Name: Meh, call me Elwyn.

Sex: Female

Age: old enough to have read the greatest literary works of all time, but immature enough to enjoy fan fiction about them. But I guess we're all like that here, no?

Characters Most Like Me: Lute (Fire Emblem), Eilonwy (Prydain Chronicles), Uchiha Obito (Naruto), and Canada (Hetalia).

"Before we all die, there's just one thing I'd like to say: The-monkey-and-the-popsicle-stick-incident-was-my-doing! Whew. Glad to have that off my conscience." --ElwynWanderer

"If you give a man to fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will wear an ugly hat." --Dogbert

"Logic is a little bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers, which smell bad." --Mr. Spock

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary and those who don't.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

Boys are like slinkies: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but BEST friends only poke you with straws.

"And the Author spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the Author, your God...

Thou shalt have no other personal fantasy before canon.

Thou shalt not take my characters in vain.

Thou shalt remember the canon and keep it holy.

Thou shalt honor thy beta and thy reviewers.

Thou shalt not make use of a Mary Sue.

Thou shalt not indulge in Fanatical Shipping.

Thou shalt not plagiarize.

Thou shalt not bear false reviews against thy neighbor, be it positive or negative.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors' reviews.

Thou shalt always consider quality."

--The One Called Demetra

How To Tell if You Are a Fan Fiction Wanderer

1) You read stories from three or more fandoms.

2) You have reviewed more stories than you have written.

3) You have written three or fewer stories from each of your fandoms.

4) Each of your stories has gotten ten reviews or less.