Hey people, Meghan here! (formally known as Meghan0095, then toughchicky29, haunting reality and now it's currently CaptainMeghanSparrow sorry if there's confusion...I can't seem to make up my mind)

Thanks so much for visiting my page! I really appreciate it and I hope you'll enjoy my writing! :D

A little bit you might like to know about me... or not, either way I'm going to tell you.

Some of my favourite movies are the Harry Potter movies, THE HOBBIT! (I'm using all capitals cause its so awesome and I'm so excited!) Warm Bodies, The Hunger Games, The Chronicles of Narnia, Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightening Thief, Pirates of the Caribbean, Wayne's World 1 and 2, Alice in Wonderland 2010, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars, How to Train Your Dragon, The Goonies, Ghost Rider, Titanic (God, I'm such a sap), Scream 1-4 (I hear there's gonna be a 5th! WOO!) Avatar, The Legend/Mask of Zorro, Footloose, Grease, Airplane!, Back to the future I,II, and III, Sherlock Holmes 2009 and Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows, X-Men movies and LOTS of others. WAYY too many to count!

My favourite books are the Harry Potter series (Best books in the world!), The Hunger Games, Warm Bodies, the Sisters Grimm, Gallagher girls, The Hiest Society, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hobbit, Tuck Everlasting, House of Night series, Darkest Powers series, To Kill a Mockingbird, and a whole bunch more! Especially mysterys!! I LOVE mystery!!

My favourite type of music is rock, I especially like The Ramones, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Nickleback, Pink Floyd, Queen, Kansas, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bon Jovi, Rolling Stones, Rush, Sex Pistols, Sting and the Police, The Who, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, Bowling for soup, The Doors, Theory of a Dead Man, 3 Doors Down, J Geils Band, Stevie Nicks, Journey, Jimmy Eat World, Kiss, Neil Young, Ozzy Ozborne, and Oasis - Sorry it's a long list, but all these bands rock so hard :D

I also enjoy other groups such as - the Midnight Beast, Ke$ha, Lady GaGa, The Ting Ting's (Shut up and let me go), LMFAO, Superchick, Maroon 5 (Moves like Jagger), Mariana's Trench, Metro Station, Nicki Minaj, OneRepublic, and Selena Gomez is okay too.

Random facts about ME!!

-I hate rude people

-My favourite colour is either blue or black

-I absolutely despise when girls get all squealey and giggily over stupid stuff

-I think Twilight is completely over-rated (doesn't anyone find it creepy that Stephanie Meyer said the idea for a sexy sparkly man came to her in a dream? ...wtf?)

-I'm a lazy ass.

-I'd rather spend all day reading a book then actually getting out

-I think I love Harry Potter characters more than I love most real people

-Turkey's are evil.

-I LOVE parties!! WOOO!!!

-Doesn't Broccoli looks like mini trees?

-I don't want to have children when i'm older. I'd rather adopt.

-I wish I had cool powers (Super strength baby!)

-I want to get a motorcycle

-My dream is to travel the world

-I'd also love to be rich! (haha wouldn't we all...)

-I'm an extremely awkward person

-I tend to swear a lot.

-I hate being put on the spot

-It really bugs me when people don't get the point your making no matter how many times to explain it...or yell it in their faces for like an hour...don't ask.

-I love being a weirdo, dork type person, lol makes me unique!

-My ideal pet would be a Scottie dog! (ain't they just so freakin cute!!)

-#1 Pet Peave: People singing along to the radio when they sound like a screaming banshee.

-I get angry really easily

-I can be a tad moody sometimes

-My friends say I am intimidating...I don't see it. What? you wanna make something of it!? COME AT ME BRO!!

-Don't people with red hair that wear green sweaters look like carrots?

Funny Stories of the week! ...or month...I may not update this...

#1 OKAY!! So today at school me and my friend were sitting against the lockers at lunch and we saw this guy walking by that's a total douchebag and he happens to be a frotch (A red-haired guy, if you didn't get that slang. And i can say this cause i also have somewhat red hair) and he was wearing a green sweatshirt. And my friend was eating carrots at the time and i looked at her carrots and then over to the douchbag- hey let's just call him uhh.. carrot-top!( no offence meant to the comedian Carrot top of course!) -- ANYWAY! so I looked at her carrots then over to Carrot top and i'm like "Oh. My. God! He looks JUST like freakin' a carrot!" and my friends like "Wow he does look just like a carrot and- wait... where'd he go? HE DISAPEARED!" then i said "No, he just took the sweater off." HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!!! I dunno if you'll think this is as funny as i find it but i sure know that we laughed our asses off!!

#2 Alright, so the other day me, my sister, her friend and one of my friends we going to a fair!! Weeee funn!! And anyway we were just about to get in the car when my sister realized she didn't have her keys so she went back in the house to get them and the three of us waited for her to come back and unlock the car. anyway it took her quite awhile, i think she was having trouble finding them. Anywhoooo, she finally came back out and my friend pulled on the handle of one of the doors and was like "Oh, it's already open." so pretty much we were waiting for nothing and we were still all kinda standing there waiting for god knows what, and my sister didn't quite hear her about it being unlocked and she's like "What? It's already open? it is? Then get the fuck in the car!" hehehehe!! ok maybe it's not THAT funny but at the time it was hi-larious!!! Meh, ya had to be there!:P

#3 Okay this isn't really a funny story, instead it's gonna be a SCARY story, WoOoOoOoOoOoooo!! Okay so today I logged onto the computer and... I DIDN'T feel like reading fanfiction...that's it. Isn't that terrifying!!?? I DIDN'T feel like reading any fanfiction stories!!! That's completely unheard of if you know me!!

Best quotes EVER.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Can't stay long mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-"

"Oh are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."

"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"

"Or twice-"

"A minute-"

"All summer-"

--Fred and George

"Fred, you next," the plump woman said."I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"

"Sorry, George, dear."

"Only joking, I am Fred."

--Mrs. Weasley and Fred

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes… of course… but there’s no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"

--Harry, Ron, and Hermione

"You haven’t got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge."

--George Weasley

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.

--Harry and Ron

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to
your friends" --Dumbledore

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Harry, I've been thinking - you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
"Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the-"
"Write to Sirius."

--Hermione and Harry

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

--Harry

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"

--George

"You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."

--Draco and Harry

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" said Madam Pomfrey.

--Harry and Madame Pomfrey

"They'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

"This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, still breathing hard.
"You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, with a touch more defiance.
"This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?"
"Yes," said Harry firmly.
"Then why," asked Snape, "does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?"
"...It's my nickname."

--Harry and Snape

Harry potter and the Deathly Hallows -the movie version

Neville - *staring out at the mob of snatchers all ready to kill him*

..."Ya!? You and what army!?"

*applause!* Yeah! Neville's the BOSS!! :D

"Ginny! Neville! You all right?"

"Never better! I feel like I could spit fire! You haven't seen Luna have you?"

"Luna?"

"I'm mad for her! I think it's about time I told her since we'll probably both be dead by dawn!"

I loveee the Neville and Luna couple! soo cute!

A Very Potter Musical/Sequel

Draco quotes

"Did someone say "Draco Malfoy!? (Act 1, Part 2)

"Wait, don't tell me! Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complextion! You must be a Weasley!" (Act 1, Part 2)

"Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts are you!?" (Act 2, Part 1)

"Come onnn I'm tirrred. Can't we just be Death Eaters?" (Act 2, Part 9)

"Am I bleeding?" (Several Occasions)

"Go home, terrorist!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"This year you bet I'm gonna get outta here
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near.
I'll have the greatest wizard career,

and its gonna be totally awesome!

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally awesome!"

Dumbledore quotes

"So basically I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want, I don't really care!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" (Act 1, Part 3)

"Miss Granger shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. God...for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"DRACO SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT CHAMPION IS JUST A
TITLE!"(Draco is, of course, called a 'little shit on many other occations)

"Malfoy, you little shit."

Snape Quotes

"What the devil? It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?' Now you drag ME into this?!" (Act 1, Part 13)

"What do you want, you horrid bitch?" (Act 2, Part 4)

"But I had a butt trumpet.. my butt went like POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT!" (act 2, Part 4)

"And just once...just one time...I wanted to take your mum's boobies...and put them on my face...and go BRRPRPPRRRPPP!" (Act 2, Part 5)

"Attention all Hogwarts students! In celebration of all hollows eve, we will be taking a field trip to Hogsmead. Please go out on the courtyard with your signed permission form. Students without their permission forms will be killed. Just kidding! But they won't be allowed to go and it's going to be a whole lot of fun!!" (Act 1 Part 9)

"That's Absuuuurd!"

"Draco is such a little shit."

"Thanks Hermione."

--Harry and Ron (about a million times)

"That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!"

--Ron Weasley

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

--Cedric Diggory and Dumbledore

"Fred and George get in here!"

"But I'm George!"

"Nice try, but you got an 'F' on your shirt dumbass."

--Fred, George, and Mrs. Weasley

"Favourite Amy Mann song on three. One, two, three.."

"RED VINES!"

"Favourite color of vines other than green?"

"RED VINES!"

"Favourite way to say 'red wines' in a German accent?"

"RED VINES, OH MY GOD!"

"Where have you been all my life!?"

"Living in a cupboard under some stairs..."

--Harry and Ron

"Oh shit! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry, Shoot! ... I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."

--Lupin

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am, a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?"

--Draco Malfoy

"Did you get my text?"

"Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!"

"Well... you didn't text me back."

--Dumbledore and Umbitch... Oh! Sorry! Umbridge.

The Hunger Games

"Loosen your corset, have a drink." --Haymitch

Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl

"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"

"Yeah, and no lies!"

"Alright then, I confess. It is my intention to comendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."

"I said no lies!"

"Who are you?"

"No one! he's no one! Distant cousin of my aunts nephew, twice removed, lovely singing voice though, eneuch."

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing!? You burned all the shade, the food, THE RUM!

"Yes, the rum is gone."

"Why is the rum gone!?"

"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most resectable men into complete scoundrals. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it!?"

"But, why is the rum gone!?"

"Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! ...I know, clap 'em in irons right?"

"Jack!"

"It's not possible."

"Not probable."

"Where's Elizabeth?"

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."

"Shut up! You're next!"

Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt."

"Yes."

"Is the jar of dirt going to help me?"

"If you don't want it, give it back."

"No!"

"Then it helps."

"Gentlemen, what do keys do?"

"Keys unlock 'tings?"

"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks."

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is that we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlock, which we don't have, without first having found the the key what unlocks it."

"So we're going after this key!"

"You're not making any sense at all."

"What about Jack? I won't leave without him!"

sees Jack running down the beach with the tribe of cannibals chasing after him*

"Never, mind let's go!"

"Come on then, who wants some!? Form an ordinary line and I'll have you all one by one! Come on whose first!?"

*Elizabeth grabs Norrington's bottle of rum and smashes it over his head*

*Everybody looks at her, shocked*

"I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!" *they all cheer*

*Heart thudding in chest*

"It's real."

"You actually were telling the truth."

"I do that quite a lot, you people are always so surprised."

--Elizabeth, Norrington, Jack

Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End

"Lord Beckett! They've... started to sing, sir."

"Finally."

"What makes you think she's alone?"

--Barbossa

"Drop your weapons, or I kill the man."

*Looks around* "Kill him, he's not our man."

--Sao Feng and Barbossa

"Stupid fish!

"Actually, it's a cephalopod."

--Pintel and Ragetti

"William, have you noticed something? Or rather, have you noticed something that's not there to be noticed?"

"You haven't raised an alarm."

"Odd isn't it?"

--Jack and Will

"You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?"

[Beckett falters, confused]

[put out] "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"

--Jack and Beckett

"You're mad."

"Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work."

--Beckett and Jack

"There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime."

"And I owe them all money."

--Barbossa and Jack

"We must fight... to run away!"

--Jack

"It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever."

--Captain Teague

"Don't blame Turner, he was merely the tool of your betrayal, if you wish to see it's grand architect look to your left."

They all look left, Jack looks left to realize it's him* "My hands are clean in this! ...figuratively."

"My actions were my own and to my own purpose, Jack had nothing to do with it."

"Well spoke, listen to the tool!"

--Beckett, Jack, and Will

Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides

"If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am."

"COWARD!!"

"Hhmm?"

--Blackbeard and Philip

"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again!"

--Jack

"That would take us out of the path to the chalices."

"Well then we'll circle back."

"There's no time."

"You're the one that insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!"

"Well the mutiny didn't help!"

"You walk like a girl!"

"You would know!"

--Jack and Angelica

"You know that feeling you get in a high place, sudden urge to jump...I don't have it."

--Jack

"How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"

[Jack Grins]

--Angelica

The Lion King

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it."

- Rafiki

Finding Nemo

"I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does..."

- Ellen DeGeneres as Dory

Tarzan

"The fun has arriiiiiiivveddd!!!!!" --Terk

"I feel somethin' happenin' here!!" --Terk

"What kind of animal are you!?"

"You know I've been thinking lately that maybe Tarzan could be some subspecies of elephant."

"What, are you crazy? An elephant?"

"Listen to me, think about it, he enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut..."

"He looks nothing like ya!"

--Terk and Tantor

"TARZAN!"

"Let's hope we find him before Kerchek does."

"Maybe he's lost."

"Or found something more interesting."

"What are you, nuts? What could be more interesting than us?" *GASP!!!*

"Tarzan!"

"We're too late! I can't believe it! If you'd a pull over and ask for directions!!"

"We didn't get to say goodbye..."

"Yeah well good ridence alright, who need ya, HUH!!?? go on get out of here you bo-boy! Yo- you ingrate! You bald ingrate! Go on and rot for all I care! GO! ...what're you lookin' at?"

"I'm gonna miss him too."

"Ohhurrgg-- *smacks Tantor in the foot then leaves*

--Terk and Tantor

Aladdin

"Princess Jasmine, you're very..."
"Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!"
"Punctual!"
"Punctual?"
"Sorry."
"Uh... uh... beautiful!"
"Nice recovery."

--Aladdin, The Genie, and Jasmine

"Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!"
"You stay out of thissss!"
[Weakly] "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it- GREAT!"

--The Genie and Jafar

"Father, I choose Prince Ali!"
"Prince Ali left!"
[shows Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
"Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!"
"Prince Ali!"
"How in the hec-? Uh.. awk!"

--Jasmine, Jafar, Aladdin, and Igao

[Genie some out of lamp angrily] "You know Al, I'm getting really-!
[turns and sees Jafar]
"--I don't think you're him..."
[Genie looks at a script] "Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man-"

--The Genie

"Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!"
"Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation!"

--Iago and Jafar

"Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?"
"Trouble? No way! You're only in trouble if you get caught."
"Gotcha!"
"I'm in trouble."

--Aladdin and Marketplace Ladies

"Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!"
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
"Ack! Good grip."

--Iago

"I'm free. I'm free. Quick! Quick! Wish for something outrageous. Say, 'I-I want the Nile.' Wish for the Nile. Try that."
"Uh, I wish for the Nile?"
"NO WAY!
[laughs]
"Oh, does that feel good!"

--Aladdin and The Genie

"I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-boo-boo."

--Jafar

"I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!"

--The Genie

"Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa-"
[Abu whacks him over the head]

--Iago and Abu

Warm Bodies (movie)

"I wish I could say we cured the boneies with love, but really we just straight up killed them all."

-R

Braveheart

"The lord says he can get me out of this mess. But...he's pretty sure, you're fucked."

--Stephen

The Avengers

"Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.

"He killed 80 people in 2 days."

"He's adopted."

--Thor and Black Widow

Sweet Home Alabama

"The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back."

- Reese Witherspoon (Melanie)

27 Dresses

"What about you? You don't have any needs?"

"...No, I don't. I'm Jesus."

"I think you should just admitt that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so you can seem wounded n' mysterious and sexxxy."

"Woah, woah, woah what was that last one?"

"What?"

"Did you say sexy?"

"What."

"You think I'm sexy?"

"...No."

"It's okay if you do."

"I don't!"

"You think I'm a little sexy?"

"No. I think YOU think you're sexy. That's the point I'm making!"

"You think I think I'm sexy?"

"YES!"

"It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you."

"Yes, yes it is. But then I remember I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel sooo much better."

No Strings Attached

"Are you trying to get rid of us?"

"You look like a pumpkin, bitch!"

"Hey someone call Charlie Brown, we found the great pumpkin!"

The Sorcerers Apprentice

"You didn't ask her out!? You just fixed her antenna and you left?"

"No- thats not the point! She will- remember me!"

"...She will remember me? Who are you, Braveheart!?"

"Do you have any idea what my life has been like for the last ten years!?"

"I've been stuck in an urn for the past ten years."

"...So have I! a figurative urn of ridicule!"

"Go team magical stuff!!"

"This is the Merlin circle, it focus' your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back."

"...So I should probably pee first?"

"Now you just give me that bracelet back please."

"You better run back to your girlfriend."

"Believe me, I wish she was- you thought she was my girlfriend? Really? Was that the kind of vibe you got-?"

"You talk too much, shut up!"

Dave and robber

"Something about you seems different."

"...I'm wearing new shoes."

Becky and Dave

"I have a student that's failing my class, I need his file."

"First I'll need to see your faculty identification card."

*Waves staff* "You don't need to see my faculty identification card."

"I don't need your faculty identification card."

*waves hand like a Jedi* "...These are not the droids your looking for."

--Horvath, random dude, and Drake Stone

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Star Wars

"May the force be with you."

Star Wars Attack of the Clones

"What took you so long?"

"Oh you know master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked."

--Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker

"Well you've lost them."

"I'm deeply sorry master."

"That was some shortcut Anakin. He went completely the other way, once again you've proved-"

"If you'll excuse me." *Anakin jumps out of speeder and plummets to the ground*

*looks over the edge* "I hate it when he does that."

--Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker

"Please don't look at me like that."

"Why not?"

"It makes me feel uncomfortable."

--Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker

The Terminator

"I'll be back."

Airplane!

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious... And don't call me Shirley."

Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief -movie version

"Percy take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon, guard it well, only use it in times of severe distress."

"This is a pen... This is a pen!"

Monster-in-Law

"I am sick, I am sick, sick, sick of yo shit! And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!"

"What are you saying!?"

"Damn you and your your luggage!"

"Ruby! You're not going to leave me too are you!?"

"No, I'm not leavin' you...ya old slut!"

--Ruby and Viola

The Sister's Grimm (Book Series, "Council of Mirrors")

"What am I!?"

"You're a fairy princess."

"...I don't want to be a fairy princess!"

Sherlock Holmes 2009 movie

"Get that out of my face."

"It's not in your face it's in my hand."

"Get what's in your hand out of my face."

The Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

"Look, don't tell Johnny."

"Don't tell Johnny what?

"Great..."

"Are you building that thing?"

"Noo..."

"If Sue finds out you're gonna get an invisible kick in the nuts."

--Johnny and Reed

"Johnny!"

"...This is Dulce." *sighs* "FLAME ON!"

--Johnny and Reed

Scream 2

"Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man."

"...Fuuuuuck youuuu!!!"

-Randy and killer

X-Men

"Hey! It's me."

"Prove it."

"You're a dick."

"...Okay."

--Wolverine and Cyclops

X-Men The Last Stand

"Or has he convinced you you don't have a family anymore?"

"My family tried to kill me you pathetic meat-sack."

--Mystique

"Let me out of here! I demand that you release me! Do you know who I am!? I'm the president of the United States!"

"Oh, Mr. President, ...SHUT UP!

"I'm the wrong guy to play hide n' seek with."

"Whose hiding? Dickhead."

--The Juggernaut and Kitty

X-Men Origins Wolverine

"You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding, they will never, ever forget it."

"That's funny Wade, I think you confused me with someone who gives a shit."

--Victor and Wade

"Okay, the people are dead!"

--Wade

"Your country needs you!"

"I'm Canadian."

--Striker and Wolverine

"What you have is a gift."

"A gift? You can return a gift."

--Kayla and Wolverine

"And every night he looks up in the sky and sees the moon, and howls her name. But- he can never touch her again."

"Wow... Coo-cu-Catchu, got screwed."

--Kayla and Wolverine

"We all got a choice son."

"Yeah? Mine got taken."

"bullshit."

--Wolverine and old man (It sucks that he and his wife get killed doesn't it? They were so freakin' nice! it's so sad.)

"I ain't Bradley, Victor. And your creepy black coat don't scare me."

--John

"That's a nice stick." *shows middle claw* (like a middle finger, get it? get it? hehehe)

--Wolverine

"Well hey, if it makes you feel any better, this is really gonna hurt."

"Well... yeah, it kinda does!"

--Wolverine and Gambit

X-Men Origins First Class

"Excuse me, I'm Eric Lencher."

"Charles Xavier-"

"Go fuck yourself."

-Wolverine

Men in Black

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

- Will Smith as Agent J

Austin Powers

"Yeah, baby, yeah!"

- Mike Myers as Austin Powers

Titanic

"I'm king of the world!"

- Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson

James Bond Movies

"Bond, James Bond."

- James Bond

The Hobbit (2012)

"My dear Frodo, you asked me once if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures. Well, I can honestly say I've told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it."

--Old Bilbo

"Good Morning-"

"-What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or are you saying it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you are saying that you feel good on this particular morning. Or maybe you are suggesting that it is a morning to be good on."

"...all of them at once I suppose?"

--Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf

"We will seize this chance to TAKE BACK EREBOR!

--Thorn Oakenshield

"I'm going on an adventure!"

--Bilbo

"Those are Gundabad Wargs. They will catch and eat you!"

"These are Rhosgobel rabbits! I'd like to see them try!"

--Gandalf and Radagast

"What does he say? Does he offer us insult!?"

"No Master Gloin, he's offering you food."

[the Dwarves quickly have a quiet discussion amongst themselves]

"Very well then. Lead on!"

--Gloin (Gimli's father! Awesome!) and Gandalf

"Have they got any chips?"

--Ori

True courage is not about knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one.

--Gandalf

If Bagginses loses, we eats him whole."

"...Fair enough."

--Gollum and Bilbo

"I know you doubt me, I know you always have, and you're right. I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my arm chair, and my garden. See, that's where I belong; that's home, and that's why I came back, because you don't have one... a home. It was taken from you, but I will help you take it back if I can."

--Bilbo

"You! What were you doing!? You nearly got yourself killed! Did I not say that you would be a burden, that you would not survive in the wild and that you have no place amongst us? ...I've never been so wrong in all my life."

[Thorin hugs Bilbo, and Bilbo is just plain shocked]

--Thorin Oakenshield

Lord of the Rings The fellowship of the Ring

"You shall be the fellowship of the ring!"

"Right! ...Where are we going?"

--Pippin

"I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened."

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us."

- Gandalf

"YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!!!"

--Gandalf

"Let's hunt some ork."

"...YES!!!"

--Aragorn and Gimli

Lord of the Rings The Return of the King

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"

-Gimli

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"We're VFR from here out."

"What's VFR?

"Means you gotta see where your going."

"But... you can't see anything."

"Exactly, ain't that a bitch."

--Trudy And Norm

The Legend of Zorro

"Aren't you supposed to be in school?"

"But Padre, what if Zorro comes!"

"I'll make sure he carves a Z on your backside, how's that sound?"

"...Really!?"

--Joquin de la Vega and Phillipe (Padre)

"America, they want to destroy it..."

(in unison) "With soap?"

--Alejandro and Phillipe

"What are you doing in the bar!?"

"What are you doing in jail!?"

"I asked you first!"

- Don Alejandro de la Vega/Zorro & Joaquin de la Vega

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High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped you.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend knows a lot of things about you, a Best Friend will write a very embarrassing biography of your life.

A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they're after me.

A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to you.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green/black/red/blue/silver is one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.(Sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
You love the movies.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total 15

add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
Red loud
Green stupid
None freaky
Fuzzy gorgeous
Yellow innocent
Purple a little too happy
Black emo
Stripes funny
Gray skanky
Pink preppy
Light blue sweaty
Other hot
x White sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
Shorts cutie
Skirt/skort skank
Corduroy homosexual
xTight jeans scene kid
Ripped jeans emo
Cammo cage fighter
Jeans prep
Pajamas pimp
Cargo clown
Sweats athlete
Boxers brat
Booty shorts female
Capris Gangster
Nothing hoe
Dickies weirdo
Bikini bottoms tiki girl
Other sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
Brown that every one wants to make out with
Blonde with a hot boyfriend
x Black with a sexy smile
Dark brown with a broken heart
Red that likes to have fun
Auburn who loves to be different
Dirty blonde with a nice ass
Bald with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
1 who ate
2 who needed
3 who killed
4 who shot
5 who killed
6 who smoked with
7 who banged
x 8 who ran shirtless with
9 who got stabbed horribly by
10 who cuddled with
11 who slept with
12 who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
01 the kool-aid man
02 a dog
03 a shoe
04 a toothbrush
05 Santa Claus
06 The Trojan man
x 07 Barney the dinosaur
08 a prostitute
09 a porn star
10 a bag of weed
11 my lover
12 a glass of milk
13 a horse
14 a lesbian
15 a stripper
16 a pickle
17 a jew
18 a homo
19 an orange
20 my mom
21 a homeless guy
22 a whore
23 my crush
24 an easter egg
25 a jar of honey
26 a condom
27 a bowl of cereal
28 a french fry
29 your dealer
30 Paris Hilton
31 your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
White because I love marijuana
Black because im sexy as hell
Pink Because the lil people told me to
Blue because I have AMAZING boobs
Red because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots because I hate my life
Purple because I'm gay
x Gray because I got dared
Other because that's how I roll
Green because I'm good in bed
Orange because I smoke crack
Turquoise because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown because I had to
Shirtless because I've got abs

My results: I'm a sexy scene kid that everyone wants to make out with who got stabbed horribly by the Trojan man because I have AMAZING boobs. HAHAHA, my god i love these things :D

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: Come, on. Just ask me out.
Woman: Okay, Get out.

Man: I'm a photographer, I have been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon, I have been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Didn't we go out on a date once or twice?
Woman: Hmm, must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

WHAT RACE ARE YOU QUIZ:

British
You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
Fish and Chips are yummy
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
Its football.. not ... soccer.
Total: 6

Australian
You wear flip flops all year
You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
You love a backyard barbie.
You know a barbie is not a doll. You love the beach.
Sometimes you swear without realizing

You're a sports fanatic.
You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan.
You have an australian something (..huh?)
Total: 3

Italian
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
You have darkish hair.
You speak SOME Italian.
You are under 5'10''.
Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.

You talk with your hands
Total: 5

Spanish
You say member instead of remember.
You speak Spanish
You like tacos.
You know what a Puta is
You talk fast.

You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
You know what platanos are.
You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 5

Russian
You say villain as: Vee-lon. (when I'm hyper!)

You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
You know of somebody named Natasha.
You don't get cold easily.
You get into contests all the time.
You can make do with the cold weather.
You love listening to trance
Total: 7

Polish
Your parents let you drink
You know what a pizda is
You have Pierogi at least once a week
People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
People randomly call you their best friend
You have made/know what pisanki are
You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total: 2

Irish
You think beer is the best.
You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
You have blue or green eyes.
You like the color green.
You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
You have a family member from Ireland.
You have/had freckles.
Your family get togethers always include drinking.
You have an odd love of leprechauns
You have four leaf clovers
Total: 8

Asian
You have slanty/small eyes.
You eat rice a lot.
You are good at math
You have played the piano.
You have family from Asia.
You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

Most people think you're Chinese.
You have glasses/contacts.
You call hurricanes typhoons.
You go to Baulko.
You play Handball more than once a week
You know what DDR is
Total: 5

German
You like bread.
You think American Chocolate is good.
You Speak some German.
You know what Schnitzel is.
You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.

You went to Pre-school.
You're over 5'10".
You know the real meaning of "Fag"

You make pretty words sound scary.
You enjoy watching the military.

You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 7

Canadian
You like to ride 4 wheelers.
You love beer.
You say eh.
You know what poutine is.
You speak french
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched Degrassi.
You play/ played hockey or watch it.
You know who Massari is.
Total: 4

French
You like french toast.
You love wine.
You speak a little or are fluent in French
You have eaten a snail.
You like fashion.
You have been to France
You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
You say "Zut" instead of damn
You own a beret.
You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 5

American
You hate foreigners.
You hate non - Christians.
You've been to more then 5 states.
You're lazy.
You are not cultured.
You don't read.
You shop at walmart.
You spell colour "color".
Total: 3

Greek
You're very loud.
Your family alone makes a small city.
You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
You share a bathroom with 5 people.

You say "open the light" instead of "turn on the light"

You go to church every Sunday.
You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 4

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
You can eat really good spicy food!
You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
You have any sort of ATN channel.
You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
You have relatives you've never even heard of.
Total: 2

EGYPTIAN :
You are smart in math or science
Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
All you eat is kabab and kofta
Your parents have one car that's a Toyota
Your house actually does not smell like food.
You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 0 aww :'(

Native
You have been to a pow wow
You have a native name
You are more than a quarter native
You know what tribe your ancestors were in
You have painted your face like a warrior

You have been to a native exhibit out of school
You play/played lacrosse
You have eaten salmon
total: 1

Scottish
You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
one of your family members has an accent
you actually don't mind bagpipes
Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"
no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings

any team playing England is your best friend
you have tried haggis (I would try it!! hahaha!)
Sean Connery lol
you drink tap water
you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
total: 9 (YAYYYYY!!!)

New Zealand
you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
you know what a barbie is
you hate aussies
you know what an 'aussie' is
you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings
you like chocolate fish /or pineapple lumps
you know what L&P is and you like it!
total: 2

I'M SCOTTISH YAYYYY!!! :D well... I already knew that. Anyone who knows me know i'm scottish through and through heheheee ;)

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