Pelahnar
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since: 05-02-10, id: 2349307, Profile Updated: 03-25-13
Author has written 32 stories for Moulin Rouge, Harry Potter, Shadow Children series, Beowulf, Shakespeare, Tuck Everlasting, 2002, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Torchwood, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Name: only one other other person in my country shares my first and last name (though, strangely, someone else in my city shares my first and middle name)(her first name's spelled wrong though)

Gender: Female

Location: United something - and don't think there's only one choice. Plenty of country's names start with United. United States of Mexico, United States of America, United Kingdom - the list goes on and on, and I'm not sticking with one.

Age: Older than 10 and Younger than 100

Favorite Books: Les Misérables (musical and unabridged book - the Liam Neeson movie was terrible) Harry Potter (books, NOT movies), Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings (also books, not movies - but the movies aren't bad), Artemis Fowl, and probably plenty of others that I can't be bothered to think of right now.

Favorite Movies: Moulin Rouge, Sweeney Todd, Rent, Sound of Music, pretty much every other musical that I've ever seen - excluding Nine - plus some chick flicks and some adventure movies that aren't nearly as good so I don't want to actually list.

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Big Bang Theory. Also Legend of the Seeker isn't bad, especially the second season.

Favorite word: Eleutheromaniac (I'm not putting the definition, so go look it up. I don't think it's in the dictionary either, so try the internet...)

Youtube username: pelahnar4 - I make fanvids for Moulin Rouge and Doctor Who/Torchwood.

Favorite Music: EVANESCENCE!! And they recently released a new album and it is amazing! Other good music: Enya, Les Misérables, Miss Saigon, Wicked, Eagles, Beatles, Avril Lavigne, The Moody Blues, music from all the above musical movies, Mannheim Steamroller.

Pet peeve: When people are under the impression that 'could' and 'could not' are synonyms. Don't believe me? Think about this - what is the difference between the phrases 'I could care less' and 'I couldn't care less'? Hmm? Hmm? Well, apparently they mean the same thing, because plenty of people - including my own sister! - use 'I could care less' instead of 'I couldn't care less.' This drives me mad. (please don't be offended if you are one of those people. Simply think about the phrases logically, realize that saying you could care less implies that you do care some and saying you couldn't care less implies that you don't care at all - what you were probably trying to say - then thank me on bended knee for showing you the error in your ways and help me change the world for the better by pointing out this terrible anomaly to anyone you hear using it).

I'm sure I have other pet peeves, but that one annoys me so much I can't think about anything else right now.


If I take a long time to update, it is for one of the following reasons:

1) I have no idea where to go with the storyline (I'm terrible with actually finishing stories and almost never have an ending in mind when I start writing - or even when I'm half-way through). This is why reviews are so nice - you can give me ideas that I will almost certainly use in some way (giving you due credit, of course)

2) I'm busy elsewhere - not usually valid, but I'm in college now - homework, you've gotta love it! Of course, sometimes the knowledge that I have other things to do automatically floods my mind with ideas. As soon as I get the time to write them, unfortunately, they have all run away. They hide in dark corners and only come out again (often strangely mutated) once I'm busy again. Ideas are fickle things.

3) I've gotten bored with the story and have put it on a shelf for awhile. I'll tell myself that I'll work on it, but . . . I might leave it there for awhile - sorry.


Please, read and review my stories! Like them if you will, hate them if you want! If you hate them and wish to convey this through a review, please give a good reason and please have an account first - that way, I can understand and dispute your hatred. (So basically, if you don't like it, give constructive criticism, not a flame! :) Wishful thinking, right? Well, a girl can dream.)

Thank you!


1. Hermione's Muggle Friend reviews
After Cedric Diggory is killed, Hermione breaks the International Statute of Secrecy by telling the whole situation to an old friend of hers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-13 - Hermione G. & OC - Complete
2. Forever Constant » reviews
He'll always be there and she always has been. She doesn't age and neither does he. He never changes and neither does she. They are similar in so many ways - but what's more important is how they are different. Scenes from the lives of Jack and the fortune teller girl.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,197 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 4-12-13 - Published: 6-10-12 - Jack H. & Jack H.
3. Becoming a Time Lady » reviews
Jenny is the daughter of a Time Lord, born of the progenation machine. But that doesn't mean she's a Time Lady - not yet. Oh no, becoming a Time Lady takes time and work and a lot of help from an unexpected friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 4-12-13 - Published: 4-6-12 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter & Jack H.
4. There Was a Girl » reviews
What if Harry and Hermione had been friends before they went to Hogwarts? No longer a one-shot, due to unexplained popularity. Harry/Hermione. ABANDONED - NOW UP FOR ADOPTION
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,247 - Reviews: 313 - Updated: 3-24-13 - Published: 2-25-11 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
5. The Last Time reviews
River Song has been in the Doctor's life for hundreds of years, but eventually it will have to come to an end. Everything does eventually. The problem that the Doctor has is that, with River, how will he ever know if it's the last time?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-13 - Martha J. & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
6. Life and Death (and a few weird things in between) reviews
Some things in the universe are in flux and some things are fixed. There's a new fixed point in the universe, one that was never meant to be. And this one's different. This one lives inside a human and if that human dies, then the fixed point is changed - and fixed points can't be allowed to change. So that's my job. I must keep this human alive.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-20-13 - TARDIS & Rory W.
7. Dalek Souffle Party reviews
Oswin throws a party and the Daleks eat her souffles. OOC Daleks. Very, very OOC Daleks.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-19-12 - Oswin O. & Daleks - Complete
8. I am Human reviews
AU: Oswin was human the entire time, no matter what the Doctor says, and a lot more happened to her than she remembers. WARNING: Spoilers for the Asylum of the Daleks! Do not read if you haven't seen it!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-2-12 - Daleks & Oswin O. - Complete
9. Meeting Jack's Doctor reviews
"I thought that was just what aliens looked like." Really? Toshiko Sato: mathematician, technological genius, and alien expert - fooled by a pig in a space suit? Of course not. Here's her side of the story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-12 - 9th Doctor & Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
10. Police Telephone Boxes reviews
Stuck on Earth in the 20th century, Jack finds the TARDIS, but the reception he gets from her isn't exactly what he expected...rated K for mild language.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-12 - Jack H. & TARDIS - Complete
11. The Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question reviews
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone were to discover exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear. On the Fields of Trenzalore, it's only a matter of time before this happens.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-12 - 11th Doctor & Random D. - Complete
12. Dancing reviews
Music and dancing, a glass floor/ceiling and purple clothing. A purely fluffy Jack/Rose one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-31-12 - Jack H. & Rose T. - Complete
13. The Shadow Star » reviews
Satine isn't sick, so when Harold is trying to convince her to stay, he doesn't have that as an argument...full summary inside. Rated T for semi-mild language.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 2-11-12 - Published: 8-28-10 - Satine & Christian
14. Christmas at the Moulin
Christmas has never been a good time for business at the Moulin Rouge - it's a time for family, after all. But perhaps family can be found, even in a brothel.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Published: 12-25-11 - Nini & Satine - Complete
15. The Pain of Remorse reviews
'Remorse' rewritten - in the climax of the story, Voldemort takes Harry's advice and feels remorse for what he's done. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-11-11 - Tom R. Jr. & Harry P. - Complete
16. No Word That is Not True » reviews
Satine lives and the Duke is gone don't ask how , but Christian has returned to England. Satine, unable to follow, does nothing but eat, sleep, and sing, all emotionlessly. One night, she receives an unexpected guest with rather startling information...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-10-11 - Published: 4-15-11 - Satine - Complete
17. A True Seer » reviews
Sybill Trelawney is not what you might think. She's smart, she's cunning - she went to Slytherin and belonged there. But most important of all, she knew things. She had information that she trusted with no one during the war. But now, it's time to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-22-11 - Published: 9-5-11 - Sybill T.
18. Strange Shadows reviews
Shadows and lightning. Dark cloaks and top hats. Was it real? Or had he imagined the whole thing? And really, did it matter? One-shot.
Tuck Everlasting, 2002 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-11 - Complete
19. Remorse » reviews
Voldemort takes Harry's advice and reflects on his crimes. And what did Hermione say would happen if someone who had made Horcruxes felt remorse for what they had done . . .?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 8-22-10 - Voldemort & Tom R. Jr. - Complete
20. To Try or Not to Try reviews
This is an emulation of Hamlet's soliloquy 'To Be or Not to Be' applied to school work instead of life. If you are interested in well-written poetry, this is not for you. If you are interested in helping a young, terrible poet improve, please R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-11 - Complete
21. The Herot of Hrathgar
A very short poem about Beowulf's adventures in fighting Grendel and his mother,then dying in the fight against a dragon.
Beowulf - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Published: 3-30-11 - Beowulf & Grendel - Complete
22. Dreams and Dreams Destroyed » reviews
Nini is a child growing up at the Moulin Rouge. She dreams of dancing and singing with the can-can girls and is told she has the talent to do it. Will her dreams come true? Well, no, it says so in the title. But why not?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,668 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-20-11 - Published: 10-7-10 - Nini
23. Harry Potter Must Die reviews
"No, no, no - Dementors don't kill, Harry!""Kiss. That's what I meant-I have to be Kissed. It's inevitable." A new take on the time travel scene in PoA, where Harry saves himself in the nick of time...or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-12-11 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
24. Two Stars On the Same Stage » reviews
After the Duke leaves, the Moulin Rouge falls into debt and Harold has to fire actors left and right. After the Opera Populaire is burned to the ground, everyone is jobless. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Moulin Rouge & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-27-11 - Published: 12-5-10 - Satine & Christine
25. Abandoned reviews
Cecilia Dixon was a member of Little Hangleton's higher class and had everything she wanted - including a man she loved with all her heart and who she knew loved her back...until he ran off with the tramp's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-10 - OC & Tom R. Sr.
26. How She Felt » reviews
This is pretty much the entire movie told from Nini's point of view. It's also a prequel to If Only You Knew, but I don't think it matters what order you read them in. Terrible summary, but please read anyway?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 9-12-10 - Nini - Complete
27. Harry Potter's Narnian Middle Earth reviews
This is a medley of names, places, and events from the three greatest series of this century and the last HP, LOTR, and Chronicles of Narnia twisted and changed almost beyond recognition, then thrown together into a funny, cute story. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-10 - Complete
28. Proud Beyond the Grave reviews
A one-shot from the ghost of Jen's POV - nothing creepy, just her views on how the revolution turned out! Please read and review!
Shadow Children series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-21-10 - Complete
29. If Only You Knew » reviews
Satine isn't sick, but she did go through with the play and let Christian leave instead of singing the final song. She doesn't want to go to the Duke after the play - then something extremely unexpected happens . . . Rated T to be safe. FINISHED!
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,368 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-11-10 - Published: 6-29-10 - Nini & Satine - Complete
30. AntiAnimagus Musings reviews
When did Lupin and Sirius learn the spell that they used to force Wormtail to transform and what did the Marauders think of it at the time? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-8-10 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
31. Before the Ball reviews
Hermione spent three hours getting ready for the Yule Ball - but even that wouldn't have been enough without the help of a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-1-10 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete
32. Satine Out of Control Reposted reviews
Instead of singing the final song at the end - Satine gets really angry and completely loses control! Rewritten to add in advice from reviewers. One-shot.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-10 - Satine & Harold Z. - Complete