Thank you for taking the time to read my stories and even my profile, which is getting longer (sigh) I am a female, single and no living children.

A long time Transformers, Stargate SG-1, Knight Rider and Marvel X-Men fan, hence my stories. I live on the Oregon coast with 7 cats. I am a full time Christian and computer nut and was a volunteer firefighter and EMT for over seven years.

I write fanfics for the fun of it and want the story to bring a smile and provide an escape. Life has enough of its own sorrows so I tend to avoid dark angst type fics but you never know what plot bunny will hop through and tackle me. Fic links and related artwork from that artist are listed below.

Latest Update:

I am now on Live Journal! under the id name: hummergrey. Notes and misc on the chapters and a few things not posted here for fun upcoming.

Fics in Progress:

If An autobot, Do Not Do the Following - Updated 2x a week or more depending on time and space. Over 50 chapters and as long as people laugh and review to let me know they want more, I will keep writing. For me, this fic will always be "Prowl's Rules" I decided against that title as not everyone knew who Prowl was or why he had rules.

No Where Else to Go - More often as I dumped my original grand plan of certain chapters for certain characters. Post as the chapters are completed.

Prime's Bad Day - In progress and NOT POSTED yet.

Bumblebee's Bad Attitude - In progress and NOT POSTED yet.

One shots / Mini Fics - Boo Boo Bot Bunny - Complete (for now) Have had requests to continue as a cuteness "Awww" type fic. Other one shots as they are written. No guarantee when. I had thought to stick with my 2 main stories only then the plot bunnies swarmed and that was that. I know it makes it a little harder to keep up when multiple fics appear and keep up with each plot but hey, you're intelligent enough to read this means you can keep the fics in perspective. My chapters are relatively short and reread for fun if not.

Favorite Sayings:

I've got to fix that.

You have got to be kidding!

Now? You think of this now ?!

Is it on the list?

Things that delight me:

Reviews, reviews, and suggestions (what writer doesn't?)

Inspiring someone else with a fic piece or clip.

Cats and kittens

Pizza, cheese fondue, spaghetti, cesear salad and hot fresh bread

The beach and ocean waves

Overcast, kinda rainy days (I live on the coast for a reason and get heat sick way too easy)

Things that frustrate me:

Having so many plot pieces and fic clips there is now a growing pile of yellow legal pad notes that I can't seem to find the time to sort, type and get up in fics. And the pile is getting taller every day.

Organizing chapters in a fic, and there is one really good idea that while written down, doesn't fit yet so you keep setting it aside for a later chapter until you get sick of seeing it ! Then it fits but you have five more odd ones like that ! Arrgggh.

Reading a fic where one of my personal favority characters get killed off, usually in a stupid, inane way so the misery of everyone else creates the rest of the fic. (Can we say quit killing them off?!)

Talking to someone about comic books, cartoons, Transformers and they have no clue what I am talking about at all. Then they look down like at my age I should be more boring like them. Blah!

Trying to upload a chapter you have labored over, only to get a coding error because it's the weekend and all the programmers are home and not on site to fix problems!

Automated spell checker that overrides what you type and you're too tired or intense in the storyline to notice one little change that is obvious to all the reviewers! (rip it out!)

Taking giant Alien robot warriors thousand of years old and making them like humans with bad habits and nothing alien or machine about them! (how unoriginal!!)

thanks to whitedino for the following:

Reading a story and finding out later that the story is slash--I slagging hate SLASH!! Too often it is out of character. It's like the writer is a little kid who says a bad word to get adults to respond. If it is slash - label it slash ! ALL OF MY STORIES ARE AND SHALL BE SMUT/SLASH FREE!!

People that write stories where EVERYBODY DIES...THE END. (what, no more chapters? Fine, then no more reviews either!)

Having writer's block and staring mindlessly at the computer screen while your brain sizzles from the strain...(is something burning?? LOL)

Fan Fiction Fics that were inspired by my stories or an idea in them (They're great writers too!)

ladyofdarkstar http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5315741/1/What_Comes_Around

Cliffjumpersfangirl http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5480762/1/Somethings_Missing

Tenshi of Light21 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5275176/1/Autobot_Pranks (chapter 13, 21, 43 specifically)

MoonRose91 - Rule 35 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5317304/1/Rule_Number_35

Katsuko1978 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5380042/1/Addendum

ladyofdarkstar http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5325064/4/Redemption (chapter 4 specifically)

mistflyer1102 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4634839/20/Welcome_To_Earth (chapter 20 sepcifically)

greenleafprince http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5515300/1/When_the_Cons_are_away_The_Bots_will_play

Fan art as mentioned in my fics

Baby Bumblebee and Rufus :http://middernacht.deviantart.com/art/Sparkling-Bumblebee-80378228

Optimus and Elita1 http://oreobot.deviantart.com/art/Optimus-Prime-and-Elita-One-103805702

Optimus and the Fallen get up! http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs31/f/2008/229/9/7/Transformers_2_The_Fallen_by_shibamura_prime.png

Optimus Prime as a moose:http://folkeye.deviantart.com/art/Optimoose-Prime-86363692

Prowl as a femme: http://kakyoinlee.deviantart.com/art/Femmbot-Prowl-75714957

Optimus Prime Hologram http://ammotu.deviantart.com/art/humanized-optimus-prime-136724904

Ironhide & Chromia Mistletoe http://mech-meets-femme.deviantart.com/art/Mistletoe-72918111

Optimus & Elite-1 Mistletoe http://ty-chou.deviantart.com/art/TF-Mistletoe-2-105461894

Anyone wanting to do the rest, please do !! And send me a copy or link ?

MISC PROFILE STUFF:

If you have ever fallen up the stairs (and that takes talent!)

If you have ever tripped over air

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you

If you think that life without computers is useless

If you are obsessed with Transformers fanfiction

If you have inside jokes...with yourself

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it

If you think child molestors and rapists are the biggest morons to ever set foot on the face of the earth and should be offlined permanently into the pit

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth

If you have tourettes syndrome (mild version with transient tics) but everyone just thinks you're a little odd

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if Bumblebee developed a normal teenage attitude ?? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) then copy and paste these in your profile