I am co-writing a fic with A . Pseudonimo, called Queen of Thieves. It's based on Robin Hood. Go check it out! It's on her profile...

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Right, now that I've actually got round to tidying this page up...

Cabenson, Caskett, Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs. Dramione, Drinny. :D

I'm Lex. Your average fangirl. With extra smarties.

If you value your life, please do not feed me Jaffa cakes and remain within five metres - make that five centimetres - of me.

These aren't mine, but they are some of the most amazing videos I've found. Watch them, and weep with feels.
http :// www (dot) youtube (dot) com/ user /makasgard1? feature= watch

I primarily write for Castle.

Some of the fics down there were written several years ago by an immature writer named Me. I'm shocked at my writing from then, but have left them up because people continue to review/follow/favourite them, so if you enjoy them, who am I to take them away? (They also show me how far I've come...)

I'm open to prompts! Please, please, please give me some. I end up writing really weird things on the back of exam papers...please give me something to occupy my odd little mind!

I'm 15.

I love talking to you. PM me if you feel like a random conversation to brighten up your day.

I live in the UK.

Yeah.

Have a good day...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
XYou love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
XAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
XYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
XGory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
XYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
XYou used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and don't care what people think.
XSports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
X You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
XYou smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
Xou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

total 4 XD

WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? holidays...please...holidays...

THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? RS exam...does that count?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? um?

WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? haven't the foggiest

WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? in a library XD

COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE - black, decaf

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? no?

WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? small trinkets from my little sister

DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes

DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? he died :'(

WHAT KIND IS IT? a tabby

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Face to face.

TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 37

WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? I text more than I phone, but probably my grandad

HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I don't live in the USA, so I guess...

DO YOU SWEAR? I try not to...

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my smile

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? sailing course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? don't have any CDs

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? cadets

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? beyblades

HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? just under 100

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? needs to be able to make me smile (not that hard, but) kind, doesn't care what I look like etc.

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Alex, guitar, You, thingy, Katrina, cat, Terry

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? a couple of days ago

WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? dunno, probably 60-70mph

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? the cat purring in my ear

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my dad to tell him that yes, I was up, and no, I did not want salami for lunch

THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? smile :)

FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? stop crying your heart out by Oasis

FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini - it's me!!!!!!!!!!

KISSES OR HUGS? hugs

RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? books for my friend's birthday

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Insurgent!

DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: rekindled

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? - knee, fell up the stairs (again XD)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?- exam timetable and revision list mkIV

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?- no, no, sometimes

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?- catchy, classic tunes, FLANDERS & SWANN

7. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS?- my grandma

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?- letters from my best friend

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?- 5ft 2in ish, although I am attempting to convince my body to grow...

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?- no

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?- no

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?- boring, just cheese and tomato

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?- cheese puffs

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?- yes, I even have the syndrome to prove it!

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?- dunno..?

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?- Probably

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?- face to face

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 37

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?- Brunettes

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?- yes

37. FIRST JOB?- does babysitting count?

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?- yeah

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?- walking back from the park

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? - yes

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?- not yet

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?- either none, or 4

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?- no

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?- no

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?- some appely kind of thing

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?- yes

52. ANY BAD HABITS?- if whistling and singing songs that nobody really likes (eg the Scottish national anthem) is an annoying habit, then yes

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?- probably

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?- nope

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?- jumping up and down on the spot, scribbling in red pen, neighing like a horse, scratching my arms, swearing at the computer, spinning in circles etc.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? - YES!!!!!!!!! BARNEY I LOVE YOU!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?- yup, a favourite passtime :)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?- macaroni and cheese

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?- Castle. without a doubt.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE?- dunno, I got level 5s in everything (UK style)

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?- mint choc chip

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?- most people do, don't they?

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?- it's up to them :), but it's fun

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?- make-up eurgh

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?- June it's my birthday!

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?- McDonald's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?- nope

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?- NCIS

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?- 27th December

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?- I'm fifteen, but if I could have any car...a range rover

99. DO YOU LIKE YOUR NAME?- It's ok

100. REACH YOUR RIGHT ARM OUT AS FAR AS YOU CAN. WHAT IS THERE?- hairband

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I'm not a complete idiot: some things are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I intend to live forever...so far so good

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Most of the time. Usually I'm a sleeping kind of person.)

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (And they get sick of me, I can tell you)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile.

5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMEN

1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP. 2. NOTHING - means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED. 3. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it. 4. WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU 5. THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

MWHAHAHA!!! XD