Name:Kim

Age:15

Life:Reading,Writing,Video games,Watching anime

FavVideogames:Portal 2,The world ends with you,Dragon age

FavMovie:Sucker Punch

FavAnime:Fullmetal alchemist:brotherhood

OTP(s): EdxEnvy,CartmanxKyle,CloudxAerith

Since I don't write much fanfiction, The fanfiction i post will be from a while ago namely, colab fanfiction that was deleted a few month's back.

Anyhow, Now your sufficently bored and I'm feeling sufficently boring I think i should just end this note here.

Copy and paste time :D

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe rap & hip hop can give you ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!"

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you are listening to music right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If your against Sterotypes..Copy and Paste this to your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer.

17 THINGS 2 DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" (imaganary freind)

4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that."

10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

15. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

17.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button!

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuations.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!

Distance means nothing to me - it only makes me want to see you more

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

friends give you their umbrella when it is raining, best friends steal yours and scream back at you "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Silence is golden, duck tape is silver.

People are like slinkies. Absolutely pointless, but funny to watch fall down stairs.

I am ready to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is a whole other matter.

Are we fighting?"
"No, if we were fighting, you'd be on the floor, bleeding."

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Smile. It confuses people.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

You call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

If you say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Only two things are infinite:

1) The universe.

2) Human stupidity

Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.