2013/1/5- I find it very funny how many fan fictions there are for a five minute show. Granted it's Anime and all - but come on five minutes scene time. But; by God; I have actually fallen in love with it. The fan fiction - not the show. Perhaps if I get the novels? But; will they be more then one page per story? (Hetalia - Axis Powers).

Homer: Poison? What should I do, what should I do? Tell me, quick.
Chef: Oh, no need to panic. There's a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.

AVATAR( PICTURES: Just so everyone knows. I'm NOT the artist or creator of any of the pictures that I chose to post as my avatar. I post pictures that I find on the web that I have fallen in love with. If I do decide to be creative and decide to create pictures on my own - than I of course will lay claim to those. But, most of the pictures are not mine.

The current Avatar picture was made by me. I used Photo Scape.

Skinner: Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew as you were writing your own name in 40-foot-high letters on the field that you would be caught.
Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts. Sir.
Skinner: (Yelling) There are no other Barts!

This is where you will find most of my Days of our Lives and Guiding Light stories. Most of the DOOL pairings will be of (CARBO) Carly/Bo and (DACAR) Daniel/Carly. But you will also find the pairings of Phillip/Melanie, Bo/Hope, Carly/Rafe, Doug/Julie, Sami/Lucas, Maggie/Mickey, John/Marlena, Sami/EJ, Sami/Rafe, Eric/Greta, Austin/Greta here also. GL parings will be (OLITIA) Olivia/Natalia (truly the only couple on the show), Olivia/Jeffrey, Olivia/Josh, Olivia/Gus/Natalia (Because Gus can't just be with one of them - it's both or none), Jeffrey/Reva, Josh/Reva, Ava/Billy, Ava/Remmy, Remmy/Christina, Olivia/Phillip, Rafe/Daisy, Rafe/Ashley.

Non Days of our Lives and Guiding Light stories. (Yep; I'll even post other fandoms here. It's what I do. So just deal with it).

GLEE:

"You might think that all the boys in school would totally want to tap this, but my Myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date." - Rachel Berry

"Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business." - Rachel Berry

"I've never told you this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense." - Rachel Berry

"Being a part of something special makes you special, right?" - Rachel Berry

(FABERRY) Rachel/Quinn, (PUCKLEBERRY) Puck/Rachel, (KUNN) Kurt/Finn, (QUICK) Puck/Quinn, (FINACHLE) Finn/Rachel (If I write Finachle fics - just so you know they WON'T get any happy endings. None, Zip Oh), (Shell) Shelby/Will. (I hate Jesse st. James. So if he ever shows up in one my stories - he's going to be bashed good and hard).

Bart: Ya know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.Lisa: Nuh-uh. He smells more like a photo lab.
Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man, which is more like a hallway in a hospital.
Marge: Homer, that's terrible! We should be teaching the children to treasure the elderly. You know, we'll be old someday.
Homer: (Gasps) My God, you're right, Marge! You kids won't put me in a home like I did to my dad, would ya?
Bart: Well
Homer: (Screams) Marge, what do we do!?

Legend of the Seeker:

Marge: Hmm, well, to be honest, he seemed a lot more concerned about wrapping Bart in bandages than in making him feel better. And he mispronounced words that even I know, like abdomen... and his office was dirty. Now that I think about it, I'm not sure if he was even a doctor!

Wizard's First Rule: People Are Stupid.

Wizard's Second Rule: The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.

Wizard's Third Rule: Passion Rules Reason

Wizard's Fourth Rule:There is magic in sincere forgiveness, the magic to heal. In forgiveness you grant, but more so, in forgiveness you receive.

Wizard's Fifth Rule: Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.

Wizard's Sixth Rule: The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

Wizard's Seventh Rule: Life is the Future - Not the Past

Wizard's Eighth Rule: Deserve Victory

Wizard's Ninth Rule: A contradiction cannot exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole.

Wizard's Tenth Rule: Wilfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.

Wizard's Eleventh Rule: The rule of all rules. The rule unwritten. The rule unspoken since the dawn of history

(KARA) Kahlan/Cara, (RICHLAN) Richard/Kahlan (But, not that much. It's beyond epic how Terry Goodkind wrote the love story - that I don't feel that I'm able to add to it - without truly ruining it), (VEWARN) Verna/Warren, (NANNE) Nathan/Anne, (NICHARD) Nicci/Richard, (BERAINA) Berdine/Rania, (RICDENE) Richard/Berdine, (ZDIE) Zedd/Adie, (ZHOTA) Zedd/Shota, (RHOTA) Richard/Shota, (KAHOTA) Kahlan/Shota, (KARAOTA) Kahlan/Cara/Shota.

Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
Homer: And?
Marge: I'm worried that you're making to big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
Homer: But, Marge, this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses.
Marge: I'm sure it is, but why do we want to do that?
Homer: Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

Soap (The 1977-1981 spoof of Soap Operas that CBS aired that starred: Billy Crystal, Richard Mullinigan, Katherine Helmond, Cathryn Damon, and Ted Wass. Also had guest stars just as: Dinah Manoff ). I'm a major Corinne supporter. I love pairing Corinne with Dutch (Dorinne), Corinne/Tim (Trinne), Corinne/Benson (Beinne), Corinne/Peter (Perinne). Jessica is my second favorite. Jessica/Dutch (Jutch), Jessica/Donahue (Jessahue), Jessica/Benson (Benessica). Mary and Burt just belong together. Jodie/Dennis (Jonnis), Jodie/Carol (Jorol), Jodie/Maggie (Joggie). Danny/Elaine (Danine), Danny/Polly (Ponny). Billy/Leslie (Belisie).

I have very recently (as of January 20th, 2011) gotten hooked (I'm very easily attuned to new fandoms mana), onto two Manga/Anime series. So expect some fic about Ouran High School Host Club, and Fruits Basket. I have decided that my first OHSHC story will be a crossover with Glee. -- (This new venture of mine was all due to the fact that I had a complete day off from work & had no plans whatsoever. I was watching Netflicks on my Blue-Ray - was pretty much board when I stumbled onto the Anime section of the Netflicks).

Bart: Otto, I'm going to jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
Otto: You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something?
Bart: What?
Otto: Cool!