Kuroi Ri

Haaaaa. Am so bad at this...

Name: Let's stick to Ri. But you can make up your own nickname for me. *rolls eyes* People do that enough...

Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again *wink wink* :I always wanted to say that!!:

Gender: According to some friends, a male in a female suit... I still don't know how to react to that. . .

Identities:

Deviantart: DisturbedEvilRaven :But it's only active in name. Too chicken to post -anything- of mine. Don't worry though, the wings ain't gonna be there for long. Momma's getting her some friend chicken:

YouTube: Kuronoflower

Gaia: Kuroi_Ri

Instagram: Reya_Knight, if you're interested in following me or something... =)

Others that I really can't remember but I guess in the long run don't even matter

Random Points:

- I love chatting with new people, though I'm better at live chats than emails. So anyone who's interested in chatting with me, all you hafta do is say so.

- I love anime. I'm crazy about it.

- I try to reply to reviews but it sometimes takes a looong time before I do so, so those that review please bear with me; I'll try to reply you!

- I suffer from mild ADD

- Chucky Child's Play is one of my role models. Seriously. For a doll, he is so sadistic it hurts.

- Madea is what I wanna be when I grow old.

- I am a sado-masochist. Okay, I'm more of a sadist than a masochist.

- I love reading and writing and smelling cows.

- Yes, I love smelling cows.

- Yes, you read that correctly.

- I love drawings of any kind *hint hint nudge nudge*

- I draw. I write. I knit. I cook. Needless to say I'm insecure about all of them.

- Yaoi fan, right here.

- My mind is so far in the gutter, you can't even see it.

- I stay away from angst as much as I can. Life is already too depressing without actively looking for it.

- Sarcasm is life.

- Rock makes sense. I mean, a lot of sense.

- Immortal Technique. Much wuv.

- I can't seem to answer a question with a straight answer.

- Am a quotes junkie. Even when it doesn't make sense

- Am an anti-romantic romantic. Doesn't make sense? That brings us to:

- I like being nonsensical. Or contradictory. Or hell, anything that'd make the person I'm with nuts

- Overrated is overrated.

- I talk a lot.

- I have this personal weak spot for lisps. They seriously get to me. Not those lithpth kind of lisps. I mean those that the 's' catches and rolls out sibilantly. I can see someone calling my name with a sibilant lisp *fans self* awwwww yeeeaaaahhhh.

- Thinking further on that, I might give Naruto a lisp *evil smirk*

- I'm selfish, lazy, most probably might have a hint of bipolar disorder, paranoid, moody, crazy, opinionated, contradictory, conspiracist-y.

- Yet, -still- people love me

- What's up with that?

- Why the hell can't I stop watching this?!!? http:// knowyourmeme . com/ photos/ 226256-reaction-faces

- Confidence is a stain you can't wipe off -- Lil Wayne, Drop the World.

-You aren't the same as you were before. You were much... muchier. You've lost your muchness -- Mad Hatter

- Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!!! -- Alice in Wonderland

- End of random points until I think of something else.

Fanart:

Ex-Boyz, Chapter one

http://phantom-works.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-s-basketball-team-294684028?q=boost%3Apopular%20naruto%20basketball&qo=17

Ex-Boyz, Naruto

http://xenxagirl.deviantart.com/art/Ex-Boy-Naruto-Close-up-310572199

http://xenxagirl.deviantart.com/art/Ex-Boy-Naruto-310570774

Pairings:

I think I'll go for anything as long as it makes sense.

Okay, that was a lie. I have favourites. Just so lazy, damn me

Naruto:

SasuNaru/NaruSasu

NejiGaa/GaaNeji

GaaLee

KakaIru

ItaSaku

KibaHina

:Okay, I don't really mind NaruHina all that much. I mean, if he won't end up with Sasuke, at least anything but Sakura. What is he, a masochist? SASUSAKU HOWEVER!!!! No. Just... No. I like Sakura. To a point. The matured one 'cause she kicks ass. But her and Sasuke? Unless she still doesn't have that fangirlism, has blue eyes and blond hair, then no, no, and definitely not. Period. 'Sides, maybe am just biased but you'd think Sasu-chan would need someone that can handle his emoness and know when to give him a good ass-kicking instead of bowing to his will almost everytime. I don't mean that as a bash, but seriously, that's what I think:

TsuJirai

GenRai : this is mostly because of FastForward and her pervertization of Genma so thank you!! =):

:And I can't help but wonder at this. In most fics I've read, forget whether I enjoy em or not, Sasuke is portrayed as this emo pervert and Naruto's the adorable oblivious cutie. Okay, huh??? Who invented the Sexy Jutsu at age twelve? Naruto. Who made it a semi-hobby to fish out all the closet pervs of Konoha? Naruto. And last, but not the least, Jiraiya. Just... Jiraiya. Seriously. No-one can come out of two years with him un-scarred:

Death Note:

L/Light

Near/Sayu

Harry Potter:

Harry/Draco

Remus/Lupin

Harry/Luna

Blaise/Hermione

Blaise/Ginny

Basically any Gryff/Slyth het pairing =/

Ron/Hermione

Fairy Tail

Natsu/Lucy

Gray/Lucy

Loke/Lucy

Loke/Aries

Jellal/Erza

Romeo/Wendy

Gajeel/Levy

:Heh, I support a lot of pairings, it seems: