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since: 07-19-02, id: 237384
Author has written 15 stories for Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Grand Theft Auto, Metal Gear, Cowboy Bebop, Matrix, Max Payne, Hellsing, Half-Life, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Huzzah for the total Bio Revamp! Getting rid of all that 'venting' for now and adding new 'venting' in! It's like syphoning cream from an old Twinkie, putting in new cream and calling it 'Factory Fresh' anyway!

In all seriousness, I have some bad news.

Entry is canned. Canned, sealed and left in the basement for when those damn Chinese Commies come 'crossin' the Specific Ocean. (My apologies to you if you are Chinese, Communist or the Pacific Ocean) So, for all you 'True Beleivers', sorry but I have just lost the steam. I'm like a locomotive trapped in the desert. Though one wonders what the hell the Locomotive is doing there, off the tracks and in the desert, it makes for a decent analogy.

Thus proving that I still lack any responsibility, never mind the ability to spell the word. Oh well, who knows. If the fates have it out for me (and if I ever get a new copy of Word for my home comp) I might just continue it.

Oh, by the way. To all my non-constructive nay-sayers, who are naturaly all anonmyous reviewers, a hardy Fck You goes out. For the...er...'person', for lack of a better word, asbeing anonmyous for all I know you could be aniratePenguin,who reviewed one of the few Silent Hill stories I ever made when I was still a 'n00b' at writing this stuff, you don't get quite so much. Mainly, because of the fact that despite having a bit of that ever irritating Fanboy defensiveness that seems to permiate around here like the stentch of rot in Ted Bundy's basement, you remained largely constructive. To that, I thank ya. Agreeing that it was a crappy story, however and I could probably do a better job today.

However, if you have to be harsh, have the Bizzals (thats gonads in my interpretation in Ebonics)

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1. Der Pony reviews
Frylock has a TimeMachine. Shake needs Pony's, Hitler needs lessons and the Mongols invade New Jersey and feck up history along the way. Spelling Corrected, But screws up the seperators yet again. Insert agravated groan.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-05
2. Two Blink's, Gone reviews
Frylock, concerned with the lack of intelegence in the world, creates a gun that enhances brains, or so he beleves. When Shake is Disintegrated, Meatwad commits an act of both pure bordeom and insanity.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-12-05
3. The Figuring reviews
Shake decides to boil some actionfigures in Carl's pool. Naturaly, all hell breaks loose. First ATHF fic! Go easy on me, and R&R
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-13-05
4. Why Must They Be So Cruel? reviews
(PG-13 For use of the F-Word) The POV of a scientist trapped in the Black Mesa Office Complex. Also from the POV of a solider. I cant say much else about it without giving an important part of the story away...but it is from the POV of a scientist scared
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-05
5. Snake Tries Anime reviews
AH-HAHA! THE PRODIGAL RETURN! This story is back, for the masses. I hope you still enjoy this story as much as you all did back then. :)
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-04
6. The Singing Feild reviews
Pip, unable to sleep, comes out to the target range to just gaze out at the countryside. Seras joins him, and soon a trade of secrets begins. (Sorta Fluff with some angst at the end. Man, do I suck at titles. Lord have mercy and R&R!)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-04
7. Entry » reviews
Smith is now an exile, a rouge program in the matrix. And the Merovingian is very intrested in his potential. He sends the Twins after Smith as a 'draftiee' for a renegade army. (Chapter 8 up! Sorry for the VERY long delay)
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-8-04 - Published: 11-3-03 - Smith, A. & Merovingian
8. Noir Yorks Dark Problem reviews
(Re-do of the orriginal) After Max Payne 1, and if Max Payne 2 never started, Max, along with Vincent Gognitti and Mona Sax, attempt to escape from New York after a virus morphs the fauna. Resident Evil Crossover. Would list improvements, too many to put
Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-04
9. You're a Mean one, Mister Smith! reviews
A re-write of the fameous christmas song, You're a mean one, Mister Grinch. Although i have left some of the original lyrics in, most have been modified because A, i dont want to be seen as a copier, and B, so they fit with the Matrix. Flames expected.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-27-03 - Smith, A.
10. Risky Mamba reviews
When a mysetryous man comes from a future 70 years away, and anialates a Spaceport security team on Mars, Spike and the bebop crew go after him, his name? Vash, calls himself Vash the Stampede (stinks at a good sumuray, R&R, prolouge for now)
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-03
11. Is this love? reviews
Snake and Meryl meet in Snakes place after Shadow Moses. Song Fic with Whitesnake's "is this love"
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-26-03
12. More than a crossbreed » reviews
When umbrella buys a chain of islands, they inadvently send in hunk to go into a deathtrap.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 1-17-03
13. Something big this way comes reviews
the crossover you never thought you'd see. when the mayor decides to addopt third energy as the city powersourse, someone disagrees and a castrophy happens. a GTA3/Dino Crisis crossover.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-27-02
14. silent cresendo reviews
a breff sumarary of the game with the song leave youre light's on. made by carlos santana
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-02
15. dont stop to hide reviews
steve's death as seen by clarie with the creed song dont stop dancing. rated PG-13 for some swearing. PLEASE REVEW!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-02
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