FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| A.Katz Omnipotent King |
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter. AHH! Fanfiction.net just about deleted all my stories without WARNING or giving me a chance to save them on Microsoft Word! What the heck! >:-/ Hiya people! My name is Alex and I am the Omnipotent King of the WORLD and the leader of the omnipotent conspiricy! We are called OK(s) Inc. These are my cronies: (A)Chelsie: The Omnipotent Grand Vizier Grandpa Rafaj, Catherine: The Omnipotent Menagerie, Jen: The Omnipotent Conquestitor, Sheena: The Omnipotent Jungle Queen Sheena, (A)Sammid: The Omnipotent Genghis Khan Sammid (future princess of the elves), Collin: The Omnipotent Pimp/Crossdresser/Bisexual/Person going out with Sheena/Bad listener/Massocist/Sexualist, Eric: The Omnipotent Garabage Man, Christina: The Omnipotent Piece of Crap, Pooja: The Omnipotent Palace Pooja (who obsessively compulsively washes her hands after every meal), (A)Charlotte: The Omnipotent Char-lessar (The window squeaker and president of Evil Straße), (A)Cindy: The Omnipotent President of Canada, Kaya: The Omnipotent President of Euasia, Richard: The Omnipotent Planner of Jay Assasination Attempts, and Chris: The Omnipotent Microwave, Tic Tac Thief in Denial, The Rain Goddess and The Lord of the Arctic Realms. The ones with (A) in front of them indicates an author on this website! They have some funny stuff so check out their stories! Eat Buffalo Wings or die! ;) Ok, a little more about me. I'm 16 years old, just graduated tenth grade, and from New Jersey. I love Wheel of Time, Lord of the Rings, Aladdin(Jafar), Zelda(Ferocious turtle ridding Geckos), Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide and Monty Python. I write humor stories because my attempts at serious fics have all turned out to be disasters! If I forget to put in a disclaimer, I don't own anything that is in the book/movie that I am writing about. I do own Tangado. All hail Tangado! Die evil Straße ist verboten! Trenton backwards is Notnert. I can't seem to take my eyes off Lucius! Adrian Brody rules! Johnny Depp is the best! Ein ring sie zu knechten! | |||||||
1. Harry Potter and the Adult Section reviewsHarry Potter travels to the Adult section of Florish and Blotts, where he overhears a strange conversation and reads some Adult material.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-15-05 - Harry P. & Ron W.2. Black Holiday reviewsChapter One: Lucius Malfoy is having a boring Christmas. Remus Lupin is depressed. Sirius Black is staying with Lupin. Severus Snape has a friend...or does he? Suspense!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-2-04 - Lucius M. & Remus L.3. The Hyper Potion » reviewsBoromir and Celeborn discover the hyper potion, which drives them completely and utterly off-the-wall! How will Legolas, and all of Middle-earth, deal with it?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-31-03 - Published: 3-20-03 - Boromir & Legolas4. Somewhere Over the Ocean reviewsAfter a serious hit on the head from a Trombone, AK finds herself out at sea with a friend who has a seriously unhealty Jack Sparrow Obsession. How will this poor, small bladdered, clarinet player deal?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-14-035. The Nazgûl Trainer » reviewsAn evil elf, Tangado, follows the fellowship and plots their demise via the Nazgûl. Unfortunately, nothing ever seems to work as planned.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-31-03 - Published: 5-9-03 - Elrond & Boromir6. The SSALCB Chronicles » reviewsFull of insane, crazy, hyper and some unexplainable weirdness. These are a series of very short stories concerning Legolas, Boromir, Celeborn, three very weird people and modern day places/things. ^_^ Here is the all-spooky Haunted House!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-20-03 - Published: 1-30-03 - Boromir & Legolas
