Name: Hello! My name is Kosaji, (don't ask about the name, it was an inside joke with my friends)

Follow me on Tumblr: http://tchakladar.tumblr.com/

Age: 19

Location: Eastern United States

Likes: Spicy food, chocolate, helpful reviews, anime/manga, books, etc.

Dislikes: Mary-Sues, Unhelpfully rude reviews, unrealistic angst in fanfiction, poor grammer/ structure/ spelling, etc.

Fandoms

1. Hetalia

2. Prince of Tennis

3. Death Note

4. Bleach

5. Naruto

6. Shugo Chara

7. Dragon Knights

8. Ruroni Kenshin

9. Full Moon

10. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

11. Umineko no Naku Koro Ni

and the list goes on...

Quotes and other fun stuff:

"I can't imagine a world without Light"(Misa)

"Yes, that would be dark."(L)-Misa and L from Death Note

"There are no such things as bigger words, there are longer words."-My mom

"Procrastinators of the world unite!... tomorrow."-Unknown

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. -Mary HirschReader's Digest "Quotable Quotes"

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.- William Davis

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!- Anne Tyler, The Accidental Tourist

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.- Robert

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like. -Lemony Snicket

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. -Fred Allen

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Author Unknown

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. -Tom Waits, Small Change

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. - P.D. East

And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!" -Author Unknown

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. -Author Unknown

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. -Author Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. -Carl Zwanzig

If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. -Elbert Hubbard

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy. -Henry Kissinger

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. -Joseph Conrad

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing. -Gloria Steinem

Interesting labels...

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

I found this too funny not to put on my profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Possible Upcoming Fics (Still in planning stages):

HetaOni (Untitled for now)- Warning,OC will be present! The 12 nations in the mansion are joined by a two people who have been living in the mansion for all of the loops. These people say they were there for all the loops, but the nations don't remember them. Who are they? Are they friend or foe? And why does one of them look suspiciously like Germany? Pairings(not heavy romance):Spamano, GerIta, HRExIta, RusCan, FrUKUS(maybe)

The Rabbit Prince- A parody of The Swan Princess. Prince Francis and Prince Arthur were forced to spend every summer together since Arthur was five, in hopes that the two will fall in love and marry. Unfortunately for their parents, Arthur and Francis hated each other on sight. The two princes have much larger problems than the sexual tension between them; a powerful sorcerer is after Arthur's kingdom, and is willing to do anything to get it. Will the two princes survive and finally get together? Or will the Sorcerer prevail? Pairings: FrUK, Spamano, SwitzxHK

Cardverse Series (Untitled for now)- Arthur Kirkland-Jones was the Queen of Spades, and very much in love with the King of Spades Alfred Jones. However, Alfred does not reciprocate these feelings, and thinks of his marriage to the Queen a sham; an empty, loveless marriage. Having enough, Arthur resigns as Queen and disappears. Time passes, and a new Queen has yet to be accepted by Spades. With a new threat looming over Spades and the entire world of Deck, Arthur is called back to duty, but will Arthur be able to stop it, especially if he isn't Queen anymore?

Current Projects:

The Mummy- Arthur only wants to find a book, Alfred only wants to get rid of the debt he owes to the grouchy Brit and Gilbert just wants to go home. Too bad Fate has other plans. "I think it's time for us to run now" "You think?" The three of them ran from the cloud of locusts descending upon them. It was shaping up to be such a good day too. Based on the movie The Mummy -USUK Spamano GerIta.

Adventures Through Lore- The Dragonfable novelization I was talking about on Tumblr. Meet Amaya, a simple girl with a huge ambition: to become the Greatest Mage in all of Lore! Great timing too, an evil force has started to move and wants to take over Lore. Now Amaya must take her place and fight for the sake of the world. No pressure.

Oneshots on Tumblr- I have been posting small drabbles and oneshots on Tumblr due to the Oneword prompts, go and check them out, they are under the heading Oneword at the right hand side of the page.