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Author has written 10 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and Twilight. Hey my name is Indy. I don't like talking about myself much. So yeah. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!" If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 8, copy and paste this to your profile. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you hate girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to constantly update your Fanfiction profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Hope you enjoy my stories. So yeah. | |||||||
1. And A Crappy New Year reviews"Why are you lying underneath me?" "Why are you lying on top of me?" Cute, sexy one-shot about what happens when Ed, B, Em, R, J and A are stuck inside due to snow on New Years Eve. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Happy New Year Everyone xTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-31-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Operation: Destroy Graduation Hey! That Rhymes! » reviewsGraduation is coming up and Emmett want to make it a memorable one. But how far will he take it? Prepare to find out! This is a three-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-13-10 - Published: 10-13-10 - Emmett - Complete3. Okay, That Was Funny! reviewsBella, Alice and Rose live together. Edward, Jasper and Emmett move in next door. What could go wrong? Um...Everything. Bring on the romance, the comedy and the embarrassment. AH. Canon Pairings. Story better than summary.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-13-104. The Guy reviews"This is the night Bella; you're finally going to meet the guy tonight!" Alice swears every day I am going to meet 'The Guy'. 'The Guy' is Alice's name for my soul mate. I don't believe such a guy even exists. A little Halloween one-shot. Enjoy xTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-30-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. The Fun We Have In Class » reviewsRandom one-shots about the casts of Mackenzie Falls and So Random in class, together! Hold onto your hats people things are about to get interesting! Please read, stories better than summary.Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-26-10 - Published: 7-27-106. Nintendo DS reviewsFor FastReader22's Pick A Number Challenge. Fluffy one-shot between Chad and Sonny.Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-27-10 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete7. How It All Began » reviewsWhen Sonny and Chad's kids ask them how they got together. How will they explain it was all because of pranks, confusion and a locked door. Story better than summary. Rated T cause I'm paranoid!Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-10-10 - Published: 6-18-10 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete8. Why? Jealous? reviewsOne-shot about Chad getting jealous, because I mean who doesn't love a jealous Chad? Channy fluffSonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-1-10 - Chad D. C. - Complete9. Rain reviewsRandom one-shot. MAJOR CHANNY!Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-26-10 - Sonny M. & Chad D. C. - Complete10. Shut Up And Kiss Me reviewsTawni and Portlyn have a plan to get Sonny and Chad together. What is it? And does it work? First fanfic. Please read and review!Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-10 - Chad D. C. & Sonny M. - Complete
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