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| Rumpleteasza |
Author has written 12 stories for Digimon, Chronicles of Narnia, Card Captor Sakura, Elder Scroll series, and Lord of the Rings. Hi. My name's Rumpleteasza. I like taking stories, tearing them up neatly, folding them into origami birds and chucking them out the window. This is called "fanfiction". As for the basics: I am 28. I live in England. I have a BA in Philosophy and Classical Civilisation from Nottingham University (no, I do not know Robin Hood). I am at the postgraduate stage of training to become a psychotherapist, and can therefore see through your devious social constructions to the tortured woobie soul that undoubtedly lies beneath. I have a mother and a father (like most people), and a laughably tall brother called Julian who all my friends think is pretty. I also have a heartbreakingly wonderful partner who doesn't seem to mind the fact that I insist on cramming our bookshelves with "vintage, honest to god, theyr'e so chic" RPG game boxes. I like things of delicious geekery such as fantasy and sci fi, shiny objects, my best friends, the word 'sprau?', putting things in ironic 'scarequotes', inappropriate pluralisation, Sean Bean, and suprise gifts of marmite. Due to many early teen influences such as Stewart Lee, gorgeous misanthropic bastard that he is, I am a cheap knockoff put-together job of many better personalities. My writing is influenced most heavily by Philip Pullman (mainly his Victorian Mystery series) and Mervyn Peake, ie Gormenghast. Obviously I can never hope to reach the hearbreaknig genius of these great people, but please feel free to lie outright on that front. I've had this penname since I first logged onto the internet when I was twelve. It's probably not something I'd choose today, since let's face it, Andrew Lloyd Webber needs a serious kick up the jacksy, but this is how everyone knows me and so this is how it shall stay. If you ever want to know what I'm up to, try my livejournal, although I'm not at home much these days. Feel free to leave comments, I like talking to randoms. If you want to add me as a friend, just add me. Sometimes request emails get deleted with the huge amount of crap I get in my inbox. Things What I Also Like: Danwise. Stealing the foam off other people's pints. The word "winky" when said by Richard Herring. Mushrooms cooked in lots of butter. Danwise. Escher drawings. People who actually admit that they don't know what post-modernism means. Danwise. Koushiro Izumi. Red and yellow things. Danwise. Mogget. Silver birch trees. And Danwise. NEW, SHINY FUN WITH QUOTES: "That's why my hair's so big; it's full of secrets." -Mean Girls Deep down... I know I'm a Gretchen. | |||||||
1. The King And I » reviewsOne Queen. Two Kings. Murder, disappearance, treason, conspiracy... Well, what more could one expect from the royal family of Mournhold née Wayrest?Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,308 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 6-21-11 - Published: 6-6-05 - Complete2. Knife's Edge » reviewsWhat about the Orcs' story? Who tells that? And what if, when Saruman was mixing Orcs and men to make his perfect Uruk Hai, he let some good in with the bad?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-23-09 - Published: 7-28-09 - Uruk-hai & Orc - Complete3. An Unlikely Twosome » reviewsA story that mutated out of my last fic, Interlude. Mei Ling and Yue are both suffering in unrequited love for Syaoran and Sakura, but could the separation of Yue and Yukito hold the answer to their troubles? SxS, Yuex?, MeiLingx?Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 7-7-07 - Yue & Meiling L. - Complete4. No Wrong Things reviewsA thousand years after they parted in the Silver Sea, Lucy and Caspian are reunited at the end of the world. Lucian.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-18-07 - Caspian X & Lucy Pevensie - Complete5. El Tango De Lucian » reviewsBeing captured and forced into slavery is not something that gets resolved in three pages. Dawn Treader fic, an expanded version of the Lone Islands fiasco. Lucian, need I say! And yes, hopefully Caspian will eventually get to play the MoulinRougian hero.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 7-31-03 - Caspian X & Lucy Pevensie - Complete6. Interlude reviewsUnrequited love prompts an unlikely meeting between two very illmatched people... who said the best commiseration is from someone you know? Onesided YuexSakura and MeiLingxSyaoran, plus the obligatory mention of SxS.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-12-05 - Yue & Meiling L. - Complete7. Merely A Token reviewsYukura! At last. It's Sakura's birthday, what will Yue give her? Not something that belongs in a fic of a higher rating, sadly. But something nice all the same.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 3-31-05 - Sakura K. & Yue - Complete8. Yin And Yang » reviewsSyaoran's view of eventually the entire CCS story, as confided in his enchanted diary. On haitus.Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,036 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 12-9-02 - Syaoran L. & Clow R.9. Sooner Or Later reviewsSince 'Rain' was so popular, I've gone and written another. Set in the Silver Sea. Lucian goodness. Enjoy.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 10-16-02 - Caspian X & Lucy Pevensie - Complete10. Rain reviewsThe deck of the Dawn Treader is such a good place to ponder life's mysteries... and for Lucy and Caspian, there are a lot of those indeed. But there's nothing like a good sharp shower of rain to wash your philosophising away. Dedicated to LOTRGenius.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 107 - Published: 7-16-02 - Caspian X & Lucy Pevensie - Complete11. Girl Chat » reviewsAh, the hilarious ongoing battle of the sexes. And Sora is caught in the middle when Tai makes a flippant remark about her dwindling femininity... will she be one of the boys forever, or will Mimi and the others succeed in bringing out her femme fatale?Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,644 - Reviews: 300 - Updated: 1-2-02 - Published: 12-2-01 - Sora T. & Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete12. Aurora reviews6 years after their return from the Digiworld, the original Digidestined are falling apart. The remedy? Escape from the world they've rejected and get back to the one they long for. My first fic. Do be kind, I'm only a beginner.Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-28-01 - Published: 11-27-01 - Complete
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