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| The Lark |
Author has written 27 stories for Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, Pocahontas, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Scarlet Pimpernel, Little Shop of Horrors, Dragon Age, and Once Upon a Time. I WRITE WHATEVER THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO! Ahem. Hello there. Well, for those who care, I'm a twenty-something escaped mental patient named Moria, and I live in a rinky dink town no one's ever heard of, in the boonies of northern Arizona, with an assortment of invisible friends. I'm in my senior year of college, so I haven't had a lot of time to write lately. I'm obsessed with Les Miz, Phantom, SP, and pretty much every other musical ever written. I love my RPGs, especially Baldur's Gate, Dragon Age, Fallout 3, and pretty much anything else by Bioware or Bethesda. I also love anything and everything Star Wars, and have an embarrasing fondness for Disney cartoons. My latest obsession is Once Upon a Time (Rumbelle forever!). I generally get my kicks by brutally mocking the above, but it's all in good fun. | |||||||
1. Once Upon a Parody » reviewsThe caffeine-induced play-by-play for those viewers who haven't been paying attention. First season finale now posted.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,468 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 12-20-122. Six Wardens and a Blight » reviewsCousland, Tabris, Mahariel, Brosca, Aeducan, and Surana set out to score with Alistair, kill all humans, find some respectable clothes, win the lottery, pay child support, and burn things, respectively.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-24-12 - Published: 8-20-12 - Cousland & Tabris3. Aeducan and the Duster » reviewsThe Prince and the Pauper, Orzammar styleDragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-26-12 - Published: 3-23-12 - Aeducan & Brosca4. For Want of a Nail » reviewsA parody of the six origin stories, with a twistDragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-12-11 - Published: 11-2-11 - Duncan - Complete5. Little Shop of Horrors for Dummies » reviewsFor when you're too busy to watch the real thing. Movie-basedLittle Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 4-18-10 - Published: 4-14-106. Musicals in a Minute » reviewsYour favorite musicals, ultracondensed.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 7-13-077. The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies reviewsWell, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete8. Vendredi Bizarre » reviewsValjean and Javert switch places for a day.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 10-18-07 - Valjean & Javert9. Explanations reviewsAn attempt to make sense of Pocahontas II, written under the influence of massive amounts of caffeine.Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete10. Many Faces » reviewsEver wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 9-11-0511. The Metamorphosis reviewsEver wonder what happened to Erik after he mysteriously disappeared at the end of the musical?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-7-0512. The Tie That Binds » reviewsRaoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 6-19-0513. You Must Love Me! reviewsWhat if Erik's second romance was to go more like the first for a change?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-13-0514. Happily Ever After? » reviewsChristine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-7-0515. Leroux: Condensed » reviewsThe original novel made simple. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,087 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 5-16-0516. L A Miz » reviewsYep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 3-26-0317. Teamwork » reviewsValjean and Eponine team up to split up Marius and Cosette. And yes, it's as weird as it sounds.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 1-4-0318. Les Miserables for Dummies reviewsGot a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read thisLes Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 4-4-0319. A Day in the Life of the Phantom » reviewsWhat was the Phantom's life really like? The result of too much caffeine. Finished!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 10-1-0220. Just Another Day In Paradise » reviewsSilly stuff involving all of the characters together in the afterlife. FINISHED! Yes, the madness is finally over!Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,829 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-1-02 - Published: 9-12-0221. Les Miserables: The Real Story reviewsVery bizarre. Very, very, very bizarre. This is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 9-16-0222. Moulin Rouge Meets Titanic reviewsAnother parody. Let's pretend that it was Christian who wrote Titanic...Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-14-0223. Moulin Rouge Goes to Broadway reviewsWhat happens when Moulin Rouge is written with theater songs. Ultimately stupidMoulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-6-0224. The Phantom of the Moulin Rouge reviewsA mean parody slavemaster forces Erik and company to perform Moulin Rouge.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-29-02 - Published: 7-28-0225. Disney's Phantom of the Opera reviewsWhat if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 300 - Published: 7-22-0226. Les Amis Discover Fanfic reviewsStarring a very angry Enjolras, a very frightened Gavroche, and one Omnipotent Fanfic AuthorLes Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-18-0227. The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie reviewsWhat would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 7-17-02
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