Okay hi I'm Viper's Kitten. Feel free to call me Phoenix, Kitten, or Devon.

Thoughts:

Monday February 11th, 2013 Listening to Gaston (Reprise):

First off ignore my random music choice...anyway don't bother looking for Hey Devil...WWE copyrighted my butt for it. So yeah that's gone. Anyway so to my Powerless fans. I promise I haven't given up on Marissa and Seth. I'm just trying to learn French and for some reason Scarlett and Phil are more enthusing...I'm slowly chipping away at Powerless. I need to finish TLC and get to the Slammy chapter and things pick up.

Well if you read Grenades you totally find out what happens to Marissa, but you won't get the fun emotions...anyway just wanted to tell you guys that.

Bye.

Monday January 14th, 2013

Hey Devil is up. I think it's only blocked in Germany. This one was a pain. As much as I love Seth. He put me through the ringer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB2uDs1e_Eo

Tuesday January 8th, 2013 Listening to The Best Is Yet to Come by Hinder

Hi,

Reuploaded and changed Grenades. Don't think it's blocked in countries anymore. If it still is I'm sorry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbQzNImrgIw&feature=share&list=PLt5WXPYPfnEft_gQ5BOigbgfDfowd0QSk

Friday January 4th, 2013 Listening to Grenade by Alex Boye

So the avatar in the corner of there is the new model for Scarlett Punk. Just so you can sort of visualize it in your head.

So I'm including links to my two trailers that I've made.

Grenades: http://youtu.be/FBWn3xti7mM; I'm sorry if it's blocked in your country.

Powerless: http://youtu.be/CCOHDFaAVZM

Wednesday August 8th, 2012 Listening to Girl Gone Wild by Madonna

August's character of the month isn't even my character. :). It's the lovely Velvet Sky in tribute to one of my favorite Knockouts. Since she left Femme Fatale will also be ending. When I get to it. I need to write. I'm very behind in my TNA stories. Not so much my single WWE story.

Thursday July 26th, 2012 Listening to Right By My Side by Nicki Minaj

Road to Wrestlemania ended. I've moved it to Grenades because as much as I love Michelle she's stepping back from the spotlight. She's joining a team of lawyers right now. So check it out.

Tuesday July 17th, 2012 Listening to Radio by Downstait; Watching Craft Wars

Two things. One vote in my poll. You've got two options you can vote for. I probably won't close voting until December. It's when Scarlett is due so you've got plenty of time. Two check out Roman. He's way down there.

Sunday July 8th, 2012 Listening to I Don't Wanna Be In Love by Good Charlotte

July's character of the month is Athena Mercer. She's about to have to defend everything she's ever loved because she dares step up against Mikaela. Maybe that wasn't a wise idea, but she needs to defend her family.

Friday June 8th, 2012 Listening to Cobrastyle by Teddybears

June's character of the month is Scarlett Brooks, Scarlett Punk, the Divas Champion. She's got a lot on her plate considering AJ is making moves on her husband. Scarlett's been handling it well, but that is about to end.

Tuesday May 8th, 2012 Listening to Girlfight by Brooke Valentine

Change it a day early so that it would be changed for tomorrow. This month's character is Mikaela Jones aka The World Heavyweight Champion, Knockouts VP, and Co-GM Mikaela Styles. Mikaela is turning into my little Viper for Impact. With Daniels and Kazarian and this Allen mess. There is only so far you can push my little girl. Any the next change is June 9th. Let's see who impresses me by then. Peace out.

Monday April 9th, 2012 Listening to Dance again by Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull

Starting today I'm going to do character of the month for my avatar. This month until May 9th is Nadya Cardona, aka Harper Ryder. I love her to pieces right now cause she's doing so well picking on Eve. Don't know about next month though. If you've got an opinion look through the OC lists WAY down there. You see them? They start with Phoenix Orton and ends with Natalie Styles. Send me a message if you've got an idea. Maybe I'll make a poll...hm.

Saturday November 12th, 2011 Listening to Demons by Brian McFadden

Segestion. On my home page you should type in Gregory Eldio, Rick Eldio, Hiwitari Eldio, and Marie Eldio. They're some of the newest ones. Just keep looking at the new ones. It lets you know what they're all doing. Also Scarlett Braddock has some new info in it.

Sunday September 11th, 2011 Listening to All About the Power by Jim Johnston

School has started again and I'm working on getting caught up. I've got two chapters in Femme Fatale and Two in My Fortune My Immortal. I'm working on it but you've got to give me some time. You need anything just shoot me a message. Also check out the new Femme Fatale banner and Devon's new picture. I couldn't get to her other one so I found her a new face.

Friday August 19th, 2011 Listening to Dancing With Myself By Glee Cast

Check out the new homepage. It's no where near finished but it gives you a few characters. I'll be adding more and from all of my stories and those you haven't met yet. Next Wrestling OC to go up would be Scarlett Braddock. School's starting again soon.

Tuesday May 24th, 2011 Listening to Take Back The Fear by Hail the Villan

Sorry for not updating stories guys. I'm hoping to sit down today and crank them out. You're waiting for updates in Light's Out, Personal Warfare, Femme Fatale, My Fortune My Immortal, Two Sides of Me, Viper's Thorns, and Jarrett's Princess. My AP classes are just about over and Summer is coming which should mean more updates for me. Thanks for being patient with me. Also working on a Priest story called Broken Vows.

Love,

Phoenix

Thursday March 31, 2011 Listening to I Came To Play

Site is fixed. I'll be posting Viper's Thorns soon. All be posting two new TNA stories eventually. James StormxOC/Robert RoodexOC and CrimsonxOC/Matt MorganxOC. She's in My Veins is almost over and that is sad. Anywa keep an eye out for things.

Wednesday March 23rd, 2011 Listening to Knock You Out by Tila Tequila

Frustrated. No updates until the sight gets fixed. Depressing Day. Writing Viper's Thorns which is like way in the future with everyone's kids...I don't know how this is going to work out. Anyway wanted to say that a few new profiles will be thrown up as well as a whole new section with just pictures. They'll come later though pictures I mean.

Monday February 28th, 2011 Listening to Ala-Freakin-Bama by Trace Adkins

I have uncluttered my profile a little. The rest of my pictures can be found here. Go through my albums to find the rest of the pictures. Adding Michelle Jericho's profile and will be adding the rest soon.

Monday January 10th, 2011 Listening to The Day She Got Divorced by Reba

Hi first time doing this. I just wanted to let you know that school is kicking my butt. Anyway I'm keeping up with my stories and the only bad thing is that I have an idea for a story but not a title. Anyway I'm here to tell you that I'm starting to make banners and they may not be the best but I'll take requests so send me a message with names of people for pictures, titles, and quotes if you want them. Colors to. Can't do much else because this is all done with paint.

With love,

Kitten

Banners by other people:

She's In My Veins this is due to a big thank you to gloomysunday and sorry you want find s/he on here.

Banners by me:

WrestleMania Surprises

When We Have Issues

What Happens In Vegas Doesn't Stay There

Was She Worth It?

Two Sides of Me Character References

Two Sides of Me

To Tame A Dragon 2

To Tame A Dragon

The Bite Is Permant But The Feelings Remain

Sugar and Spice and the Guns

Styles's Poison

She's Not As Delicate As She Looks

She's In My Veins Making Her My Addiction

She Can Get It

Shattered Glass

Personal Warfare

Peanut Butter and Powdered Doughnuts Minor Characters

Peanut Butter and Powdered Doughnuts

Our Parents' War Is About To Become Ours

My Fortune My Immortal

Light's Out

It Pays to Be Roode or Does It

It Never Ends

It Makes Me ill

I'm Tired of Being Used

I'm Not Who You Think I Am

I Hate You and the Feelings Mutual

Helping Hand

Follow You Home

Femme Fatale (New)

Femme Fatale

First Meeting Again

Fantasy

Don't Try To Stop Me I Care Too Much

Deal With The Devil

Deadly Attractions

Dangerous Man

Chocolate Rain

Broken Vows

Battle of Wills 2

Battle of Wills

Stories I'm Working On:

Phoenix Rising (Collab)

My Fortune My Immortal (AJ StlyesX Mikaela; KazarianXSelena)

Femme Fatale (CrimsonxOC; Matt MorganxOC; Velvet SkyxOC)

It Pays to Be Roode or Does It (Justin RobertsxAvery Roode)

Aftermath of Vegas (Multi couples)

Peanut Butter and Powdered Doughnuts (Percy Jackson) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

Two Sides of Me (DeanxDes) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

To Tame A Dragon (Daniel BryanxOC) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

I Hate You and the Feelings Mutual (The MizxOCxAlex Riley) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

Styles's Poison (AJ StylesXMikaela) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

Deal with the Devil (BlackheartxOC) (Ghost Rider) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

The Bite is Permanent but the Feelings Remain (Deacon FrostXOC) (Blade) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

Sugar and Spice and The Guns (Alex/OC and Chris/OC) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

First Meeting Again (NASCAR)(Joey LoganoxMaryse Sky) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

Helping Hand (Deadliest Catch) (JoshxBellatrix) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

Clash of the Titans Story (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

Alice (The Syfy version) (On Haitus...Muse ran off somewhere)

I'm Tired of Being Used (The Gates) (Brett/Guinevere)

She's Not as Delicate as She Looks (RobXIrisXBrutus) (On Hiatus...muse died)

First Born (Marissa/Drake) (Dark-Hunter) (Co-Written with Night-Cat) (Muse ran away for right now)

Finished Stories:

I Get Off (RandyxPhoenix one shot)

She's In My Veins Making Her My Addiction (Sequel to It Makes Me Ill) (RandyxPhoenix/Storyline DanielxPhoenix)

Car Troubles (RandyXPhoenix)

It Makes Me Ill (RandyXPhoenixXEdge (Adam))

Chocolate Rain (KofiXVendetta) (For Lady Fritzy, love you girl)

Something In Your Mouth (RandyXPhoenix)

Answers Bring More Questions (Bella asks Nyx about her life story and how she was turned.)

Well That was Different (SwaggerxAdrianna) (Kane Questions Adrianna)

I'll Follow You Home (SwaggerxAdrianna)

Supermassive Black Hole (CodyxMegan)

Shattered Glass (IsabellaxTed)

Was She Worth it? (TedxIsabella)

She Can Get It (Ted talks about Phoenix)

When We Have Issues (GregxKat)

Fallen Angel (Phoenix fear of being picked up is revealed)

What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Stay There (WadexAurora...Wade gets what he wants forever)

WrestleMania Surprises (Jack SwaggerxAdrianna...)

Stories I'm thinking about writing:

It's My Life (ChristianXBlair)

Princess's Wolf (KeeganXVivien) (Dark-Hunters)

Orton's Always Cause Trouble (RandyxPhoenix, KofixVendetta, and SheamusxSerenity)

Cake Frosting (Evan BournexPhoenix)

You're Not the Only One (DOOM) (JohnxSelena)

Fantasy (SheamusxSerenity)

Fate's A Witch (Title Pending) (Sequel to The Bite is Permanent but the Feelings Remain) (KingxDevon/Slight DrakexDevon)

I also take requests on stories. You've got to give me some time because my muses are picky little buggers. My muses are mostly Randy Orton, Edge, Kofi Kingston, AJ Styles, Rob Terry, Brutus Magnus, Phoenix, Blair, Evan Bourne, Jeff Hardy. Well they're not limited to these guys because I write all kinds of things...I just haven't gotten around to posting some of my other writings.

List your favorite WWE Superstars and answer the questions.
1. Randy Orton / 2. Evan Bourne / 3. John Cena / 4. Jack Swagger / 5. Shawn Michaels/ 6. Mickie James / 7. Triple H / 8. Chris Jericho/ 9. Daniel Bryan / 10. Christian / 11. Melina / 12. Beth Phoenix

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic before?
No

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Jack Swagger? He's a solid 7/10.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Strange. Switch that a little so it's Chris who got Beth pregnant...I wouldn't write it.

4. Do you recall any fic about Nine?
Yes. She's In My Veins Making Her My Addiction by Viper's Kitten

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hmmm. Maybe. I've seen stories with them as a couple

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Uh I don't know.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I think Hunter may have a joke about Evan and Beth.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
While Christian's away on injury he and his wife go and visit John and his family. Once there mass kidnapping of the women happens and the guys have to find them before they are killed.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Probably.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Fire's Extingushed

11. What kind of plot would you use for Four to de-flower One?
I have no idea.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Maybe

13. Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
No

14. Would anyone on your friend's list read Two/Four/Five?
No

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of passion?
I have no idea. Maybe her name.

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Either God Pounds His Nails or Dirty Pitcure

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hm. Randy/Mickie/Beth uh maybe abuse somewhere.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hm. Something about heights...considering Bourne's afraid of heights.

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Uh well Melina might say something along the line of how cute a couple they are.

20. How Emo is Seven?
Hm how about Zero percent!

21. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Randy and Hunter are in a happy relationship until Daniel Bryan runs off with Hunter. Randy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Melina and a brief unhappy affair with Beth Phoenix, then follows the wise advice of Shawn Michaels and find true love with John Cena.

22. What title would you give this story?

Love and the Viper?

23. The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with Two!

With adorable little Evan? Ah thank you. Now excuse me while I go get ready.

Muse Discussions:

12-15-10 (After watching NXT Karaoke earlier that day.)

Phoenix: They sucked...all of them but Byron...I actually pitty you Daniel.

Daniel: You're telling me. He had the MIZ for crying out loud.

Phoenix: At least you're not going through a divorce...oh wait you're the cause.

Daniel: You lair. We've already said we're not the cause about five times isn't that right Devon?

Me: Uh yeah whatever Daniel...guys want to help me pick out the girls' entrance music. I'm torn between two Hinder songs.

Phoenix: You already fixed mine again...would you stop changing it? Anyway I'm really feeling Striptease but that's me. I think you should have me sing a little bit more.

Daniel: Waking Up the Devil fits better. Anyway Dev...you're not going to get me hurt are you?

Me: Maybe...I don't know. I know how the story ends but not what to do with you. Hm maybe if you're nice Daniel I'll find a good replacement for you then Phoenix.

Daniel: For the last time I AM NOT with Phoenix. It was all Alex's fault.

Alex: Hey don't blame me it only happened twice..you're the one who had the tag matches with her and now she's got a storyline with you.

Randy: Shut up before I put you through another table.

Me: Isn't table matches for the WWE championship at TLC getting old? There was one last year with John vs Sheamus...now there is one this year with Miz vs Randy...I call Alex be banned from ringside.

Miz: Never going to happen sweetheart.

Me: 1. Get out of my head. 2. Bite me Miz.

Hunter: You should just write your chapters and save yourself the trouble. You're going to watch the Slammy's eventually.

Me: I'm getting there you do two AP classes and then talk to me about chapters. I've got the silly Wade Barrett muse running around too...I'm pretty sure he's plotting with Ginger, Gabriel, and Micheal about getting their own stories.

Wade: Me do something like that? You're insane.

Me: Shut up before I excommunicate you myself.

Wade: I'd like to see you try.

Me: -Glares at him-

David: Is Phoenix going to room with me much longer considering she's taking her kids with her?

Me: Maybe I don't know yet. I think so...give me time.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30 am. Well, what are you waiting for?

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

repost this if you are against abortion.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity