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Welcome
Name // Angela Shortall
Nicknames // Nannie, and Ass-Mar.
Age // Seventeen
Birthday //April Seventh, 1987
Grade // 11th
Location // St.John's, NL, Canada
Status // I have Stef. She's my lover. (She'll hit me when she reads this.)
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About me, Bitchs
Yup, it's me. Angela S. Or A.Shortall, or Louise, my name really depends on what kind of mood Stef is in. Whatever she calls me is my name for the day. But that's ok because I make up names for her too. Right now she's calling me Ass-mar, and I'm calling her Piggy. If you want to understand go read Lord of the Flies. I'm not sure if that would help you understand, because we don't make much sense, but that's where these names came from. I like my large assortant of names. It makes me feel special. I'm not sure Stef feels the same way, but I like to think she does.
As stated above, I am sixteen years old. I was born on April 7th, 1987 to Joyce and Gerry Best -- Oops, I mean Lori Best and Brian Shortall. (Always hard to figure out who my REAL family is.) My parents got married when I was three, and spilt up when I was three. Sad huh? After my parents split it my mother changed my last name to Shortall, and so I was known for ever more. My father lives with his wife and other daughter in Ontario. She's like nine or something, my half-sister now, not his new wife, she's like... old. My mother has had a few boyfriends. I can only remember two right now, Gord and Harry. Gord was old. We moved out to Charmanville to be with him. I didn't like Charmanville. We moved back to St.John's, and then Gord and Lori broke up. Then Harry came along. Harry was a drunk. He hit on me. I hit him in the nose and he left me alone after that. My mother dumped him, then got back with him, dumped him, then got back with him, dumped him that -- well, you get the picture.
For as long as I can remember I've lived with my grandparents. My grandmother is Joyce Best and has pretty much been the main mother influence in my life.She bought me clothes, and drove me to Brownies. My grandfather is the man that I truly consider my father. I told him that when I get married I want him to walk me down the aisle, but he said "NO WAY." and got really mad at me. I don't really understand why though. He's kinda like Archie Bunker in the sense that he is old and cranky. But he is also loveable in the sense that he is like a teddy bear.
I enjoy doing a large array of things such as: reading and writing fanfiction, reading novels, eating food, obbsessing about all the food I eat, watching all sorts of anime and dirty shows on HBO, sleeping, hitting Stef, mocking Danielle, drawing foolish cartoons, and working.
I have two best friends, both of whom I didn't like right away. So I went away, then I came back and I loved them.
Stefanie Alicia Walsh: I meet her in grade nine. She seemed kinda of a jock head to me. She hung around with Adam Power, and I thought that she was dating him. She wasn't. According to her, she's right next to me now, everyone thought they were a thing. But they weren't, because Adam was short and gay. I ended up leaving Beaconsfeild, and we were reunited in Booth. She stood outside my ugly car and stared at me for a while. Then we became best friends, who eat off each other's floors, and with my floor, that's quite the risk. (Stef adds: Stef is da bomb!)
Tara Lynn Lambe: I met Tara in the ninth grade when she came to visit her friends in the Chess Club. Honestly, the first time I met her I was scared. She seemed mean, and evil. Turned out she was nice and sweet, but I didn't find that out until a year later when we met again at Stef's birthday party. Now we are really great friends and talk all the time. We are planning on visiting her again. She thinks I'm cute, so she's somewhat blind that's ok. :) (Stef also adds: Tara is also da bomb.)
When I first came to Booth I found a land and called it Nanistan. We ate lunch in there everyday and hung around there during all our free time. Then this stupid smelly girl went in and now I can't go in anymore. Well, that's a lie. I go in alot, but not for long periods of time because it smells bad and hurts my eyes. I mostly hang around in the Yellow Hall, and on the side. (Stef adds: We're big losers.)
I have a love for unnatural blonds. Mainly Spike, Legolas, and Draco. Oddly enough, as much as I love them, I've never even attempted a fanfiction with them in it. Mostly because if I did, it would always end up with Angela (me) transfering to Hogwarts, and raping Draco.
I hang around on the same sites, and postboards a lot. Kiwibox, Greatest Journal, Blue Kaffee, and Bored.com. I've had lots of different and unusual account names and many different lives on the web. Most of whom I really loved and it hurt seeing them go. But I have a bunch of accounts now, all of which are under my real name, and for me, that's quite the accomplishment.
"I work at McDonalds and I am called Angela S. I wear a green hat, and a green shirt, and black pants, and black shoes, and purple socks. Everytime I walk by the nugget thing I eat some nuggets, and I work on drivethru, and when customers piss me off I spit in their food and laugh with Will. Don't piss me off, bi-atches!"
(Written by: Piggy)
-Angela (03.18.04)
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FLAMERS
These were the stupid people, names have not been changed to protect the innocent. Mostly because they are stupid, and not innocent.
Down With The Pokemon
From: Iloveraharu
Wtf is your problem. I said no flamers. I write the way i write because it's
fun. I found this site and posted. Some like it. They do because they have
either a sence of humor or like tragedy. Just for the the hell of it I'll write
my next story in the other type. Your story here is WAY to short. It has no
plot, and in your bio you MISPELLED (gasp you mispelled.) and made it sound like
your a lesbian. (Witch you are to me...)
From: hakutwo
This is the dumbest story I have ever seen, you have no plot other than to flame pokemon, so I will gladly flame you *picks up flamethwower* Whoooosssh! *story goes up in flames* If you are going to flame pokemon, try to have a longer story with more plot, like if pokemon were evil and trying to kill humans.Also to correct your typos it's Pikachu, Togepi and Brock.
From: veralidaine-sarrasri
You want a flame, you got a flame. *picks up charizard. Charizard then fire spins your fic.*
From: madnessdragon
You know, you could've been more creative and write about something you like. Then we could all live under a rainbow and a sunny sky while my dragon form uses bits of this story to fuel the sun.
From: Kid Cool
Two thumbs down.This is the WORST fic I've EVER seen! If you're going to get drunk and do illegal drugs,then you should'nt be writing fiction.Go seek help from a drug/alcohol treatment center,then come back and delete this garbage you wrote while you were drunk,and start writing FANFICTION.
From: The Critical Critic
No one's telling you to like Pokemon. No one's saying you shouldn't hate it. But this fandom is a place for Pokemon fans, who can actually WRITE, and I know I will be backed up by every other author who writes in this section (save for stoned arses like you) when I say SCREW OFF. Don't let the address bar hit you on the way out!!!
From: Master of All Genres
I'd be happy if you continued the story and killed various Pokemon characters in increasingly exotic ways. ("While Tracy was tied to the post, Nan brought out the huge vibrator and....)
Of all the reviews I got for this story, this was the scariest one.
From: loopeeee
man, you guys all suck. I mean, really, getting all upset! OBVIOUSLY IF SHE (or he) HATES IT SHE WOULDENT CARE IF THE GRAMMAR/NAMES/WHATEVER IS RIGHT!!! geeze, Is everyone PMSing today or what! I loved it even though I think poke me man (hehehe) is ok! To all of you idiots who flamed I say this: GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR AND STOP TAKING THINGS SO SERIOUSLY!!! its all of YOU idiots that make SMART people like me laugh! rnrn(p.s plot outline...BAH! WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT!)
Thank you for trying to stand up for me, but please. Don't ever do it again. You made yourself look like an idiot.
From: (didn't leave name)
you got to be kiding me this is supose to be humor your not funny your dumb I'm not even givving you a 0/10 I'm givving you a -45/10
From: Zero_Chan
You bring up lot of the bad aspects in the pokemon TV show. I, being more of a fan of the games then the show, would like to tell you that you have a point. However, you might want to remind yourself that the EVIL DUBBERS of DOOM made this show into something suited for five year olds. Yes, it has the same plotline and I dislike the way everone is so trustful... many pokemon fans hate the show ...you have fairly decent reasons to dislike it. And the dang commercializing. Oi. That has got to stop... Have you ever played the games? Yes, everyone is still kind and trusting in them... but there is no Ash or Misty or Brock (unless you count Gym Leaders)...we're just in there to enslave these poor creatures and use there powers to kill their own kind. ok, maybe fainting is the best we can do...and they won't give us the "YES" or "NO" option when Team Rocket asks us to join...but the game goes on forever. That's the fun, for us, at least. Now that I've written that pointless review and my house is burning down, I figure I might as well submit it. Sayonora. Hope you get a good laugh outta it.
From: Your Fiction SUCKS!!"you_suck@pokemon_rules.com"
This has got to be one of the most poorly written Pokemon bashing fics I've ever read. It sucks and so do you! To quote Homer (Simpson):"I've seen people suck before, but you're the suckiest suck who ever sucked!"
From: this sucks"you_suck@pokemon_rules.com"
to quote Beavis and Butthead: "(toilet flusing sounds) You suck!"
From: Q5
If you are going to dis pokemon, at least have the brains to give it more plot. Otherwise it looks like an attempt to take candy from a 400 lb bouncer.Not very bright indeed.
Underneath It all
From: Farla
This story is remarkably boring. There's little description or point. It's not shocking. It's strange how bland your story is when you were obviously trying to make it provocative.
From: Thalionserkion
Ok, one thing. Why on earth would you write this? You deserve to have your stomache slit open, your insestine looped around a stump on a cliff and kicked off. Thus completing my FLAME, i think that you are just stupid and utterly repulsive.
From: Pichu C.
I could see that as a Pokelover, PIkachu Hater story. I don't see why its R though.
From: Charles RocketBoy
And the point of this was...? It's not that I'm against the torture & killing of Pikachu's, but this doesn't really grab me. Now, if _I_ was trying to viciously mutilate Pokemon, I'd have the fic start off as a seemingly generic Pokemon story ("we join our heroes blah blah blah..."), and then slowly start to pervert & mutilate it. Start off slow, then quicken the pace as the happy bland world of Pokemon is hit with the full horror of human depravity, leaving a traumatised and bloodied Ash screaming and screaming as his sanity slips away... Far more evil, far more effective and more likely to get horrified reactions from Pokemon fans ("UR EVIL YOU POOPY HEAD!"). And now I think of it, I really need to write a fic like that...
From: kawaiipikachu
GOSH why do you keep posting this... I didnt evven read it this time... Your gonna get into trouble! Im not gonna flame your writng because I really dont do things like that but im on the verge! ~pikachu's start attacking your story~ Mwahahahaha... Sorry got a tad carried away. Please try to write a little more um "friendly" stories...
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NOTICES FROM FF.NET
March 28, 2004 11:04:01 PM
Title: "A Regular PokeDay"
Summary: "Just a normal day in the land of Pokemon. :)"
Rating: "G"
Main reason for removal: "Non-story: list, announcement, etc" the above story has been removed because it violated the guideline detailed on the upload page. This infraction has been recorded and once you reach a certain limit, your account be automatically banned. Moreover, as a result of this infraction, you will not have upload access for a period of time. FanFiction.Net has a set of guidelines for the uploading of stories and chapters.
November 17, 2003 6:39:27 PM
Title: "Underneath it all"
Summary: "DO NOT READ IF A GUTLESS CHILD. Very disturbing story. Violent Poke-Death."
Rating: "R"
Main reason for removal: "Duplicate post" the above story has been removed because it violated the guideline detailed on the upload page. This infraction has been recorded and once you reach a certain limit, your account be automatically banned. Moreover, as a result of this infraction, you will not have upload access for a period of time.
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