. Final Fantasy VII: The Anime Series » reviews
An anime adaptation of the iconic video game. Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockhart are Japanese high school students thrown into a war when AVALANCHE attacks a Mako Reactor. Contains a mix of original and adapted material. NOTE: Reuploaded chapters 1 and 2, with minor edits.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-21-13 - Published: 11-6-12
3. Men of Action Unite! » reviews
A crossover between all three cartoons created by Man of Action: Ben 10, Generator Rex and Ultimate Spider-Man. Three teams of heroes unite to defeat their greatest enemies, and save all three worlds from total dominion at the hands of the evil conqueror, Vilgax
Crossover - Ben 10 & Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,260 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-17-13 - Published: 1-26-13 - Complete
4. The Quantum Trilogy, Book 2: Quantum of Solace » reviews
Novelization of the 2008 film. Book 2 in my Bond fanfic series.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-12 - Published: 9-21-12
5. Grand Admiral Thrawn and the Slenderman
This was a very strange story to write. I just thought: "I wanna see Thrawn talking to Slenderman", and here is the result, a pretty short story.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Published: 11-2-12 - Thrawn - Complete
6. The Quantum Trilogy, Book 3: A Game of Sorts » reviews
Book 3 in my James Bond fanfic series. I'll be publishing it alongside Quantum, since this is the first original story. The final part of the Quantum Trilogy. Book 2 will be getting more attention until it's finished, but this'll get chapters every so often.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-12 - Published: 9-24-12
7. Gateway » reviews
This is my version of Stargate the film, updated to 2011 and brought more in line with the TV shows. I uploaded another chapter, but it's practically abandoned. There are supposed to be quotation marks where the random letters are.
Stargate - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-22-12 - Published: 5-20-11 - Complete
8. Killing Some Time reviews
Book 6 of my James Bond series. A short story collection. The stories take place in no particular order.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-11
9. The Quantum Trilogy, Book 1: Casino Royale » reviews
Based on the 2006 film staring Daniel Craig. Book 1 in my series. Edited and fixed for continuity with future fanfics.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,505 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 9-30-10 - Complete
10. Becca » reviews
This is presented as Zoey watching a recording from a fifteen year old girl who eventually becomes a Witch.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-6-11 - Published: 9-4-11 - Complete
11. Red Planet » reviews
A crossover between Red Faction and Doom 3. Parker is an Ultor miner, John Kane is a UAC marine. As the Red Faction revolts against Ultor's oppression, the UAC has to fight the demons of Hell. We've played these games separately, now they come together.
Crossover - Doom & Red Faction - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-12-11 - Published: 1-24-11
12. Green Planet: Prelude to Red Planet »
A prequel to my Doom 3/Red Faction crossover. Takes place between twenty months and two weeks before Red Planet.
Crossover - Doom & Red Faction - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,891 - Published: 6-24-11 - Complete
13. Final Fantasy VIII: Love Can Ignite the Stars » reviews
What if Squall had been born female, yet changed into a male to protect her identity? What would happen? What would change? Rated M for sexual situations nothing gratuitous and language
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,627 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-30-11 - Published: 4-22-11
14. Star Wars The Force Unleashed III reviews
This is my idea for the third game. It is set just after the end of The Force Unleashed II
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-11 - Complete
15. Ultimate Comics: X23 » reviews
The Ultimate version of X-23. Uses and overwrites Ultimate Comics: X. The story of Jimmy, Kitty and X-23 as they battle the forces of evil.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-21-10 - Published: 10-21-10 - Complete
16. Ultimate Comics: Spider Woman » reviews
Ultimate Spider-Woman, takes place after Ultimate Comics: Doom.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-21-10 - Published: 11-18-10 - Complete
17. GoldenEye 2010 » reviews
Remake of GoldenEye, inspired by the WiiMake, starring Daniel Craig. Now non-canon to the rest of my Bond fics.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-8-10 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete
18. The DOOM Chronicles: The Ultimate DOOM » reviews
Level by level, an adaptation of The Ultimate DOOM. Abandoned.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-7-10 - Published: 4-18-10 - Complete
19. Resident Evil » reviews
Novelization of the 2002 GameCube remake. Abandoned.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-1-10 - Complete
20. The Unending Nightmare » reviews
Contains mostly original characters, set against the backdrop of an alternate Silent Hill, not connected to either the games or the movie. Uses game and movie characters, however.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-10 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete