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Anime: Naruto, Paranoia Agent
Cartoons: South Park, Family Guy, Metalocalypse
Comics: Ultimate Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Pirates vs Ninjas, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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Currently playing: Condemned 2, Mass Effect, Orange Box, Rainbow Six: Vegas 2, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3
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Ultimate X (Ultimate X-Men site): http://www.ultimate-x.com
Friday The 13th Official site: http://www.fridaythe13thfilms.com/
NARUTO FICS:
Best Served Cold: Team 7 is escorting Tazuna when they come across a feral, animalistic child. After barely escaping, they are shocked to learn he is Uzumaki Naruto, an orphan run out of the village years ago. Naruto then begins to stalk and kill any Leaf-nin he finds, and everything culminates during the Sand-Sound Invasion, when the Kyuubi vessel launches his own bloody revenge. This will be filled with blood, gore, violence, and some sexual tones, as Naruto will be stalking Ino, whom he considers enough like him to be his mate.
Future Shock: While trying to relax, Naruto is attacked by what at first seems to be an imposter of himself. But as the fight gets worse, he realizes the clone is actually a future version of himself from three months in the future, who’s come back to kill Naruto so that he can save the girl he loves. Naturally, Naruto assumes Sakura is said girl, but the next mission he’s sent on proves him to be dead wrong… I’ll say it now: This will be Naruto-Ino, since there are so few good ones out there.
Master of Puppets: After the Yondaime’s death, Rin, who was secretly infatuated with her Jounin-sensei, cracks, building the most human puppet in the history of puppet-jutsu. It is so lifelike, it is capable of growing and learning, and even loving. When Kakashi tries to stop her madness, she manages to imbue her “son” with her life-force, creating a living puppet that looks frighteningly like the Yondaime.
Without Sin: Fearing for Naruto’s life, Jiraiya and Tsunade spirit him away to Waterfall Village, raising him as their own son and never telling him the truth. But when he goes to Konoha for the Chuunin Exam, everything slowly falls apart. I should really mention this will be Naruto-Tenten, Shikamaru-Sakura-Lee, Hinata-Kiba, and Sasuke-himself. Oh, and Naruto will be Sannin-like but not insanely overpowered or anything, since that would be too ridiculous for me to handle.
Metalheads: Naruto is the lead singer of the most metal band ever, Deathlok. His fans start riots, interrupt classes, and threaten to utterly destabilize shinobi society. With the Chuunin Exam approaching, the Sandaime must get things under control or his village will appear weak, and so he orders his chief lieutenant, Hatake Kakashi, to round up Deathlok and force them to be quiet. But when Uchiha Sasuke’s emo-band and Sabaku no Gaara’s own metal band make their presence known, things go downhill fast. I can’t think of an embarrassingly emo name for Sasuke’s band, but I might call Gaara’s band Shukaku, Desert Coffin, or Desert Funeral. This is basically the Naruto version of the Cartoon Network Adult Swim show Metalocalypse.
Divided and Conquered: Orochimaru’s Sand-Sound Invasion succeeded, and now the attackers, having killed much of the village, are deciding which Genin they want for themselves. Some, like Sakura and Sasuke, are immediately marked for Sand and Sound respectively, while others, like Naruto and Hinata, are headed elsewhere. I plan on making this just a few chapters, with a Naruto-Temari pairing in which she plays his domineering mistress, out of a kind of twisted love.
Konoha Strikes Back: Leaf Village was utterly destroyed, and Sand and Sound rejoiced at their victory and elevation in power. But two and a half years later, their allies come under attack from mysterious shinobi who claim vengeance for the Leaf. The assassins completely wreck shop on village after village, steadily working their way towards their original aggressors. This will be very heavy with action, and I plan to name each chapter after a Metallica song.
A Gift from Heaven: During Naruto’s bout against Neji, a mysterious, incredibly beautiful woman seats herself next to Sakura. As the fight wears on and finally ends, Naruto is discovered not just to be the woman’s son, but that she is the goddess of the sun, Amaterasu herself! Deciding to reclaim her wayward child after many years, Amaterasu reveals the shocking truth about Naruto and the Kyuubi, causing many of the village’s clans to rethink their views of the boy—starting with acts of high reverence and endless attempts to get him to marry their daughters! This will mostly be romantic, but will have plenty of comedy in certain parts.
Dead Alive: One day, everything in Konohagakure is perfectly normal. But the following night, the village comes under attack by a force completely unimaginable: Zombies. With the majority of the Genin becoming flesh-eaters that can’t be killed, everyone must act fast if they’re to escape the nightmare their home has become. This will be very dark and violent, and quite gory, and the zombies will be fast, like in the Dawn of the Dead remake.
Power Struggle: The Kyuubi’s master plan was simple—attack the village, find a vessel, and use said vessel to infect all available females with a pheromone disease that causes them to lust after his vessel, thereby breeding and creating a master race of kitsune. But will it work?
Tainted Love: On the day his son was born, Orochimaru decided to hand himself over completely to justice and be rehabilitated, intent on serving the village and not himself so that he may be redeemed and have a family. But when his fellow Sannin and the Yondaime Hokage force him into exile, murder his wife, and seal the Kyuubi into his son, he vows that he will see Leaf destroyed. Imagine Naruto’s surprise when, during the Chuunin Exam twelve years later, he finally discovers his father. This will be a Tayuya-Naruto-Kin pairing, and the Yondaime will be completely malevolent, like Sephiroth. Or Richard Nixon.
Battle of the Sexes: The world is populated solely by women, and the most gifted ninja are the Leaf Village kunoichi. But when a small army of “men” appear, they threaten the female-founded stability of the shinobi world, especially with their unnatural ideas of love between genders. This will be Naruto-Hinata and Sasuke-Sakura, with Ino-Sakura and other girl-girl pairings in the beginning.
Human Sacrifice: The world is at peace, thanks to the valiant efforts of its shinobi. But when an entire village is wiped out, its men, women, and children ruthlessly butchered, all evidence points to suspects unseen for millennia: Demons. Intent on starting a war between their races, Naruto, Gaara, Sasuke, and the rest of the arch-demons of Hell will stop at nothing to get what they want. The ninja villages are almost powerless against them, and the only option is bloodshed. For young Shinto priestess and Hyuuga clan heiress Hinata, however, it seems that worshipping the Devil instead of Kami is the only way she’ll find her place in the world. Can her fiancé, Inuzuka Kiba, save her before she sells her soul and accepts Naruto as her lord and master? Naruto-Hinata-Kiba pairing, with heavy violence, gore, and sexuality (the last only in certain parts of the story).
Unholy Creativity: Forced to suffer cutbacks to the village budget because of their idiot Daimyo, Leaf begins to experiment on its future Genin. Using forbidden jutsu, they turn innocent children into veritable monstrosities such as the chakra-vampire Sakura, the move-copying Sasuke, and the Yondaime’s own son, the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki Naruto.
Prey: Ninja are a forbidden people, and are ruthlessly hunted down by the world’s best samurai, collectively known as Akatsuki. When the samurai destroy Hidden Leaf, Hokage Naruto must lead his survivors to warn the other villages before launching a counteroffensive in a desperate bid to find the Legendary Sannin, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and Tsunade. In this fic, Kurenai and Kakashi will be Naruto’s birth-parents, ninja are almost entirely children instead of all ages, and Akatsuki is led by Sarutobi. I plan on putting in some great material, especially when Akatsuki invades Sand, forcing Lee and Gai to duke it out as children’s lives hang in the balance.
Two of a Kind: Ever since the failed Invasion, Gaara has been obsessing over Sakura. If she could love a killer like Sasuke, who is much like himself, then she can just as easily love Gaara. With this reasoning, he kidnaps Sakura and begins a forbidden jutsu to do the unthinkable: Place a portion of Shukaku within her body!
Reality Check: After a bloody battle against Akatsuki and Orochimaru, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are knocked unconscious by a strange jutsu and wake up to find they’re twelve-year-old Genin…of Kirigakure. They are shocked to find that not only have their fellow ninja, formerly friendly and kind, become cruel and bloodthirsty, but that they also are feared for their brutality: Naruto is leader of the Seven Swordsmen, next Mizukage, and S-rank killer; Sakura is chief medical officer, torture specialist, and experimenter of innocent victims; and Sasuke is a cold-hearted, sadistic killer who, like Naruto, gets his pick of any female in the village. Can the trio undo Orochimaru’s strange jutsu, or…were they even put under one to begin with? This will contain cursing, blood/gore/violence, some mild sexual content, and a complete about-face of characters (E.G.: Kurenai will openly abuse Hinata, slapping her each time the girl makes a mistake, and will also be as slutty as Anko sometimes).
Lightning Fox: Instead of coming from Leaf, Naruto is from Cloud. In Kumo, his father, Namikaze Minato, is a revered Jounin known as the Yellow Flash, with the reputation of an unstoppable ninja. When Cloud announces it will take part in the Chuunin Exam at Leaf, Naruto finds himself under scrutiny not just from Hatake Kakashi, who received the beating of his life from Minato, but also from Kakashi’s student Hinata, who feels a deep love for Naruto despite the fact that he’s from the village that tried to kidnap her! Of course, this only enrages Uchiha Sasuke, who refuses to let the girl of his dreams be with a boy who’s both an enemy and the son of a murderer. This will be Naruto-Yugito-Hinata-Sasuke quadrangle.
Heart of Stone: What if, after stealing the scroll, Naruto had tried to run away? Cornered by Iruka, the astonishing truth is revealed: Naruto was planted in Konoha at birth by Iwagakure (Stone/Rock Village) to steal the Leaf’s Kinjutsu Scroll! Despite Iruka’s desperate pleas for Naruto to do the right thing, the boy sides with his home-village and takes off, bringing Leaf’s secrets with him and potentially sealing the village’s fate! I don’t plan on this being very long, probably about five chapters, but not ten.
The Bachelor: Upon returning to Konoha, Naruto is immediately locked up by Tsunade and Shizune, who explain the most ridiculous thing: That Naruto is now the most sought-after male in village history! Every person in Leaf is convinced that Naruto is the new Toad Sage, Yondaime’s son, and they don’t care if he harbors the Kyuubi—in fact, they want the demon fox! With every girl (and a few boys) demanding his hand in marriage so that their clans can prosper with fame and power, Naruto just might wish he’d go back to being ignored and abused by everyone and loved only by Hinata. This will be a romantic comedy, and almost definitely a Naruto-Harem pairing.
Days of Old: Sarutobi is leading his Genin team (Orochimaru, Jiraiya, and Tsunade) on a patrol mission when they come across a startling sight: A ruined battleground where the only survivor is a young, orange-clad shinobi who claims to be Uzumaki Naruto, Toad Sage! At first, he’s welcomed as an ally of Leaf, but things start to go haywire when Akatsuki shows up, threatening to reveal Naruto’s secret: That he’s from the future! Add in Tsunade’s growing love of the ramen-crazed Jinchuuriki, and disaster is imminent! I might have Sakura show up, but the pairing will be strictly Naruto-Tsunade.
Expatriated: When Naruto is banished from Leaf for failing to return Sasuke, the most unexpected thing happens: Everyone else leaves with him! Led by Tsunade, many of the Leaf shinobi, and a good chunk of villagers, decide to give the village the biggest what-for ever by uprooting and founding a new village. Populated by entire clans, such as the Hyuuga, Inuzuka, and more, things just might work out. I have NO IDEA what pairing(s) this will be.
Sands of Madness: Naruto goes to sleep one night after the greatest time with his wife…and wakes up as a six-year-old Gaara. Realizing that he might screw with history more than he might be able to repair it, Naruto cannot stand by and forcefully changes things, sparing Yashamaru, rebuking the Yondaime Kazekage, and…falling in love with his own sister? Unable to stop himself from committing what might be incest, Naruto falls in love with Temari all over again. However, things gradually spiral out of his control once the Chuunin Exam is announced at Leaf, and Orochimaru approaches Sand with an offer they once, in another time, foolishly accepted! But even with Shukaku so terrified of him that the demon will do anything it’s told, Naruto can barely come up with a plan good enough to stop his old home from being invaded. This will be Naruto-Temari despite Naruto being in Gaara’s body.
Holier Than Thou: Hanabi is convinced that Hinata is too weak to remain heiress despite her recent progress, and persuades Hiashi to allow her to become heiress to the Hyuuga clan. However, Hiashi places one stipulation unto his daughter: She can only become heiress if she can prove herself to the clan’s elders. Knowing she’s skilled enough to already best her sister in combat, Hanabi sees only one challenge remains: love. Seeing Hinata as too weak to merit the feelings of the village’s strongest ninja and next Hokage, Uzumaki Naruto, Hanabi schemes to seduce the boy into a binding marriage contract. But will she succeed, or will Hinata help Naruto see through her sister’s ambitions? This will be a Hinata-Naruto-Hanabi triangle.
Brothers in Betrayal: During the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto is given a horrifying revelation: There are dozens of traitorous ninja within Leaf, and Sakura is one of them! When she spares his life from a squad of enemy nin, she asks him to take her hand and come with her. But can Naruto, who’s always wanted to be Hokage and protect those precious to him, accept her offer of life in a different village, even after Sakura confesses her deepest love for him and her disgust of Uchiha Sasuke, whom she’s always loathed? Can he betray his only home and find the strength to make a new one? This will be a short fic, only a few chapters.
Prodigy: While Naruto is away on a mission, Tsunade and the others accidentally discover his diary. What they read astounds them: Naruto is a genius on par with Neji and Shikamaru! But his brilliance, they soon learn, comes with a terrible price. If Naruto stops learning and mastering new jutsus, he starts to lose his mind, consumed by boredom and stagnation. Is there any cure for the smiling blond’s curse? This will probably be a Naruto-Shizune pairing.
Puppeteer: Sasori can’t stop thinking about Sakura. Her grace, her beauty, her intellect—everything about her is perfect. So naturally, he kidnaps her to be his living puppet, and begins the brainwashing process.
Sakura Loves Naruto: Sakura feels that it is finally time to tell Naruto the truth: That she loves him as he’s always wanted her to. Of course, there’s just one problem: Sakura is actually a boy. Can Naruto accept his crush’s true self and find love and happiness? Male!Sakura-Naruto.
Shinobi Only: Due to a long-standing law, girls are forbidden from being ninja. Of course, that doesn’t stop them from doing it in secret. But will it cost them their lives?
Kunoichi Only: In Leaf Village, it is forbidden for boys to be ninja. However, a secret order of pro-shinobi people might just change that.
Yamanaka Ino: Super Pervert: Kakashi’s mask? Missing! Kurenai’s kimono? Kidnapped! Sakura’s sexy underwear? Stolen! All the work of…Yamanaka Ino, super pervert! But now every ninja in the village is after her for stealing Backdoor Ninja 9, which makes Chaste Chuunin 3 look like Kinky Kunoichi 2. Can she evade them long enough to watch the most hardcore ninja porn on the planet? This won’t be explicitly perverted, but more like a comedy.
His Sensei’s Student: While on a mission with his team and their sensei Kurenai, Naruto is attacked by the infamous missing-nin Hatake Kakashi. The rogue ninja demands that Kurenai hand over her students to him and the rest of Akatsuki, who wish to use them and a number of other Genin for an unspeakable purpose.
Sakura of the Desert: When Gaara and the Sand Sibs arrive in Leaf, Sakura doesn’t think anything much of it…until they hand her a birth certificate, revealing her father as their own, the Yondaime Kazekage! Now Sakura is torn between her friends and her family, between staying in Leaf and moving to Sand. What’s a poor girl to do?
Sakura of the Sound: One night, Sakura is kidnapped from the Leaf Village and wakes up in Sound. Orochimaru says it’s because he wants her to join him as his chief medical officer and to help make Sound into a real village like Leaf. What Orochimaru doesn’t know is that Kabuto wants to offer Sakura a deal: He’ll help her overthrow Orochimaru, but only if she agrees to become the next Otokage of Sound Village. Which is the lesser of two evils?
Nightmares: Sasuke dreams his resurrected clan is made of birth-defected children. Sakura dreams her marriage to Sasuke is actually to his Orochimaru-possessed body. Kakashi dreams he kills his own Genin. Shikamaru dreams that every move he makes kills a friend. Tsunade dreams she can’t save any of the gang from wounds she herself gave them. Shizune dreams Sakura outdoes her so badly Tsunade chops her hands off. Hinata dreams Naruto is driven mad by her eyes and murders her. There’s a chapter for just about everybody, minus a few characters. This will be incredibly dark.
Untitled: In the middle of the night, Naruto and many kunoichi are kidnapped from their homes, waking up in Kitsunegakure, Fox Village. Why do the kidnappers insist Naruto's destiny is to be the Shodai Kitsunekage? Possible Naruto-Harem.
Harry Potter x-over: When Orochimaru makes a deal with Lord Voldemort, Team 7 (and company) travel to Hogwarts to learn the truth, spying on the wizards and witches. But things turn ugly when Orochimaru makes a sudden move, forcing the ninja to bring the Golden Trio with them to the Shinobi Continent.
Of Wolf and Man: Hatake Kakashi has admitted his feelings to Inuzuka Rin, who gladly accepts his marriage proposal. But slowly, Kakashi sees the violent, bloody nature of the Inuzuka clan, especially when Rin invites him to a family gathering where her clan rips cattle apart with their hands and teeth and engages in a blood orgy. Can Kakashi save himself from the woman he loves? I'm thinking of doing a version of this with Naruto and Hana, but I'm not sure.
My Father, the Hero: After returning to Leaf Village, Naruto slowly begins to find out the truth about his parents, especially his father. Meanwhile, Orochimaru is getting closer to finding and reclaiming his long-lost son. The pairing will most likely be Naruto-Sakura.
The Legendary Sannin: For generations, the Densetsu no Sannin (Legendary Three Ninja) have been sought after by the Hidden Villages for their awesome power. Now, the three Sages are hunted by the Five Nations, who wish to increase their villages' powers and prestige by obtaining a Sannin's loyalty. It's a race to capture Haruno Sakura, Slug Sage; Uchiha Sasuke, Snake Sage; and Namikaze Naruto, Toad Sage and most prized of the trio! Who will gain which Sannin, and will the arms race set off a new ninja war?
Reverse Time Skip: Using a special training genjutsu, Naruto and the others relive their hardest battles, using the knowledge and strength gained from the Time Skip period. But will relearned lessons be enough to save the future?
Sweet Child of Mine: What if Naruto wasn't the Yondaime's son, but rather...the Akatsuki Leader's? Tired of Itachi and Kisame's failures, Pein orders the Akatsuki to bring his son to him and his wife at any cost. But will Naruto accept the truth about his family?
Tournament of the Gods: In order to foster good relations between the villages, Tsunade announces a grand tournament, pitting the world's finest shinobi against each other. Things start off exciting enough, but get to a whole new level of ninja-awesomeness when the crowds begin demanding fights between the more legendary shinobi, such as Tsunade, Sakura, Naruto, and Gaara. This will be Naruto-Harem.
Untitled: What if Leaf Village supported slavery? Due to family financial troubles, Haruno Sakura is sold into slavery. But her new owner, Tsunade, decides to train her as a medic-nin to specifically serve Uzumaki Naruto, who is in the middle of a vicious legal battle between clans to decide where he belongs. Can Sakura stop herself from falling in love with her charge, and will she ever earn her freedom? This is not typical slavery (chattel) but rather the other one (limbery)--I hope I spelled those right.
Lost Pup: When Kiba invites Naruto over to dinner (with the secret plan to hook the blond up with his boyfriend-less sister), Inuzuka Tsume notices something strangely familiar about him. When she investigates, however, she finds out the startling truth--that's he's her long-lost son, who was presumed killed in the Kyuubi attack! Can Naruto adapt to suddenly having a large, loving family like the Inuzuka, or will he reject the truth in favor of clinging to his childhood beliefs of his own "Uzumaki" clan?
It Takes A Village: For young Naruto, nothing stays the same. One day, he's with his family, the Hyuuga; the next, he's with the Uchiha; and after that the Inuzuka and then the Yamanaka. What he doesn't realize is that the Leaf clans are constantly stealing him from each other, mind-wiping the boy to make him believe he's theirs and not from any other clan. Can Naruto ever find peace, or will he always be targeted by his "families"? This will be a little dark at points, and will likely be Naruto-Harem.
Ino's Story: What if the Kyuubi had been sealed into Yamanaka Ino? With the whole village shunning her and her family for a reason she doesn't know, she struggles to make friends and advance herself as a kunoichi. Will the boundless antics of one Uzumaki Naruto help her?
Eye of the Beholder: What if Naruto had been adopted by the Hyuuga clan after the Kyuubi attack? Raised in the most revered of Leaf clans, Naruto feels alone in the world without an active Byakugan, even with all the love his parents give him. But with the Chuunin Exam coming up, can the secret be held from him any longer?
Untitled: in the middle of the Sand-Leaf War, Godaime Hokage Tsunade sends her apprentice, Haruno Sakura, to infiltrate Sand as their newest medical officer, with orders to stop the war from claiming any more lives. But things don't go as planned: Sakura's skills earn her the interest of Godaime Kazekage Gaara. Which will Sakura choose: The village she calls home or the man she calls love?
Of Like Minds: Upon returning to Leaf, Naruto is asked to have a blood test, and the results are shocking--he's really a Yamanaka, with Inoichi his father and the Yondaime's twin sister as his mother. Strangest of all is his relationship with his own twin sister, Ino--is she secretly in love with him? When Sakura finds out, things go from bad to worse, naturally. I'm planning on this being a Sakura-Naruto-Ino triangle, with the girls playing a tug-of-war on the poor boy.
Rough Love: Everyone knows Naruto and Sakura are dating. What they don't know is that Sakura is a controlling, abusive figure who pushes Naruto around and beats him when he messes up. When Kakashi finds out, he spreads the word, and the other Leaf ninja decide to teach Sakura to value her friends rather than hurt them. Sakura won't actually be "evil" and this won't be a Sakura-bashing fic; you'll have to find out the surprise secret by reading.
300: For generations, the shinobi have lived as a warrior-cult army, battling each other for land and power and honor. But now, they are challenged by the insidious designs of Akatsuki, a group of nukenin who demand the allegiance of the shinobi nations under a united banner. What Akatsuki wants is surrender and submission, a kind slavery for a proud people. But shinobi are raised to hold that death in service to their Hidden Village is the greatest glory and honor they could dream of, that dieing on your feet is better than living on your knees. Can the various villages put aside their differences long enough to combat the immeasurable threat of Akatsuki, or are they doomed to servitude for the dark order? Yes, this is a blatant homage to Frank Miller's graphic novel/movie 300, which I had the fortune of seeing...eight times...in the same week. It will deviate from that story in certain areas, though, so don't expect a perfect recreation; I need to maintain Naruto and his friends. Expect a healthy amount of sex, swearing, and a lot of insane violence.
Last Man on Earth: After a month in the hospital, Naruto awakens to shocking news--that he's possibly the last male on the face of the planet! When word gets out, every village--and woman--is after him for his precious seed. Now Naruto has to survive against armies of lust-crazed women, some of whom want him for very special reasons!
Naruto: What If? chapter ideas (I'm going to do this anyway, since it'll take me forever to write these all; e-mail me if you have any you want to add!):
What if Akatsuki was formed to defeat Orochimaru?
What if the Genin (Rookie Nine and Team Gai) all had various illnesses, such as Ino’s blindness, Sakura’s muteness, Hinata’s glass bones, and more?
What if Tsunade was evil instead of Orochimaru?
What if the Leaf Village used painted masks to depict their identities? If you read the Star Trek: TNG novel MASKS, you'll understand the idea here.
What if the Akimichi clan had been cooks instead of ninja?
What if Sakura was Orochimaru’s daughter?
What if Sakura was the Shukaku container?
What if Naruto had an absolute defense?
What if the Leaf ninja were major cowards?
What if Ino beat Sakura in the Preliminaries?
What if Naruto unleashed the Kyuubi on Neji during the Finals?
What if Naruto had never met Jiraiya?
What if Sakura was on Team 10?
What if Naruto was adopted by the Inuzuka clan?
What if the Jounin-sensei were switched around? There will likely be two versions of this.
What if Naruto was like Gai and Lee? COMPLETED
What if the Yondaime led Akatsuki?
What if Naruto didn’t leave for Jiraiya’s training, but rather stayed in Leaf?
What if Sakura was Kakashi’s daughter?
What if Naruto had used the Forbidden Scroll to take revenge?
What if Naruto read Make-Out Paradise instead of Kakashi?
What if Tsunade and Jiraiya had joined Orochimaru?
What if there was a different, much more humane reason for the Invasion?
What if Naruto learned slug arts instead of toad arts?
What if the Sannin were more like separate clans than a team? (For an idea of what I mean, check out the fic Same Old Thing).
What if Kabuto built a robot Orochimaru, which kept malfunctioning?
What if Team 7 had failed the Wave mission?
What if Lee had X-ray vision?
What if Sound was an ally village instead of an enemy?
What if Naruto was the Kyuubi’s son instead of its container?
What if Itachi and Kisame had captured Naruto the first time?
What if there was a traitor on Team Yondaime during the Grass Bridge Mission?
What if Kiba’s mom fell in love with Naruto?
What if the gang was adopted into other clans (basically switched around)? (Most but not all of the gang would be switched around, since some are perfect where they are.)
What if Kakashi had an Inner persona like Sakura did?
What if Shino had a serious attitude problem?
What if Team Gai and the Sannin switched places?
What if Orochimaru had bitten Naruto instead of Sasuke in the Forest of Death?
What if the Genin could not be killed?
What if, to save Naruto's chance at being Hokage, Sakura had rejected the Chuunin written test's tenth question and Team Seven failed?
What if the ninja really were hidden, kidnapping and indoctrinating others into their world?
What if Naruto hadn't attacked Kakashi during the bell test?
What if Tsunade knew who Naruto's parents were? There will likely be two versions of this: One involving her and Jiraiya, and a second involving her and Orochimaru.
What if Kakashi had gotten someone other than Ebisu to train Naruto for the Chuunin Finals?
What if Hinata asked Kurenai for help in speaking to Naruto?
What if Team Seven failed the bell test?
What if Hinata had fought Sakura during the Chuunin Exam Preliminaries?
What if Naruto had the Byakugan and Sakura had the Sharingan, leaving Sasuke with nothing?
What if Naruto was really the Yondaime's daughter, and word got out?
What if Sasuke had declared Naruto a rival earlier, abusing him in the academy and forcing Sarutobi to place Naruto on a different team? This will likely have two versions, with Naruto on Team Eight and Team Ten.
What if Jiraiya had tried to prevent Naruto from returning to Konoha?
What if Naruto had tried a different tactic on Kakashi during the Time Skip bell test?
What if Tsunade had a different vice?
What if Rin adopted Naruto?
What if Kakashi was a woman? This will involve a pretty zany love pairing, since multiple characters will fall for Kakashi.
What if Jiraiya had become Hokage?
What if Sakura crushed on Naruto instead of him crushing on her?
What if Naruto had thought Itachi and Kisame were the pizza delivery guys?
What if Itachi had killed Sasuke?
What if Sasuke had killed the Uchiha instead of Itachi?
What if Orochimaru had stayed in Akatsuki?
What if Kakashi acted like Gai, and Gai like Kakashi?
What if Genin imitated their Jounin-sensei? For an example of this, check the cover page of Chapter 13 of the manga, where Team 7 wears slanted headbands like Kakashi.
What if Neji was Main Branch and Hinata was Cadet Branch?
What if Jiraiya had returned to Leaf without Naruto because Naruto had found his clan? This will be dark and graphic, with violence and sex.
What if Naruto hadn't graduated the Academy?
What if Naruto became pregnant? This will feature mentions of male homosexual acts.
What if Naruto had been killed at the Valley of the End?
What if Akamaru became the size of a house overnight?
What if Lee had meant Tenten was the strongest Genin?
What if Gai had chosen someone else as his rival? This will likely have two versions, one with Kurenai and one with Asuma.
What if Akatsuki was gathering the Jinchuuriki for a different purpose?
What if ANBU had their own TV show, like COPS?
What if Naruto was the village boogeyman instead of a citizen? This will be similar to the movie Primeval, based on the true story of Gustav the croc.
What if Naruto didn't want to be a ninja?
What if Naruto went rogue?
What if Naruto found out who his father was? This will not be the Fourth Hokage.
What if Akatsuki sent another pair to capture Naruto?
What if Kakashi had stayed in ANBU?
What if the Leaf villagers and ninja were religious fanatics?
What if another clan had suffered a massacre instead of the Uchiha?
What if Sakura really had super strength?
What if Shino was on Team Seven, and Naruto on Team Eight?
What if Hinata was on Team Seven, and Sasuke was on Team Eight?
What if Orochimaru had become Hokage?
What if Jiraiya had decided to train Sasuke instead?
What if Naruto had run away to Sand as a child?
What if the Uchiha didn't want Sasuke?
What if Sasuke wanted to make Naruto understand how he felt about losing everything by killing someone?
What if Naruto had been raised in Akatsuki? I'll try to keep this as no-nonsense as possible, with the Akatsuki acting in-character and Naruto not attending the Chuunin Exam, as that would be quite absurd; on that note, this will take place Post-Time Skip.
What if Naruto had parents growing up?
What if Orochimaru hadn't betrayed Sand?
What if Sand wanted to make reparations to Leaf after the Invasion?
What if Naruto had a childlike personality?
What if Orochimaru resurrected the Yondaime Hokage?
What if Naruto was kidnapped by the other Jinchuuriki?
What if Anko had stayed with Orochimaru?
What if the Yondaime's secret diary was found?
What if the Third Ninja War never ended?
What if Ino never befriended Sakura?
What if Naruto had run away to Stone as a child?
What if Orochimaru never left Leaf?
What if Kabuto and Shizune switched places? This would be from the beginning.
What if ninja were a subculture instead of a majority culture?
What if Naruto refused to fight Sasuke on the hospital roof?
What if no children had been born the year before and the year of the Kyuubi attack?
What if Orochimaru had died instead of the Sandaime Hokage?
What if Tsunade had healed Orochimaru's arms?
What if Naruto hadn't let go of his hate?
What if the Sound 4 delivered Sasuke on time?
What if Jiraiya brought the Rain orphans (Konan, Nagato, Yahiko) to Leaf?
What if Namikaze Minato (Yondaime) had founded Otogakure (Sound Village)?
What if Leaf's enemies had sensed their weakness after the Sand-Sound Invasion and had attacked?
What if Kakashi was half-Uchiha?
What if Naruto had found Iron Man's armor inside the Forbidden Scroll? Yes, I'm an Iron Man fan.
What if curse seals were a popular trend in Konoha? I will be sticking with the ones featured in the series, so don't expect original mutations.
What if Kakashi and Jiraiya had argued in front of Team 7 on the hospital rooftop?
What if Naruto was hailed as a hero, as Yondaime had wished?
What if everything Jiraiya touched turned to Skittles?
What if Naruto had the Rinnegan?
What if whoever defeated an Akatsuki had to take their place?
What if Sakura was a ninja-puppet Naruto built?
What if Hiraishin (Flying Thunder God) was a bloodline?
What if Naruto's whiskers were clan markings?
What if Naruto had Deidara's bloodline?
What if Naruto became the main star of the Icha Icha Paradise movie?
What if Jiraiya asked Naruto to continue Icha Icha?
What if Sakura found out the Sannin couldn't die?
What if Orochimaru had taken over Itachi's body?
What if Kushina had lived?
What if Naruto's parents were from outside the ninja lands?
What if Leaf had the highest nukenin rate of any country? This might become a fic of its own.
What if Sasuke hadn't returned to the Uchiha compound the night of the massacre?
What if Tenten had a bloodline?
What if Naruto was the last man on Earth? This will be a sexual comedy, not a porno.
What if Orochimaru was a woman?
What if Naruto found infinite ammo guns inside the Forbidden Scroll? I just think the idea of Naruto firing off assloads of bullets from guns to be highly amusing.
What if Uchiha Madara had become Shodai Hokage (First Hokage)?
What if Konoha was divided between the Senju and the Uchiha?
What if Konoha was a nomadic tribe instead of a standing village?
What if Naruto took the same day off as the kunoichi did? This will be another sexual/romantic comedy.
What if the Uchiha had taken over the Leaf?
What if Naruto had killed Sasuke at the Valley of the End?
What if Namikaze Minato had become Kazekage?
What if Uchiha Itachi went back in time to before the founding of Konoha?
KINGDOM HEARTS FICS:
Kingdom Hearts: Destroyer: Kairi was living an idyllic life on Destiny Islands, spending each day with her boyfriend Riku and relaxing whenever the mood struck her. Without warning, an unknown force utterly wipes out the Islands, flinging Kairi and Riku worlds apart. Now, her only hope lay in embracing her destiny as wielder of the Keyblade. But even with such strength, she stands little chance against Sora, a wanderer whose awesome might is so extreme that he presses entire worlds into oblivion. Can Kairi overcome the most powerful being in all creation? Kairi-Riku pairing with a surprise ending you won’t see coming.
Dark Heart: What if Sora was the son of the Heartless leader, Ansem? This will be a crossover involving characters and elements from various series, such as Metal Gear Solid, Mercenaries, Doom 3, and others.
Daylight: After an encounter with a mysterious man calling himself Count Dracula, Sora finds he's thirsty, so very thirsty...
Rotten: Sora's constant exposure to darkness has taken its toll--he's consumed by his own inner evil, turning against those he knows and loves. Can the others stop him without killing him?
Dragon Rider: Sora receives word to head to the Land of Dragons, where the Emperor has startling news--in accordance to traditions and expectations, the land's greatest hero, Fa Mulan, must marry someone of equal heroism, namely Sora.
Untitled: What if there had been a second Sora instead of Roxas? How would the real Sora react to Twilight Town, especially Olette's feelings for him?
Metamorphosis: During a stay in Halloween Town, Sora and the others discover that their transformations are more than superficial...or temporary. This will be fairly dark.
A Pirate's Life for Me: When Jack Sparrow finds Sora washed up with no memory, he does the only thing he should do--raise him like a piratin' son! But when the others show up, will Sora be able to abandon the life he's come to love so very much?
SPIDER-MAN MOVIE FICS:
Celebrity: Mary Jane Watson is a very lucky young woman--she's a hit Broadway starlette who's just landed the female lead in an upcoming blockbuster movie. The only problem is a twisted stalker who won't stop coming after her. A stalker named...Peter Parker.
SKY HIGH FICS:
Role Reversal: What if Will and the others had cracked under the immense pressure around them? Instead of becoming underdog heroes, the Sidekicks turn to the darker side of themselves, becoming the latest crop of villains. Can their parents save them from a horrible mistake, or are the kids doing the right thing?
Crossover: There are worlds out there, beyond even the stars. When a mysterious group of superhumans arrives in Maxville, things turn from strange to ugly as the newcomers begin hunting the local heroes.
BATMAN BEGINS FICS:
Living Nightmare: What if Batman really was a demon? Can Gotham survive a supernatural predator roaming its darkened streets?
KING KONG FICS:
Necropolis: What if the island was inhabited by zombified versions of the animals?
RESIDENT EVIL FICS:
She Closed Her Eyes: What if Jill had been the traitor at the Spencer Estate?
From the Other Side: What if zombies were the normal people, and humans were the monsters?
Gates of Hell: Instead of finding a conspiracy and mutant military projects, the STARS find ancient demonic artifacts and nightmarish Hellspawn. Can the squad close the portal to Hell before too much evil escapes?
Fairy Tale: Rebecca Coen has horrific, mind-scarring nightmares all too often. Deciding to put them down as literary works, she begins reaping the rewards of being a successful author. However, things turn dark when she starts failing to differentiate between fantasy and reality. In this, Rebecca is married to Billy Coen from RE: 0, and is Claire Redfield's twin sister.
Ye of Little Faith: Umbrella is the world's foremost religion, an empire spanning the entire globe. For Rebecca Chambers, it is her duty to avoid any contact with heretics (called Virals). But what if she falls in love with one?
Holier Than Thou: What if women were seen as superior to men? Could the world survive a matriarchal society?
Untitled: What if Rebecca found more than just a virus during her adventure in Zero? What if she found...her father?
STAR WARS FICS:
Padawan Privates: Obi-Wan Kenobi is given a final assignment before his Trials--protect adult holovid star Padme Naberrie. But can he do his job when she won't stop flirting with him?
Skywalker Gungan Massacre: Deciding that the Gungans are a threat to all life in the known galaxy, Padme asks Anakin to do the impossible--kill them all! This will be an action-comedy fic, with ridiculously over-the-top violence.
Subservient: What if the Jedi served the dark side of the Force? This will be short, and will focus mainly on the alternative lifestyle of the Jedi rather than any adventurous plot.
Restricted: What if Jedi were allowed to marry? I have no idea what else to say here, so just go wild with the possibilities.
In Vein: A new breed of life-form has been discovered, but it isn't the friendly kind--Vampires.
Warlords: The galaxy is divided up among three factions, each vying to total domination--the Empire, led by Palpatine and enforced by Darth Vader, alias Anakin Skywalker; the Confederacy, led by Count Dooku and enforced by General Grievous; and the Republic, led by Chancellor Valorum and enforced by the Jedi Knights. When words spreads that the Empire has a secret weapon unlike any seen before, the Jedi bravely spearhead an assault on the Empire's most fortified base in the hopes of learning its secrets. But what they discover will shock them.
Endless Waltz: Instead of truly dieing, Darth Vader eternally roams the universes, traveling from dimension to dimension and slaying any and all traitorous Jedi in a neverending quest for penance. But can he keep doing it when he's crashing to peices internally?
The Elite: Instead of religious warriors, the Jedi are super-soldiers, the cream of the Republic's crop. I can't decide if I want to make this have a conspiracy against the Jedi or not.
Cult of Personality: Four thousand years ago, the Republic signed a deal with the mysterious order called the Jedi Knights. Now, the Jedi have returned, and are requesting that the bargain be upheld--land for their massive temple and status in the Republic's territories for as long as they stay. But a sinister conspiracy, helmed by the enigmatic Darth Vader and carried out by the spineless Palpatine, could be their ultimate demise.
Tribes: What if the Jedi were separated into tribes by lightsaber style? This will be more of a drabble than anything.
Their Plague: What if the dark side was an actual disease, one that only the Jedi could catch? A short-fic most likely, with lots of medical talk, ethical-philosophical-moral debate, angst, and some romance.
The Jedi Threat/Menace: What if the Jedi were a terrorist organization instead of galactic protectors? Can the Republic put a stop to their ruthless ambitions before war breaks out across the stars? If you checked out the Order 66 article in the May/June 2006 issue of Star Wars Insider (Issue 87), you'll know something of what I mean.
Hero: Killed by Anakin on Mustafar, Obi-Wan wakes up as a a Jedi trainee in the Temple, a mere boy again. With a second chance, he tries to fix as much as he can, starting with those around him. But can he accomplish his desperate, secret mission when the other Jedi become suspicious of his bizarre behavior?
Thin Line: What if Padme had a secret split personality, one called...Darth Vader? Can Anakin fight his love when he is ordered to hunt down the Sith and destroy them? For an idea of what I mean, check out the fic Misread Prophecy.
BATMAN COMIC FICS:
The Spider and the Bat: When the notorious criminal called the Kingpin moves into Gotham, Batman needs to focus his efforts into removing this new threat. His job becomes much harder to do, though, with a wise-cracking teenager named Spider-Man pestering him. This is an Ultimate Spider-Man crossover.
The Greatest Mystery: The FBI is desperate to get info on the elusive, enigmatic Batman. Their newest idea is to send a single field agent to observe and note the Batman's actions, speculating theories until backed up by concrete evidence. If they can do this, then they can answer whether or not the Batman's partners, Batgirl and the Boy Wonder, are runaway children or kidnapped victims. For an idea of what I mean, read the novelization of Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu. It's really very good.
SHERLOCK HOLMES FICS:
Paranoid: Holmes is presented with an impossible case--civilians, all attacked by a mysterious boy with a bent cricket bat. The only problem is that several of the victims were attacked at opposite ends of the city, within minutes of each other. Can the world's greatest detective solve a nigh-supernatural crime? To understand this fic, you should watch the anime series Paranoia Agent--it's very dark and psychological, so be warned that kids shouldn't view it.
DC COMICS FICS:
Role Playing Game: What if metahumans were more like a secret society of D&D fans? This will most likely be a drabble-fic, short and explorative, without an adventure plot.
And Justice For All: What if the heroes and villains were reversed?
X-MEN MOVIE FICS:
Untouchable: Just how far will Rogue go to keep Logan to herself? When students starts suffering nasty accidents that nearly kill them, the staff has to find out who the culprit is before someone loses their life.
LAW & ORDER: SVU FICS:
Bible Black: Angels and demons are real, and they're after Elliot, who's the son of a retired angel. If the demons, led by Olivia and Huang, get their hands on him, they could do unspeakable things with his power.
Chicago Typewriters: A short-fic about the SVU gang as 1920s-era gangsters. I just really like the idea.
Deadeye: What if Olivia was a master assassin called the Spider? The SVU gang has to find and stop her from assassinating her next target, while at the same time repairing the damage to the fifteen-year-old Olivia's molested. The only problem--the girl believes she's in love with Olivia, hindering the detectives.
Godsend: Olivia loves her husband, Elliot, but something's not quite right. When she's warned that he's nothing like he seems, that he is in fact the literal Devil on Earth, she may have more than she can handle.
TENCHI MUYO FICS:
Heaven and Hell: Tenchi Masaki is an average high school student...who has soul-shaking nightmares in which a dark angel of a woman claims its his destiny to be her consort in Hell. Could these nightmares possibly be true?
The Family Man: One day, Tenchi wakes up, and the world is different--he's a successful man, married to Kiyone and the father of adorable Sasami. In fact, the only problems he has are his ninja-master neighbor Ryoko (who won't stop lusting for him) and, of course, how to get back home.
No Need For Fantasies: Final Fantasy VII, Tenchi-style.
House of Shadows: Kumashiro Sakuya has just rented a room at the lakeside Masaki house. Too bad no one told her about the monsters, including the werewolf Kiyone, the ghost-child Sasami, and the demon Ryoko. Can she survive the night?
HARRY POTTER FICS:
Camp Crystal Lake: When Hermione wins an all-paid vacation to the scenic Camp Crystal Lake, she invites Ron and Harry to share the fun. But things take a terrifying turn when they're attacked by an unstoppable maniac with a hockey mask and a machete, a killer called Jason Voorhees.
Into the Shadows: A very dark, horror-style look at Harry's arrival at Hogwarts. Admit it, you want this.
Enter Chuck Norris: Dumbledore announces the next Dark Arts teacher, a seemingly normal man called Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, he's not quite normal. Or human. Or friendly.
Noble: What if Hermione was a Slytherin?
Fahrenheit 3/4: What if Michael Moore made a film about Hogwarts? Would the Golden Trio be able to escape his documentary, or must they challenge his power?
The Only Thing Worse: Hogwarts discovers what, according to the genius of Ron Weasley, is the only thing worse than dragons or Dark wizards--Americans. With the school playing temporary host to some overseas guests, things go from normal to downright insane very quickly.
The Angel Fantasy: Things were already strange with the appearance of lovely Professor Yuna and the Dark Arts professor, the sinister Lulu. But will the newcomers help or hinder the heroes when word gets out that Voldemort plans to unleash an evil known as "Sin" upon the world? This will be a Final Fantasy X crossover.
Hermione Granger, Sleuth: Hermione, like all students, has heard the stories--a young boy with a lightning bolt scar secretly helping solve terrible events at Hogwarts. But when she decides to investigate his identity, she finds more than she had ever imagined.
Eaten Alive: For a while, the lake's giant squid was acting strange, and then it suddenly vanished. Imagine the school's surprise when it was discovered that there was a man-eating great white shark in the water. This will be a Jaws crossover.
DEAD OR ALIVE FICS:
Indoctrinated: What if the Mugen Tenshin clan kidnapped potential members? Can Hitomi ever escape her new ninja "life," or is she forever trapped?
Chance of a Lifetime: Ayane, after years of patience, finally has the chance to kill Kasumi. But can she, when her sister has settled down and had a family with Ryu, and has a son named Joe and a daughter named Ayane?
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