|Goth Albino Angel|
Author has written 99 stories for Xena: Warrior Princess, Teen Titans, NCIS, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Danny Phantom, Wizards of Waverly Place, Jane and the Dragon, Scooby Doo, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Victorious, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Addams Family, Soul Eater, Princess Protection Program, Wrong Turn, Batman, Wild Thornberry, UBOS/Ultimate Book of Spells, Kim Possible, Another Cinderella Story, Crucible, Monster High, Lost Girl, Horseland, Hunger Games, Devil's Diary, Camp Rock, Human Centipede, Tinkerbell, Futurama, Spy Kids, Final Fantasy XIII, Legend of Zelda, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, and Sonny with a Chance.
Gender: What do you THINK? *Sigh* I'm a GIRL!
Age: Who the hell wants to know? F-ing stalkers.
Favorite Colors: Pitch black, Blood red, night purple, midnight blue, bright scarlet, deep crimson, red streaked orange.
Favorite Animals: Tiger, Panther, Spidermonkey
Enjoys: Talking to other people on this website because they are very interesting and pretty friendly. Most of them.
Relationship status: In a relationship.
Birthday: What’s Selena Gomez’s birthday? Subtract seven from it.
All-time fave song: Naturally by Selena Gomez/Naturalmente de Selena Gomez
Country: USA, it says that, dudes.
State: Riiiiiiigghhhttt, take a hike, stalkers.
Fandom: Does it have to be one cause anything Selena Gomez is totally mine.
Fave music genre: Pop, country, rock, hip-hop, some types of rap… anything except heavy metal and scream-o. They don’t work well with the dog like hearing.
Talents: Writing, acting, correcting people, being a smartass, manipulation, using a knife at short range, biding my time until revenge, plotting the revenge that I bide for and dancing. There are more, but you don’t want me to go into detail.
Fave school subject: ENGLISH!!
Least fave school subject: Math. Hate it, hate it, hate it. I hate it with a passion that is almost as deep as my combined loves.
Favorite word(s): Chocolate, Music, Fuck, Write, Hi, Dammit, Wicked, Dance, Love and Read.
Fave food: Does chocolate count? Cause if not, then anything with potatoes EXCEPT potato salad.
When I'm bored, I like: Going into my closet and sleeping… or reading… or-yeah, that one shouldn’t be posted here.
When I'm lazy, my go-to food is: Icing. It’s always in stock in my house.
I hate: Math, rude people, people who try to match my temper because only mom can do that, math, Twitter, Tumblr, stupid people who challenge me... I said math right? Yeah, it’s up there.
I LOVE: Writing, running and life in general, depending on how it treats me.
My fave website(s) is/are: Fanfiction, FictionPress, Passion and Perfection, YouTube, Google, Allpoetry, Facebook
I can't: Draw people, not get an attitude, be overly nice to people I don’t particularly like.
The Russo I'm most like is... I really don’t know cause I have Alex’s cunning and scheming, Justin’s smarts (in everything but math and sciences), Max’s weirdness, Jerry’s appetite (no I’m not fat, judgmental much?), and Teresa’s tenderness. Honestly, I think that I have all the Russos combined.
My fave celeb(s) is/are? : Hm... Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande (Cat Valentine), Katy Perry, Emily Osment, Aly & AJ, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen, Jesse McCartney, Christina Aguilera, Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan), Emma Watson (Hermione), Helena Bonham Carter (Bellatrix)… I’ll add more when I think of more.
Hey y'all, My name is Angel and I'm bi.
I write femslash mostly cuz it just interests me. I hardly ever write femme or meme, But I'm trying. Give me a few weeks/months/years.
I am currently living somewhere you don't need to know. My hobbies include reading, writing, running track and cheerleadng. And, if it counts, flirting with my grlfriend.
Trust me, I'm a smart blonde. I have spent my whole life going against those stupid ass stereotypes. Anyone who says all blondes are stupid can Suck ass and Bite dick for all I care. I may be a bit weird, but my mind always has a motive.
On lighter terms, I'm also studying to be an author and an editor, which is how I ended up here. Don't try to make me do math because if my life depended on it, I'd just die and if your life depended on it... well, I'd try to save you, but it's a lost cause.
Most of the people on this website like Phineas Redux, daviderl, WolfDragonGod, WerePuppy-Jake and Kamouraskan are actualy really good. So I wanna give a shout out to those particular writers.WOOHOO!
Did I mention I was also a really big fan of the ever-beautiful and totally awesome, SELENA GOMEZ?!?! I mean, Miley's good and Demi's better, but Selena is all out WICKED!!!!
I love Selena Gomez! What can I say? Honestly, She's sweet, she's cute, she's caring, thoughtful... and just plain out, over-the-top, bug-your-eyes-out-cuz-you're-in-heaven gorgeous! Seriously, I couldn't ask for anything more except that she would show up on my doorstep wanting to take me on a date. But since I know she can't be mine (no matter how much i want her to be), I just wish that she and Demi would date.
I swear though, Selena has GOT to be bi or gay cuz there is positively no way she can spend so much time around Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift and, hell, even Miley Cyrus, and not be looking at someone's butt ALL the time. Maybe she and Demi are in an in-the-closet relationship. Her relationship with Justin Bieber is totally fixed and if Demi hooks up with Joe again, I just may have to eliminate a member of the Jonas brothers.
For those of you who want to know more about me, just follow the following links. Note: If any of you show up at any of these places, I will pretend not to know you for the next few years.
It's not finished yet, but I'm trying my hardest to get it finished asap.
SORRY IF I'M OFFENDING ANYONE BUT HONESTLY IF I OFFEND YOU, YOU CAN SUCK MY NONEXISTENT DICK AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR NONEXISTENT LIFE.
I specialize in songfics, angst, and sometimes (Ok, most often) mushy fics that involve tons of sex. I'm working on getting a bit out of the M rating and working my way down. I also get nauseated writing/reading male-female stories, so I'm working on that too. So far, I've made it to the threesome stage. All I have to do is take away the second girl and I'll be fine (Easier said than done). My writing style tends to change somewhat depending on what mood I'm in so be careful of that because most of my fics that involve gore, end up turning somewhat mushy in the end, but there are a few that end on a slightly sour note among characters.
STORIES I'M WORKING ON: ALL STORIES ARE ON HIATUS FOR NOW
A Demon's Story: It's a Victorious fic that is kind of like an explanation for some of my upcoming alternate universe Victorious fics. It's technically Cat, Tori, Jade, Trina, but it will be listed under Cat/Tori because that's my favorite pairing.
A Lightened Shadow: A Futurama fic that just came to me. It’s slightly AU, focusing on Leela’s relationship with an OC and the adventures they get into during episodes of the show. Rated M for definite sex scenes, swearing and violence.
Anguish: This is the Sequel to Punishment. It’s AU Tinkerbell focusing on a relationship between Periwinkle and Silvermist and how they overcome Queen Clarion’s countless tyrannical acts.
Blame the Plant: It's a Wednesday/Morticia fic at the request of vruka6. Affections was popular, so I decided to try this as well.
Blood Addiction (co-written with the Grinning Psychopath): Teen Titans/Batman fic. It mixes his twisted mind with my craving for bloodshed. It's a perfect match and you guys should totally check it out. We've hit a snag, but we're working it out. On hiatus until we get our thoughts organized.
Futuristic Assassinating Lover: My English class read the Crucible and I think Abigail should have died. So, here's my take on how the story could have happened. Title inspired by Katy Perry's song, but the story is NOT a songfic. Also on hiatus because I'm confused as to what to do with it just yet.
Innocent Love, Tainted Black: This is a Lost Girl fic that I'm doing for my friend, the Grinning Psychopath. It will have his mainstream idea with my style wrapped into it.
It Doesn't Matter: This is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fic featuring the pairing Buffy/Willow to show how Buffy and Willow got closer during the last few episodes of the seventh season.
Kaotic Interference: It's about this kickass chick who has to make it through the Hunger Games while dealing with her growing affections for one of the Careers. I'm not understanding the lack of reviews since loads of people seem to love the Hunger Games now, but it's whatever.
Knight in Shining Armor Kim and Shego become closer through a series of songs. It's pretty cool and a lot of people seem to like it, for which I'm glad. I wasn't sure if anyone would like my taste in music. Also on hiatus because I have writer's block and Acoustic Dancer and Sonicthehedgewolf are helping me figure it out.
Life Thereafter: New Human Centipede idea I came up with. I mean, what if Jenny hadn’t been diagnosed with Blood poisoning and she and Lindsay had managed to escape? How do they deal with what happened to them? And what if someone was looking to repeat it?
Mating Troubles: A FFXIII fic in which Serah and Lightning are trying to get to Gran Pulse and just so happen to grab a pair of Pulsians on their quest. Warning, rape is included. As well as inaccurate court representations.
Operation-Hook Up: Elsa, Phantasma and Tanis set out to get Winnie and Sibella together
Playful Hints: Though I will make more, this is my third Clawdeen/Toralei fic for Monster High and is Toralei-centric. We won't have Clawdeen's POV in this one, just Toralei.
Punishment: Sequel to Hysteria. Punishment focuses on the aftermath of Hysteria’s events. Silvermist is dealing with her guilt and Periwinkle and Tinkerbell are trying to discern the nightmare/Visions they’re all having.
Rebellious Felines A Demelena Govatez fic in the fandom of Princess Protection Program. Sir Demetri(a) and Princess Selena both have their share of secrets and are content on keeping their secrets hidden. But will the Princess' courting ceremony force them to give up their secrecy to help those they love most? As the girls go through their complications, shocking truths will be put out in the open that no one is prepared for. On hiatus until I figure out where I put the written copy of it so I can continue typing it out. Sorry guys. I should be able to find it soon though.
Seen, yet Unseen: It's a Devil's Diary fic. I had to request the fandom in order to get it published on here. It's just kinda deleted scenes and a remake of the ending type of thing.
Sharp and Bright Fang and Light: I've just started playing Final Fantasy XIII and have no wish to play the others. This is a Flightang story that focuses on Fang and Lightning during the game. It's a permanent T rating, but the second will be an M rating.
Something About Women, Angel Style: A Kim Possible fic I took from kigoangel8302 who got it from WolfDragonGod so now, I'm adding to it. I've got a fourth chapter ready and everything so don’t worry. It should be up with the others soon.
Start Over?: Is a Bellamione (Bellatrix/Hermione for those who don't know) Yes, it's Harry Potter and it's kind of a different ending to the war. This one has no specific plotline since trying to follow cannon plotlines didn't work so well for my last Harry Potter fic.
Stay Out of the Lake!: This is a fic born purely of my subconscious. I had a dream and this is what it gave me. My consciousness fills most of it in, but the main part of it is what my dreams gave me. It's a Camp Rock/Sonny With a Chance crossover.
The Sequels 4-Senior Snag: The fourth and MAYBE last installment in the Sequels series. Alex, Juliet and Selena are destined to either save the world... or destroy it.
Untilted: A Star Wars Clon Wars fic involving Ahsoka, Asajj and Bo-Katan. I need help finding a title so if you have any suggestions this early in, please, by all means, suggest.
Were... What? This is a Horseland fic with Sarah and Scarlet as the pairing. I don't think it's romance and this is a fic that I actually don't want to be romance. There's no slash, but I think you'll still like it nonetheless. I have no idea what the rating is though. Hopefully no more than T or mild M.
Who Am I, Mistress?: Hermione is captured during this particular Harry Potter fic. Once all of the Death Eaters are finished with her, she is given to Bellatrix as a pet to play with. What happens when Bellatrix pushes too far?
FOR ALL MY READERS:
I have decided that you all need to know this, especially the six anonymous reviewers plaguing me recently. So you know what? I’m going against site rules so that I can make everyone understand this. I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD! Meaning I cannot BE on the computer twenty-four fucking seven. Why? Because I have finals and I don’t get out of school until the end of the first week of June. Now that that’s been said, I can’t always be on the computer typing stuff. I WANT to, but I CAN'T. I’m trying. Please give me time! Said and done, I love all of my reviewers because you guys keep me going and I can't wait for more reviews from you guys, thank you for all of your support.
Plus, don't forget I have lots of different stories all written out and lined up to be typed. So keep updated and you'll find them. ';)
Ok, I know I don't have much to copy and paste on my profile, but that's mainly because I thought it would clutter the space. So I put it on my website. Check it out there. But there were some things from my friend Kenneth Black that I did want to put on here as well as the other one. Check out these.
RULES YOU MUST FOLLOW for WOWP
1) They are siblings, nothing else. Wrong, they are wizards, saviors of the world, students, teachers, pranksters, weirdos, schemers, caretakers, dare I continue?
2) They must always live in New York. Well, actually, in my Sequels series, Alex doesn’t live in New York, she lives on a college campus. Where Justin is, is a surprise, and of course, Max is still with his parents helping with the shop.
3) They must always end up with whoever the show made them with at that point in the series.. Alex can hit on other guys/girls, but she must end up with Mason/Dean/Riley. Yeah, no, see, there’s a problem. I only write femslash and the series is too ‘goody, goody, Disney’ to set Alex up with a girl, so that was a rule meant to be broken. Plus, I despise Mason, didn’t pay attention to Riley and nearly ignored Dean.
4) They cannot die. Wrong! Wanna know how? I’ve killed Alex… TWICE! She’s died and reborn TWICE. So, I win that one. She can die, I just can’t keep her dead.
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic has to be the same color as their signature colors. Yeah, that COULD happen because their wizards, but that’s one of the things I DID take from the show, so they can have whatever color they bloody well choose. No, I’m not British, but some of their words and their accent are things that I do particularly love.
6) They can't die. Once again, not your decision on whether I make them die. Look at number four if you didn’t get me.
7) They can't be severely injured. I proved you wrong because I’ve put Alex into a coma, had her malnourished two different years, caused several people to die, and now, I’m bringing a war, so they’re not getting out of this without some major casualties.
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Russos, Zeke, and the characters created by the creator of WOWP. See, that would completely destroy my Sequels series and its subseries the Summers. So, ya kinda have to let the OCs in rule. Once again, I win.
9) Harper HAS to live with the Russos. HA!! Harper’s DEAD in the Sequels and most of my WOWP stories don’t even include her… wow, I’m pretty mean t Harper.
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story. See, here’s the thing about that: I suck at horror stories. My characters come back by supernatural means, definitely, but never horror, nope. Only original horror story in my inventory. The other one is co-written.
11) They can't be in horror stories. I don’t appreciate hypocrites, you know that, right? You just contradicted yourself, therefore, this rule is no longer legit. It’s too much like the Bible anyway. Hypocrite.
12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter. You wish! Just for that, I’m going to think up a story with absolutely NO gags or jokes whatsoever.
13) If you do a WOWP crossover, it must be with some other live action show. No cartoons. Screw you. I can do a crossover with whatever I choose, whether it be a play, a videogame, a comic book, a real book or a cartoon. Take that, stupid rule.
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random. See, now this one doesn’t apply if a character is listening to iPod, CD player, radio, etc. Then, any random song can come on and it could have NO relevance to the story.
15) The Russos do not work for free. If you use them you must send Todd Greenwald $100 by the end of the month or else you'll die instantly. Um, not if I put a disclaimer on them. Then, I don’t shit.
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules. You just confused the hell out of me, so I’m going to ignore you now.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
Stuff about me:
Favorite TV show(s) NCIS, Teen Titans, and Xena: Warrior Princess, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Wizards of Waverly place, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Rizzoli & Isles
Favorite Movie(s): Wizards of Waverly Place (Selena Gomez), Princess Protection Program (Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato), A Cinderella Story (Hilary Duff), Another Cinderella Story (Selena Gomez). Teen Spirit, Succubus (staring the hot and sexy, teen Goth, Liz Vicious),
Favorite Book(s) Twilight Saga, Vampire Academy, Geronimo Stilton Serires, House of Night Series, Warriors Saga, and Harry Potter Series, Morganville Vampires series
Favorite TV Quote(s):
Xena Warrior Princess
Gabrielle's Song: "Well, listen to my story 'bout Gabrielle. Nice young gal, looking really swell. Perfect hair, what a lovely lass. Nice, round breasts and a firm, young (Xena marches over and slaps a hand over Gabrielle's mouth). -Gabrielle in the episdoe Fins, Femmes and Gems from Xena: Warrior Princess.
Wizards Of Waverly Place
Alex: Now first thing first, do not tell Justin. He will just report you to the wizard council.
Oh my gosh! It's the Thursday pop quiz. We have it every Thursday. I am totally caught off guard. --Selena Gomez as Alex Russo
Alex: Okay, first, take out five dollars.
Alex: Oh! I know what we should do! We should let Harper move into the basement. That would be great for me..us..her!
Alex: Let's go inside, but kiss me first.
Harper: You smell like vanilla.
Alex: I know what you did last night and you're not fooling me at all, you dirty cheater.
Zeke: Tink, no! What are you doing?
Theresa: (about Justin being a werewolf) What are we going to do?
(Alex spots Harper and Theresa at the counter with a lot of decorations)
Alex: Dr. Evilini is evil.
Justin: How was your last day of school, Alex?
Jerry: Why can't you be more like your brother?
Justin: I don't have any friends, my teacher doesn't remember me...what did you do?
Alex: Max, how would you get a genie to come back to her lamp?
Jerry: (trying to teach spells) Okay, you haven't eaten for days and your starving, and in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Favorite Movie Quotes:
"I wish you and Dad had never even married!" Selena Gomez as Alex in Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie.
"You are beautiful, Carter." Demi Lovato as Rosie/Princess Rosalinda in Princess Protection Program.
I think you guys should know some of my favorite songs. I'd bore you with all of them, but since I'm very diverse in music... that's not a good idea. So. Here are soem of my favorites.
1. Naturally by Selena Gomez and the Scene
Interesting quotes I found…
"Best friends...you cry, I cry. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge...I stare after your retarded ass and wonder how the hell I fell in love with someone so stupid."
"What doesn't kill you always comes back for a second try. You must be really lucky if you escaped twice."
"Grow up? Make me dickwad! Why don’t YOU grow up?"
"Uno, duo, tres... I learned all this from Dora and I’ve been regretting it since."
"What. The. Futterwack? I listened to you for half an hour and my brain is beaten, melted and burned!"
"My mood changes at the drop of a hat, buy a helmet or deal with it."
"Snarl I’m going to kill everybody in the world! Growl"
"Fuck you ALL! I’m going to drag you all to Tartarus with me, dammit."
"I love school! When it's closed anyway."
"I'm not obsessed, I'm passionate. Say I’m obsessed with Selena Gomez again and I’ll shank you. I’m in love with her, there’s a difference!"
"Huh? Oh of course I heard what you said." I repeat what you said three minutes ago. “No, I wasn’t listening to you just now. Why? Because you didn’t have anything of interest to say.”
“Whoa, whoa, hold on. Ready? Take a deep breath, let it out. Feel better? Good, shut up.”
"Baby, baby, baby, NO! Like baby, baby, stop stalking me!"
"I know 24 isn't the answer to everything, Chocolate is."
"Who says tomatoe? Who has an argument and their point is that 5’12” and 6’ aren’t the same thing? Who cares how the hell you say potato, as long as it's still brown on the outside and yummy on the inside? Who asks why the sky is blue? Idiots."
"I'm emo. I'm punk. I'm goth. I'm bubbly. I'm shy. I'm crazy. That’s just the way I am; deal with it."
"I don't care how old I am, I can still obsess and if you tell me I can’t, the police will find you the next day with a knife through your left eyeball and coming out your right one. Don’t believe it? Try me."
Sorry if I'm offending a lot of people, but, uh, femslash is just something I do so again, suck my non existent dick and move on with your non existent lives.
Let me... Let me put this in here one more time because some people just don't get it.
SORRY IF I'M OFFENDING ANYONE BUT HONESTLY IF I OFFEND YOU, YOU CAN SUCK. MY. NONEXISTENT DICK AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR NONEXISTENT LIFE.
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