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| JadeKurosaki |
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, and Maximum Ride. Jade Kurosaki here. Here's some personal info. Personal Q's: How old are you? I am eighteen. Eye color? It changes acording to my mood. From blue, to green, to gray, sometimes silver if I'm pissed. Hair color? Dark chocolate brown. Wieght? It's - hey wait why the hell should I tell you that!? Okay, I've got some stuff to say. First of all, my stories will continue to be updated, though they may not be as frequent as they once were. I've finally graduated high school and now I have to find a job, plus college. Ugh. Life's gonna suck. Oh well, that's the cost of freedom I guess. Anyway, I'm working on several novels. I mean actuall novels. I hope to have them published one day and perhaps even rewritten here on fanfiction. That would really make me happy. Anywho, I'm done for the moment, might write some more later, onto the silly randomness that I've collected on fanfiction for the past four years. l_ _lll_ _ _ _ llllllllllllllllllllll_llll_ _llllllllllll_llllllllllllllll_llllllllllll_llll_ _ llll_ _ _ _ _ _ lll _ _ l To the thing above(Me: WOW! SO FRIGGEN AWESOME!!!!!! 8D) Copy and Past/ Questions/ Random Shit for Fun Favorite Anime? These are in order: Bleach Fullmetal Alchemist(Both older versiona and Brotherhood) Durarara Inuyasha Code Geass Death Note Deadman Wonderland Pokemon (I have the legendary Arceus in my Pokemon Platinum game. Yay for cheatcodes!) Favorite male character? Ichigo Kurosaki all the way! _ Favorite female character? Dominique from my story The Hollows Mask Here's 100 random questions: 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No. 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Lots and lots o people! 3) How many houses have you lived in? Two actual houses and two trailers. 4) Favorite candy bar? Hershey cookies and cream. 5) Favorite shoes? Flip flops. 6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yah, it was funny as hell too, lol! 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO! 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes. I was in kidergarden. I found that I was alergic to strawberry milk but not straberries. 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Ichgio! 12) Favorite genre of music? Rock and love songs with a good beat. 13) What is your zodiac sign? Damn capricorn and the rooster. 14) What time were you born? In the middle of winter and it was 3:19 in the afternoon and it was snowing, I love snow! 15) Do you like beer? I don't like alcohol at all! 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yah, it was funny as hell. 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't own cds I got a mp3. 18) Are you sarcastic? Tooootally. 19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, black, red, white, oh, and orange(Ichigo). 20) How many watches do you own? One digital watch for school. 21) Summer or winter? I love winter cause it's cold. 23) Favorite color to wear? Black or blue. 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Neither, coke! 25) What color is your cell phone? Silver and black. 26) Where is your second home? Fanfiction.net 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yep, I've slapped lots of people, especially those who mess with me. 28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope. 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None...well do lava lamps count? 30) How many video games do you own? Several dozen. 31) What was your first pet? My two cats Kujo and Rambo. 32) Ever had braces? Nope. 33) Do looks matter? I don't give a crap how people think I look! 34) Do you use chapstick? Only for emergencies in the winter, after a long walk. 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mrs. Sandifer (Fave teacher of all time) Mrs. Gantt (Awesome music teacher) Mrs. Fraiser (Favorite teacher in fifth grade) 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? None, I hate clothes shopping. 37) Are you too forgiving? Unfortunatly yes. 38) How many children do you want? None! 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Nope. 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Bacon! 41) Do you own a gun? Does a BB gun count? 42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes and I am still! 43) When was the last time you cried? A couple months ago. 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Watch new episode of Bleach! 45) Olive Garden? YES. I love the chicken parmasian and the bread sticks! 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No But I did see someone do that. It was major funniness lol! 47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nope. 48) Nicknames? Jade Kurosaki, D-Money, Nique Nique-Money, and by only my best friends; short, and DHBIC(Deputy Head Bitch in Charge). 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Pokemon eliet 4 chick! 50) Ever been to Kentucky? Does KFC count? 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope. 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes, Ichgio(Grr if only anime characters were real). 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yep! 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No. 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Meh, HELL NO!!!!! 57) Do you dye your hair? No, my hair is a pretty brown and it's gonna stay like that. 58) Does anyone like you? My friends. 59) What year were you born? 1993 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Learning how to sit up on my own I guess, I don't remember. 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope. 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys. 63) Do you like yourself? Yah, but I am so not a narsisist! 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Neither, I am alone in this world. 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Amoung other things(hint hint), eyes, hair, abs *drool* 66) Are you afraid of the dark? I love the dark. Darkness is my home. 67) Have you ever eaten paste? Ewwe, no! 68) Do you own a webcam? Nope. 69) Have you ever stripped? No! ...wait yes I do, every morning when I get ready for the day, then again, most people do. 70) Ever broke a bone? Nope. Wait, can it be someone elses bone? If so, then yes! 72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope. 73) Pringles or Lays? Lays. 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Nope. 75) Rugrats or Doug? Niether, Bleach all the way! 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Again, no, Bleach all the way baby! 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? No She's a Bitch! 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes, she called me a fat whore! I beat the shit out of her. 80) Do you own a car? Nope. 81) Can you cook? Yeah. 82) 3 things that annoy you: 1.Religious people who try to shove their religions down your throaght! 2.Parents! 3.People who don't know the real me! 83) Do you text message often? Nope. 84) Money or love? Love all the way! 85) Do you have any scars? Yes, lots, I work with wild cats. 86) What do you want more than anything right now? Ichigo to come rescue me from this hell hole that I live in called my life. If only anime characters were real dammit. 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Hell yah, Blood and Gore Muwahahahaha! 88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships! 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Fuck that, I like chocolate dammit! 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes. I heart me some fried chicken. 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No. 92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yep. 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My total twin sister spiritualy wise Emma. 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My parents, boys in class, you might not wanna see what I haved planed in the future. Torture time! 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? The guy who killed Rue on the Hunger Games. (Loved the movie) 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Shirozanny and Shiva. 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Ichigo. No real people have appealed to me, but my guess is because I live in a dinky little town with no hot guys. 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend Vicky. 100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend Amanda. Red heads have the smarts Blonds get all of the boys But BURNETTE GET ALL OF THE BOYS FRIENDS, THE SMARTS AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE copy and paste this to your profile if your a burnette. Stupid Racist people A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Actual Product Labels that Scare Me On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (oh no! but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On another hairdryer: "Do not use while in the shower." (yeah...this one makes sense!) On a bag of Fritos! "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be...how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lightts: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.) On a can of shaving cream: "Warning, do not use while near an open flame." (...did somebody sit in a fireplace to shave once? I'm a bit scared on that note.) (This shit was funny as fuck!! XD) I give myself a mental beatdown every day and yet wouldn't want to be anyone but myself. Rose from doctor who is a major whore. first theres mickey then theres the doctor then captain jack and then the doctor's reincarnation. Who's next? I have a philosophical-ish mind and I don't like thinking what I'm told to think when I'm told to think it. What terrifies me the most is becoming paranoid and losing my mind, the thought of living forever, and the thought that I might lose my sight. The past always seems longer than the present. Rukia is in Ichigo's closet... doesn't that imply something? Toshiro and Momo are more like sister and brother since the way Toshiro corrects Momo is more like rubbing her face in his captain ship it seems like he finds her annoying with her insistance on calling him Shiro-chan but he still loves her like a younger sister even though shes older. I find it odd that both of the orange haired women in bleach have a large breast size. Everything is a matter of opinion. when a serial killer breaks into your house you shouldn't freak out and go all horror movie victim. instead you should try to out physco the psycotic killer and do something like take a knife from the kitchen put on creepy music put on your most fancy formal dress take a chair drag it to the middle of the room and when the killer comes tilt your head to the side and smile and say ive been waiting for you then while he\she is trying to process the information do a girly giggle that turns into a full out maniacal laugh. and if your a guy... well it would work even better. or you could do broadway show tunes and dance like the rockettes. warning this theory has never been tested so i suggest not trying it unless you have no other chance at living. and if you do happen to live through it please pm me. both the lieutenant and the captian of the tenth division are very gravity defiant like toshiros hair and bankai and matsumotos breasts and shikai the kikyo/kagome/inuyasha love triangle is really messed up, kagome is competing against her clay zombie self for the love of inuyasha whos litterally a dog, has any one ever picked that up My favourite colors are black and white, because they are the most interesting colors. Both are not really considered colors, neither can be found in a rainbow and one is the combination of all colors and the other is the lack of all colors. there is absolutely no use for the pinky, the letter k and the letter q, earlobes, a second nostril, and the fourth prong on your fork. the plastic things on the ends of your shoelaces are called aglets... just thought you'd like to know i HATE the number after 3 and refuse to use it EVER! (except on math tests) For me a little joke goes a long way. as in i'll be laughing at a joke for weeks at random intrevals. LIST YOUR 12 FAVOURITE BLEACH CHARACTERS (IN ORDER) AND ANSWER THE FOLLOWING 1.Ichigo 2.Hichigo 3.Zangetsu 4.Rukia 5.Nel 6.Ulquiorra 7.Grimmjow 8.Byakuya 9.Yoruichi 10.Soi Fon 11.Udahara 12. Zaraki 1.Have you ever read a 6/11 Fanfic? Thankfully no. 2. Do you think 4 is hot? how hot? No cause I'm a chick too, and I don't swing that way. 3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant EEEEEKKKKEEEE! MALE-PREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4. Do you recall any fanfics about 9? Lots. 5. Would 2 & 6 make a good couple HELL NO!!! 6. 5/9 or 5/10? NOOOOOO! 7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 & 12 having sex? WTF (Vomit at the thought) 8. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic Nothing would happen. 9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? Ewwww!! (Puke) 10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic It wouldn't have a title since it wouldn't happen. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1 Wait, wouldn't it be the other way around? 12. Does anyone on your friends list think 3 is hot Yes she's into older dudes though (giggle) 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Nope 14. Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SERIOUSLY WTF!!! 15. What might 10 scream at a moment of passion? YORUICHI!!!! 16. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you use Move along...why? He's awesome. 17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be? Kick ass fighting will be the warning...posible character death. 18. What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2? "DIE HOLLOW"! (Attacks then dies) 19. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 & 8? "How much did I fucking drink?! That's just wrong on soo many levels!!!!" 20. How emo is 7? Emo? Major...crap he's coming after me now(I run away!!!!) You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace or facebook. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. l Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Sam Fenton, Blood of a Tear, RemembertheLegacy, BloodPhantom, Soului, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed) THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Nairo Xana and Jemmi ?(Nairo: Orochimaru is awesome!He doesn't creep me out),Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0o0 If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! HA!! TKAE TAHT YOU SELINPLG NTUS! YOU TOO EGNILSH TACEHRES!! I WIN!!! If you could read that put it in your profile. If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you got anyone addicted to Bleach in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Poetic Love, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you think that there's nothing wrong with gay marriage, slash, or gay couples, copy and paste this on your profile. There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, akeara4, JadeKurosaki A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you can spout a random Bleach character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. It you have ever contributed to the happiness if clams by giving them prozac, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Itachi is cooler than Deidara paste this to your profile. 98% of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2% who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile If you have ever had a relative be attacked by a peacock, copy this on your profile. if you spout a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. if your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile if you like Shikatema better than Shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile 98% of the internet has a myspace or a facebook, if your one of the 2% that can restist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile (my friends have been begging me to get one) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Luna.the.betrayed.ninja, ProfessorZoom,jimu, ShikallllTema, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu (i am anyway), JadeKurosaki if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile 92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile if you love Bleach so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone. (lol) If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving, and later trying to kill Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are wierd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (you have no idea) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile. (line deleted for too much hyperness) If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/manga too much, she deserves more appriciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste in your profile and add your name: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, (not so sure but..)juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN (you son of a) BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (this line deleted for gayness) If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. (this line deleted for TOO MUCH RANDOMNESS XD) If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki If you love and want to marry any Bleach character on the whole show, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile and put your name: JadeKurosaki If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, Sosuke Aizen from Bleach, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile. I despise that child molester Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile. (lol) If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile 98% of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you copied things on this list that you didn't agree with but thought it was funny copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: juubi no ryu, JadeKurosaki If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer -If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling(s), copy this into your profile. -If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. -If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. -If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. -If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. -If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. -If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile -If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile -If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile -If you love Naruto or Bleach so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile -If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. -If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile -If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. -If you love MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :) :D :3 XD 8D If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol. Copy this into your profile if you like bagels. cOpY aNd PaStE tHiS iF yOu HaTe ChIlD aBuSe If YoU dOn'T yOu HaVe No SoUl!i!i!!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtagh laughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.) 3.1415927 (Yugi form Yu-Gi-Oh, Ash from Pokemon, Ichigo from Bleach, L from Death Note, Apollo from PJO, Zee from The Chronos Chronicles, Etc. etc.)JadeKurosaki(Ichigo, Just Ichigo. I LOVE HIM!!) A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CRAZED MESSED UP LUNATIC IF... 1. Your main hobby is scaring the crap out of strangers by staring at them psychotically 2. Whenever it gets too quiet you love breaking the silence by laughing, farting, or accusing someone of sexual harassment 3. Your fav pass time is collecting the snot from perfect strangers 4. You give weapons (like chainsaws and guns) names and treat them like they're your best friend 5. You air guitar to classical music (air guitar means when you pretend 2 play an electric guitar) 6. You thank people when they call you a screwed up freak who they never want to see again 7. Whenever someone says the word blood you smile at them and start laughing like you know something they don't 8. When you're in a computer lab you start typing franticly 9. Whenever you hear sirens you duck under anything available and scream 'THEY FOUND ME!' 10. You like singing at the top of your lungs baby songs so everyone can join in at 2:00 in the morning 11. You ask people if they hate it when they get peepee on their hands. 12. If someone asks you the question in number 11 you would answer of "course not, I just like it off my hands." and u would mean it. 13. When you smile at little children they start crying. 14. You talk to inanimate objects and they only talk back when your family/friends aren't there. 15. Your definition of love involves the words blood and gore. 16. You’re just reading this 2 get more ideas of what to do in your free time Awesome Quotes "When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." (the actual quote) "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade." “I’m jealous of every girl that has hugged you, because for just the one moment she held my whole world.” "My life is like a puzzle, and when I try to fix it my whole world fell into place, because it was a picture of you." "Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time." "You broke my heart, and left me to put the pieces back together, but there’s one piece missing--you." "If the only way for me to be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever." "I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse." "I swear I’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed." "The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me." "Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon." "It was the perfect crime, I stole his heart, and he stole mine." "I know I have a heart, because I can feel it breaking." "Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing. "Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research." "If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them." "I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly" "My goal in life is to hurt you, severely." "That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time." "I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert." "If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!" "My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." "Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die." "you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me." "Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!" "Curiosity killed whoever got in my way." "I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas." "I live in my own little world. Don't worry though, they know me there." "I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." “If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.” "Straw's cheaper, grass is free, buy a farm and get all 3.” "If looks could kill, you'd be dead." "Take a picture, it lasts longer." "Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other." "If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?" "I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?" "Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?" "I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words." "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever." You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary." "Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..." "Hindsight is always 20/20." Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss. One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it. STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience. Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it. "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..." "Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!" "If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..." “Time flies when you are with the one you love. And minutes are eternity when you are not.” “Two years will be nothing with you by my side, but two months without you...is hell.” Moments had been years. Seconds had become centuries...and minutes...were eternity. One day would take forever, the night would be even longer, and the next day would be even longer than the previous day and night put together. “The hardest thing in life is loving the person right next to you and knowing they love someone else.” Live like you ain’t afraid to die. Don’t be scared just enjoy your ride. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most. "The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed." "You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible." "The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others." "I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times "Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." "Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh." "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts." "When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals." "Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the stars, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?" "It's not when animals attack its when people do stupid things to get themselves bitten." (thank you, "mike" for correcting that for me) "How can I miss you if you don't go away?" "I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day." "Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege." "The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?" "A skater broke my heart...So I broke his board." "Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer, all too soon they bleed into a wash just like the watery ink on paper." "I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead." "I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!" "I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet." "Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker." "There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it." "EdxEnvy... sinfully obvious." "Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy." "You did WHAT with my midol!" "No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that." "I can't sleep, clowns will eat me." "I see stupid people, there's so many." "I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning." "Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free." "The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?" "What do you mean you think he's pregnant?" "I'm not reading porn!" "I'm not reading lesbian porn!" "The horns are there to hold up my halo." Woman: HURRYY UP! Man: patience is a virtue Woman: I DON'T THINK THE WALL THAT’S CRUSHING US KNOWS THAT! "Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?" "Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!" "If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will." "Logic is panics prey." "you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." "Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop." "There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer." "Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza." "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." "Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege." "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." "In order for it to begin, it must have an ending. This has no ending, and I doubt it will anytime soon." "If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation." "When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something." "Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women." "Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral." "Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Heero, there is a very big, very red and very much on-fire bird staring at me." - Duo, Parallel "If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer." "Laundry Math: 1 Washer 1 Dryer 2 Socks= 1 Sock" "Anything that can't possibly in a million years go wrong, will go wrong. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security. If everything seems great, it’s already gone wrong. The only time you're right, is when it’s about being wrong. The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees it’s wrong." "If tomorrow was today, then everyone would be happy. Alas, it will never happen, for tomorrow will never come." "Nothing is as easy as the expert makes it seem." "Haste makes waste." It was Romeo and Juliet. With volcanoes. And a balcony covered in poisoned ivy. And Juliet's relatives laid her body out on a hill of fire ants. "You have fluffy hair. I don’t. ‘That alone should prove to you that I’m far worse than you!" "What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!" "are you kidding this is a contest of freaks. what do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?" "I'm me, idiot, who else would I be?" "Right, then, I’ve got places to go, rivals to slaughter," said Bakura casually, getting to his feet, sword swinging up over his shoulder. "Think I’ll start with his fingers." "Fifth, you’re attractive. Heck with that, I could be crawling out of a mud ditch with half a leg cut off and still look hotter than you." "I'd look on the bright side if I could find it." "I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..." "There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well." "I brought an advice book for bad guys today; it's called Don't Piss Me Off!" "The complication, inevitably, came in green spandex. That's you Guy Sensei." "Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me." "Envy is ignorance; imitation is suicide." "Just because you're smiling, doesn't mean you're happy." "You: We are the Borg. Resistance is feutile. You will be assimilated." "Me: Fuck that shit, I'll just blow all yall bork the fuck up." "Piss me off; you die, make me happy; you just die later." DPK "I am surrounded by crazy people, but why am I in the strait jacket?"DPK "I live on the edge, don't push me too far, or you'll go down with me."DPK "I am staring off into space, I can see Byakuya smiling then that world blowing up."DPK "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but two balls in the hand is worth one man's pride, future, and life.(You get a whole lot more with just two balls than a bird)"DPK "Bad luck stalks me, that's why I carry a taser."DPK "Hey, who turned on the lights? I see people in white coats, and a woman on her back. And why in the hell am I naked?!"DPK What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she re-post this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- So true... Choose ten of your favourite characters. 1. Ichigo Kurasaki 2. Hichigo 3. Bella (Vampire) 4. Zangetsu 5. Ulquiorra 6. Edward Cullen (NOT the grease monkey Robert Pattinson) 7. Nel 8. Grimmjow 9. Jacob 10.Seth Four invites three to have dinner at his/her house. What happens? Zangetsu invites Bella to have dinner at his house. What happens? Zangetsu:...? Bella:...? Me: Wierd much. If you could choose to sleepover at either one's or six's house who would you choose? If I could choose to sleepover at either Ichigo's or Grimmjow's house, who would I choose? Me: Ichigo. He's too hot. Ichigo: Wait, wha?(Blush) Two and Seven are making out and Ten walks in what happens? Hichigo and Nel are making out and Seth walks in what happens? Hichigo and Nel: *making out* Seth: *walks in* La la la... OH MY GOD! What are you DOING? Hm... Kinda... Kinda... Hot... ... Hichigo: *wipes mouth* Oh God...(Blush) Nel: You know you liked it. (Childish Blush) Three falls in love with Six and Eight is Jealous. What happens? Bella falls in love with Edward and Grimmjow is Jealous. What happens? Bella: I'll love you forever Edward. Edward: As I love you. Grimmjow: Why in the hell am I jelous of that mess. Me:Sigh, wierdness Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club. Jacob tries to get Ulquiorra to go to a strip club. Ulquiorra:...Cool. Jacob: Sweet. Four jumps you in a dark alley way. Who comes to save you? Zangetsu jumps me in a dark alley way. Who comes to save me? Me: Zangetsu, What's goin on? Zangetsu:...(He don't talk much) Ichigo: ZANGETSU!!! Me: Yay! Ichigo saved me! *hugs Ichigo* But wait... Hichigo...Why didn't you come help me? Hichigo: Ichigo wouldn't let me. One starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens? Ichigo starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens? Ichigo: And then, you take your Zanpakuto and chop up the meat... Me: NOTE: A Zanpakuto is a special sword. Me(AGAIN!): Ichigo, not everyone has a Zanpakuto like you and me... Ichigo: ... Then they're all screwed. Or skewered! Which is what we're talking about next... Me: *facepalm* Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine who will he/she choose? Bella has to marry either Ulquiorra, Zangetsu, or Jacob who will she choose? Bella: None, Edward is my heart Edward: Yay! (Hugs and makes out with Bella) Everybody gangs up on three. Does three have a chance? Everybody gangs up on Bella. Does Bella have a chance? Me: I don't know. She is a vampire, but so is Edward. Ichigo can probably take her out with a Getsugatensho, and Hichigo is completely crazy so probably not. Bella:...Shit. Edward: Language Bella. Everybody is invited to two's and ten's wedding except eight. How do they react? Everybody is invited to Hichigo's and Seth's wedding except Grimmjow. How do they react? Me:EWWWW! Thank goodness that this is just a hypothetical case here. Grimmjow:(Gulp) Yah. Seth: Ewwe. Why is six afraid of seven? Why is Edward afraid of Nell? Edward: I can't read her mind plus I don't want her to kill me if she becomes an adult again. Nel: WAHHHHHH! Me:Great Edward, you made little Nel cry. Hey but seven ate nine, thats why six is afraid so yall missed the point of the joke. One is late for two's and ten's wedding what happens? And why were they late? Ichigo is late for Hichigo's and Seth's wedding what happens? And why were they late? Me: Again,ewww, and yay for hypothetical situations. Ichigo: Hey, sorry guys. Hollows. Always show up at the wrong times. Seth:... Hichigo: Damn wierd questions. :Awkward silence: Ichigo: K... Uh... *makes really fake beeping noise of the Hollow detector* Oh dear. It looks like there is another Hollow. Ta ta. *runs away* Akward silence again: Five and Nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do? Ulquiorra and Jacob end up drunk at my house. What do I do? Me: WTF!! Why is there a (Huge)dog on my bed and why is emo guy here?! Ulquiorra: *passes out on couch* Me: Ulquiorra! Jacob: (Growls in sleep) Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge? Jacob murders Hichigo's best friend. What does L do for revenge? Hichigo: No best friends besides Jade so can't kill her. Me: Yah, I have author powers so me no die. Six and One are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out? Edward and Ichigo are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out? (Edward and Ichigo are back to back) Edward: I got most of the enemies. Just take care of the ones I miss. Ichigo: Whatever man, BANKAI!!! (They kill off all baddies) Me: Yay for teamwork! Eight and three go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do? Grimmjow and Bella go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do? Bella: Don't need food so... Grimmjow: I can hunt for myself. Now...where's a hollow around here. Five is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine do? Ulquiorra is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does Jacob do? Ulquiorra: Why was I in a car crash? Me: Dunno, just go with it. Jacob:... :Awkward silence: Seven is hitting on Ten. How does he/she react? Nel is hitting on Seth. How does he react? Me: Wait, Nel is just a kid. Nel: Not anymore(Changes to adult) Me: Did not know she could change at will now. Seth: (Drooling while staring at her boobs) Me: well guess that shows it. YAY FOR CHAIN MAIL!! 94 percent of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Copy & Paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the 6 percent rofl-ing. (Yeah, like no one's done THIS one before...) If you have ever felt like stabbing Yagami Light through the eyeball with a blunt fork, copy & paste. 93 of the female population under 19 would be screaming in horror if the Jonas Brothers were about to jump off of the Empire State building. Paste this into your profile of you would be one of the 7 percent wondering why so many people liked them that much. If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/huge ass sword out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. More Random Questions 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. Byakuya"...I lost sight of him" 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Empty Air 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Bleach episode 21. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:00 PM 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:30 PM(shit, been on the internet too long) 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My dumb brothers and my dad playing the game 24. Major boring. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Few hours ago, walking back from the computer library reading fanfictions 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? SamLeonhart's Profile 9. What are you wearing? T- shirt and jeans. 10. Did you dream last night? Yah, It was fucked up, Me dead... 11. When did you last laugh? Two seconds ago, I fell out my computer chair reading "A Hollow's Daily Routien" 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Twilight posters(Edward), animal posters. A reading medal, A HUMONGUS POSTER OF ICHIGO KUROSAKI EEEKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!! 13. Seen anything weird lately? Seen, no, but I've been posessed by a ghost. 14. What do you think of this survey? I like them they are hilarious!!:) 15. What is the last movie you saw? Bleach: The Diamond Dust Rebellion(Bleach Fangirl all the way!!!) 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? New house, Anime galore, movie anime, poters, etc... 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I am a 3 Days Grace fan "Riot"!!!! 20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Rukia(Bleach, can't help it) 21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Ichigo(yah Bleach I know.) 22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes, Japan! Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now" You must repost this!!: Put this on your By the way, help this little guy. Thanks, Yuki.: (\_/) This is Bunny, isn't he cute? If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI (You might want a mirror for this) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Heck, I, Sam Leonhart, am the king of Random! All other less random men and women, copy, paste, and ad your name!: Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki: I am the Queen of random, so MUWAHAHAHAHAHA...fUDGE!!!!!!!!! 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5% that would push them off, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. NOT ANYMORE FOR THE LAST ONE, THAT'S FOR SURE!!! Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Being mature is overrated. Copy and Paste this if you put things on your profile twice and add your name: Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki If you have over five 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile. If you have over 100 copy and pastes, cop and paste this, then add your name (CAUTION! This will waste 30 seconds of your life of Fanfictioness!): Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki If you feed off of Fanfictionness (fanfictions), copy and paste this onto your profile, and put your name on (before I have the Warrior kill you!): Sam Leonhart, (NO KILL ME)JadeKurosaki If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT 22.My Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile. If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile If you want the memory of Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile. Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Pokémon is AWESOME,copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are over the age of ten and are more obsessed with PMD(Pokemon Mystery Dungeon) than even the little kiddies are, copy/paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to SSBB put this on your profile and add your name! Before I kill you!: Sam Leonhart, OKAY, OKAY, don't kill me, JadeKurosaki If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, JadeKurosaki If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Metaknight4ever, Pikana, ChristianDragon, JadeKurosaki(pinkrose1122) Nintendo is right now creating LoZ Wii2 and Super Mario Galaxy Wii 2. OTHER GAMES SHOULD BE ON THE WII!! Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name and the new game you want for Wii to the list: PitFTW: Kid Icarus Wii, Sam Leonhart: A game about me!, JadeKurosaki, A Bleach game with me and all the inner hollows in it so I can REALLY have fun kicking everyone's asses! :) 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!' Sam leonhart: 'Gayness Brothers' you mean?, JadeKurosaki: I think it should be Gay, dumbass, mutherfuckers. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Starbrook, PitFTW, Sam Leonhart, JadeKurosaki:That's where I got the Idea for my stories. If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile! HOLY SHIT!! THEY GOT THIS PERFECT!! December: You call me a bitch, bitches are female dogs, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are in nature which is beautiful. I know that I'm beautiful but there's no need to point it out you know. Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up. It's always the last place you look. Well of course it is! You're not guna keep looking once you've found the damn think are you? Mental Hospital Phone Menu (If any of these apply to you then no offense is entended. It is just something funny I found and decided to add to my profile. Aagain, no offense is intended and sorry if offense is taken.) Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. YOUR GUY SIDE You love hoodies. Total:15 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. -shudders- not a hope in all the nine levels of hell (if there is a hell) Total: 6 (BOLD the ones that apply to you) Things to do in a shop when you are bored. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I chooseyou!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile Names... YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Domizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): White and Blue Dragon(Hey it wasn't specific so...) YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Paige Jade YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Haidoart (WTF) YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Sunkist YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oniawsu (WTF) YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sue YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Yoruichi (yes I named my cat Yoruichi) YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Star Friut Fire YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Blue Bandana Things to think about (logic/literal/random stuff): -If nothing is impossible, then wouldn't it be possible for nothing to be possible? -Why do people always lie when they're depressed? -Life is always the leading cause of death. -Time never passes perfectly. -Why is there bias? -How can we be starstruck by something when we can't actually reach the stars? -Does intelligence go from zero to much higher or does it have a starting level? -What is the difference between a smart person and a nerd? -Which came first, the chicken or the egg? -The statement on the right is true, the statement on the left is false -If life is like a box of chocolate and you don't know what you're gonna get, then wouldn't you get chocolate? And also, wouldn't life be brown because white chocolate doesn't count as chocolate? -What's so good about goodbye? -Why do you think some people hate life? -Why are you reading this? -There is no such thing as 'picture perfect', as nothing's perfect. -If everyone's unqiue, that means everyone's normal, so the only normal person would be the only one that's unique. -What is really love? This is just a funny email I got. I knew a person that was so dumb that... she called me to get my phone number. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.' she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death... she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test.. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home Now send it to all of your friends and have a laugh! Naruto questions How did you discover Naruto? Do you recommend Naruto to other people? Are you happy you discovered Naruto? Are you obsessed with Naruto? Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto? WHEN did you first discover Naruto? Download: Do you download Naruto manga? Do you download Naruto anime? Do you think you have the right to do that? What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it? Characters: Who is your favorite male character? Who is your favorite female character? Who is your least favorite character? Which character do you think is most misunderstood? Which character is most underrated? Which character has the worst past? What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry? Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee? Do you even like Lee? Do you hate Sasuke? Do you hate Yashamaru? Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep? Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto? Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chunin? Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chunin? Do you think Shino could've made chunin if he had the chance to fight? Do Shino's bugs creep you out? What do you think of Kankuro's outfit? What do you think of Sasuke's outfits? Should Naruto ditch the orange? Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit? Do you think Gaara is evil? Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile? Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty? Do you think Haku had pretty nails? Did you originally think Haku was a girl? Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl? Which character is the best looking? Which character is the worst looking? What was your first impression of Lee? Do you think Sakura is useless? Which female kicks the most ass? Who should become the 7th Hokage? Fandom: What is your favorite pairing? What is your least favorite pairing? What pairing makes the least amount of sense? What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri? Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction? Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart? What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto? What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics? Does it bother you that Gaara is so OOC in most romance fics? Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal? Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it? Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone? Did you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father before you actually found out? Do you think Shikamaru and Choji are more than just friends? Is Neji obsessed with birds or what? Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath? Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto? Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students? Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka? Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 15 year old kids? Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience? Do you like AU Naruto fics? Do you like OC's in Naruto fics? Do you read NCS Naruto fics? Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics? What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying? Do you mix your canon Naruto knowledge with your fanfic Naruto knowledge? Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate? If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself? Misc: What's a good website for Naruto? Another? And one more? What's a good Naruto fanfiction? And another? What's a good Naruto fanart? And another? What do you think about Asuma? Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time? He showed us his mad skillz didn't he? Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right? What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue? Does it disturb you? Does it haunt your dreams at night? Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast? Do you think I'm insane for asking that? If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be? Why? What jutsu would you want? Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man? Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote! Did you enjoy this survey? Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)) Quotes: "Every time I draw my sword or face an enemy my feelings are always held back half a step."- Shuhei Hisagi "He who does not fear the sword he holds is not worthy of holding a sword."- Shuhei Hisagi "To fight is something that is done in accordance with the situation. I do not see that escape is something shameful. For me, to insist and to lose is a foolish attitude." - Izuru Kira "Battle is not a stage for empty heroics and nor is it something to take pleasure in. Battle is filled with despair. Dark, terrifying. That is the way that it should be. That way, people learn to fear battle and to choose the path of non-violence where possible."- Izuru Kira "Zankensoki... only when your heart is in balance can you claim to have true strength."- Izuru Kira "Loyalty to someone is different from depending on them. It isn't even interesting fighting against someone who doesn't have his own goals."- Kenpachi Zaraki "Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!"- Kenpachi Zaraki "I wanna be cut so that my breath is gone before my body hits the ground. That's the kind of death I wanna have."- Nnoitra Jiruga "Ain't no chance of salvation for us. Never has been. With or without Aizen, that's never gonna change. If there's one thing I'm grateful to that guy for, it's the fact that he gave me power. Thanks to that I've been able to savor greater battles than ever before. I'm gonna be strong. Stronger than anyone. If I'm gonna fight the ultimate enemy, then there can't be anyone else stronger than me. I'll take 'em all out. No matter what it takes."- Nnoitra Jiruga "Every fuckin' one of 'em, they have the gall to take pity on me. And they don't even know how much they're hurtin' me by doin' it. I don't do "mercy". Strong, weak, infant, monster. I just smash 'em all to pieces. I don't give 'em the chance to get up a second time."- Nnoitra Jiruga "There is not a single person in heaven or on earth that can break me. Don't forget that I am the strongest Espada."- Nnoitra Jiruga "Enemies are made for all sorts of reasons. From the moment one makes an enemy, until one breathes their final breath, they are in battle."- Nnoitra Jiruga "They're all cowards, every damn one of them. Whatever. I'll just consume them. As they become my flesh and blood, they will see beyond. I... I am the king!"- Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez "Hearts, you say? You Humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your hearts in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "heart"? If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there?"- Ulquiorra Cifer "What would you have me say? 'Don't worry, I'm sure he's still alive'? Ridiculous. I am not here to comfort you. I don't understand why are you so fixated on life and death? At any rate, your friends will soon be annihilated. So what if that's one step closer? They should have seen this coming from the start. If they couldn't see it coming, the fault lies in their own foolishness. Laughing them off as a group of idiots would be sufficient. Why can't you do that? If it were me, and my friends entered Hueco Mundo without first gauging their strength, I'd be infuriated by their stupidity."- Ulquiorra Cifer "Swinging your blade out of a sense of duty is what a captain does. Swinging your blade out of hate is nothing more than base violence. Captains don't refer to that as fighting."- Toshiro Hitsugaya "As a thank you for your lecture, I'll teach you something. The time you implement your greatest technique is the time of greatest crisis. This too is an inviolable law of battle."- Toshiro Hitsugaya “What is a heart? Can I see if I tore open your chest? If I cracked open your skull?” “Rukia, where do you think your heart is?” “Around here right?” “In reality I guess. But I say it can be found right here.” “Oh I get it…this thing in my hand……is the heart.” “Your heart is born when you care for someone.” My heart is always a battleground where trust and needs of others war within me constantly. I need to know why people act and feel as they do. Ultimately I must understand myself, and come to some kind of truce with the warring forces of my nature. In the end, it's the life and truth of the soul, which are my real goals. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. The Laws of Anime #1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity #2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation #3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics #4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion #5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion #6. Law of Temporal Variability #7. First Law of Temporal Mortality #8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality #9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis #10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity #11. Law of Inherent Combustability #12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission #13. Law of Energetic Emission #14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude #15. Law of Inexhaustability #16. Law of Inverse Accuracy #17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability #18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity #19. Law of Demonic Consistency #20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability #21. Law of Tactical Unreliability #22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability #23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality #24. Law of Americanthropomorphism #25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality #26. Law of Feline Mutation #27. Law of Conservation of Firepower #28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence #29. Law of Melee Luminescence #30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism #31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability #32. Law of Follicular Permanence #33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics #34. Law of Probable Attire #35. Law of Musical Omnipotence #36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination #37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance #38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission #39. Law of Inverse Attraction #40. Law of Nasal Sanguination #41. Law of Xylolaceration #42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence #43. Law of Pornogrative Omnipotence #44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation #45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis #46. Law of Flimsy Incognition #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or #99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen. -- Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! Hey Assbutt!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own 150 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts 1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...you will die" then hang up. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile I am also a bloody manga/anime addict. My favourite series is Bleach. A complete nerd, but hey it gets me through college with good grades. Political views don't exist for me, I think and believe that government is loosely based in business now, and is filled with complete morons. I don't support human violence of any kind: rape, murder, torture, kidnapping...err, except when it is a male who has wronged a female or such the otherway around, and even then not the rape or murder, just kidnapping and torture. Also, I am strongly against animal cruelty because animals have rights as well. I don't support war, because it is inhumane that innocent people have to die. Innocents are the sacrifices of someone else's wrong doing. It matters little your religion, race, gender because I LOVE being around people with different views, but before that, I don't appreciate close minded people. I love writing, despite my lack of literally knowledge and even though I took advance placement English in high school. I love painting and drawing, even though I also lack the talent, but its just so fun. Want to travel the world to meet tons of people, I'm just that way. The list of places I want to visit is quite long, though China and Japan top my list. I've only ever lived in the U.S.A. sadly. Beauty is not based on physique and body image, because you need a bit of brain. What use is it when you have a nice body, but you have nothing inside your head? Think that people who are obsessed with staying young are kind of stupid since you will eventually grow old, people will think you aren't 'hip' enough and you will eventually die anyway. Self-denial is the salvation to any insult, but it is not something that anyone should always depend upon. The world isn't perfect, so why must everyone always try to aspire for something that does not exist and is not meant to? Know that you are a generally special person in this world, so DO NOT let anyone bring you down. If you are someone who gets tired of hearing life's lessons, well tough...get over your damn self and listen--your children, you children's children will suffer the same thing and our parents had to listen as well. Parents were once teenagers, so don't say that they don't understand you--just parents don't know how to accept that you are either growing up and time has changed. If you fail, why in the hell are you giving up for? I have proven many people wrong. Don't always think that because everyone else is doing something, you should just jump in the bandwagon as well. Macho men that think a woman was born to pop out a few kids, stay home while cooking or cleaning is a man that has absolutely no desire to be anything in life. Feminism is simply something that I don't usually follow, unless someone makes a very lame comment about being superior to women then I'll get on your case. We have to thank each other that we are part of this world--because women need men and men need women. I don't eat religion for breakfast, so be careful to AVOID shoving your religion to my face. Envy is the obsession you have of hating others, why not start looking at all the good things you have in your own life rather than the rest of the world. My intellect has cost me nearly my entire life, so don't start thinking that because you have higher grades you can be better than me. Smearing the date of your birthday in every single social site, will only get you branded 'attention whore' from a lot of people. Cultural fact: You only have ONE bloody birth day in your entire life. My If's If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over WHAT A KISS MEANS (results may vary) Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- "When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'" “Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.” "A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman." "No one is a virgin, the world screws us all." "It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me." "Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it." "Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." "You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me." "If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!" "Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough" "They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?" "Just be yourself everyone else is taken." "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it." "It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man." "You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE." "Life's a bitch...But she's my bitch." "If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something..." “I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” -Dr. Suess "Thank you! Fuck you! Your villain has arrived!" -Ladd Russo, Baccano! "The fight can wait, barbeque's more important!" -Hiyori Sarugaki, Bleach "(Message in blood) "Urgent, meet us outside the Urahara shop immediately" (After Ichigo freaked out) P.S: If you're thinking that this message is like some written in the victim's own blood cliché from some TV show...then you obviously have no sense of humor." -Kisuke Urahara, Bleach "Actually pony tails turn me on." "What?" "The pony tail you had back whenever was so good it was criminal." "Are you retarded?" - Kyon and Haruhi, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya "(wall explodes) BOSS! The door was open, why'd you blow up the entire wall?" "What kind of bone-headed question is that? The Boss likes to blow stuff up"- Donny and Nice's Brother talking about Nice, Baccano! "Which one of you crooks taught this little girl how to gamble?"- Guy in a casino reffering to how Racheal is so good at Mahjog, Case Closed "Don't look at me, I'm irresistable! Aren't I?" Negi talking to Asuna after drinking the love potion, Negima! Shigure- "So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem." HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH... Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..." (/)_(/) Best quotes from fiction "Well ... when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree and innocent -" "- well, more innocent than we are now -" "We got into a spot of bother with Filch." "We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason -" "So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual -" "- detention -" "- disembowelment -" "- and we couldn't help noticing a drawer in one of his filing cabinets marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous." (Fred and George Weasley telling Harry about the Marauder's Map in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) "I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I, next door neighbours?" said George indignantly. (Mrs Weasley and George when Ron got his prefect badge in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) 'So what were you and Dorrien discussing before?' Akkarin asked. She turned to regard him. 'Discussing?' 'Outside the farmhouse when I was buying the food.' 'Oh. Then. Nothing.' He smiled and nodded. 'Nothing. Amazing subject, that one. Produces such fascinating reactions in people.' (Akkarin and Sonea in The High Lord of the Black Magician Trilogy) Roshaun looked impressed. "There are likenesses to our own idiom," he said. "To what land of your world is such raiment native?" "Possibly Oz," Dairine said, "but I doubt the Good Witch of the North is going to come after me for stealing her look." (Roshaun and Dairine Callahan regarding Dairine's emerald green dress and tiara in Wizards at War of the Young Wizards series) "For Ciel, who is trying hard to be seen as an adult, I will smile and walk beside him in my childish low-heeled shoes. Low heeled shoes, mother's teaching, a sword to protect you - those are the 'nice things' that my current self is made of." (Elizabeth Midford, Chapter 58, Kuroshitsuji manga) Favorite Quotes: Lord of the Rings /J R R Tolkien/: 'All that is gold does not glitter, Harry Potter /J K Rowling/: '… to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.' 'It's a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who never sought it. Those who, like you have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find it to their own surprise that they wear it well.' (Who noticed, that these two quotes could stand for Ichigo Kurosaki as well as Harry Potter...) Bleach /Kubo Tite/: Ichigo (To Acidwire) "It's the same. Those that die and those that survive... both are just as alone as the other. Don't be so selfish to think that you are the only one who's alone!" (To Uryū Ishida) "I'm not superman, so I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect a mountain-load of people." (To Zangetsu) "It's meaningless to just live, it's meaningless to just fight. I want to win!" "Damn that Kenpachi! He really went all out chasing me down. That was scary as hell. His reiatsu was terrifying. To think that I actually defeated someone like that. I don't even believe it myself." "... If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. There is nothing we can do. So I wish for strength. If I cannot protect them from the wheel, then give me a strong blade, and enough strength... to shatter fate." (To Yammy Llargo) "A way of dealing with you? I haven't had a way of dealing with anyone so far. I just defeated them because I had to defeat them. That's all there is to it. You may be a different level than the other Espada, but I don't give a shit. It's the same. If I have to beat you, then I'll beat you. That's all there is to it." Orihime (To Ulquiorra Cifer) "Maybe it's impossible to feel exactly the same way as another person, but it's possible for people to care about one another and to place their hearts as close together as they can manage. I'm sure that's what it means to make your hearts as one." Rukia (To Orihime Inoue) "In a battle, the ones who get in the way are not the ones that lack power, but the ones that lack resolve." Favourite Bleach Quotes: "If you were to turn into a snake tomorrow and begin devouring humans, and from the same mouth you started devouring humans, you cried out to me 'I love you,' would I still be able to say 'I love you' the same way I do today?" – Gin Ichimaru (to Rangiku Matsumoto) "You're right, Aizen. I didn't come here to fight you. I came here to violently hack you to pieces." - Toushirou Hitsugaya (to Sosuke Aizen) ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? Nope, then again, nobody's perfect, I'm a nobody...I am perfect then! :D LAST: 1. Friend you saw: Amanda Bodiford. FAVORITES: 1. Number: 13 and 15. EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? Yeah, my Grandma who passed away from cancer when I was seven. ABOUT YOU: 1. Real name? Dominique FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? Lily Epperson (She's not my friend anymore) CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? Strawberries. WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? 1. Shorter or taller? Taller HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? Bubbles? I don't think so. DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? I've never seen one before so I'm not sure. Favorite Bands: Ugh, there are so many here's a list: Evanescense, Linkin Park, Paramore, A Day to Remember, Skillit, Thousand Foot Krutch, Hoobastank, Muse, Avril Lavine, Plain White T's, Jessy J. Kelly Clarkson, Missy Elliot, Pink, Black Eye Peas, Pillar, All American Rejects, Daughtry, Manifest, Adam Lambert, Breaking Benjamin, Before Their Eyes, Sick Puppies, A Skylit Drive, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Black Viel Brides, Bullet For My Valentine, Escape the Fate, Senses Fail, With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear, Six Years Home, Disturbed, Baha Men, Thirty Seconds To Mars, and many others. What can I say, I love music! Favorite Books: Wow another long list...okay here it goes: Bleach, Naruto, really any manga, except hentai, Twilight, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Claire de Lune, Pendragon, House of Night, The Immortal Rules, Iboy, Warriors, Silverwing, Drink Slay Love, Percy Jackson, Night School, Voices of Dragons, Leviathen, Wicked, and way too many others to even try to list. Favorite Shows: Bleach, Inuyasha, Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, ABDC, Durarara, Full Metal Alchamist, Pokemon(The old ones), Avatar the Last Air Bender, Legend of Korra, Danny Phantom, Rug Rats, Cashern Sins, Deadman Wonderland, Fullmetal Alchamist Brotherhood, Ghost in the Shell, Fruits Basket, and several other shows. Favorite Movies: Bleach: Memories of Nobody, Bleach: Daimond Dust Rebellion, Bleach: Fade To Black, Bleach: Hell Verse, Avatar, The Hunger Games, anything that deals with the Marvel Heros, or anything that deals with Anime. Favorite People: My best friends: Amanda, Siera, Emma, Sarah, Claire, Bree, who are just like my sisters, my gay friend E'kwuan who is like my brother, and my family of course. Favorite Anime Characters(In order): 1) Ichigo Kurosaki: Bleach; He is the awesome and hot and if he was real I would so glomp him. (Sigh) 2) Hichigo Shirosaki: Bleach: He is the opposite form of Ichigo, not to mention he's crazy as hell and would kill you while laughing his head off. Yet still hot. (Sigh) 3) Zangetsu/Tensa Zangetsu: Bleach: He's Ichigo's totally kickass zanpakuto(Sword) who goes from being a grumpy old man to a grumpy young teenager. HAHA! 4) Grimmjow Jagerjaques: Bleach; He is the fiesty blue kitty that I wish I could just hug and bug. :D 5) Ulquiorra Shiffer: Bleach: Emo bat who goes out with hyper active big boobed orange haired chick...nuff said. 6) Kyo Sohma: Fruits Basket: He's the cat who was always an outcast who found love with Tohru Honda. I love the couple. >. 7) Inuyasha: Inuyasha: An Inu Hanyou who goes through hell and back for two chicks and a pink stone. Well you gotta love him anyway cause of the ears. Kawaii! 8) Edward Elrich: Full Metal Alchemist: Short alchemist who ends up saving the world. Don't call him short to his face though or hill kick your ass. 9) Naruto Uzumaki: Naruto: Fox kid who got treated like trash who ended up becoming a hero. Believe it! 10) Toshiro Hitsuguya: Bleach: Short, white haired captain, with an ice dragon for a sword. Another fun sized guy who can kick ass. Me: Wow all of them were dudes...wierd. Most Hated Anime Characters(In Order): 1) Sosuke Aizen: Bleach: Gay Traitor Bastard. 2) Akito Sohma: Fruits Basket: Hatefull Bully. 3) Naraku: Inuyasha: Slimy Bastard. 4) "Father" also known as The Dwarf in the Flask Homunculus: Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood: Cocky Bastard. 5) Orochimaru: Naruto: Snake Bastard. 5) Kabuto: Naruto: Sneaky Bastard. 6) Izaya Orihaya(Sp?): Durarara: Evil fucking Genius who deserves to get pummled by Shizuo Hewagima. 7) Kaname Tosen: Bleach: Blind Bastard. 8) Vlad Plasmius: Danny Phantom: Gay Bastard. 9) Muramasa: Bleach: Rouge zanpakuto who just needed to die. 10) Freiza: Dragon Ball Z: Lizard Bastard with gay voice. Me: Once again all dudes...wait I forgot Akito is a chick...sorry...not! XD "TEMPEST" If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto or Bleach, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, shuriken-thrower, uchiha-sasuke-lover, DevilsChild95,xXBeautifullySickXx, JadeKurosaki I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. You're just jealous 'cause you're not as smartical as me! Hah! Stick that in your cereal and eat it! I told you my grammar skills were superior to yours! It's just you and me against the World. We'll attack at dawn! 1. Lost my mind? I don't remember having something as troublesome as that to start out with! 2. Be sure to tell her to stay away from the magic crocodile called Philip! 3. I used to have a handle on life... It broke. 4. Shut up! You continental fruitcake! 5. Curse you cruel fate! (Please note that you have to shake your fist at the sky while saying this, and preferably in a public place where you can scare people...) - Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Time is a great teacher; to bad it kills all its pupils. The average girl would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance. You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is “never try”. If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends? Never go to a doctor’s office where the plants have died. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory. I suffer from C.R.S.- Can't Remeber Shit! COMMENT'S I'D LIKE TO SAY TO MY FRIENDS: "He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" "Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on it's own" "He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words" "She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her." "See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome." "Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!" This poem is really sad so be prepared... My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again Please Daddy, please stop hurting me! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! You're a 90's kid if:
. . . Furbies and barbies...shudder You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. ...Before Dora and that damn monkey Boots... Before facebook. . . Dude, I so miss the 90's right now. Reading all of this stuff for me was like walking down memory lane. So many memories of my childhood just came running back...I miss being a kid... September 11, 2001 I walked to the lunchroom I sat in my seat I waited and waited For the meal I would eat It was not lunchtime That much I could see I looked for the teachers, They were around the TV I walked up to my teachers And try to glimpse at the screen All I see is an airplane Just the flying machine And then I see a crash And then I see fire I thought it was just a movie I didn’t know it was so dire September 11, 2003 Now I know Now I see That we were attacked By our enemy But All I see are planes Just the flying machines Every year on this day On every TV screen And then I start to ponder And then I start to think How so many good people died In nothing more than an eye blink If you feel bad for those who died in 9/11 and wish they didn't, post this on your profile. Directions: 1) Put your music player on shuffle 2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3)YOU MUST WRIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? St. Jimmy by Green Day (Me: Huh?) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Pain by Hollywood Undead (Me: Wow, that kind of makes sense in my case.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? The Fire by Senses Fail (Me: Well I am sort of a pyromaniac...>_ WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? It's Just Me by Escape the Fate (Me: I guess that I'm looking for someone like me...yay!) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Monolith by Mudvayne (Me: What?) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Poop Loser by Mudvayne (Me: Oh REALLY?! GRRR) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Sing to Me by Before Our Eyes (Me: Now that's more like it) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The Webs We Weave by Escape The Fate (Me: Hmmmm...) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Soldier Side by System Of A Down (Me: I don't know how to react to that) WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? S My D by Blood On The Dance Floor (Me: Hells no!) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? If I Could Be Frank, You're Ugly! by Greeley Estates (Me: ?) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU DON'T LIKE? Choke On This by Senses Fail (Me: Hells YEAH!) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Garden State by Senses Fail (Me: ?) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Call it Karma by Silverstein (Me: Oh really...a posibility I guess) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? The Patient Mental by Mudvayne (Me: ...HAHAHAHA!) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Ex Machina by A Skylit Drive (Me: Strange I guess) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Waking the Demon by Bullet For My Valentine (Me:...hehe you will never know -_-) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Knives and Pens by Black Veil Brides (Me: Hmmm...I guess thats sort of true) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Bittersweet Memories by Bullet For My Valentine (Me: True, true.) HOW WILL YOU DIE? Take me Under by Three Days Grace (Me: I guess I'm going to fade away...) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Fever by Bullet for my Valentine (Me: Huh? Wierd) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Scared by Three Days Grace (Me: HAHAHA!) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? You're the Reason Thy Say High School Never Ends (Me: TRUE DAMMIT! It just goes on and on like the energizer bunny!) WILL YOU GET MARRIED? Life Starts Now by Three Days Grace (Me: I agree!) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Giving Up by Silverstein (Me: So true.) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Born Like This by Three Days Grace (Me: So True again cause I don't give a hoot!) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Sweet Blasphemy by Black Veil Brides (Me: Hehe.) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Body Breakdown by DragonForce (Me: HAHAHA!!!!) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Perfect Weapon by Black Veil Brides (Me: PERFECT!) This was really fun!! ... I tried to warn you sSS sS If you're a girl and you've ever Favorite Teen Titan Quotes: -Raven:Terra. Terra: Raven. Raven:Traitor. Terra: Witch. -Cyborg: We got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy Y'know you wanna smack it. (Thanks to my friends the last part of that quote sounds wrong to me) -Cyborg: Why can't you just call it the Configuration Disk! Beast Boy: Why can't you just call it the Eyeball Pizza Thingy! -Cyborg: Pull the candy cane thing-a-ma-whosit! -Robin (to Starfire): You're getting married! And to someone you've never met! -Robin (to Starfire when they're about to jump off the cliff): As long as we're together, it's going to be okay. -Robin (to Starfire): You broke Mother's cookies! Raven and Cyborg: OOOOOOOO! Robin, Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg: You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble! -Cyborg: I know! Let's have waffles! You like waffles, don'tcha Raven? Raven: More than life itself. -Robin: Starfire... I think it's... awesome the way you shoot starbolts... Starfire (with hearts in eyes): Yes... and? Robin: I also think it's cool that you're the strongest girl I've ever met... Starfire: Then, you do not mind having a friend who is a girl? Robin: (taking her hands in his): Mind it? Actually, I kind of-- Monster interrupts them Me: *starts attacking monster* Die you moment ruining bastard! -Beast Boy:I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything! -Robin (to Kitten): Sorry, I don't like you that way. As a matter of fact, I just don't like you. Starfire: YESS! -Cyborg: WAHHH! You're the evil waffle people who stole my waffles! -Raven (after seeing Slade's robots come out of her room): That's MY room! NOBODY goes in MY room! Me: Can Beast Boy? (Say yes!) -Elasticgirl: Take care, Garfield... She leaves Cyborg: Gar...field? Beast Boy: Hehe... Raven (smirking): Oh, I'm going to get a lot of mileage on this one... -Mallah (after capturing Melvin, Teether, and Timmy): Say goodbye to your friends... Raven: Nobody messes with my kids! -Raven: Aren't you cold? Beast Boy (looking at the red star in the sky) No... not anymore... -Starfire (about to faint from blizzard): Robin... -Kitten: Would it kill you to smile? Robin (pained, scary smile): Maybe... -(Raven is telling a story to the kids) Raven: Last year on my birthday, my friends got me a cake and some balloons. (Kids look amazed) Raven: But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, this scary red demon with horns, took over the world, and there was fire everywhere. And then this other guy Slade, who had a skeleton for a face, came after me, and... (Kids look scared) Raven (quickly): My friends saved me, and we all had cake. The end. (uneasy smile) -Beast Boy: Cyborg... c'mon, Cy! Pick up! I know you're there! The phone's built in your arm! -Raven: Evil beware. We have waffles. -Kole: Sorry. Grnarrk isn't so good with people from the upper world. Beast Boy: Neither is Raven. -Melvin: He did it! Bobby just saved us! If you are part of the HitsuKarin army, copy and paste this into your profile (\)_(/) Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to kill Hinamori Momo. Copy and paste this if you feel Toushirou and Karin were MEANT to be together. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that all HitsuHina fans should wake up and realise that THEY WILL NOT GET TOGETHER!!! Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate IchiHime. Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber and wish they would disappear from the Music businessFOREVER. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you love Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach, copy and past this to your friggen profile!!!!!!! If you love Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate HitsuHina, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Hinamori is too obsessed with Aizen and doesn't deserve Hitsugaya, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you've ever hit a person because they said "anime sucks", copy and paste this onto your profile You say Taylor Swift, I say My Chemical Romance You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescene You say Miley Cyrus, I say Paramore You say T-Pain, I say Muse You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park You say Jonas Brothers, I say Green Day You say rap, I scream ROCK! 92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message on your profile. DON'T LET ROCK N ROLL DIE! MANGA: My OTHER Anti-drug cause if you read and buy manga, you can't afford drugs in the first place! RACISM IS WRONG! The black man turned around and stood up to face the white man behind him, tired of his racial comments. Life comes around once, so share it with the right person If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and past this into your profile If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever felt sad for no apparent reason whatsoever, copy and paste this ingot your profile If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you absolutely and with out a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers, copy and past! If you think there should be a 'REPORT FLAME' button to report flamers, copy and paste! If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile If spell check is one of your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile. RIP Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile as a memorial If you are odd and proud of it, copy this into your profile You Say Pink This is really sad...and really true...: Try not to cry... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I've moved on with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime (It started with pokemon, yes pokemon, to all those who were born in the 1990's know you are just like me in that asspect, so and now I'm obsessed with Bleach. Hurrays for ICHIGO KUROSAKI!), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, emmettcullendisorder, SeekDreamsAndFindHope, Hiddenfilly, Kavyle, Ranko twin, JadeKurosaki If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. QUOTES "Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking." THINGS I HATE - Sosuke Aizen from Bleach -When people want to use an original word to replace "eyes" so they use "orbs"... not original after EVERYONE with an account here has done it... -School -Twilight (The movie, but the books are alright, if only the guys didn't sparkle) - When people do something just because it's 'cool' - Orange people with green hair - Obnoxious loud giggles - Slaughter movies (if you really enjoy watching someone get chopped to pieces, you need help) - Idiots who think horror movies are the same as Slaughter movies - People who friend people who aren't their friends on facebook - People make a skype account and NEVER GO ON IT - Shooter video games - Snape haters - People who whine - People who come spend the night at your house and facebook the whole time - When people try to fix whats not broken, and end up just making it worse (shoutout to the folks over at youtube!) - Those girls on Bridezillas and Four Weddings - Users - People who don't remember and still love My Shiny Teeth and Me - When people tell me I write OOC, then when asked to point out where, never reply - People who leave flames, but do it anonymously There is no mystery to happiness. Unhappy man are all alike. Some wound they suffered long ago, so wish denied, some blow to pride, some kindling spark of love put out by scorn- or worse, indifference- cleaves to them, or they to it, and so they live each day within a shroud of yesterday. The happy man does not look back. He doesn’t look ahead. He lives in the present. But there’s the rub. The present can never deliver one thing: meaning. The ways of happiness and meaning are not the same. To find happiness, a man need only live in the moment; he need only live for the moment. But if he wants meaning – the meaning of his dreams, his secrets, his life – a man must reinhabit his past, however how dark, and live for the future, however uncertain. Thus nature dangles happiness and meaning before us all, insisting only that we choose between them.” J.Rubenfeld, 'The interpretation of murder' "We think we know what we are doing. We have always thought so. We never seem to acknowledge that we have been wrong in the past, and so might be wrong in the future. Instead, each generation writes off earlier errors as the result of bad thinking by less able minds - and then confidently embarks on fresh errors of its own." M.Crichton, 'Prey' "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile .D A R E . to . d.a.i.r. "l e t ' s . b u r n . o u r . d r e a m s . i n t o. t h e . s k y l i n e" "The w o r s t thing is holding on to someone who d o e s n ’ t want to be held on to." "M e n t a l Anxiety, Mental Breakdown, Menstrual cramps, menopause. Have you ever noticed how all your problems start with m e n?" You should put a c o n d o m over your head, because if you're gonna act like a d i c k then you might as well look l.i.k.e one too What happens when he's your P r i n c e C h a r m i n g, but you're not his C .i .n .d .e .r .e .l .l .a? Don't youd a r e remember me when she f.i.n.a.l.l.y. forgets you "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." "It's easy to say you support something when you don't have to pay the price." "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." "Let me turn your tears into roses." "I love you with all my heart!" "Love is both a pain and a painkiller." "If you can list all the reasons why you love someone, then it isn't love. Love is undefinable and appears in the most unpredictable of situations." "So stand through the rain, stand your ground, stand up when it's all crashing down..." "Not all who wander are lost." "What started out as friendship became so much more." "I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way!" "People can't hide when they want to be found." "I have found... my resolve!" "I seek my purpose, even though I have many talents I'm afraid that no one will notice them, and the only reason for that is because I wasn't born into an upper society, but into the sticks. I will make a name for myself though and show the world what I got, even if I have to knock every one down in the process. I swore this to myself when I turned thirteen and my vision became clear from the murky innocence of childhood to the harsh reality of growing up. No matter what, I will keep my promise to myself, because it's what keeps me going, even in the brightest, hottest day, and the coldest, darkest night. -Me (Dominique Hair) "Every lifetime, I would fall in love with the same person." "One kind word can warm three months." "Always believe in yourself. Do that, and no matter where you are, you'll have nothing to fear." "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the love you have and knowing it will never be returned." "As long as I have my fanfiction, I don't care what kind of computer it is!" "This is band, that's why!" "I was so happy when you smiled..." "The time has come to decide between what is right and what is easy." "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." "You're the only one I'd be with till the end." "Get a good look at my back!" "Once a door of love opens, take it and never let go. Because if you won't, one day you're going to ask yourself why you let love go away when it was once just next to you." "For many years I have watched you. Now... you are watching me!" "Hold a true friend with both hands." "Never give up!" "You're my one in five billion." "When you have given nothing, ask for nothing." "I fake a smile so he won't see that I want and I'm needin' everything that we should be." "This one's for the girls who's ever had a broken heart." "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." "Fall seven times, stand up eight." "To love and be loved is to feel the sun on both sides." "It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends." "Let's give an empty life a little meaning." If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile Problems from A to F For once, just for once I wish that the teacher wouldn’t give me that look because I know it all too well… He hands me my report card and I open it slowly, scared that I might destroy anything remarkably great in my standards. Why was I even teasing myself with this thing called hope? Oh yeah, now I remember! I’m supposed to become something great. Everyone says that they can see it inside me. But what is this it their talking about? Because every time I look in the mirror I don’t see anything in me. Maybe they are just a bunch of fools…? Don’t they know that it’s dangerous to give false hope to someone that desperately needs something good in their life…? Not that I don’t have anything to live for. I have my friends and maybe that’s the reason for this great, strict line of Fs in my report card. Our teacher is giving some kind of speech about how we all should take example from the best student in our whole school. I look at the said student and I see how she glows of good manners and straight A’s. Hah, I bet she’s lonely, because nobody wants to get close to her. I wonder why? Well, that’s not my problem; I got them all here in a little piece of paper. Because of these one letter alphabets I'm a little nervous to go home. I know what’s waiting for me there, an execution. I sigh and crush the pamphlet to the bottom of my bag. The teacher is talking about how great I am and I can feel myself growing taller and taller and get bigger and bigger until I can show everybody that being me isn’t that bad. I hope that others could see me and not the book in my hands or the top scores in my test papers. But of course they can’t, no body can because they are too lazy to take off that black curtain in front of their eyes that blinds them so. I too have dreams and hopes to become something in this world. I want my name in history; I want to make a difference. A beautiful line of A’s always adores my report card and it’s safe to say that I’m every teacher’s pet. But in the end my problems are small compared with somebody else’s. I mean come on, I am the best student in this whole rat hole that we call school and I’m going to conquer the world in my own way! I fold the paper neatly from the middle and put it gently, inside a book, to my bag. I may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja! One word: Chocolate. "It is not that war creates monsters, it is that war brings out the monsters that are already hidden inside." Random quotes: 1.) The only thing we have to FEAR, is FEAR ITSELF...and spiders Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. GoNe InSaNe... Be BaCk LaTeR I wish you were here... If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!" Funny Stuff... When Obama tells his children to clean their rooms, he ends with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message!" An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is Carlisle, screw the fruit! I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Great Sayings... “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up! Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Shit fire and save matches like Jonny Test (ha ha!!) Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen. Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. If two wrongs dont make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run like hell. He hates that. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. Especially if you almost cried reading this...(Sob!) I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. My favorite word is sarcasm. Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. If you can't convince them, confuse them Muffins are just ugly cupcakes...but we love them anyways Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Education is important; school however, is another matter Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one? I apologize, do you want me to mean it too? So what I’ve got a smile on, but it’s hiding the quiet superstitions in my head. Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face. Education is that which remains when one has forgotten everything learned in school. A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped. Deja vu: The feeling that, somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before. Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion. That which does not kill me had better run damn fast. You can't be late until you show up The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm doesn't get eaten. Courage is born where faith and fear collide It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort Rules aren't meant to be broken, the are meant to be shattered at the speed of sound (use shunpo or sonido, you'll achieve just that ;P) Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. This is not a toy, it's a distraction I have a life, its kept in a jar on my shelf beside Hitler's soul X.x.X.x.X.x – Ťнє Αωєѕомє Ťяцтн- X.x.X.x.X.x Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness. (In my case, this explains SO very much...) Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. X.x.X.x.X.x – Αωєѕомє Qцотєѕ- X.x.X.x.X.x If looks could kill, my brothers would be LONG gone. - Me It is better to close your mouth and appear an idiot, then to speak and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln? In this world, nothing is said to be certain, EXCEPT death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one. - Benjamin Franklin A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Ben Franklin ((I love his quotes if you havent noticed)) Do not underestimate the power of the dark sides of famous quotes - Bill Auston Twilight Jokes Edward: Bella get in my Volvo now!! Bella: why? Edward: That mutt is coming Bella: Who Jacob? Edward: yes Bella: And how will getting in the Volvo solve anything? Edward: It's SILVER Bella! Nessie: Daddy can i get a puppy. Edward: No you have Jacob for that! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Fav Sayings I'm not afraid of death. Whats it gonna do, kill me? Boys are like slinkys, usless but fun to watch fall down stairs An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate Forever isnt as long as it used to be Flying is simple, you throw yourself at the ground and miss People dont fly, they fall with style There cant be a crisis this week; my scedual is full Silence is golden, duct tape is silver I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minutee of it Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away Dont yawn in the shower. You might drown labels are for cans. and incase you hadnt noticed, I am not a can! Live dangerous...run with scissors It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, an only 4 to reach out and slap someone Before you critsize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. that way your a mile away from them and you have their shoes My knight in shining armor turned out to be some loser cosplaying Make A Sentence: 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because I'm sexy like that I banged my lover because I'm good in bed...(Wow...who knew XD) 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. You say BABY PINK You say RAP Shinigamix's Stuff! Name: Adam Deffendall Aka Shimigamix Gender: Male description: 5'5" dirty blond hair light build age 24 Primary Zanpaktou: Kaze no ken (wind sword) Shikai release: slice through the winds of fate kaze no ken Spirit: two different females that look like a certain 7th division captains Sealed: a standard dashio pair of swords(standard kantana and short sword) Shikai: both look like Shunsui K.'s shikai which have characteristic attacks Shikai attacks: Busgahma (for the moment this is Shunsi Kyoraku’s only direct attack) Single & Double* Wind Scar (this attack sends five waves of wind through the ground at the enemy) Single & Double* Backlash Wave (wrapping the wind scar around the sword adam can cut through any energy attack and send it back toward the enemy. note due to the fact that the enemie's aura fuels this attack adam only needs tho begin the attack) Barrier Buster (not an actual attack as it rips the fabric of any barrier and tears it open) Single & Double* Adamant Barrage (One of the more devastating attacks of kaze no ken it will launch spears of diamond at the enemy. Also can used to destroy more powerful barriers) The sword that was the short sword also has incredible healing powers it can return to life those who were wrongly slain or are terribly injured Bankai: twist the slicing wind around my enemy, Kaze no ken o tsukisasu (piercing wind sword) Bankai special attribute: wraps wielder in a shield of wind which when struck by the enemy steals minute amounts of reiatsu Bankai attacks: all shikai attacks plus Dragon Scales(green scales form on the sword and by concentrating one can sense and see a enemy’s vortex of energy by cutting the vortex it is possible to kill in one stoke) Meido Zangesta ha(for this attack the blade turns starry black and one of two attacks can used one a ball of black which tears along the path of the blade and sucks anything it hits inside it toward the next world two same concept as before except several blades of black hit the target) Baksaiga wave(a wave of green energy hits the enemy and explodes upon connection the real damage is soon shone after the battle though as it interferes with healing of any kind) Hollow abiltes. Hollow mask: uh does this need any further explaining Cero: 1. a plain ordiany violet/black cero (same color of my spirital pressure) Sonido: the hollow equivalent of flash step Hollow Zanpaktou: presagio de la destruccion(harbinger of destruction) Spirit: looks just like a hollow version of Adam himself Sealed: regular katana with a creasant moon shaped guard Resurrection phase: Devastate all creation, presagio de la destruccion(harbinger of destruction) Attacks: basicly allows access to the black getsaga tenshu and mugetsu(note due to using hollow energy to fuel the attack, i don't lose any power) Appearance: Zanpaktou takes the look of a two black blades on either side of the handle and looks a bigger more badass verision of tensa zangetsu simply means the attack can come from both swords at once there by increasing the damage done by the attack ം०҆''҅०౦ംഠ० ღ ०ഠം౦०҆''҅०ം 97 PERCENT OF THE FEMALE POPULATION WOULD BE SCREAMING AND CRYING IF THEY SAW ROBERT PATTERSON AT THE TOP OF CENTER POINT TOWER ABOUT TO JUMP, IF YOU ARE PART OF THE REMAINING 3 PERCENT WHO WOULD BE ON THE SIDE WITH POPCORN IN ONE HAND, A MEGAPHONE IN THE OTHER AND SHOUTING "DO A FLIP!" COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST (TWILIGHT HATER FOREVER XD) - KHFFROKSMISOKS XD, JadeKurosaki ;P “I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, ‘Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!’" ം०҆''҅०౦ംഠ० ღ ०ഠം౦०҆''҅०ം FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me FRIENDS: Ask me for my number FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides... No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again. If you would like to join me and RainingxToyxHearts in burning Hollister, copy this into your profile. We have pictures of shirtless bishies. Kaiser in the shower, you know you want it. HATE EMO? READ THIS: Are you laughing? Isn't it funny an "emo" can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing. IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE? BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND. BRAVE IS: GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON FUCKING LAUGHING. THANK YOU MISSING EXODUS FOR THIS ONE: HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt. You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by. You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do. And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything. Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week? Are you laughing yet? HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER? HOW IN THE FUCKING BLOODY HELL CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF? THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE. BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND. BEING BRAVE IS STAYING SILENT AND STRONG WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU. KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING. Stop 4Kids! When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it) They even change the names of FOOD! Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that 4Kids must DIE! ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME! If you think any forien accent is incredibly sexy, paste this to your profile! If you'd burn life's house down with combustible lemons, paste this to your profile! LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY APPART OF THIER WORLDS: 2. Hichigo Shirosaki 3. Zangetsu 4. Tensa Zangetsu 5. Grimmjow Jaguerjaques 6. Ulquiorra Shiffer 7. Yoruichi Shihoin 8. Byakuya Kuchiki 9. Rukia Kuchiki 10. Nel Tu (Child) Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Number 5 cooked you dinner? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Number 9 made fun of your friends? Number 10 ignored you all the time? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Shiva: THAT'S RIGHT! HE'S MINE!!!! Me: When did you get here? Shiva: I was here the whole time idiot. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Shiva: And Hichigo's MINE!!!! Me: Enough hollow... Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Yoruichi: ...I think you should have had it styled differently. Me: ?... Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Would 2 trust 5? Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? 1 accidentally kicked 10? Nel: That hurt and you ruined my hiding spot. Me: Found you! Nel: Waaaah! I lost hide and seek! Ichigo: ...? 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? 5 and 6 did a workout together? 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? 7 won the lottery? 8 had quite a big secret? 9 became a singer? 10 got a daughter? What would 1 think of 2? How would 3 greet 4? What would 4 envy about 5? What dream would 5 have about 6? What do 6 and 7 have in common? What would make 7 angry at 8? What would 9 never dare to tell 10? What would make 10 scared of 1? Is 3 Gay? How do you feel right now? Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. COPY AND PASTE Copy and paste time!!! Copy this if: you think books are way better then movies. Copy this if: You think Gale is perfect for Katniss. Copy this if: You don't know why Merlin doesn't play in America anymore. Copy this if: You want Pushing Daises to come back on TV. Copy this if: You loved Harry Potter so much now you hate it. Copy this if: You think Max and Fang should get back together and then kill Dylan together. Copy this if: You think Angel's a prat and you wish she never existed. Copy this if: You think guns are overrated and swords, knives, and bows and arrows are much better. Copy this if: You think The Lost Hero shouldn't exist so Percy and Annabeth can live happily for all of eternity. Copy this if: You think these copying things are really stupid and you just copied the whole thing without realizing whats in it. Did you know...? Kissing is healthy. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday Girls REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM! When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress THINGS A MAN DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR Is it in yet... Is that it... My ex used to... I'm a virgin...(If said after at least age 26) When we’re married/have kids… Do you think i'm pretty... Do you think i'm fat I just farted I hate your mom I hope you used a condom i'm fertile JAPENESE ELEMENT: Adaptable Water (Sui) Sui or mizu, meaning "Water", represents the fluid, flowing, formless things in the world. Outside of the obvious example of rivers and the like, plants are also categorized under sui, as they adapt to their environment, growing and changing according to the direction of the sun and the changing seasons. Blood and other bodily fluids are represented by sui, as are mental or emotional tendencies towards adaptation and change. sui can be associated with emotion, defensiveness, adaptability, flexibility, suppleness, and magnetism. Your supple nature allows you to quickly adapt to any situation you may encounter.If you encounter force, you do not resist.You rather absorb the energy and redirect it (similar to some martial-arts).This ability allows you to be a great public speaker since any criticism would seem to bounce back. The only downside is your innate need to be on the defensive, rarely lashing out. If you have a tendency to restrain yourself or your emotions remember that energy is flowing.If you damn it up, it will build until it can no longer be contained. Find a balance between the energy you absorb and the energy you release. You are ever flowing,you are clear, you are Skill. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat, you're a slob. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you must be miserable. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a whore. If you defend yourself, you're a trouble maker. You can't do anything fucking thing without being criticized. Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile Copy and Paste this if you wish you could LaPUSH Jacob of the cliff!! Copy and paste if you hate Jacob Black. Copy and paste this if you believe in love at first sight. Copy and paste if you think Jacob probably has flees. This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world ø„ºø„„øº„øº «• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).• All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.(This is so friggen true, especially Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach) You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile. Being mature is overrated. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile. People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door. If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Bleach and Ichigo Kurosaki, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside while laughing at you histerically. I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (SUGAR!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!) If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile. The Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy and paste this into your profile. If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A GOOD AUTHOR You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Emmett's the Strongest, Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Emmett Cullen: Making Fun Of You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Kicking Ass since 1843 Alice Cullen: Hyper than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Bitchier Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Pruder than you since 1901 WIWAVS: Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome Life only comes around once; make sure you spend it with the right person... Find a guy who calls you beautiful... not hot... Who calls you back, when you hang-up on him... Who will stay awake, just to watch you sleep... Wait for the guy who... kisses your forehead... Who wants to show you off to the world... when you are in your sweats... Who holds your hand... in front of his friends... Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares for you... and how lucky heis to have you... Who turns to his friends and says, "That's her!"... You Got A Problem With Us Twilight Fans? Why Edward? Twilight Quiz: Favourite Character? Emmett cause he's funny. Favourite Vampire? Reneesme because she's not just a vamp, she's half human too. Second Favourite Vampire? Alice cause she's awesome. Favourite Werewolf? Seth, duh, he's super sweet and a cool kid. Favourite Book? Eclipse Least Favourite Book? New Moon- it annoyed the crap outta me when he left. I liked the ending too, but she should have just said yes. Favourite Quote - Twilight? "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Edward Favourite Quote - New Moon? "Death that has sucked thy honey from thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty." Edward quoting Romeo. So sweet. Favourite Quote - Eclipse? "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?" - Edward. Favourite Quote - Breaking Dawn? "Now you know. No-one has ever loved anyone as much as i love you..." - Bella. "You're almost right. I know of one exception." - Edward. Favourite Film? Breaking Dawn Part 2! Edward or Bella? Edward because you wish your guy was such a gentleman. Bella or Rosalie? Bella cause she's not a stuck up bitch. Rosalie or Alice? Alice cause she's the awesome psycic pixie. Alice or Esme? Alice, same as above. Esme or Carlisle? Can't choose so both. Carlisle or Emmett? Emmett cause he's just so funny. Emmett or Jasper? Jasper cause he's awesome. Edward or Emmett? Emmet cause it's so funny when he picks on Edward. Edward or Jasper? Jasper cause he's older and therefore automatically the cooler one. Alice or Emmett? Can't choose cause they just radiate awesomeness. Jacob or Seth? Seth cause Jacob's a jerk until book four. Jacob or Paul? Neither. Paul or Embry? Embry cause he can joke around and isn't a jackass. Embry or - You get the point. Edward or Jacob? Seriously?? Edward duh, Edward may be a friggen prude, but at least he wasn't throwing himself at Bella ever two chapters, and then imprinted on her kid almost as soon as she was born. Sheesh. Favorite Quotes: "If skinny people go skinny dipping, what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?" --A true American..oh I love you guys :D "MY BUTT ITCHES!!! WELL ITCH IT!!! NO!! IT WILL GIVE ME BUTT ACNE!!!" --Me and my friend :D "Shhh...Hush Children..." --Me :D "He broke her heart. She broke his XBOX. Who cried harder?" --Another True American :D "You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!" --Hermione to Draco!!! :D "Potter!" --Draco's signature line to Harry :D "Well I reckon..." --Some old cowboy dude :D "Flew in through outer space, I'm just an alien, hobo, vampire, gogo dancer...SPACEGIRL IN LOVE" --Smash It up's song "Spacegirl" :D "I like Cheese!" --Simon from my Homeroom class..what a ding dong...:D "Kiss my sober ass." --Me to Kelly in gym class :D "OH MY GOD WHAT IF THE SUN BURNS OUT? Okay stay calm, theres only 2 easy steps. WHAT? 1: Put your head between your legs. NEXT STEP? Then kiss your ass goodbye." --Me freaking out after watching a show about the sun, then my mom just comes in the room and says those 2 amazing steps. :D "As though she had worried, that who could resist, Damien's Kiss?" --A favorite of mine!! IDK where form tho... :D I'm trying not to pretend That I won't hurt you again and again like that I never thought it would end, the Hunger Games in my head, in my head like that You said you loved me, baby It was crazy, so amazing, but it's changing, rearranging I don't think I can take any more 'Cause the walls burned up and our love fell down and it turned into whatever, now we're saying never Feel the fire 'cause it's all around, and it's burning for forever and always We gotta let it go, be on our way and live for another day 'Cause it wasn't real, no Peeta Watch it all falling to the ground, no happy ever after, just disaster And no I don't wanna lie, I just pretended so we could stay alive But now you're walking away, and leaving me here to stay So foolish of me to wait for you To realise why I lied to save you, kissed you, healed you, your dreams came true when I met you Now you can't look at me anymore -Chorus- I shot the arrow, I shot the arrow that killed you And you won't forgive me, and you were dying I am through it, I-I am through all the agony and now my eyes are drying, drying, no more crying Lying for the Games So disaster strikes, I'm not all right 'Cause your love's gone away Yeah Burning up forever and always, always, yeah And they watched you fall for the girl on fire and it turned into whatever, now we're saying never Feel the fire 'cause it's all around and it's burning for forever and always You gotta let it go, it was for the Games Was all for the Hunger Games, and it wasn't real, oh Peeta Boy with the bread, you saved my life No happy ever after, just disaster I am not afraid of the dark, I am afraid of what is lurking in it. I am not afraid of heights, I am afraid of falling. I am not afraid of falling in love, I am afraid of not being loved back. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Girl: Do you like me? Girl: Do you want me? Girl: Would you cry if I left? Girl: Would you live for me? Girl: Would you do anything for me? Girl: Choose--me or your life. -The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...- | |||||||
1. The Hollows Mask » reviewsMy first story starts from Karakura arc and goes from there. Pairings: IchigoXOC, RukiaXRenji, UlquiorraXOrihime, and ToshiroXKarin. Hope you like and please Review.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 244,001 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 5-20-13 - Published: 4-24-10 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K.2. Bleach Oc Insanity Crew Truth or Dare » reviewsYes This is my revised version of my truth or dare story. I hope you like it because it will be insane! Rated M just to be safe. XDBleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 6-20-11 - Dark Ichigo & Ichigo K.3. Korey Syler's Revenge » reviewsThis is not my story. It belongs to my friend Ashley. Let me tell you though, it is awesome! This has action, romance, and some swearing on the side. Yankee bashing too if you're southern like me. Enjoy! XDMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 2-27-124. Truth or Dare:Bleach Style » reviewsCrazy, destruction, and randomness. I present to you all my second fanfiction. The Bleach cast have to play a hilarious game of truth or dare. Chapter 7 is up! Please review.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,545 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 6-20-11 - Published: 6-4-10 - Ichigo K. & Dark Ichigo - Complete
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