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Author has written 37 stories for X-Files, Gargoyles, Reboot, Dragon Ball Z, Sandman, Stargate: SG-1, Care Bears, and Battlestar Galactica: 2003. I'm a gal with various and sundry obsessions who usually has my nose stuffed in a book of some description. I like people who aren't jerks and become unpleasant and sarcastic to those who are. Bad grammar, wretched spelling, mischaracterization, and blatant Mary Sueism tend to drive me nuts, as well as people who don't edit their writing. Despite the way I sound here, I'm really quite nice once you get to know me and willing to give most people a chance. I have a temper which I generally keep under wraps, but if you persist in moronic behavior, you will get to see it up close and personal. Or I'll just publically mock you. Whatever seems like a better idea at the time. I'm a Scorpio with an Aries rising, I was born in the year of the goat, and my bloodtype is B+. My current favorite fandom to write for is Stargate SG-1, though I will write for others as the fancy strikes me. I love fic reviews (who doesn't?) and am quite happy to get them. If you want a reply, you'll probably stand a better chance by sending an email or posting at my LJ. But, if you just want to leave review on the board, go to it. Yes, I'll even take bad reviews. I'm certainly secure enough about my writing to handle someone saying that they don't like it. But, I'll warn you, if your review is either clearly a trolling one that says something to the effect of "Why you, my good woman, indeed suck most mightily and I feel that you must be most corpulent, unpleasant to look upon, a lesbian, and possessing a most foul aroma. I must insist that you go off to procreate with yourself immediately because I feel that you are far too unpleasant to remain within my purview any longer" (i.e. U sux00rZ U FaT uGLy LezBIEn HO!) or simply a a long-winded, self-indulgent rant lambasting me for leaving an honest review of your badly-written, Mary Sue-riddled fic which has nothing to do with my fic, which, in theory, is the only one you're supposed to be discussing in this review, I won't stop you. I won't delete it, but I will report signed ones for thier abuse of my review board, and I will very, very gleefully and publically mock the rest. Generally, I don't write sequels and I like sticking to short pieces. Unless I say that a particular piece is a work-in-progess, it's proabably safer to assume that it's complete when I post it and that I don't plan on continuing it. I don't like posting multi-chaptered fics since I have a bad habit of never finishing them. That doesn't mean that an idea for a continuation to a piece won't occur to me later, but you probably shouldn't be holding your breath for it. I honestly don't mind MSTings and re-archiving of my writing. All I ask is that my name remains intact and that you drop me an email before you do it so I can go visit. I also don't mind being a general beta-reader, but again, please ask me first. Fandoms I currently enjoy: Stargate SG-1/Atlantis (I love Sam Carter, I've adored RDA since I was a wee little Ryuu, and I have freakish amounts in common with Daniel Jackson.) Battlestar Galactica (remake. Kara Trace is oh-so-hot) LotR (books and movies. Very much a Tolkien-geek and I love Samwise Gamgee.) The Daily Show (...people don't actually WRITE Jon Stewart fic, do they?) Narnia (Aslan rocks. I don't care if he's a thinly-disguised Christ metaphor. He still rocks) Discworld (Mmm...Terry Pratchett...) Sandman (Mmm...Neil Gaiman...) Firefly (Hey, you can't take the sky from me, okay?) Cowboy BeBop (Which I like, not because it's anime, but because it's very, very cool.) Harvey Birdman (Because, dear god, Stephen Colbert is a funny, funny man.) The X-Files (Even if Mulder IS something of a jerk.) MacGyver ('member what I said about loving Richard Dean Anderson?) Gargoyles (It's still one of the best cartoons out there.) ReBoot (Wow, I like Dot. I like Dot whole big bunches, I do.) Harry Potter (The fandom kinda scares me, but the books are rather nifty.) | |||||||||||
1. Just Another Tequila Sunrise reviewsShort, silly, and lacking anything even approching a serious plot. Ever woken up the morning after a night of drinking and discovered that you apparently had a LOT of fun the night before? So has Sam. OT3ish, but I only seem to be able to put in two charaStargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-06 - Carter, S. & Vala - Complete2. Stockingnette reviewsDot has parental issues. And angst. Also, she knits.Reboot - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-3-06 - Complete3. Wrinkles reviewsConfusion! Angst! Drama! It's just another day in Sam Carter's love life, really.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-2-06 - Carter, S. & Martouf - Complete4. Green reviewsWhen Lee Adama was six, his father took him for a rare outing to the local botanical gardens.Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-12-055. The NotSoWacky Adventures of Agnes reviewsEver felt like you're the most ordinary, boring person in the world? Meet Agnes. Agnes has an older sister named Mary Sue. Agnes sometimes wonders if she was really adopted.Care Bears - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-12-056. Fog reviewsSee Dot. See Dot angst. Angst, Dot, angst.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-057. Mending reviewsJack attempts to mend his fences with Sam after Shades of Grey. He's starting to wonder if a fruit basket might not have been a better plan.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-05 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.8. A Little Yarn About Jack and Sam reviewsComplete and utter romantic fluff. Also, Sam learns a new trick.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-23-05 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S. - Complete9. After Happily Ever After reviewsSometimes you move on when you least expect it. And sometimes you get a little help.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-0510. All Through The Night reviewsSam just wants to get some sleep. Spoilers for Heroes Pt 2.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-1-05 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.11. Happily Ever After reviewsPete's hitting Sam. What's a self-reliant, strong-willed soldier to do without the whole thing turning into the plot of a Lifetime movie? Read on and find out!Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 4-18-05 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.12. Tangled reviewsSam's been having a tough day. Post-Reckoning tag. CONTAINS SPOILERS.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-6-05 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.13. Reality reviewsLoving someone doesn't keep you from wanting to hurt them sometimes.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-16-05 - O'Neill, J. & Carter, S.14. Echoes reviewsIn war, we remember the victors. What about the victims?Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-30-0315. Oh My User » reviewsAfter a lightning strike transports her to Mainframe, Callista Anderson finds out that there's a whole lot more to computers than she ever knew. Can the Mainframers live with her? Can she ever get home? Will I shut up and let you read this? Find out!Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,217 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 3-27-03 - Published: 10-27-0016. Conversations With Fictives reviewsA commentary about fanfiction critiques cleverly disguised as a ReBoot ficlet! Huzzah!Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-18-0317. Dot reviewsBeauty and the Beast meets ReBoot and results in a filk. And there was much rejoicing.Reboot - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-0318. The Obligatory Fluffy Christmas Ficlet reviewsFather/daughter bonding, Married BobnDot snuggling, and Christmas. Dear god, but it’s mushy!Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-24-0219. Super Saiyan Man reviewsIt's Vegeta and "Secret Agent Man" combined into one filk. And there was much rejoicing.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-0220. Facade reviewsWhat if Bob HADN'T stopped the wedding in time?Reboot - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-21-0221. Mari's Day reviewsThe title basically says it all. It's kinda sappy. If you like sappy, keep reading!Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-0222. Sacrifice reviewsFor everyone who wondered just WHAT was going through Dot's mind when she sent Enzo into that game cube...Reboot - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-29-0223. Daddy's Girl reviewsRichard Addenbrooke is about to get re-introduced to the world of adolescent dating...with a serious twist.Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-5-0224. In Sickness and In Health reviewsSomebody's got the flu and somebody else is looking after them...muchos sappiness and bad daytime television.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-27-0225. Ryuu's S4 Therapy Ficlet reviewsPost-LAG, Pre-NbotB. Bob and Dot have made up and are trying to get their relationship back on track. A late-night conversation leads to healing for both sprites.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-0226. Reunification reviewsPost-LAG. Bob gets de-shelled and he and Dot deal with S4 horror that has been dumped on their relationship. Sappy enough to give you cavities!Reboot - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-11-0227. Love and Other Indoor Sports reviewsBob and Dot are shacking up and learning each other's habits. Bob likes REO Speedwagon. Dot's ticklish. Love and cuddling are involved. That's pretty much it.Reboot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-10-0228. Something To Talk About reviewsEver since annoucing his intentions to hunt down all of Our Heroes one by one, Megabyte's been under a lot of stress. Who does the resident viral overlord go to for help?Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-10-0229. Redemption reviewsPost NBotB. After the wedding and subsequent free-for-all, Bob and Dot talk about their relationship which could definitely be considered to be on the "injured" list. Sappy, sappy, sappy…you've been warned!Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-0230. Bobby So Lovely reviewsA filk about everybody's favorite Guardian to the tune of Bree Sharp's David Duchovny. It's also more proof that I am hopelessly Bob-obsessed! Enjoy!Reboot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-9-0131. Akumu » reviewsThe rest of the Manhattan Clan gets to meet and greet our little witch. A new evil stalks the steets of New York and Mari may be its next target. Sequel to Here There Be Monsters.Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-25-01 - Published: 3-4-0132. Siren reviewsWhen the game ended, AndrAIa left to be with Enzo...or did she? A lonely game sprite muses on what might have been.Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-4-0133. Coming Attractions reviewsHave you ever sat through those annoying previews at the beginning of every movie? So have Bob, Dot, and Enzo...Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-12-0134. Guardian Guy reviewsIt's more proof that I have too much time on my hands! A filk of Don McLean's "American Pie"Reboot - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-12-0135. The Unnatural: The Lost Scene reviewsThis is my first and ONLY attempt at writing an XF shipper fic. Read on and you'll know why. If you want a good guide on how not to write one of these things, you've just found it. A fluffy and shippy continuation of that infamous "baseball" scene at theX-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-29-0036. A Simple Kiss? reviewsDifferent variations on the infamous kiss at the end of 'Millienium".X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-26-0037. Here There Be Monsters reviewsA young writer comes to New York with her cat in tow and the clan makes a new friend with some...unusual abilities.Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-26-00
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