5/11/08:

Some of you are wondering why I haven’t updated “Roots” yet. Well, it’s definitely not because I spend all my time online watching “MacGruber” clips on hulu.com. (MACGRUBER! Making life-saving inventions out of household mateeerials MACGRUBER!!)

I love you hulu.

Looking at my poll, I have to ask: where is the ChoTen love? Where? The one crack pairing I actually had an idea for – and no one wants to vote for it. Whoever it is that submitted that one vote for ChoTen, email me. Someday, after all of this is over, you shall have your reward.

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1. Roots » reviews

[NejiTen, Futurefic] His mother is one of the best kunoichi in Konoha. His father is a mystery. What kind of ninja he will become remains to be seen.

Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,786 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 7-15-07

2. Three Days reviews

The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,170 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-21-07 - Published: 11-21-07

3. To Last reviews

[NejiTen] Four oneshots in response to the LJ NejiTen FOIL challenge. Angst to crack.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-15-07 - Published: 10-15-07

4. Bad Dog, No Biscuit reviews

Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm? [KibaEveryone ftw, NejiTen for the bonus win]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-11-07 - Published: 8-11-07

5. Love's Labors Lost reviews

The sounds and tremors of the Kyuubi carried to the Hokage even where he stood in a hallway at the hospital, so lost in his own thoughts that he couldn’t even bother to wonder what part of his beloved village was being destroyed.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07

6. Motives reviews

Itachi let Sasuke live for a reason, and it wasn't that he wanted Sasuke to have his revenge.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-07

7. Der Tod und das Mädchen reviews

[NejiTen] From the moment he first spied the slick sheen of wet red blood on her hand when they were twelve he saw how easily it could all slip away.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07

8. I Must Paint You reviews

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07

9. The Desert reviews

“Listen: the desert is my home, Shikamaru,” she said once, before things became serious, back when there was still room for escape.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-26-07 - Published: 5-26-07

10. Fish Heads reviews

[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07

11. Liebeslied reviews

Oneshot. MineNodame, NodameChiaki. “Music expresses that which cannot be said, and upon which it is impossible to be silent.” Victor Hugo

Complete - Nodame Cantabile - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-22-07

12. Catch 22 » reviews

[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,248 - Reviews: 331 - Updated: 4-20-07 - Published: 1-1-07

13. Stray » reviews

[Incomplete & discontinued.] Ed's preBebop wanderings.

Cowboy Bebop - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-3-07 - Published: 8-23-06

14. Actions Speak Louder reviews

[NejiTen] Short oneshot containing a dangerous amount of fluffiness. The surgeon general recommends you brush your teeth immediately after reading.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06

15. Puzzle reviews

[ShikaTema] Nothing was worth the trouble for him unless he could turn it into a game.

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06

16. Genjutsu reviews

It's only when a fight is already lost that you start to pull out techniques you don't really know how to use. Temari vs. Kabuto, mild TemaShika

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-4-06 - Published: 12-4-06

17. One Tequila, Two Tequila » reviews

Five limes, two shotglasses, and a bottle of you know what. Add a couple of competitive bounty hunters and you get one unforgettable night in TJ. FayeSpike. Complete.

Complete - Cowboy Bebop - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 9-23-05