10/14/12: Life has gotten the better of me. Please be patient with me; don't expect an update until December. Maybe.

PARODY DRAWINGS:

Sorek: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/28744497

OCS:

Heardom Kingrts:

Felicity: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4ug3i9

Felicity's Armor: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4ugbao

Kane: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4umobk

Kane's Armor: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4umyol

Deidra: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4wj5o8

Deidra's Armor: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4y4f3m

Young Hazel: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4y4fbw

Hazel: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4y4fob

Fleurette: http://kingdomdisney.deviantart.com/gallery/36314516#/d4y4fzu

Cut and Paste:

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Holy shit! That was fucking awesome!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Is hauling ass out of town with me.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will giva me an umbrella in the rain.
Best Friend: Will steal my umbrella and yell "Run, bitch, run!"

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for her freedom

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Never go away, even if you want them to.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shiiiiiiiiit!!

KH Writers Survey

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Naminé.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Ansem (Heartless). I like Xehanort and Xemnas, there's just something about Ansem I really can't stand.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Shockingly enough, I don't like Olette very much. Maybe I just don't see enough of her to truly appreciate her?

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Atlantica. I love musicals, and it's my favorite Disney movie's world, so...

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oathkeeper.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

FairyHarp.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora/Naminé.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Xeminé.

13. Any cool pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Namora, Roxion, VenKai, Vanqua... I have a long list.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Laxene and Naminé, Marly and Vexen, Sora and Zexion

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Some of the plot holes.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ariel.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Probably.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH

No.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Naminé

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

What is there to theorize about?

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Sora.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora, because I'm always trying to protect too many people, and I'm really naive and gullible. But also Ven, because I often feel left out.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I was telling my little sister how to get past Wonderland. My mom tells her friend over the phone, "Oh, * is talking about Kingdom Hearts again." Her friend can't stand video games, and asked to talk to me. She yelled at me for playing them and not studying.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Yes, Sora.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora gets flicked in the head by Hades, Sora's eyebrow in Wonderland... the list goes on.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Ruler of the Sky (358/ Days).

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Storyline and new characters.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Sora

Roxas

Axel

Ven

Riku

Zexion

Demyx

Terra

Vanitas

Namine

Xion

Kairi

Aqua

Larxene

Fuu

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Shrek, Harry Potter, Twilight, East, Snowwalker...it's a never-ending list.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Sora and Vanitas, Roxas and Ven, Aqua Kairi Naminé and Xion, Lea and Axel, Xehanort Ansem (Heartless) and Xemnas, Braig and Xigbar, Dilan and Xaldin, Even and Vexen, Aeleus and Lexaeus, Ienzo and Zexion, Isa and Saïx.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

KH3.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. Better storyline, the plot holes aren't as big.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Disney, Final Fantasy, OCs...