Author has written 83 stories for Coraline, Scooby Doo, Beavis and Butt-Head, Rescuers, Warriors, Lion King, Harry Potter, Pokémon, Misc. Movies, Toy Story, 9, High School Musical, Secret of NIMH, Cars, Shaman King, Boktai, Finding Nemo, Final Destination, Godzilla, Yu-Gi-Oh, Aladdin, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Shrek, Saved By The Bell, RENT, Misc. Tv Shows, Land Before Time, My Little Pony, All Dogs go to Heaven, Lilo & Stitch, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Mario, Sesame Street, Meet the Robinsons, Hannah Montana, Futurama, Drake & Josh, Suite Life series, Donkey Kong Country, Ferngully, Bible, Mega Man, SpongeBob SquarePants, Recess, Avatar, Princess and the Frog, Adventures of Tintin, Big Bang Theory, iCarly, 1984, Simpsons, Barbie, Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat, Earthbound, King Of The Hill, Great Mouse Detective, Wreck-It Ralph, Commander Keen, Human Centipede, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Twilight, Bambi, Green Lantern, Friday the 13th, Portal, and Bee Movie.
You know how a lot of sequels are regarded as being inferior to the original product? Well, my fanfics parody that to a ridiculous extent. I try to stay as unfaithful to canon as possible, just like many straight to DVD Disney and Don Bluth sequels do. Expect the same quality as my crack fics if this sequelitis gets too out of hand with this straight to DVD trash (Land Before Time 28, Secret of NIMH >2, etc). I like to write one-shot crack-fics, so if you're looking for a good, serious, legitimate fanfic that could actually be part of canon, you've come to the wrong place. When I write these, you may get severely confused over the plot, you may think, "What was this guy smokin'" and you may get the feeling that all I did was look at the blurb and/or the cast list. Not only do I like to parody bad sequels as well as aspects of TV shows and movies, but I also like to write over the top humor fics that are not sequels (For example, it would be pretty difficult to write a Warriors sequel, given that the authors keep coming out with books with no end in sight, but now that The Last Hope has been out, that's possible, and I have done so).
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you're fine with Pluto no longer being a planet, paste this to your profile. Seriously, people are overreacting.
As of 2012, Chuck E. Cheese's has this new similar but different mascot, a rockster freak looking mouse rather than the "cool" skater boy rat. Copy and paste this into your profile if you want the old Chuck E Cheese look back!
Rant: If you're going to disable your PM feature then DON'T send me a message! It infuriates me
Q and A time:
What's up with RENT 2: The Sugarbowl?
When I wrote RENT 2, I wrote the story first and all the names were a capital X. After the story was finished I then looked at the cast list (I've never watched the movie) and replaced each X with a semi random name from the cast list so when it looks like it's talking about one character all along, it mentions several different characters because I chose badly, and they even fall into the gender blender.
Do you take requests?
No. I write whatever I feel like.
Why so many Warriors fanfics?
They're just so fun to write. Fandoms with sagas and loads and loads of characters, like Pokemon, for example, generate so many crackfic ideas moreso than other fandoms.
Will you ever write a serious fanfic?
It seems unlikely right now, but I wouldn't rule it out.
Since you've written Aladdin 4: Jafar May Need Glasses, will you write Aladdin 5: Jafar Answers the Census?
Why have you been writing less stories lately?
Lack of ideas and motivation, distracted by other things, etc.
Are you high?
Why won't you answer the previous question?
And so that was repeated ad infinitum.
Crack fics I'm either thinking about or in progress:
E.T. 2-Elliot's brother has enslaved E.T.'s race to get back at him for a particular insult from the first movie. Also, toilets are being used as portal devices and the Toilet Safety Administration is up and running.
The Everything Bender-A Futurama/Avatar the Last Airbender crossover. Have not thought of a plot yet fully, but Bender the bending unit is the titular everything bender.
Losey the Pooh-Pooh wants to play for an official team, but the evil Christopher Robin can't have his plans ruined, so he uses his dark magic to make him suck at baseball. Inspired by the Winnie the Pooh Home Run Derby game.
Moral Orel crack fic (have not thought of a title yet)-Orel is set on finding someone to crucify so that all the world's sins will be put on them and then God will be like "I can't look at that" so that Orel can do whatever he wants.
Misty is Hot-no one can ever look away because the title
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