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Author has written 20 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Trick 'r Treat, Digimon, Shakespeare, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Greek Mythology, Mythology, Halo, and Animorphs. Hello, BackgroundRobot-11 here. I'm a big fan of Beast Wars, that was a great show, some of my fondest childhood memories involve that show. Beast Machines on the other hand...Well, on the plus side, the sheer awfulness of it inspired me to write a better version of it, hence New Beast Wars. Here is a list of freakin' awesome things: Movie: Animated: Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Movie: Sci-fi: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Movie: Horror: A Nightmare on Elm Street Cartoon: Animated: Invader Zim Cartoon: CGI: Beast Wars Anime: Digimon/Dragonball Z Live Action: How I Met Your Mother/ the Armstrong and Miller show/The Chaser's War on Everything/Glee! Video Games: Ratcher and Clank/All pre TLF Jak and Daxter/God of War/Kingdom Hearts Droid: R2-Q2 Actors: Christopher Lee Maximals: Depth Charge, Rattrap, Rhinox, Dinobot Predacons: Terrorsaur, Waspinator, Quickstrike, Inferno (he died the way he lived, on fire) Video game characters: Pretty much all of Oraganization XIII, did anyone really believe that they deserved to die? Aside from Xemnas and maybe Xigbar, they're really tragic charaters who are trying to be human again, and the sad thing is, they go about it the wrong way and end up dying for it...alas, poor III-XII. Can anyone honestly say that they didn't feel sorry for the deaths of Larxene, who tried to keep herself from fading? Or Axel, who managed to redeem himself? Or even Saïx: "Kingdom Hearts...where...is my heart?" Demyx...jeez, Demyx wasn't a soldier, it was pretty much "Follow my orders, or I'll kill you myself." And now for the sucktacular things Movie: Animated: Bender's Game (God dammit that was painful) Movie: "Horror": Trolls 2 Cartoon: Animated: Post season 10 The Simpsons (Harry Shearer is a genius for realising this, Mike Scully, Douglas Coupland and Harry Shearrer are idiots for thinking otherwise) Video Games: Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier Actor: Josie Long, its not that she's a bad actor (as far as I know anyway), its just her god awful apperance on Australia's Thank God You're Here | |||||||
1. Unlikely Alliances reviewsA Separatist. A farm girl. A Jedi supporter. An animal tamer. A mercenary. A monster's son. A traumatised Dark Jedi. In a time of Galactic Civil War, an unlikely group must band together to face the tyranny of the Empire, or be destroyed.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-132. Unexpected Places » reviewsIn a time of Galactic Civil War, one Imperial Moff becomes disillusioned with the Empire, and seeks to change a galaxy...Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-28-12 - Published: 6-13-10 - E. Palpatine3. Surviving » reviewsFollow several groups, from Jedi, to Separatist to Rebel as they try to survive in a Galaxy ruled by the evil Galactic Empire. Sister-fic to Unexpected Places.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,738 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-7-12 - Published: 7-24-124. The Weekends of Visser Three reviewsEver wonder what Visser Three gets up to in his spare time? Well wonder no longer and witness the insanity that is The Weekends of Visser Three!Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-27-12 - Visser Three - Complete5. The Great Schism » reviewsAs the Covenant Civil War rages, the Separatists and the UNSC must put aside their differences if they are to survive, both the Loyalists and the ever growing threat of the Flood. Chapter 1 has been updated with additional scenes and more detail.Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-24-12 - Published: 11-30-116. Monster Colosseum » reviewsIn a world where mythical creatures are contained in magical amulets and forced to fight in colosseums, much madness shall be had.Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,436 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-10-11 - Published: 7-30-117. Stheno reviewsIn the present day, a young woman struggles to live with her strange abilities until a strange young man appears, curious about her and what she is.Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-11 - Complete8. Darkness in the Light » reviewsDeep within the bowels of an abandoned power plant on the planet of Cybertron, something lay hidden...until now. A team of Predacons believe they've found the ultimate power source, what they really found will cause them to fear for their lives.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-29-11 - Published: 9-3-10 - Sunstorm9. The Disillusionement of the Transformers » reviewsPost season 3 G1. After many years of war, the Autobot's and Decepticon's grow annoyed with each other's antics. Crackfic. Next chapter is Q&A, so please send in questions.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 152,538 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 6-15-11 - Published: 5-30-10 - Jazz & Optimus Prime10. Madness on Olympus » reviewsFeatuing the day to day life of Hades and his friends as they struggle to cope in a world of insane Gods, fanatical worshippers and...bizarre monsters. On hiatus until I get new ideas I'll take suggestionsGreek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-26-11 - Published: 3-3-11 - Hades & Hestia11. The Last Journey of the Axalon » reviewsA series of tales that focus on the crew of the Axalon before the Beast Wars.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-13-11 - Published: 7-10-10 - Quickstrike & Silverbolt12. Harry Potter And The Prisoners of Mary Sue reviewsWhat would happen if a Mary Sue actually went to Hogwarts? Yeah, turns out they're not as beloved as they think. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-11 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete13. Teletubby Zuko reviewsDuring a press conference Zuko get's asked some...awkward questions...Oneshot, cracfic.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-26-11 - Zuko - Complete14. Zuko's First Act as Fire Lord reviewsWhat exactly was the first thing that Zuko did as Fire Lord? Well wonder no more because it's right here and it contains a lot of immolation! Yay! OneshotAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-25-11 - Zuko - Complete15. Digimon: New Journey » reviewsThe adventures of ten Australian DigiDestined and their Digimon as they travel across the continent of Folder. Set during Adventure.Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-1-10 - Published: 9-28-1016. Hamlet is Dead reviewsFollowing his death, Hamlet awaits the afterlife...only to find something different to what he expected. Oneshot, language.Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-10 - Complete17. New Beast Wars » reviewsFollowing the conclusion of the Beast Wars, the Maximals return to Cybertron, only to face a new enemy. Optimus Primal and his band of Maximals must now work alongside the Predacons and a new group of Maximals if they are to survive...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,117 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-2-10 - Published: 5-3-10 - Optimus Primal & Megatron18. Alligatron the Alligator reviewsOn a nice, peaceful Spring day on the Beast Planet, Alligatron decided to visit some of his animal friends...it will be a blood bath. Songfic.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-10 - Complete19. School Bus Massacre Revisited: What Happened? reviewsOn Samhain, Macy learns a valuable lesson on playing tricks...you get beat up by vengeful zombies if you do. Oneshot. Added new dialogue.Trick 'r Treat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-10
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