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since: 04-20-10, id: 2335046, Profile Updated: 04-02-12
Author has written 44 stories for NCIS, Constantine, Misc. Movies, CSI: Miami, Zombieland, Red, Die Hard, How I Met Your Mother, Lethal Weapon, Jurassic Park, Muppet Show, and Sherlock Holmes.

About me


Hey there! I'm a student in high school who loves to write. I'm homeschooled and a Christian (and proud of it!). I really love to laugh, and I'm a very happy person. This profile will probably be wayyyyy too long.

A quick note: I love Tim McGee. I have figurative tons of favorite characters from all the books I read and movies and shows that I watch, but Timothy McGee from NCIS is my absolute favorite of all time. Honestly, I would marry the man. I love him. Unfortunately for me, he’s not actually alive (*sobs*- no, literally) and even if he was, there’s the slight problem of me being fifteen and him being 33, but still.

I love music (all kinds) - there are only two singers I specifically dislike: Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber. As far as other music, I judge on a song-to-song basis. I mostly listen to rock, old and new, alternative, screamo, metal, etc., blues and hip-hop. My favorite band is Linkin Park, and my favorite song is Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog.

I am hugely into film. I watch four or five new movies a week, and I want to go into film as a career. I've seen too many to choose an overall favorite, but just a few of my favorites are Zombieland, The Sixth Sense, Forrest Gump, Seven Pounds, The Education of Charlie Banks, The Social Network, The Blues Brothers, Philadelphia, Jurassic Park and Independence Day. I am OBSESSED with every one of those movies (not all at the same time; it depends on my mood). My favorite movie series are Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, The Matrix, Terminator, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Transformers. I especially love the acting of Harrison Ford, Jesse Eisenberg, Jeff Goldblum, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris (I mean, who doesn't like Chuck Norris? Actually, who dares to dislike Chuck Norris?), Jason Segel, Johnny Depp, Stanley Tucci, Will Smith, Sean Murray, Heath Ledger, Haley Joel Osment, Bill Murray, Danny Glover, Tom Hanks, Joe Pesci, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons, Alan Rickman, Natalie Portman, Emma Stone, Anne Hathaway, Pauley Perette, Audrey Hepburn, Julie Andrews, Abigail Breslin, Rachel McAdams, Cote de Pablo, Carrie Fisher and Kristen Stewart (except Twilight).

I also watch obscene amounts of television, and my favorite shows are NCIS, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, The Mentalist (I actually haven't watched that one in a while), CSI, CSI: Miami, White Collar, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Punk'd, Wipeout, Frasier, Cheers and That 70's Show. NCIS is my favorite.

Aside from media, I love swimming, biking, tubing, running (in small doses), being with my awesome friends, making things, sharpening my knives, guns and the ever-lovely sleep (not that I get much).

I use the internet wayyy too much. I’m on Youtube under 62gaganc (gaga is NOT for Lady Gaga, it’s for Georgia, the place I was born

About my writing

Fanfiction is a great way to express emotions and creativity with characters we already know and love, in my opinion. I also think that it isn't true when people say fanfiction is easier than original works. In fanfiction, you have to follow some sort of preset timeline, plot and guidelines. You also have to keep your subjects realistic and your characters IC, as their personalities are not easily changed without going AU.

I have a tendency to use fanfiction slang, as you may have noticed. I don’t swear or write graphic sex; sometimes that makes characters slightly OOC, but I mentioned earlier that I’m a Christian, so I don’t want to represent the image of a hypocrite.

I can’t write humor. I love humor stories, and I love to laugh, but I’m just not a very funny person on paper. I’ve tried and failed. I write a lot of tragedy/angst/hurt/comfort, and, not to brag, I’ve been pretty successful. If you read a story, thank you. If you like it, thanks for the alerts and favorites, but nothing means more to me than a review. Even if it’s just a smiley face or a “good job”, it always makes my day better and encourages me to write more; always a good thing, since I struggle on and off with writer’s block.

Speaking of writer’s block, my muse is a very fickle thing. I don’t understand him at all (his name is Andrew :) ) but I do my best. All the time, when I know I have WIP’s to work on, he instead persuades me to begin a new one. All I can say is, it’s not my fault! lol

I have several stories in the works, some I haven’t written down yet and some that I know are in desperate need of updating. I do the best I can with my busy schedule, but sometimes I just can’t write anything, however hard I try. You fellow writers out there know what that’s like. :P

I mentioned earlier how many movies I watch. There are two reasons I don’t write something for all of them: time, and, again, Andrew. Sometimes I see something and I want to write for it, but I just don’t get any ideas whatsoever. Some of the movies I have stories on the way for, however, are Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Speed, The King’s Speech, The Matrix, Forrest Gump, The Sixth Sense, Star Wars, True Lies, Shaun of the Dead, Constantine, Jurassic Park and The Shawshank Redemption. I also plan on White Collar, CSI, Psych and That 70’s Show fics.

Story information

Renegade (WIP):Finished, except for the epilogue. Renegade was my first ever fic (and I read the first chapters I posted of it recently, and man, are they terrible) so it'll be bittersweet to end it because of that and because I've been writing it for so long. I think I'll rewrite the first six or eight chapters after it's finished. That’ll probably be a while, though.

Whispers In The Dark:This one is finished!!! Yay!!! lol ( See Irreversible)

Recovery (WIP): I KNOW, I know, it's been wayyyyy too long. Almost six months now… whoa. I - this is kind of awkward - I kind of forgot about it. I really think I'm going to update it soon, though. Hang in there.

Borderline (WIP):Wow. I honestly have no idea when I’ll have a new chapter.

Suspicion (WIP):I know it's marked as complete, but I have been requested one or two more chapters, so there you go. This one isn't a priority right now, I hate to say.

Irreversible (WIP):Sequel to Whispers In The Dark. Incomplete, I know. I have about half of the next chapter written, though. Whispers and Irreversible belong to a 'verse that I have yet to name, but I'm thinking about it. I think this 'verse will have three or four stories overall.

Idiosyncrasy (WIP):Yes!!! I know, the first chapter is verrryyyyy confusing. As soon as I get chapter two done, things may start to make sense.

Indefensible (WIP):Ah. The million dollar question. The answer is, I really have no clue when this will be updated as - *embarrassment* - I seem to have forgotten half of the plot I had planned. Oops. I'll get back to ya'll on that.

Annabel Lee (WIP): I have begun the next chapter, but it’s slow going… Thankfully, though, I do have a new helper with this - the wonderful Mrs. 11th has offered her assistance with Louisiana references, since I haven’t been there for years. Hopefully that’ll get the creative juices flowing. (See Poe Challenge)

The First Step (WIP):…And the next chapter has begun! It will detail the phone call between Tim and his father. I might make that into a separate story, though; I haven’t decided yet.

Pendulum (WIP):Ah, the creepiest addition. I finally have Agent LastWish's story request done (See Challenges), but I'm still not sure when this will be continued. (See Poe Challenge)

Trick Or Treat (WIP):…I really don’t know what to say here.

I’ve also written various oneshots for Constantine, Eagle Eye (marked under Misc. Movies), Zombieland, RED, Die Hard, NCIS, Lethal Weapon and How I Met Your Mother.

Challenges:

Private challenge from Agent LastWishThe prompt: “Ai, the tears aren’t stopping! Come back Ai! Please! Ai!” and to include the theme Nowhere/No where/Now here. Story completed and finished, and can be found under Nowhere.

Poe Challenge: In studying the assorted short stories and poems of Edgar Allen Poe in English, I decided to challenge myself to write five stories inspired by one of his works. I'm a big fan of his.
Usher: A oneshot, and the first of five. Complete.
Annabel Lee (WIP): Multi-chapter, although I don't know how many it will be. WIP. Second of five.
Pendulum (WIP): Another multi-chapter, and again the amount of chapters in yet to be determined. Probably somewhere between five and ten.

Jurassic Park Challenge (NFA):

Isla Nublar (WIP): This one is actually finished already, but as it was written overall in about eighteen hours and ninety-eight percent of it was written in fifteen straight, it isn't very good. It did win the Jurassic Park Challenge on the NFA forums, but it was technically the only finished entry, so that would be why. I have to edit the remaining chapters before I post them, as I didn't have the chance to even spellcheck them before they were posted, thanks to the challenge deadline. Anyhow, it will be posted. Eventually.

Pairings/ Characters

With all of the fandoms I’m into, whether I’ve written for them yet, plan to write for them or just read them, I obviously have favorite characters and pairings, along with an OC here and there. Here they are.
NOTE: I don’t do slash. However, there are a lot of relationships that I absolutely LOVE from the friend standpoint (NCIS example: Tim/Ziva, Tim/Tony, Gibbs/Ducky).

TV

NCIS: Tim/ Abby (I LOVE MCABBY SOOOO MUCH)
Tony/Ziva, if I’m in the mood
Gibbs/Jenny
Ziva/Roy or Ziva/Damian
(NOTE: While I’m a die hard McAbby shipper, I have read some McGiva stories that are really good as well. I don’t have to support the ship to appreciate the story.)
Favorite character: Tim. Definitely Tim. (See second paragraph of profile)

The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon/Amy
Leonard/Penny
Howard/Bernadette
Favorite character: SHELDON. LOVE.

CSI: Miami: Horatio/Marisol
Eric/Calleigh
Horatio/Kyle (father/son)
Favorite character: Horatio

How I Met Your Mother: Lily/Marshall
Barney/Robin
Ted/Zoey
Ted/Stella
Ted/Victoria (Really, whoever Ted is happy with. I’m more interested in Marshall and Lily than in Ted.)
Favorite character: Marshall

Psych: Shawn/Jules
Favorite character: Shawn

White Collar: Peter/Elizabeth

CSI: Sara/Grissom
Warrick/Catherine (friendship or romantic)
Nick/Catherine (friendship or romantic)

The Mentalist: (NOTE: I haven’t watched since season three, so I know this is probably out of date)
Jane/Lisbon
Van Pelt/Rigsby

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You have been on the computer too long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he can see the world.

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin
You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence
You say Miley Cyrus, I say RED
You say T-Pain, I say Three Days Grace
You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park
You say Jonas Brother, I say Busted
You say Flowers, I say Skillet
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile.

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Your guy/girl side: (things that apply to you are in bold)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~ Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed somesort of gaming device.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were/are in gymnastics/dance
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like.
~You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Being Nuts

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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1. Dance reviews
When Holmes shows up at a high-society event Irene is attending, she assumes he's there to ruin her plans for the evening's heist. Instead, he asks her to dance.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-12 - S. Holmes & Irene A. - Complete
2. Annabel Lee » reviews
"I was a child and she was a child, in this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love- I and my Annabel Lee." Second of five Poe-inspired stories.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-12-12 - Published: 9-25-11 - Tim M. & Abby S.
3. Catch 22 » reviews
A routine checkup of an anonymous tip turns fatal for Tim - but since when has he let something silly like being dead slow him down? Supernatural. Black humor. Dedicated to dnachemlia.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-1-12 - Published: 12-30-11 - Tim M. & Tony D.
4. Butterfly reviews
Gonzo was feeling a bit sad after the letdown with Ms. Kahn. Little did he know that he was about to meet someone very, very special. Short oneshot. Takes place in Season 2, during the Madeleine Kahn episode.
Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-12 - Gonzo & Camilla - Complete
5. Isla Nublar » reviews
Winner of the Jurassic Park Challenge on the NFA forum. When the team heads out to an island in the North Pacific to investigate the death of a Lieutenant, they discover that Isla Nublar may not be as empty as they thought... Crossover with Jurassic Park.
Crossover - Jurassic Park & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,574 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-11-12 - Published: 3-24-12
6. My Boy Builds Coffins reviews
Sitting in his chair, he carves the intricate curls and loops belonging to the pine boxes he took up building years ago. "This one's for me, Abbs." Not a deathfic.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-29-12 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete
7. Superman reviews
The direction our lives take can hinge on the smallest moments, when a simple gesture changes everything we expected to be. Here's what would have happened if Martin had taken the cigarette in the last scene of LW2.
Lethal Weapon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-11 - Complete
8. Gone reviews
"Marshall was gone, and nothing would change that, so there was no reason to complicate matters by refusing to say it. Fancy words and half-meant condolences didn't bring him back." Brief references to Season 1 Episode 9, Belly Full Of Turkey.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-11 - Lily A. & Marshall E. - Complete
9. Enough reviews
Takes place while Lily is in California over the summer. Marshall needs Lily, so much... Problem is, she's taken his heart with her to San Francisco. Short oneshot. Angsty.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-11 - Marshall E. - Complete
10. Trick Or Treat reviews
Those eyes were wide open and unblinking. Her clothes were covered with blood and her hands were shaking. She was holding a large serrated knife, dripping in warm blood, and her head was tilted to the side. "Trick or treat," she said.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-11 - Tim M.
11. Renegade » reviews
Sometimes, like when Kate died, you grieve, but you move on, because there's nothing to do but move forward. But sometimes, the loss will change you into something else, unrecognizable, because there is no moving on.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,151 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 10-30-11 - Published: 10-30-10 - Tim M. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
12. Nowhere reviews
A prompt from Agent LastWish. To include the quote, "Ai, the tears aren't stopping! Come back Ai! Please! Ai!" and the theme Nowhere/No where/Now here. Oneshot. Angsty.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-26-11 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete
13. Pendulum reviews
Third of five Poe-inspired stories. When Tim wakes up alone in a strange place, staring fear in the face, he can't help but wonder if he can possibly escape... and where the team is when he needs them. Very strong T for disturbing content.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-18-11 - Tim M.
14. Iris reviews
"And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming, or the moment of truth in your lies." Oneshot. Heavy McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-16-11 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete
15. Audience Of One reviews
How far could it possibly be to the hospital? It's never seemed this long before. And why are you sweating when you feel so cold? Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-11-11 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete
16. Anthem Of The Angels reviews
"Guilt threatened to suffocate her, despite the fact that there was nothing she could have done. The moment when she asked him a question and he couldn't answer was the moment when she realized that it was over." Major character death. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-11 - Tim M. & Ziva D. - Complete
17. Won't Go Home Without You reviews
"She didn't know when the doctor informed them that they could see him, but entering the room and seeing him lying there, vulnerable and bruised, was distinct in her memory." Oneshot. Light McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-5-11 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete
18. The First Step reviews
Sometimes you can forget where things went wrong in your relationship with someone, but sometimes one of you has to be the bigger person. Someone has to take the first step. Tags to The Penelope Papers. Major spoiler alert. Very short oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-4-11 - Tim M. - Complete
19. Hero reviews
"But sometimes there's no excuse. Sometimes you have to take responsibility for your actions, and it still isn't good enough. Sometimes you just have to wonder why you're alive." Horatio is tired, so tired. Tags to Countermeasures. Spoiler alert.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-25-11 - Horatio C. - Complete
20. Usher reviews
"I dread the events of the future, not in themselves, but in their results…I have, indeed, no abhorrence of danger, except in its absolute effect – in terror." First of five Poe-inspired stories.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-24-11 - Tim M. - Complete
21. Ben reviews
All he could do was watch, horrified and helpless, as the South Tower was hit. A 9/11 story. A tribute to the victims and survivors.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-10-11 - Tim M. - Complete
22. Indefensible reviews
He eventually gave up trying to find any measure of peace in sanding, ditching the mason jar and picking up the whole bottle of bourbon. All he wanted was to forget everything for a while. There were no excuses for failure.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-31-11 - Tim M. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
23. Whatever Awaits reviews
Drabble. Takes place in the first Die Hard. While John is pulling the glass out of his feet, he and Sergeant Powell have a conversation about things they regret doing, and things they should have done. Oneshot.
Die Hard - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-11 - John M. & Sgt Powell - Complete
24. River reviews
'"I'm so sorry," she says, her voice thick with tears.' Winner of an exclusive writing competition. Required genre: angst/tragedy. Prompt: A romantic death at sunrise. Oneshot. Major character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-17-11 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete
25. Idiosyncrasy reviews
After the government is shut down by political extremists, life in the no-longer-United States is survival of the fittest. Without badges and without rules, the team struggles to adjust to havoc and mayhem in the city formerly known as Washington, D.C.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-11
26. Wreckage reviews
Sometimes you need your own rules to survive in a place that has none. But sometimes those rules just don't work out. Sometimes those rules are your own undoing. Deathfic.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-11 - Wichita/Christa & Columbus - Complete
27. Irreversible » reviews
Sequel to Whispers In The Dark. Abby tries to deal with the consequeces of Tony's actions as well as the loss of Tim, but she finds as she continues that the damage may be irreversible. Angsty. Major character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-4-11 - Published: 8-1-11 - Abby S. & Tim M.
28. Never » reviews
"But why?" "Because." His tone was a little softer now. "In Zombieland, everyone's last mistake is not being fast enough. I just made that mistake." "No," I said, somewhat hesitantly. "Your last mistake would be if you didn't kiss me right now." Twoshot.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-27-11 - Published: 6-28-11 - Columbus & Wichita/Christa - Complete
29. Suspicion reviews
A neutral account of the time Columbus shot Bruce Willis... Crackfic. Very short, pointless drabble. Set the day after the Pacific Playland incident.
Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-11 - Columbus & Tallahassee - Complete
30. Whispers In The Dark » reviews
He realized the moment that he saw his partner dead on the cold cement floor that there wasn't any coming back from this. Not like last time. He would destroy himself over this. Major character death. Inspired by Whispers In The Dark by Skillet.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-23-11 - Published: 7-19-11 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete
31. Regret reviews
But what she was feeling now was not only sorrow for a friend. It was more than that. It was regret. Regret that things had to come to this. Semi-request. Oneshot.
Red - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-11 - Victoria - Complete
32. Not Giving Up reviews
Under normal circumstances, he would laugh in the face of anyone who suggested what he was about to do. But these were hardly normal circumstances.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-7-11 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete
33. Understanding reviews
Your heart shatters. You've waited for her for years. You've loved her in silence. If not for her, what would your life mean? Doesn't she see that you're looking for more?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-11 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete
34. Borderline » reviews
In the day, he saw what she should be here to see... At night, he dreams of what could have been. Not willing to let her go, but not able to live in the past, Horatio realizes how dangerous it can be to walk the borderline.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-4-11 - Published: 6-24-11 - Horatio C. & Marisol D.
35. Only A Moment reviews
He could have saved her from himself. But she didn't want him to. Instead, he holds her hand as she tells him, one last time, that she loves him. All he can do is apologize. Say he's so, so sorry. Oneshot. Horatio's feelings about Marisol's death. Short.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-3-11 - Horatio C. & Marisol D. - Complete
36. Recovery » reviews
Set after Defiance. Following the rescue of the Belgravian ambassador's daughter, Tim is rushed to the hospital after collapsing. Little did he know that he was suffering from more than exhaustion. Major character sickness, for lack of a better term.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-20-11 - Published: 2-17-11 - Tim M. & Tony D.
37. Small Mercies reviews
"And lastly, when the doctor tells me the truth, I'll lie to you, because God knows the small mercies are the most important." Very short oneshot. Fits any het couple.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-11 - Complete
38. That One Moment
And then, amidst all the confusion and chaos in his mind, there was one moment; that one moment when all became clear, and he saw what had to be done. What he had to do. Eagle Eye oneshot.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Published: 4-26-11 - Complete
39. One More Day reviews
He didn't know where he would go now, but he wouldn't take anything for granted... He would live for that day only, because tomorrow wasn't guaranteed.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-11 - J. Constantine & Lucifer - Complete
40. You Lose reviews
Suddenly, he almost lost sight of it altogether. Desperately, he pushed himself harder. Whatever he was chasing, he knew he had to catch it. He knew he couldn't lose. Short oneshot. Tim-centric. Angsty.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-9-11 - Tim M. - Complete
41. Valentine's Day reviews
Eventually he had to pull over. It was too much. He laid his head on the wheel, drawing ragged breaths, but it felt too much like he was suffocating. Edited for errors.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-11 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete
42. Lessons reviews
He had always valued the lessons life taught him, but he'd never understood why they always came with such high costs... Written for NFA The End Where I Begin Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-11 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete
43. Never Had She Thought reviews
Every day, she knew there was a chance that one of them wouldn't be coming back. But never had she thought it would be him. She would miss him so much... Even for the littlest things... Fits any het couple, except one involving Kate.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-11 - Complete
44. Heavy In Your Arms reviews
Tony raced down the hallway, skidding around the corner. His heart was in his throat as his feet pounded. I do not own the song or the show. They belong to Florence and The Machine and Bellisarius respectively.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-10 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete