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since: 04-30-10, id: 2347060, Profile Updated: 02-01-13
country: Australia
Author has written 6 stories for Vampire Academy.

AND SHE TURNS UP THE MUSIC TO DROWN OUT HER LIFE


if you are against magan fox becoming rose in VA post this on your profile

im only here cause heaven wont take me and hell is afraid i'll take over


My Cast

Rose: http://www.polyvore.com/rose_hathaway/set?id=22539074

rose again.. http://www.polyvore.com/just_rose/set?id=22618261

rose and lissa: http://www.polyvore.com/good_bad_lissa_rose/set?id=23380577

Lissa: http://www.polyvore.com/lissa_dragomir/set?id=22618453

Tasha Ozera http://www.polyvore.com/tasha_ozera/set?id=23124679

Dimitri http://www.polyvore.com/dimitri_belikov_orlando_bloom/set?id=23525557

Sparation Makes Love Stronger

Chapter 1 - Rose's gym outfit- http://www.polyvore.com/roses_gym_outfit_chapter/set?id=21470923


Favorite books: Vampire Academy, no book I've read beats it.adtr

Favorite music: my ipod holds the best music ever :) Slipknot, ADTR, Falling in Reverse, All Time Low are all magical

Favorite TV Shows: SONS ON ANARCHY!! I LOOOOOVE JAX :)

Famous people I love: Scott Pendlebury (He plays football for Collingwood, thats Australian football), Eminem, jax (not that actor the character) Dane Beams (Collingwood) The Madden Bros

Favorite colors: Green, red, black, blue, amber.

Activities: I do Art classes in classical art and i go to the gym.

Places I want to visit: Bali, England, New Zealand, America and Russia

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:

my music is all sexy

What song describes me?

Toxic- A static lullaby (cover)

How do I see myself?

Sink or Swim-Falling in reverse

What do my friends really think of me?

you're so vain-that sunday feeling :P

How is my life going right now?

Walk away maybe- good charlotte

What will my life be like?

Want you bad-the offspring ;)

How can I make myself happy?

perfect world-simple plan

What should I do with my life?

Poppin Champagne- All Time Low

What is some good advice for me?

we stitch these wounds-black veil brides

What is my favorite song?

Shameless-All Time low

Do people secretly lust after me?

King for a day-pierce the veil

What type of men/women do I like?

with me-sum41

What would you scream during your first time having sex?

damned if i do ya- all time low :P

Will I get married?

coffee shop soundtrack-all time low

What would you sing to your significant other right now?

This is how we do- all time low

What is my signature dancing song?

For Baltimore-all time low (SO MUCH ATL!)

What is my current theme song?

Ohmygod- the madden brothers

How will I die?

i want to hear you sad-the early november

How will I be remembered?

the next best thing-all time low

What song will play at my funeral?

i cant do the onc two step-all time low

What is my day going to be like?

intentions-we came as romans

What will tomorrow bring?

knives and pens-black veil brides


Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ...


Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again.
So when life gets tough you can just play pretend.
I wanna go back to when Santa did exist.
When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed.
When Disney World was the best place to be.
When the only movies you could see were rated G.
When your biggest problem was learning to write your name.
And people didn't change...
And your friends were the same.
And every time you were sad or you had a bad day
You could just run to mommy and it would all be okay.
I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter.
When everyone always lives happily ever after.


YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.


TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.

You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelry.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
.

You like wearing body perfume
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 16


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I like COMPETITIVE DANCING, so I MUST be stuck up
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

Stereotypes suck!! Copy and paste... Bold the ones that people might think describe you.


AND SHE TURNS UP THE MUSIC TP DROWN OUT HER LIFE


1. The Quickest Way Out » reviews
Young and married, Dimitri and Rose drifted apart but when Roses effort to fix their marriage get thrown back in her face its Dimitris turn to win Rose back, will his actions prove to be unforgivable? Rose claims to be the innocent one but a bit of digging may reverse the roles and have her begging for her husband back or is it all just to much? one of them may just walk away R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 11-1-12 - Dimitri B. & Rose H.
2. short stories, possible longer ones reviews
put your ipod on shuffle and write a short story about each song. all Dimitri and Rose! might make one a proper story, TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO! R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-12 - Dimitri B. & Rose H.
3. Separation Makes Love Stronger » reviews
Dimitri left Rose taking Tasha's offer. rose is sent away for brutal training so she can be the best. but dimitri reappears. what happens when rose has a hot young guy holding her hand, how will Dimitri react? OR how will rose react to dimitri R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 231 - Updated: 4-20-12 - Published: 7-12-10 - Dimitri B. & Rose H.
4. Feed The Monster reviews
Rose, new student at St Vlads, after killing her parents she must stay with the belikovs but 16 year old bad boy dimitri isnt giving her an easy wecoming especially since shes his new training partner. what happens when they find out they live togetherR&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-8-12 - Dimitri B. & Rose H.
5. You Had Your Chance » reviews
Set in Spirit Bound when Dimitri says to Rose 'love fades. Mine has.' When Rose starts crying who will be the one to comfort her? And what happens when Dimitri can't keep his love a secret from Rose any longer. but will he get the chance to tell her? R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 7-16-10 - Dimitri B. & Rose H.
6. A Matter Of Months » reviews
What if the strigoi attach happened 6 months earlier? Rose has never killed a strigoi and doesn't know how to fight well. She is alone in the woods, no Dimitri, no stake. Will Dimitri be able to save her or will he just put himself in danger? R D R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-13-11 - Published: 9-28-10 - Rose H. & Dimitri B.