Numbuh Phenon
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since: 05-14-10, id: 2363326, Profile Updated: 04-15-12
Author has written 55 stories for Codename: Kids Next Door.

This profile contains all my writings for Codename: Kids Next Door. Hope you have as much fun reading them as I did typing them.

Codename KND (c) Mr. Warburton


The name's Phenon. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it until I totally ditch it


1. Operation: STAKEOUT reviews
Nigel gets way more than he bargained for when Kuki decides to tag along for a stakeout. Although, that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-26-12 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
2. Cheez Whiz reviews
During holiday madness on the Moonbase, Rachel and Patton discover the life saving properties of Cheez Whiz.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-20-12 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 & Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
3. Diplomatic Impossibility » reviews
In which Numbuh Infinity is reminded why "diplomacy" and "Sector V" don't exactly go together.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,771 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-11-12 - Published: 4-15-12 - Numbuh Infinity - Complete
4. Return to Sender reviews
Rachel is put through the grinder when odd occurrences begin happening around the Moonbase.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-3-12 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 & Harvey mK./Numbuh 363 - Complete
5. Farewell to Time Lost reviews
A final birthday wish from Rachel allows Nigel an unexpected chance to say his final goodbye.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-18-12 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
6. The Rainbow Witch Project reviews
During a run of the mill search and rescue mission, the team comes across a strange rainbow monkey, which comes equipped with something far more wicked than care-and-share sighing.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-12 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 & Kuki S./Numbuh 3
7. Operation: FRUITCAKED reviews
"The Delightful Children From Down the Lane liked fruitcakes a lot, but Sector V, who lived up the block in their treehouse, did not."
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-11 - DCFDTL - Complete
8. Operation: JANITORS reviews
When Wally and one of the Delightful Children are kidnapped by a group of strange kids, past filth is brought to surface. Now, in order to save them and clean up the mess, the KND finds that it must entrust the mission to the most unlikeliest of teams.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-14-11 - Toilenator & Benedict U./Father
9. The Inside Scoop reviews
On the eve of her thirteenth birthday, Numbuh 10 interviews The Steve in hopes of finding the answer to a question that has always weighed on her mind.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-1-11 - Numbuh 10 - Complete
10. Mission: FLAMBÉ À LA MODE » reviews
You never hear about the work spies do. For example, before her reign as Supreme Leader, Rachel once had to sneak past a legion of ninjas to disable a death ray built by a rad clad child genius.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,482 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-23-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
11. The Perfect Ten reviews
Tonight on The Perfect Ten, Numbuh 10 covers controversial topics such as decommissioning, moose, hamsters, and Library Book Awareness and Safety. Now with only two commercial breaks!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-11 - Numbuh 10 - Complete
12. Espionage for Dummies » reviews
When Rachel tricks, er, enlists Wally into collecting a super important "Package", chaos unfolds as he goes where no agent has dared gone before...A Doctor-Time Space Convention. Who knew spying could be so nerdy?
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-14-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
13. The Line Between Jealousy and Hate reviews
Fanny didn't hate boys, she only hated them for what they could take away from her.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-9-11 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
14. Riddle Me This reviews
In which Nigel and Kuki find pop quizzes to be annoying.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-11 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
15. Unspoken Routine reviews
Letting him barge into her office whenever he pleased wasn't setting a good example, but every Supreme Leader had their vices, so this could be one of hers.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-11 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 & Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
16. Real Kids of Genius » reviews
Today we salute you, Mr. Creepy Spank-Fetish Vampire...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-17-11 - Published: 5-9-11 - Complete
17. Resistance Is Futile reviews
In the middle of the night, Wally is ambushed and taken hostage. With no way out, he can only sit and wait for the horrors in store for him.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-7-11 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
18. Knock First reviews
All Father wanted to do was have a simple movie night with his favorite nephew. What he got, however, was an eye full of Nigel's girlfriend and a trip to the hospital.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-30-11 - Benedict U./Father - Complete
19. Fangirl reviews
Even Rachel has her own secret obsession.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-30-11 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
20. Random Hook Ups on Aisle Twelve reviews
In which Lizzie and Virginia fail at shopping. But that's alright, they really didn't know who they were shopping for to begin with.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-5-11 - Lizzie D. & Virginia S./Numbuh 23 - Complete
21. Cold Reception » reviews
When a rouge operative threatens to reveal the GKND, Nigel is sent back down to stop them by any means necessary. But people have changed and the boy is tangled in a web of love and betrayal as he finds out just who he has been assigned to hunt down.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,021 - Reviews: 138 - Updated: 2-5-11 - Published: 7-5-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1
22. Seven Plus One reviews
Nigel and Rachel are forced to keep score as two beings play an interesting card game.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-24-11 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
23. Please Hold reviews
In which Nigel tries to make a business call. Keyword being try.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-11-11 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
24. Zuzu's Petals » reviews
"What if I gave you the childhood you wanted? Would it be worth it in the end?"
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 12-24-10 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
25. Conflicting Coexistence reviews
Of course it would be him of all people to be trapped in the exact moment heaven and hell collided.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-19-10 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 & Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
26. The Gift of the Aussie reviews
The holiday pressure is getting to Wally, so he finally decides to do something special for his crush. But when Kuki walks in on him planning, he'll have to use some clever tricks so his secret isn't revealed too early. Too bad Kuki has her own tricks.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-10 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 & Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
27. Operation: MUSICAL » reviews
At the climax of Sector V's latest mission, a new music loving villain casts a wicked spell that causes the world to break out into random song. Expect humor, romance, and all around craziness as everyone is forced to sing their hearts out.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-14-10 - Published: 9-24-10
28. Tension reviews
It just keeps building until something snaps.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-9-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Fanny F./Numbuh 86 - Complete
29. The Black Sheep reviews
Every family has one.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-7-10 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 & Harvey mK./Numbuh 363 - Complete
30. Of Ships and Their Sails reviews
Poor Nigel, it's not his fault he's a chick magnet.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-6-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
31. A Snowy Morning reviews
It's the first snow of the year, you know what that means...
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-4-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
32. Reassignment reviews
She never wanted to be leader, much less Supreme Leader. But just like with Nigel, she wasn't given much say in the matter.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-27-10 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
33. A Messed Up Thanksgiving reviews
Motion controls, skewed references to pie and handcuffs? The holidays just get more hectic every year.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-25-10 - Complete
34. Mission: FLAT » reviews
When kids everywhere fall victim to terrible illnesses after consuming select shipments of soda, Hoagie and Wally move out to put a stop to it. And maybe end up foiling a far more devious plot along the way.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-15-10 - Published: 11-13-10 - Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 & Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
35. First Impressions reviews
There's a reason why Rachel never talks about how she met Nigel.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-6-10 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 & Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
36. The One True Swinger reviews
In which Rachel is forever mentally scarred by her boyfriend.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-5-10 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 & Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
37. As It Should Be reviews
The boy was a mistake, but she loved and forgave him anyway.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-31-10 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
38. A Lazy Evening reviews
Nigel may be cunning, but Rachel has her own tricks.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-31-10 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 & Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
39. Counseling reviews
Marriage is only filled with bliss, kisses, and hugs? That's just silly.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-2-10 - Fanny F./Numbuh 86 & Patton D./Numbuh 60 - Complete
40. And Then There Was One reviews
It's a very special day for Nigel, and he's bombarded by faces, both new and old as he prepares to move on with his life.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-29-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Chad D./Numbuh 274 - Complete
41. Second Best reviews
Because it was a grim title he would have to accept. The other man was the victor, and he was fated to be the loser.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-10 - Chad D./Numbuh 274 - Complete
42. Behind Closed Doors reviews
At first glance, simple love and nothing more. But looks can be deceiving.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-23-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
43. Don't Touch Me! reviews
Stop, Harvey time!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-21-10 - Harvey mK./Numbuh 363 - Complete
44. Operation: OPPOSITE » reviews
After a date, Nigel's idle comment seemingly causes Rachel's character to take a turn for the worse. Has the Supreme Leader adopted a new rude attitude, or is something else going on? Sequel to Op: REBOUND.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,547 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-19-10 - Published: 8-3-10 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 & Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
45. Origin reviews
The truth of how the show, Codename: Kids Next Door, came to be. This is the dark story Sector V never wanted you to see.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-3-10 - Complete
46. To The Kids Next Door Fanfiction Community reviews
Greetings fans. I have a letter for you from the lesser known members of the organization.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-1-10 - Complete
47. A Rainy Night reviews
Rachel really did love her husband, she just wished he wouldn't play dirty sometimes.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
48. Darling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup reviews
Her life with him was filled with cheesy lines and bad french. And she wouldn't have it any other way.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-15-10 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 & Hoagie P. G. Jr./Numbuh 2 - Complete
49. Cheesy Business reviews
This is war, the word friend has no meaning here. The members of Sector V erupt into an all out battle royale as they fight to claim, The Prize.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-10 - Complete
50. They Made Him Bald » reviews
He got lucky the first time, but after foolishly breaking into their home, they took the chance to break him. The only solace Abby could find was that just like her, they failed.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,295 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-22-10 - Published: 7-12-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Abigail L./Numbuh 5 - Complete
51. Wordplay reviews
"What did ya think I was sayin?"
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-13-10 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
52. Redemption reviews
While a retired Mr. Boss and his grandson visit the Gallagher Cemetery, the old man catches a glimpse of another old villain and he can't believe what he's doing with his life now.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-7-10 - Mr. Boss & Benedict U./Father - Complete
53. A Day In The Life reviews
Come and take a look at a normal afternoon within the Uno residence. And don't mind the temperature, Rachel's got it covered.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-30-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
54. Operation: DOWN UNDER » reviews
While in Australia Wally visits the only girl he could stand, his tomboyish cousin Rabe Beatles. But when he hears the Teen Ninjas want her as a possible recruit, he sees it upon himself to stop her from making the hugest mistake of her life.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,770 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-26-10 - Published: 5-25-10 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
55. Operation: REBOUND » reviews
Months after his breakup with Lizzie, Nigel finds himself strangely thinking about his Supreme Leader at the most inconvenient times. Confused, he decides to avoid her all together to sort out his feelings. Too bad fate has other plans.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,902 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 5-24-10 - Published: 5-16-10 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1 & Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
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