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So I'm a crazy broad with a sick Edward obsession. My introduction to Twilight is a funny story. I had absolutely no clue what Twilight was other than it was about vampires and obsessed teeny boppers. I had seen the previews for New Moon but honestly could have cared less. So right before New Moon came out, I went and rented Twilight at Halloween because I thought it would be a good scary movie to watch since it had vampires and all. Yep, I am that retarded. So I sat next to my hubby and watched Twilight for the first time and tried, without success, to control my bodily functions and not drool and drench my drawers like the perverted hoor that I am.

As soon as my hubby went to work the next day, I bolted to Walmart and bought the movie and watched it a billion times when he wasn't around. Then I was first in line at the theatre to see New Moon. And when the ending came up, I screamed in agony and shook my fist at the stinking screen, ready to beat the crap out of someone. So early the next morning I hauled ass to the bookstore and grabbed the first pimply teenager I could find and demanded to have any and all books related to Twilight. I went home with my arms full and read all of the books in one marathon reading session. I even took the books to the toilet with me. I instantly fell massively in love.

Now I have a great imagination so I was able to imagine what went on during those idiotic not discussed about honeymoon scenes, but I still felt like something was missing. I needed more! So I got on my computer to do my usual cyber stalking of delicious Rob and came across the website RAoR and saw this little thing called FanFiction. Curiously, I went over and checked it out and knew immediately that I had found paradise.

I soon discovered that I liked Edward as a douche, a manwhore, a dom, a prostitute, a gazillionaire, a pirate, a possessive bastard, a priest, a nerd, a viking, a cripple, a defective vamp, a homo, a mafia king, and the list goes on and on and on. I think I would even like him as a serial killer and possibly even as an evil, scary clown as long as he had a giant dick to match his big clown feet.

Anyway, one day I was reading a story and got to talking to the author Saritadreaming. She mentioned to me that she was starting a one-shot contest and that I should write something. I choked on my saliva and laughed hysterically. But then I decided what the heck? So here I am having absolutely no clue as to what I'm doing, writing my bahooty off and having the time of my life!