Nakamura Ishimaru
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since: 04-26-10, id: 2341548, Profile Updated: 12-22-12
country: Philippines
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Parodies and Spoofs, and Roman Mysteries.

yeah yeah yeah. i know, i dont have a lot of stories. *shruggs*

help needed: could anyone please tell me how to upload a songfic without a category? i wrote a tagalog songfic to the well known Filipino song 'First Day High' by Kamikaze. when i search for fanfics, there is a category called fanfic poetry but i dont know how to choose that option. help please

suprisingly, the first chaptered story i've wrote and posted only about 5 hours ago already got a review by a unregistered reader.

to blaster: Thanks. i've been thinking of that story line for quite some time and i wanted to try. thanks for reviewing!!

okay, sorry for not updating 'Uchiha Shinobi'. i got mental block on where the story would turn after that. plus Naruto aint the only erm story i like. i like NCIS the show and also the book/movie Chronicles of Narnia so i got story ideas for all of them. and my problem is i can only think of whichever one i start liking at the moment. so i cant get my hed into konoha ang the shinobi world. right now, i'm stuck in narnia and in england. hehe sorry. *backs away*

plus, my best friend and I have been starting a series of onshots based on our day to day life in school. it's about our classmates and us but we have labeled everyone per naruto character. i'll post them as well. that's pretty much why i cant get into Uchiha Shinobi cause i wanted that story to be more serious while our weird stories are about humor. anyway, sorry *smiles sheepisly*

found this online;

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faint,
When he sees you living it, he flees.
And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you .
I just defeated him. Like,Copy & Paste if you're in God's Army

Post This to 5 Groups (-)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.

I believe in God, the Father almighty,

Creator of heaven and earth

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,

Who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit

Born of the Virgin Mary,

Suffered under Pontius Pilate,

Was crucified, died, and was buried;

He decended into the dead.

On the third day He rose again,

He ascended into heaven,

Is seated at the right hand of the Father.

And will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

The holy universal Church,

The communion of saints,

The forgiveness of sins,

The resurrection of the body,

And the life everlasting. Amen.

Since I wanna post something about myself (you know, personality, attitude, beliefs and stuff) but I wasn't sure whether I'd be accurate. So I just answered this thing XD

99 TRUTHS ABOUT ME

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage=iced tea

2. last phone call = A classmate of mine who wanted me to come to some place cause they needed my laptop

3. last text message = my friend asking whether i was joining their outing thing

4. last song you listened to = it was either 'Monster' by Skillet or 'His World' by Zebrahead

5. last time you cried = in the shower...i got soap in my eye

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice = not even dated

7. been cheated on = no, i dont think so

8. kissed someone & regretted it = not kissed ANYONE

9. lost someone special = tch, haven't we all?

10. been depressed = ditto

11. been drunk and threw up = first, yes, second, no

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS.

12. Blue

13. Black

14. Red

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2012)

15. Made a new friend = yup!

16. Fallen out of Love = unfortunately, no

17. Laughed until you cried = of course!!

18. Met someone who changed you = yeah, i think so

19. Found out who your True Friends were = yeah, i guess you could say that...but I'm still KINDA unsure about it

20. Found out someone was talking about you = suspected it, but never confirmed

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend list = HECK NO!

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = HMMM...probably a half to two thirds

23. Do you play any instruments? no, unfortunately not

24. Do you have any pets = yeah, a dog named Bruce!

25. Do you want to change your name = not really, i guess

26. What did you do for your last birthday = went to school, had a normal day, got embarassed (not in a bad way), went out after class, went home

27. What time did you wake up today = around 9-ish

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = on the internet, watching videos and stuff XD

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = dinnertime =P

30. Last time you saw your Mother = like, five seconds ago

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = more time? XD

32. What are you listening to right now = my parents XD

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = no, sorry

34. What's getting on your nerves right now = high pitched dog barking >.

35. Most visited webpage = Facebook/Youtube/FanFiction.net/Yahoo/Wikipedia

36. Most played game = Dragon City, Legend Cards, Ninja Saga

37. Nicknames = Paul, Pau, Pau-pau, Paulie, Ate Paul...(yeah, my real names Paula, btw)

39. Zodiac sign = Pisces

40. He or She? = She

41. Elementary = SP/MC (transfered)

42. High School = MC (no way I'm putting in the whole name!)

43. College = depends where I pass

44. Hair Colour = black (but some say its brown)

45. Long or Short = short ans spikey =D

46. Height = 5, 4" (I think)

47. Do you have a crush on someone? = yeah, unfortunately.

48: What do you like about yourself? = I have multiple personalities (not in a physocopathical way XD)

49. Piercings = nope, not even my ears *smirks*

50. Tattoos = hena, yeah, I used to get some *rocker sign*

51. Righty or Lefty = Left, which is FRIGGIN' awesome

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery = birth? XD naw, none

53. First piercing = like I said, I ain't got any...oh, but I did have, the wound's just closed up.

54. First best friend = Martin, Chiyaki, and Margot (I friggin' miss you guys, and I wish I could connect with you guys again D'=)

55. First sport you joined = swimming, oh and badminton

56. First vacation = the beach man!

58. First pair of trainers = what kind of trainers? Bike? O.o

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = Ice Cream!

60. Drinking = water

61. I'm about to = watch AMVs on Youtube

62. Listening to = Monster by Skillet

63. Waiting for = NCIS

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? = well, yeah, kinda...I guess

65. Get Married? = I dunno...maybe? Present life's already too complicated

66. Career? = honestly? Education...or law

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes? = eyes

68. Hugs or Kisses = hugs

69. Shorter or taller = probably taller, but only because I'm pretty tall too

71. Romantic or spontaneous = a bit of both, i guess

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = doesn't really matter to me

73. Sensitive or Loud = hm...depend on how...i guess a mix of both, depending on the situation XD

74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship, duh

75. Trouble maker or hesitant = CONTROLLED trouble maker...i think XD

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger = no way

77. Drank hard liquor = once

78. Lost glasses/contacts = those that aren't mine, yes!

79. Sex on first date = NO FRIGGIN' WAY MAN!

80. Broken someone's heart = no, I don't think so

81. Had your own heart broken = uh, yeah, unfortunately so...

82. Been arrested = not yet XD

83. Turned someone down = I don't think so, at least

84. Cried when someone died = of course!!

85. Fallen for a friend? = *sigh* yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = well, i guess a little...but I try not to get too overconfident...but mostly I don't think things through about self confidence

87. Miracles = yup ;)

88. Love at first sight = tch, NO

89. Heaven = YEAH .

90. Santa Clause = hmm...well, its hard to explain...I'm sure you wouldn't want a history lesson, would you?

91. Kiss on the first date = *shrugs* maybe, for some people, but not all, i guess

92. Angels = YEAH .

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Had more than one BF/GF? = nope, sorry

95. Did you sing today? = hahaha yeah, i have XD

96. Ever cheated on somebody? = no way

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = the start of my high school year, to relive it XD wow, that was sooooo sentimental O.o

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = 11/11/11 Field Trip at Manila Ocean Park =D

99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = too late for that now


1. Wives and Kisses reviews
Jonathan not being back yet reminds Lupus of Jonathan and Flavia in a very unusual situation. FlaccusFlavia, NubiaAristo, implied FlaviaJonathan & JonathanPulchra.Drabble. spoilers for book 11&17. not very good, looks rushed bat attempt at humor, sorry
Roman Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-11 - Complete
2. Alright reviews
Naruto's plans of pranking Sasuke are forgotten when he learns that the Uchiha is not always as cold as he seems. but in the end, he knows that Sasuke'll be alright. sorry if its not that good. not Yaoi unless if you view it that way. Sasuke is kinda OOC
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
3. Uchiha Shinobi » reviews
DISCONTINUED sorry. search Echo Uchiha; she's writing it now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-16-10 - Published: 8-1-10 - Sasuke U. - Complete
4. Class Naruto! »
a series of oneshots based on my and my classmates' life wherein me and my co-writer have labeled our all of us with the characters. full summary inside. i'd dont blame you if you dont like it but i'll give it a shot at posting it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,917 - Published: 9-11-10 - Sai & Temari
5. First Day High with subcomments
ano ba talaga ang totoong saloobin ng isang bata tungkol sa kantang First Day High by Kamikaze at sa totoong buhay sa eskwelahan? alamin! di ako ang mayara ng kanta
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - Filipino - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Published: 7-29-10 - Complete
6. Sasuke's Untitled reviews
How could this happen to Sasuke? song fic to Untitled by Simple Plan. Starts from when he was 8 then time skip to return of Itachi arc. sorry, first songfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-24-10 - Sasuke U. - Complete
7. Someone's Watching Over Sasuke reviews
Its the anniversery of the Uchiha clan massacre and Sasuke pays his respects at their graves, unknown to him the two figures behind him. Songfic to Someone's watching over me by Hillary Duff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-10 - Sasuke U. - Complete