Author has written 10 stories for Goonies, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, iCarly, Gallagher Girls, Sisters Grimm, and Chronicles of Narnia.
Hey people, Meghan here! (formally known as Meghan0095, then toughchicky29, haunting reality and now it's currently CaptainMeghanSparrow sorry if there's confusion...I can't seem to make up my mind)
Thanks so much for visiting my page! I really appreciate it and I hope you'll enjoy my writing! :D
A little bit you might like to know about me... or not, either way I'm going to tell you.
Some of my favourite movies are the Harry Potter movies, THE HOBBIT! (I'm using all capitals cause its so awesome and I'm so excited!) Warm Bodies, The Hunger Games, The Chronicles of Narnia, Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightening Thief, Pirates of the Caribbean, Wayne's World 1 and 2, Alice in Wonderland 2010, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars, How to Train Your Dragon, The Goonies, Ghost Rider, Titanic (God, I'm such a sap), Scream 1-4 (I hear there's gonna be a 5th! WOO!) Avatar, The Legend/Mask of Zorro, Footloose, Grease, Airplane!, Back to the future I,II, and III, Sherlock Holmes 2009 and Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows, X-Men movies and LOTS of others. WAYY too many to count!
My favourite books are the Harry Potter series (Best books in the world!), The Hunger Games, Warm Bodies, the Sisters Grimm, Gallagher girls, The Hiest Society, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hobbit, Tuck Everlasting, House of Night series, Darkest Powers series, To Kill a Mockingbird, and a whole bunch more! Especially mysterys!! I LOVE mystery!!
My favourite type of music is rock, I especially like The Ramones, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Nickleback, Pink Floyd, Queen, Kansas, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bon Jovi, Rolling Stones, Rush, Sex Pistols, Sting and the Police, The Who, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Bowling for soup, The Doors, Theory of a Dead Man, 3 Doors Down, J Geils Band, Stevie Nicks, Journey, Jimmy Eat World, Kiss, Neil Young, Ozzy Ozborne, and Oasis - Sorry it's a long list, but all these bands rock so hard :D
I also enjoy other groups such as - the Midnight Beast, Ke$ha, Lady GaGa, The Ting Ting's (Shut up and let me go), LMFAO, Superchick, Maroon 5 (Moves like Jagger), Mariana's Trench, Metro Station, Nicki Minaj, OneRepublic, and Selena Gomez is okay too.
Random facts about ME!!
-I hate rude people
-My favourite colour is either blue or black
-I absolutely despise when girls get all squealey and giggily over stupid stuff
-I think Twilight is completely over-rated (doesn't anyone find it creepy that Stephanie Meyer said the idea for a sexy sparkly man came to her in a dream? ...wtf?)
-I'm a lazy ass.
-I'd rather spend all day reading a book then actually getting out
-I think I love Harry Potter characters more than I love most real people
-Turkey's are evil.
-I LOVE parties!! WOOO!!!
-Doesn't Broccoli looks like mini trees?
-I don't want to have children when i'm older. I'd rather adopt.
-I wish I had cool powers (Super strength baby!)
-I want to get a motorcycle
-My dream is to travel the world
-I'd also love to be rich! (haha wouldn't we all...)
-I'm an extremely awkward person
-I tend to swear a lot.
-I hate being put on the spot
-It really bugs me when people don't get the point your making no matter how many times to explain it...or yell it in their faces for like an hour...don't ask.
-I love being a weirdo, dork type person, lol makes me unique!
-My ideal pet would be a Scottie dog! (ain't they just so freakin cute!!)
-#1 Pet Peave: People singing along to the radio when they sound like a screaming banshee.
-I get angry really easily
-I can be a tad moody sometimes
-My friends say I am intimidating...I don't see it. What? you wanna make something of it!? COME AT ME BRO!!
-Don't people with red hair that wear green sweaters look like carrots?
Funny Stories of the week! ...or month...I may not update this...
#1 OKAY!! So today at school me and my friend were sitting against the lockers at lunch and we saw this guy walking by that's a total douchebag and he happens to be a frotch (A red-haired guy, if you didn't get that slang. And i can say this cause i also have somewhat red hair) and he was wearing a green sweatshirt. And my friend was eating carrots at the time and i looked at her carrots and then over to the douchbag- hey let's just call him uhh.. carrot-top!( no offence meant to the comedian Carrot top of course!) -- ANYWAY! so I looked at her carrots then over to Carrot top and i'm like "Oh. My. God! He looks JUST like freakin' a carrot!" and my friends like "Wow he does look just like a carrot and- wait... where'd he go? HE DISAPEARED!" then i said "No, he just took the sweater off." HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!! I dunno if you'll think this is as funny as i find it but i sure know that we laughed our asses off!!
#2 Alright, so the other day me, my sister, her friend and one of my friends we going to a fair!! Weeee funn!! And anyway we were just about to get in the car when my sister realized she didn't have her keys so she went back in the house to get them and the three of us waited for her to come back and unlock the car. anyway it took her quite awhile, i think she was having trouble finding them. Anywhoooo, she finally came back out and my friend pulled on the handle of one of the doors and was like "Oh, it's already open." so pretty much we were waiting for nothing and we were still all kinda standing there waiting for god knows what, and my sister didn't quite hear her about it being unlocked and she's like "What? It's already open? it is? Then get the fuck in the car!" hehehehe!! ok maybe it's not THAT funny but at the time it was hi-larious!!! Meh, ya had to be there!:P
#3 Okay this isn't really a funny story, instead it's gonna be a SCARY story, WoOoOoOoOoOoooo!! Okay so today I logged onto the computer and... I DIDN'T feel like reading fanfiction...that's it. Isn't that terrifying!!?? I DIDN'T feel like reading any fanfiction stories!!! That's completely unheard of if you know me!!
Best quotes EVER.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
"Can't stay long mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-"
"Oh are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"
--Fred and George
"Fred, you next," the plump woman said."I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"
"Sorry, George, dear."
"Only joking, I am Fred."
--Mrs. Weasley and Fred
"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
--Harry, Ron, and Hermione
"You haven’t got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge."
"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
--Harry and Ron
"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
"Harry, I've been thinking - you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
--Hermione and Harry
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
"You're dead, Potter."
--Draco and Harry
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
--Harry and Madame Pomfrey
"They'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."
"This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?"
--Harry and Snape
Harry potter and the Deathly Hallows -the movie version
Neville - *staring out at the mob of snatchers all ready to kill him*
..."Ya!? You and what army!?"
*applause!* Yeah! Neville's the BOSS!! :D
"Ginny! Neville! You all right?"
"Never better! I feel like I could spit fire! You haven't seen Luna have you?"
"I'm mad for her! I think it's about time I told her since we'll probably both be dead by dawn!"
I loveee the Neville and Luna couple! soo cute!
A Very Potter Musical/Sequel
"Did someone say "Draco Malfoy!? (Act 1, Part 2)
"Wait, don't tell me! Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complextion! You must be a Weasley!" (Act 1, Part 2)
"Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts are you!?" (Act 2, Part 1)
"Come onnn I'm tirrred. Can't we just be Death Eaters?" (Act 2, Part 9)
"Am I bleeding?" (Several Occasions)
"Go home, terrorist!" (Act 1, Part 3)
"This year you bet I'm gonna get outta here
and its gonna be totally awesome!
Look out world, for the dawn of the day
GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally awesome!"
"So basically I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want, I don't really care!" (Act 1, Part 3)
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" (Act 1, Part 3)
"Miss Granger shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. God...for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!" (Act 1, Part 3)
"DRACO SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT CHAMPION IS JUST A
"Malfoy, you little shit."
"What the devil? It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?' Now you drag ME into this?!" (Act 1, Part 13)
"What do you want, you horrid bitch?" (Act 2, Part 4)
"But I had a butt trumpet.. my butt went like POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT!" (act 2, Part 4)
"And just once...just one time...I wanted to take your mum's boobies...and put them on my face...and go BRRPRPPRRRPPP!" (Act 2, Part 5)
"Attention all Hogwarts students! In celebration of all hollows eve, we will be taking a field trip to Hogsmead. Please go out on the courtyard with your signed permission form. Students without their permission forms will be killed. Just kidding! But they won't be allowed to go and it's going to be a whole lot of fun!!" (Act 1 Part 9)
"Draco is such a little shit."
--Harry and Ron (about a million times)
"That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!"
"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
--Cedric Diggory and Dumbledore
"Fred and George get in here!"
"But I'm George!"
"Nice try, but you got an 'F' on your shirt dumbass."
--Fred, George, and Mrs. Weasley
"Favourite Amy Mann song on three. One, two, three.."
"Favourite color of vines other than green?"
"Favourite way to say 'red wines' in a German accent?"
"RED VINES, OH MY GOD!"
"Where have you been all my life!?"
"Living in a cupboard under some stairs..."
--Harry and Ron
"Oh shit! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry, Shoot! ... I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."
"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am, a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?"
"Did you get my text?"
"Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!"
"Well... you didn't text me back."
--Dumbledore and Umbitch... Oh! Sorry! Umbridge.
The Hunger Games
"Loosen your corset, have a drink." --Haymitch
Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
"Yeah, and no lies!"
"Alright then, I confess. It is my intention to comendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."
"I said no lies!"
"Who are you?"
"No one! he's no one! Distant cousin of my aunts nephew, twice removed, lovely singing voice though, eneuch."
"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing!? You burned all the shade, the food, THE RUM!
"Yes, the rum is gone."
"Why is the rum gone!?"
"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most resectable men into complete scoundrals. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it!?"
"But, why is the rum gone!?"
"Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! ...I know, clap 'em in irons right?"
"It's not possible."
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."
"Shut up! You're next!"
Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest
"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt."
"Is the jar of dirt going to help me?"
"If you don't want it, give it back."
"Then it helps."
"Gentlemen, what do keys do?"
"Keys unlock 'tings?"
"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks."
"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is that we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlock, which we don't have, without first having found the the key what unlocks it."
"So we're going after this key!"
"You're not making any sense at all."
"What about Jack? I won't leave without him!"
sees Jack running down the beach with the tribe of cannibals chasing after him*
"Never, mind let's go!"
"Come on then, who wants some!? Form an ordinary line and I'll have you all one by one! Come on whose first!?"
*Elizabeth grabs Norrington's bottle of rum and smashes it over his head*
*Everybody looks at her, shocked*
"I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!" *they all cheer*
*Heart thudding in chest*
"You actually were telling the truth."
"I do that quite a lot, you people are always so surprised."
--Elizabeth, Norrington, Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End
"Lord Beckett! They've... started to sing, sir."
"What makes you think she's alone?"
"Drop your weapons, or I kill the man."
*Looks around* "Kill him, he's not our man."
--Sao Feng and Barbossa
"Actually, it's a cephalopod."
--Pintel and Ragetti
"William, have you noticed something? Or rather, have you noticed something that's not there to be noticed?"
"You haven't raised an alarm."
"Odd isn't it?"
--Jack and Will
"You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?"
[Beckett falters, confused]
[put out] "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
--Jack and Beckett
"Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work."
--Beckett and Jack
"There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime."
"And I owe them all money."
--Barbossa and Jack
"We must fight... to run away!"
"It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever."
"Don't blame Turner, he was merely the tool of your betrayal, if you wish to see it's grand architect look to your left."
They all look left, Jack looks left to realize it's him* "My hands are clean in this! ...figuratively."
"My actions were my own and to my own purpose, Jack had nothing to do with it."
"Well spoke, listen to the tool!"
--Beckett, Jack, and Will
Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides
"If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am."
--Blackbeard and Philip
"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again!"
"That would take us out of the path to the chalices."
"Well then we'll circle back."
"There's no time."
"You're the one that insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!"
"Well the mutiny didn't help!"
"You walk like a girl!"
"You would know!"
--Jack and Angelica
"You know that feeling you get in a high place, sudden urge to jump...I don't have it."
"How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"
The Lion King
"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it."
"I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does..."
- Ellen DeGeneres as Dory
"The fun has arriiiiiiivveddd!!!!!" --Terk
"I feel somethin' happenin' here!!" --Terk
"What kind of animal are you!?"
"You know I've been thinking lately that maybe Tarzan could be some subspecies of elephant."
"What, are you crazy? An elephant?"
"Listen to me, think about it, he enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut..."
"He looks nothing like ya!"
--Terk and Tantor
"Let's hope we find him before Kerchek does."
"Maybe he's lost."
"Or found something more interesting."
"What are you, nuts? What could be more interesting than us?" *GASP!!!*
"We're too late! I can't believe it! If you'd a pull over and ask for directions!!"
"We didn't get to say goodbye..."
"Yeah well good ridence alright, who need ya, HUH!!?? go on get out of here you bo-boy! Yo- you ingrate! You bald ingrate! Go on and rot for all I care! GO! ...what're you lookin' at?"
"I'm gonna miss him too."
"Ohhurrgg-- *smacks Tantor in the foot then leaves*
--Terk and Tantor
"Princess Jasmine, you're very..."
--Aladdin, The Genie, and Jasmine
"Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!"
--The Genie and Jafar
"Father, I choose Prince Ali!"
--Jasmine, Jafar, Aladdin, and Igao
[Genie some out of lamp angrily] "You know Al, I'm getting really-!
"Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!"
--Iago and Jafar
"Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?"
--Aladdin and Marketplace Ladies
"Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!"
"I'm free. I'm free. Quick! Quick! Wish for something outrageous. Say, 'I-I want the Nile.' Wish for the Nile. Try that."
--Aladdin and The Genie
"I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-boo-boo."
"I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!"
"Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa-"
--Iago and Abu
Warm Bodies (movie)
"I wish I could say we cured the boneies with love, but really we just straight up killed them all."
"The lord says he can get me out of this mess. But...he's pretty sure, you're fucked."
"Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.
"He killed 80 people in 2 days."
--Thor and Black Widow
Sweet Home Alabama
"The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back."
- Reese Witherspoon (Melanie)
"What about you? You don't have any needs?"
"...No, I don't. I'm Jesus."
"I think you should just admitt that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so you can seem wounded n' mysterious and sexxxy."
"Woah, woah, woah what was that last one?"
"Did you say sexy?"
"You think I'm sexy?"
"It's okay if you do."
"You think I'm a little sexy?"
"No. I think YOU think you're sexy. That's the point I'm making!"
"You think I think I'm sexy?"
"It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you."
"Yes, yes it is. But then I remember I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel sooo much better."
No Strings Attached
"Are you trying to get rid of us?"
"You look like a pumpkin, bitch!"
"Hey someone call Charlie Brown, we found the great pumpkin!"
The Sorcerers Apprentice
"You didn't ask her out!? You just fixed her antenna and you left?"
"No- thats not the point! She will- remember me!"
"...She will remember me? Who are you, Braveheart!?"
"Do you have any idea what my life has been like for the last ten years!?"
"I've been stuck in an urn for the past ten years."
"...So have I! a figurative urn of ridicule!"
"Go team magical stuff!!"
"This is the Merlin circle, it focus' your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back."
"...So I should probably pee first?"
"Now you just give me that bracelet back please."
"You better run back to your girlfriend."
"Believe me, I wish she was- you thought she was my girlfriend? Really? Was that the kind of vibe you got-?"
"You talk too much, shut up!"
Dave and robber
"Something about you seems different."
"...I'm wearing new shoes."
Becky and Dave
"I have a student that's failing my class, I need his file."
"First I'll need to see your faculty identification card."
*Waves staff* "You don't need to see my faculty identification card."
"I don't need your faculty identification card."
*waves hand like a Jedi* "...These are not the droids your looking for."
--Horvath, random dude, and Drake Stone
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"May the force be with you."
Star Wars Attack of the Clones
"What took you so long?"
"Oh you know master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked."
--Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker
"Well you've lost them."
"I'm deeply sorry master."
"That was some shortcut Anakin. He went completely the other way, once again you've proved-"
"If you'll excuse me." *Anakin jumps out of speeder and plummets to the ground*
*looks over the edge* "I hate it when he does that."
--Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker
"Please don't look at me like that."
"It makes me feel uncomfortable."
--Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker
"I'll be back."
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious... And don't call me Shirley."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief -movie version
"Percy take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon, guard it well, only use it in times of severe distress."
"This is a pen... This is a pen!"
"I am sick, I am sick, sick, sick of yo shit! And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!"
"What are you saying!?"
"Damn you and your your luggage!"
"Ruby! You're not going to leave me too are you!?"
"No, I'm not leavin' you...ya old slut!"
--Ruby and Viola
The Sister's Grimm (Book Series, "Council of Mirrors")
"What am I!?"
"You're a fairy princess."
"...I don't want to be a fairy princess!"
Sherlock Holmes 2009 movie
"Get that out of my face."
"It's not in your face it's in my hand."
"Get what's in your hand out of my face."
The Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer
"Look, don't tell Johnny."
"Don't tell Johnny what?
"Are you building that thing?"
"If Sue finds out you're gonna get an invisible kick in the nuts."
--Johnny and Reed
"...This is Dulce." *sighs* "FLAME ON!"
--Johnny and Reed
"Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man."
-Randy and killer
"Hey! It's me."
"You're a dick."
--Wolverine and Cyclops
X-Men The Last Stand
"Or has he convinced you you don't have a family anymore?"
"My family tried to kill me you pathetic meat-sack."
"Let me out of here! I demand that you release me! Do you know who I am!? I'm the president of the United States!"
"Oh, Mr. President, ...SHUT UP!
"I'm the wrong guy to play hide n' seek with."
"Whose hiding? Dickhead."
--The Juggernaut and Kitty
X-Men Origins Wolverine
"You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding, they will never, ever forget it."
"That's funny Wade, I think you confused me with someone who gives a shit."
--Victor and Wade
"Okay, the people are dead!"
"Your country needs you!"
--Striker and Wolverine
"What you have is a gift."
"A gift? You can return a gift."
--Kayla and Wolverine
"And every night he looks up in the sky and sees the moon, and howls her name. But- he can never touch her again."
"Wow... Coo-cu-Catchu, got screwed."
--Kayla and Wolverine
"We all got a choice son."
"Yeah? Mine got taken."
--Wolverine and old man (It sucks that he and his wife get killed doesn't it? They were so freakin' nice! it's so sad.)
"I ain't Bradley, Victor. And your creepy black coat don't scare me."
"That's a nice stick." *shows middle claw* (like a middle finger, get it? get it? hehehe)
"Well hey, if it makes you feel any better, this is really gonna hurt."
"Well... yeah, it kinda does!"
--Wolverine and Gambit
X-Men Origins First Class
"Excuse me, I'm Eric Lencher."
"Go fuck yourself."
Men in Black
"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
- Will Smith as Agent J
"Yeah, baby, yeah!"
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers
"I'm king of the world!"
- Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson
James Bond Movies
"Bond, James Bond."
- James Bond
The Hobbit (2012)
"My dear Frodo, you asked me once if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures. Well, I can honestly say I've told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it."
"-What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or are you saying it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you are saying that you feel good on this particular morning. Or maybe you are suggesting that it is a morning to be good on."
"...all of them at once I suppose?"
--Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf
"We will seize this chance to TAKE BACK EREBOR!
"I'm going on an adventure!"
"Those are Gundabad Wargs. They will catch and eat you!"
"These are Rhosgobel rabbits! I'd like to see them try!"
--Gandalf and Radagast
"What does he say? Does he offer us insult!?"
"No Master Gloin, he's offering you food."
[the Dwarves quickly have a quiet discussion amongst themselves]
"Very well then. Lead on!"
--Gloin (Gimli's father! Awesome!) and Gandalf
"Have they got any chips?"
True courage is not about knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one.
If Bagginses loses, we eats him whole."
--Gollum and Bilbo
"I know you doubt me, I know you always have, and you're right. I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my arm chair, and my garden. See, that's where I belong; that's home, and that's why I came back, because you don't have one... a home. It was taken from you, but I will help you take it back if I can."
"You! What were you doing!? You nearly got yourself killed! Did I not say that you would be a burden, that you would not survive in the wild and that you have no place amongst us? ...I've never been so wrong in all my life."
[Thorin hugs Bilbo, and Bilbo is just plain shocked]
Lord of the Rings The fellowship of the Ring
"You shall be the fellowship of the ring!"
"Right! ...Where are we going?"
"I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us."
"YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!!!"
"Let's hunt some ork."
--Aragorn and Gimli
Lord of the Rings The Return of the King
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
"We're VFR from here out."
"Means you gotta see where your going."
"But... you can't see anything."
"Exactly, ain't that a bitch."
--Trudy And Norm
The Legend of Zorro
"Aren't you supposed to be in school?"
"But Padre, what if Zorro comes!"
"I'll make sure he carves a Z on your backside, how's that sound?"
--Joquin de la Vega and Phillipe (Padre)
"America, they want to destroy it..."
(in unison) "With soap?"
--Alejandro and Phillipe
"What are you doing in the bar!?"
"What are you doing in jail!?"
"I asked you first!"
- Don Alejandro de la Vega/Zorro & Joaquin de la Vega
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.
If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what Twitter is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile.
If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, XxiLove AmandaxX, xxiCarlyFanxx, CaptainMeghanSparrow
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile.
92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, Home Improvement Lover, CaptainMeghanSparrow
If you could read that put it in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a Harry-Potter-obsessed-person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are totally in love with Remus Lupin, copy and paste this into your profile. He is just so cute! (I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!)
If you love Harry Potter so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile
If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!
If you think you'd die without music Copy and Paste this
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spout a Harry Potter character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend knows a lot of things about you, a Best Friend will write a very embarrassing biography of your life.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they're after me.
A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to you.
YOUR BOY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
What kind of pants are you wearing?
What is your natural hair color?
Pick the month you were born on:
Pick the day you were born on:
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
My results: I'm a sexy scene kid that everyone wants to make out with who got stabbed horribly by the Trojan man because I have AMAZING boobs. HAHAHA, my god i love these things :D
Pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Man: Come, on. Just ask me out.
Man: I'm a photographer, I have been looking for a face like yours.
Man: Didn't we go out on a date once or twice?
WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:
You're a sports fanatic.
You talk with your hands
You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
Most people think you're Chinese.
You went to Pre-school.
You make pretty words sound scary.
You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light"
You go to church every Sunday.
Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
You have been to a native exhibit out of school
any team playing England is your best friend
I'M SCOTTISH YAYYYY!!! :D well... I already knew that. Anyone who knows me know i'm scottish through and through heheheee ;)
Get Sorted By The Hogwarts Sorting Hat! - I was in Slytherin YAY!!
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