I'm 18. I love the Mentalist and Castle, they are my favorite shows, and I owe it all to my bff. My favorite girl character is Van Pelt, and my favorite guy character is Rigsby, but overall, Van Pelt is my favorite character. I love Castle and Beckett. I hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate constructive criticism, but I absolutely hate straight out garbage, so please keep that in mind while you read my work, and again, enjoy.

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Please check out Moon White Rose's fics, she's my sister and an amazing writer.

this is how you know that your obsessed with the mentalist

you listen to references to the show in every song

the majority of emails in your inbox are about the mentalist

you have a mentalist playlist on your ipod/Mp3 player

you have some scenes memorized

you can spend the whole day doing nothing but reading fanfiction

when you wake up, the first thing that pops into your head is the mentalist(that and checking my emails to see if any new mentalist storys have been added)

you always wait for the right moment to say a quote of the mentalist when you're talking to someone

you can type "The mentalist" really fast because of all the times you've googled it

you are in class and start drawing RJ smiley faces on your notebook, of course with your red pen.

you bust out mentalist quotes when the time calls or randomly in the day!

you start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying

your more observant to the people around you

when someone says "How dare you" you just say back "did I do something daring?"

you do a magic trick and when asked about it you mention the magic circle assasians

you practice being dead pan like Kimball Cho even when someone tells you a joke!

when you get any magazine, you flip to the TV section just to see if the mentalist was in the top 20 watched!

you want to get a shirt that says team mentalist! or team jisbon/rigspelt

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU FELL UNDER ANY OF THESE ABOVE!!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people looked at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really hate those e-mails that say 'Make a wish! If you don't send this to 50 people in 1 minute, it won't come true!', but still send it on anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are against child abuse, Copy and paste this on your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

1) I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3) I totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5) How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6) Map Quest really needs to start their directions at #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9) Bad decisions make good stories.

10)I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

11) "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this--ever.

12) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring ["Hello? Hello? Darn it!"] but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

13) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14) I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

A poem:

Girls are like apples on trees
The best ones are at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples up top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy
to come along,
the one who's brave enough
to climb all the way
to the top of the tree.

Important advice:

I would like to say something to all of you that reads not only my stories, but other authors also.

We, the authors that write FF are not paid for it. We have no publishers, and no one to help us to make the publicity of our work.

That means that we have no sales statistics or critics comments to know how good or bad the story is.

We write because we love to do it and we love to share what are imagination can conjure. The only way we have to know if our story is good or bad is for you to let us know what you think about it. And for you to do that you have to leave us a review.

Review if you think the chapter is bad.

Review if you think the story sucks.

Review if you think the author needs to go and learn how to write.

Review if you love the story, or if you are in love with the main character.

Review to give your opinion and to make it known.

Review if you can't wait to know something, or to make the author answer a question.

No matter your reason, or how you do it, just leave a review. We all love to have your feedback.

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If you think that Prince Zuko is, was, and forever will be the greatest, and hottest, character on Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this to your Bio and add your username to the list: Moon White Rose, Forest Princess