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since: 07-14-02, id: 233649
country: United States
Author has written 22 stories for Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, Pocahontas, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Scarlet Pimpernel.

I WRITE WHATEVER THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO!

Ahem. Hello there. Well, for those who care, I'm an escaped mental patient named Moria, and I live in a rinky dink town no one's ever heard of, in Arizona, with an assortment of invisible friends. I'm obsessed with Les Miz, Phantom, SP, and pretty much every other musical ever written. I also have an embarrasing fondness for Disney cartoons. I generally get my kicks by brutally mocking the above, but it's all in good fun. Fair Warning: If I've written something, it's probably rather weird.

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1. Musicals in a Minute » reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 188 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 7-13-07
2. The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies reviews
Well, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete
3. Vendredi Bizarre » reviews
Valjean and Javert switch places for a day.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 10-18-07 - Valjean & Javert
4. Explanations reviews
An attempt to make sense of Pocahontas II, written under the influence of massive amounts of caffeine.
Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete
5. Many Faces » reviews
Ever wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 9-11-05
6. The Metamorphosis reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Erik after he mysteriously disappeared at the end of the musical?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-7-05
7. The Tie That Binds » reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 6-19-05
8. You Must Love Me! reviews
What if Erik's second romance was to go more like the first for a change?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-13-05
9. Happily Ever After? » reviews
Christine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-7-05
10. Leroux: Condensed » reviews
The original novel made simple. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 5-16-05
11. L A Miz » reviews
Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 3-26-03
12. Teamwork » reviews
Valjean and Eponine team up to split up Marius and Cosette. And yes, it's as weird as it sounds.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 1-4-03
13. Les Miserables for Dummies reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 4-4-03
14. A Day in the Life of the Phantom » reviews
What was the Phantom's life really like? The result of too much caffeine. Finished!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 10-1-02
15. Just Another Day In Paradise » reviews
Silly stuff involving all of the characters together in the afterlife. FINISHED! Yes, the madness is finally over!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-1-02 - Published: 9-12-02
16. Les Miserables: The Real Story reviews
Very bizarre. Very, very, very bizarre. This is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-16-02
17. Moulin Rouge Meets Titanic reviews
Another parody. Let's pretend that it was Christian who wrote Titanic...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-14-02
18. Moulin Rouge Goes to Broadway reviews
What happens when Moulin Rouge is written with theater songs. Ultimately stupid
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-6-02
19. The Phantom of the Moulin Rouge reviews
A mean parody slavemaster forces Erik and company to perform Moulin Rouge.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-29-02 - Published: 7-28-02
20. Disney's Phantom of the Opera reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 256 - Published: 7-22-02
21. Les Amis Discover Fanfic reviews
Starring a very angry Enjolras, a very frightened Gavroche, and one Omnipotent Fanfic Author
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-18-02
22. The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie reviews
What would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-17-02
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