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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. here are the anime i LOVE shugo chara fruit basket rizelmine-although it was major perverted- luckystar inuyasha naruto the world god only knows otoma -something- zakuro Haruhi Suzumiya Sailor moon Kaichou wa maid sama anyways i adore those anime. i will be making awsome stories! i adore cats and neko boys*coughs-ikuto* aaaaaaaaaand well i am funneh and i will always respond. and when i make a story i Will finish it! i promise! but if a giant teletuby or barny comes to rule the world or eat me than i'm sorry but i will not continue!. and i LOVE AMUTO AND SASUSAKU !!!!!!!!!! thats mostly it. k bye wuv u ppl! -kitty girls secretly love a guy who can sing.(MEGA-Turn-On) lol .Here's something that girls are tought: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you complement a girl... . Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute". . When a girl is sarcastic to you, its usually because she likes you, but is afraid to show it. Amu much? I LOVE CATS so.. IKUTO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. "Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door ." - I laugh once! Ha! I laugh twice! Ha Ha! I laugh thrice! Ha Ha Ha! (is thrice a word...o.O) Life is random, well guess what? SO AM I!! Who else hates chain letters? I hate chain letters! They annoy the crap outta me! I mean, I don't care if some dead girl shows up in my room at midnight trying to kill me, i'll just shoot her and go back to bed. I may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja! One word: Chocolate Girls Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The computer buzzing 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? 9. What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? 13. Seen anything weird lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about you. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔══╗ I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love. ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing to your profile and add your name to the list; Sasukeluva 4eva ~Akatsuki Emoticons~ /_\ Itachi O.\/ Deidara \ o.o / Zetsu -:- Pain (Yahiko) O_o= Kisame @ Tobi -.- Konan o.o Hidan --_-- Kakuzu THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YOURS TRULY, SO PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! Sankyuu! =D » «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» « » «» ██▓▒░ ░▒▓████▓▒░ ░▒▓█████▓▒ ╔══╗ ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this in your profile If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing to your profile and add your name to the list; Sasukeluva 4eva ~Akatsuki Emoticons~ /_\ Itachi O.\/ Deidara \ o.o / Zetsu -:- Pain (Yahiko) O_o= Kisame @ Tobi -.- Konan o.o Hidan --_-- Kakuzu THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YOURS TRULY, SO PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! Sankyuu! =D » «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» « » «» ██▓▒░ ░▒▓████▓▒░ ░▒▓█████▓▒ If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think those kids should just give the stupid Trix Rabbit some friggin' cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! If you enjoy being insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe) If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!. It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P If you have ever run into a tree, C&P If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste People sya that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile. Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, Jasmine NAME HERE, RUN!" You know you are addicted to anime if... you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you. if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time. if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out. if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it. if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun if you add a surname at the end of everyones name if you give anime names to your pets if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name if you believe that you are a powerful demon if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do. if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face. if all of these comply to you (guilty 100) if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on if you think glomps are normal hugs if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you, if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto. if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7.,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7., wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva SASUKE RULES CLUB:IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary,Narutofan1126, Sabaku No Eva aka Saki,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva, toxicKittenXoXo Here are some of the signs to show I'm addicted to Naruto: Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (HA. Reverse psychology man. LEARN IT.) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (... The last time I checked was around 3000 B.C. ... I wonder what's happened since then...?) Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE CLOWNS!! Have they even got a NAME for THAT phobia yet?!) If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (On many an occasion... now lemme ask YOU a question; have you ever tripped on a completely flat surface, only to end up falling down the stairs... HEADFIRST?? o.O) If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (What about thrown off a balcony a 60 FOOT balcony.. heheh, squahed flat with a steamroller, carved into pancake strips, fed to the sharks, rip open said fish, scoop out the innards, boil it in a pot, stick the remains into a furnace and scatter the ashes over a volcano, cackling like an insane lunatic?? Try it, it WORKS.) If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you believe in true love and that there is someone for everyone copy and paste this into your profile! if you aren't scared to die, but are scared of pain copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile If your one of those people who doesn't care about what people think about you then copy and paste this in your profile If you support inuxkaggs copy and paste this into your profile If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little word and all of your friends laugh at you for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Naruto copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile. If you dislike Ino Yamanaka copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? I'm not I religious but I think it said a lot for the believers out there. Pure Love Story A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I Love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile. This made me CRY, ferserious dattebayo!! TT^TT So sad!! T-T For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are); THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! Copyright goes to 'mackenzie2388!' Fuck, maybe I should just copy his whole profile! EPIC LOL WOMEN SUPERIORITY We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxi's stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We know the Truth about whether or not size matters. If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. Heheheheheheh... I betcha you can see what I'm about to say next coming... I DO NOT OWN THIS; SEE FOR DETAILS OF WHOM I HAVE BORROWED THIS LEGALLY FROM!! XP WISE THOUGHTS Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7.,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7., wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva SASUKE RULES CLUB:IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary,Narutofan1126, Sabaku No Eva aka Saki,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva, ToxicKittenXOXO My story Super Love sakura's car ====> http://www.mustangcobrasvt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/black-pink-mustang-vert.jpg sasuke's car --> http://www.freewebs.com/clintwright/2%20OMG%20BUGATTI.jpg Ino's car --> http://www.quercusancn.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/exterior.jpg Hinata's car -->http://images01.olx.com/ui/1/55/33/1635233_1.jpg Naruto's car --> http://www.mustangheaven.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/YellowBlaze2012BossMustang-400x249.jpg | |||||
1. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang reviewsWhat happens when the females of Naruto make their own Akatsuki only to meet face to face with the original Akatsuki ? "THEY JAKCED OUR SWAG !" "S-Swag?""What hidan means , Tobi is that they're coppying us" "HOW DARE THEY , U'N" DeixSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-24-11 - Deidara & Sakura H.2. Last Friday Night » reviewsThere's a stranger in my bed , there's apounding in my head , glitter all over the room , pink flamingoes in the pool ? what happens when all of this happens to the naruto crew ? Read and find out , R&R.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-24-11 - Published: 10-13-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.3. Twilight Naruto reviewsWhen sakura s a vampire and Sasuke is a wereolf what else happens ? Kinda like Twilight but a bit diffrent and more humor ;DNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-13-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.4. Assasination Love reviewsSasuke and naruto are two normal assasins working for orochimaru , but what happens when their targets are Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga ? They thought to kill them not to fall in love ! But this story has a twist in it all , read to find out & ReviewNaruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
