Hi!! I'm Sly.Lyk.A.Slytherin

Real Name: Not important.

Pen Names: Mimo Emo, Sly.Lyk.A.Slytherin, Crimson.Little.Furball., Lilies Fall, xXMyFallenRoseXx, Mimi, ect.

Age: Old enough to know better, youg enough to still do it.

Fanfiction Family:xXTheyCallMeGuppyXx and Captain Pokie the Llama Spaz 8

Some of my Favoretes: Harry Potter, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Beautifal Creatures, Harry Potter, Twilight, Harry Potter, Scott Pilgrim, Harry Potter, InuYasha, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland 2010, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Edward Scissorhands, Harry Potter, Impulse Ellen Hopkins, Harry Potter, House of Night, Harry Potter, Push, Harry Potter, Naruto, Harry Potter, Invader Zim, Harry Potter, Ninja Assassin, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, Harry Potter,

Main Obsession: Harry Potter(lol can you tell? ^-^)

My House: Ok i took the the test and it said Slytherin, so at first i was like 'Wah?' but now that i think about it, makes complete sence. ;P

Blood Status: Muggle born. My hogwarts letter ran away. :'(

If my Hogwarts letter didn't run away who would be my favorite teacher be? Severus Snape!! Without a second thought!

If my Hogwarts letter hadn't run away from me who would I fall for? Fred Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, George Weasley, maybe Neville Longbottem and even though they are kind of old, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin.

If my Hogwarts letter didn't run away from me who would be my best friends? Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Hagrid, along with Luna Lovegood, all the other Weasleys(exept Ron and Molly they annoy me), Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange(hehe!!), Blaise Zabini, Daphne Greengrass, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Theodore Nott and possibly Sirius Black.

If my Hogwarts letter didn't run away who would my possible enemies be? Well...Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, possibly Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Umbridge, Lily Potter nee Evans (I just don't like her), Dudley Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Petunia Dursley nee Evans, Wormtail, Lockheart, Fudge(I just think he's stupid), and of course Lord Voldemort (Lord Moldy Butt!!!), Lucious Malfoy and...OMG this list is sooooooooo long.

If my Hogwarts letter didn't run away from me would I play Quidditch and if so, what position? No, I'm waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy to afriad of heights, I'd probably end up screaming bloody murder before I was even two feet off the ground.

What year would I be in? Hogwarts terms: 5th year. Regular terms: the 9th grade.

Harry Potter oath

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

.:YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...:.

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

Why I hate Ron and Hermione

1. RON IS SO MEAN TO HER.

2. It takes hime FOREVER to realize this hot girl is his BFF.

3. It takes the longest time for him to realize she's hot.

4. or the fact that she's a girl.

5. He' stupid.

6. Hermione's a genius.

7. He dated 'LAVENDER.' (I hate her guts!!!!!)

8. He made a big deal about the whole Hermione/Viktor thing.

9. But he was to chicken to ask her himself.

10. He used her as a back up plan.

11. Harry had to get Ron his date.

12. and SO many more reasons.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
This is Haha cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

"There's a whole in the world, it's a great dark pit.
and it's filled with people who are filled with sh*t
the vermin of the world inhabit it."
-"there's no place like London"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Your Results:

Disorder Rating

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: High

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: High

Dependent: High

Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

MINE: I Loved A Phone Because A Hoe Stole My Taco

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are/did!-

Dear Jacob,

I win,

Edward.

Dear Edward,

I made out with your wife twice and now i'm sleeping with your daugther. i think i win,

Jacob.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when your in the middle of class and someone says, "I don't think that my life is fair," and you say, "Look at Sweeney. Look at Erik! YOu think you got it bad!" Crazy is when your sitting in your room all by yourself watching a Trix comersioal and suddenly you hear "What a cruel unjustice!" and then you hear a more childish voice say "Why can't they just give him some cerial!". And then you realize it's all in your head!! If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

Love is like a puzzle. When you’re in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.

It’s been raining since you left me, now I’m drowning in the flood.

You see, I’ve always been a fighter, but without you I give up.

If you were the last tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for the fear of losing you forever.

You brought me to my knees when you said I love you but you turned back around an brought me to my feet when you said you were in love with another.

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front of a bullet for someone you care about

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
(i do try not to hurt their feelings though)

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serously, no one gets out alive anyway.

Life's tough...Get a helmet.

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends.

Life's greatest pleasure is doing what people tell you not to do.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, its just that your's is stupid.

Man invented language to satisfy their deep need to complain.

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

My VAMPIRE can beat up your WEREWOLF!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say: ROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say: roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN

Haha.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

ON WARNING LABELS:

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion.)
On Nana’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...?)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Go ahead and crush the dreams of little kids!!)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one!...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
(This one is mine) On my friend's shoe tag: Warning; Not fire-proof.
(No shit!)

QUOTES!

Someone once said that love is like the difference between Tequila and Whiskey, you can get drunk on both, but love is like Whiskey in that it leaves a trail, a burn…long after the liquid has hit your stomach; with Tequila, you just get wasted and spend the night in the bathroom.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"- William Congreve

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think"-Author Unknown

"The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself" -Elizabeth Metcalf

"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else in return." -Unkown

"What was that?" "Oh, nothing...I was just...yelling at my mothers ern..." -Megamind

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Casizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Green Fox

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maria

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Luccales

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Green Sprit

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Acmotda

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Prommy

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Cherry Life

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Green Patchy

Random Stuff-Spread the word!!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile. If you think that people who bully others are sad, loney, pitiful and quite frankly just nasty human beings copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are THE Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that black is better then white, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Hermione's to good for Ron, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Remus Lupin should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Severus Snape should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sirius Black should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred Weasley should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think All Malfoys (minus Draco) are stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Justin Bieber is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate the Jonas brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw?

Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman),JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.), Erik's Apprentice ( Erik, Sweeney, Luke, Eragon, Brom, Percy, Stitch ( YES, LILO AND STITCH Stitch ), Fang, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi ). DarkMoon (draco Malfoy, Jack Sparrow, Rum Tum Tugger), Sly.Lyk.A.Slytherin (Draco Malfoy,and several more not telling!)

Harry: "I've been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me."

Hermione: "What's that?"

Harry: "That even though we got a fight ahead of us, we've got one thing that Voldemort doesn't have."

Ron: "Yeah?"

Harry: "Something worth fighting for."

-AngelForTonight

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Girls: Comebacks for cheesy pickup lines!

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, you wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right! I want you… to leave."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: Girl, you must be a theif because you just stole my heart!
Woman: Sory, you must have me mistaken for someone else; I only steal valuable things.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with all books, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart, Erik's Apprentice. DarkMoon1213,Crimson.Little.Furball

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

When you dial a Mental Hospital...

RING...RING... Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
()You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
()You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
()You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool.
()You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sometimes)
(x)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
()You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
()Sports are fun
(x)Talk with food in your mouth.
()Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
()You wear lip gloss/stick.
()You love skirts.
()Cats are better than dogs.
()You love to shop.
(x)You wear eyeliner.
()You wear the colour pink.
(x)Go to your mum for advice
()Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
()You hate wearing the colour black.
()You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
()You like wearing jewellery.
()Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
(x)You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance.
(x)It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.
(x)You have more than 1 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x)You like wearing body perfume
(x)You love the movies.
(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.
()Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 9

Things you NEED to know,

1. Canon- From the book.

2. Non-canon- When it is not from the book.

3. Slash- Guy with guy stories.

4. Femeslash- Girl with girl stories.

5. Smut- M stuff.

6. Lemon- Really M stuff. Even worse than smut.

7. Flames- Mean reviews. When you trash a fic.

8. OC- Original Character. When you make up your own character.

9. OOC- Out Of Character- When a canon character is not accurate.

10. AU- Alternate Universe- When the story is set in a different universe then that the author has created.

11. Fluff- Sweet romantic moments. No action/adventure or anything.

12. OTP- Apparently, this means One True Pairing. I assume this means that it's the one pairing you enjoy and stand by. (This is not to be confused with OoTP, which means Order of the Phoenix. ;)

13. Ship- A pairing/couple. Comes from relationship.

14. One-shot; Two-shot; Three-shot- One chapter, two chapters, three chapters.

15. Songfic- A fic including, or based upon, a song.

16. Mary Sues- A character (usually OC) that is favored by the author and pretty much perfect in every way.

17. A/N- Author's Note. Self- explanatory.

18. AH- All Human. All characters are human. This is not commonly seen.

19. POV- Point of View.

20. R&R- Read and review!

21. Lime- Like Lemon, but not as bad.

22. Drabble- A fic that is from 50-500 words in length.

Harry Potter 10 Commandments

1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

2. You shall not take Harry Potter's name in vain.

3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.

4. Honor the wizards for gracing you with their presence.

5. You shall not kill squibs or muggle-borns.

6. You shall not love both Harry and Draco equally. (Even if you know you love Draco more.wayy more...)

7. You shall not steal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from fellow fans to see how they will react when they can't read the end.

8. You shall not lie, for Dumbledore will know that you did anyways. (Curse that Veritaserum!)

9. You shall not covet Draco Malfoy. (After all, he belongs with Hermione...and not us..so sad..)

10. You shall not covet Harry's Firebolt, or his Invisibility Cloak.

Did You Know?

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the meanest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Johnny Dep
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL.

19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

mendacem memorem esse oportet
It is fitting that a liar should be a man of good memory
(liars should have good memories) [latin]

nosce te ipsum =
Know thyself [latin]

struit insidias lacrimis cum femina plorat. =
When a woman weeps, she is setting traps with her tears. [latin]

"Every moment of light and dark is a miracle."
~Walt Whitman [english]

"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat."
~Edgar Allan Poe [english]

"You whispered goodnight in a way that I never knew"
~x-Black-Butterfly-x [english]