| The Lark |
Author has written 22 stories for Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, Pocahontas, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Scarlet Pimpernel. I WRITE WHATEVER THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO! Ahem. Hello there. Well, for those who care, I'm an escaped mental patient named Moria, and I live in a rinky dink town no one's ever heard of, in Arizona, with an assortment of invisible friends. I'm obsessed with Les Miz, Phantom, SP, and pretty much every other musical ever written. I also have an embarrasing fondness for Disney cartoons. I generally get my kicks by brutally mocking the above, but it's all in good fun. Fair Warning: If I've written something, it's probably rather weird. | |||||||||
1. Musicals in a Minute » reviewsYour favorite musicals, ultracondensed.Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 188 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 7-13-072. The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies reviewsWell, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete3. Vendredi Bizarre » reviewsValjean and Javert switch places for a day.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 10-18-07 - Valjean & Javert4. Explanations reviewsAn attempt to make sense of Pocahontas II, written under the influence of massive amounts of caffeine.Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-9-07 - Complete5. Many Faces » reviewsEver wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 9-11-056. The Metamorphosis reviewsEver wonder what happened to Erik after he mysteriously disappeared at the end of the musical?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-7-057. The Tie That Binds » reviewsRaoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 7-3-05 - Published: 6-19-058. You Must Love Me! reviewsWhat if Erik's second romance was to go more like the first for a change?Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-13-059. Happily Ever After? » reviewsChristine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-7-0510. Leroux: Condensed » reviewsThe original novel made simple. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 5-16-0511. L A Miz » reviewsYep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 3-26-0312. Teamwork » reviewsValjean and Eponine team up to split up Marius and Cosette. And yes, it's as weird as it sounds.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 1-4-0313. Les Miserables for Dummies reviewsGot a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read thisLes Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 4-4-0314. A Day in the Life of the Phantom » reviewsWhat was the Phantom's life really like? The result of too much caffeine. Finished!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 10-1-0215. Just Another Day In Paradise » reviewsSilly stuff involving all of the characters together in the afterlife. FINISHED! Yes, the madness is finally over!Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 10-1-02 - Published: 9-12-0216. Les Miserables: The Real Story reviewsVery bizarre. Very, very, very bizarre. This is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it.Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-16-0217. Moulin Rouge Meets Titanic reviewsAnother parody. Let's pretend that it was Christian who wrote Titanic...Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-14-0218. Moulin Rouge Goes to Broadway reviewsWhat happens when Moulin Rouge is written with theater songs. Ultimately stupidMoulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-6-0219. The Phantom of the Moulin Rouge reviewsA mean parody slavemaster forces Erik and company to perform Moulin Rouge.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-29-02 - Published: 7-28-0220. Disney's Phantom of the Opera reviewsWhat if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 256 - Published: 7-22-0221. Les Amis Discover Fanfic reviewsStarring a very angry Enjolras, a very frightened Gavroche, and one Omnipotent Fanfic AuthorLes Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-18-0222. The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie reviewsWhat would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 7-17-02