alienyouthct
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since: 07-19-02, id: 237207, Profile Updated: 01-30-12
country: USA
Author has written 18 stories for Angel, Harry Potter, X-Men, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Mass Effect, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Ultimate Marvel, Caprica, Hellboy, StarTrek: Enterprise, Young Avengers, and X-Men: The Movie.

Voilá! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Major comics crossover fan, which includes derivative works like the movies and shows like Smallville (well, the early seasons before it all went to shit). Not a big fan of people who couldn't pass a high school English test writing fics though. Villain.


1. Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King » reviews
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Narcissa/f/f/f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,716 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 5-21-13 - Published: 4-18-13 - Harry P. & Narcissa M.
2. Be a Tool reviews
Miranda's finally moving beyond the Combat Catsuit. Strangely enough, it's Liara who does not approve.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-13 - Miranda L. & Liara T'Soni - Complete
3. Vanguard » reviews
Faith Lehane makes an ill-advised wish on her dying breath. Miranda Lawson makes an ill-advised wish in a moment of frustration. Now Commander Faith Shepard is back from the dead and ready to kick ass, take names, and seduce asari.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-14-13 - Published: 12-24-12
4. Blue Belle » reviews
He dressed up as his state's senior senator. Now he's a blue woman. How the hell does Xander keep landing himself in these situations?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,746 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-11-12 - Published: 5-13-12 - Xander H. & Cordelia C.
5. Power of the Sun reviews
"The Goblet of Fire! Anyone wishing to submit themselves to the tournament need only write their name upon a piece of parchment and throw it in the flame before this hour on Thursday night. Do not do so lightly! If chosen, there's no turning back."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-12 - Luna L. & Hermione G. - Complete
6. Agent Elle reviews
Black suits? Check. Black Ray-Bans? Check. Neuralyzer? …well, they've got something close enough…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-30-12 - Hermione G. & Luna L. - Complete
7. In Your Eyes reviews
For some reason, the first question that came to Hermione's mind wasn't why Luna was hovering outside her dorm window on a broom. It was… "When did Luna see 'Say Anything…?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-12 - Hermione G. & Luna L. - Complete
8. Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru » reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,025 - Reviews: 1114 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 6-27-08 - Harry P.
9. Trigamy » reviews
Xander had a bit too much to drink last night and wakes up a good deal less single than he started...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-21-11 - Published: 9-10-11 - Xander H. & Cassie L./Stature
10. To Boldly Bite… reviews
…where no vamp has bitten before. When Earth emerges from the ashes of World War III and reaches for the stars, humans aren't the only ones with arms outstretched.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-11 - Drusilla & T'Pol
11. Come With Me… reviews
Harry asks for help. He gets some. From the year 2027.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-28-11 - Luna L. & Harry P. - Complete
12. Harry Potter and the Second Life » reviews
Wishing upon a falling star, 17 year-old Harry ends up in the body of his 10 year-old self, in a world where nothing is quite the same. How will he handle being a 'normal' boy in an unknown world? LP/NM, JP/OC, SB/OC, the rest are still kids
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,228 - Reviews: 877 - Updated: 4-25-11 - Published: 11-4-10 - Harry P. & Tracey D.
13. Lost and Found » reviews
After displacing the yahg and becoming the new Shadow Broker, Liara T'Soni begins taking stock of what she's inherited… and discovers that Earth has been part of the galactic community longer than they've known.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-7-10 - Published: 9-28-10 - Shepard (F) & Kasumi G.
14. Quiet My Heart » reviews
When the Ministry passes a particularly inane law, Hermione decides she too must obey… the letter of it. The spirit of it? Pfft. Based on the moronic 'I can't think of a real reason to ship someone with an evil character' marriage law challenge. Barely.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-23-10 - Published: 7-19-10 - Hermione G.
15. When Cameron Met Zoe » reviews
To ensure victory for humanity once and for all, John and Cameron delve deep into history… and Cameron travels back to when and where things actually began.
Crossover - Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles & Caprica - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-16-10 - Published: 3-14-10 - Cameron & Zoe G.
16. Holly, Phoenix, Diamond, and Elm » reviews
On a fateful Halloween, Harry Potter's parents fall to Voldemort and Harry becomes the Boy-Who-Lived. The affair attracts unwanted attention and the course of Harry's life is changed for the… stranger?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,073 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 1-14-10 - Published: 12-17-09 - Emma F./White Queen & Harry P.
17. I Kissed A Girl » reviews
Mary Jane Watson kisses a girl and she likes it. Illyria kisses a girl and she likes it. Peter Parker… it just sucks to be Peter.
Crossover - Angel & Ultimate Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-23-09 - Published: 6-22-08 - Illyria
18. Soundtrack to Your Life » reviews
In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 10-16-08 - Published: 7-23-08 - Hermione G. & Luna L.
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