| Dirnty |
Author has written 17 stories for House of Night, Immortals series, Alyson Noel, Willow, Julia Hoban, Harry Potter, and American Idiot. A little about me: I don't come on here too much, mostly to read some American Idiot fanfics. I do Mibba.com more often. My username is Dinrty. (Period included) Harry Potter and the House of Night Series are the bestest. I'm on team Draco Malfoy/ Neville Longbottom House is Slytherin I love Stoey (Stevie Rae and Zoey from H.O.N.) I'm random I have adtitdaephobia which is a fear of somewhere in the world theres a duck watching you. I have no idea why i have that ^.^ I just do I do not have I wear 2 much eyeliner (coz im awesome like that) I am secretly a ninja (its not a secret anymore) My best friend is Sarah. We're Green Day buddies. She's my boo and my wifey and we burn walmart together and feed people we hate to George Bush. I loves her I loovvveeee Green Day. Here's why: Billie Joe is fucking sexy as fuck, they legitimately stalked my life and wrote songs about it, they inspire me to play guitar, Mike's coffee obsession is cute (And I have one too), and Tre is freakin' hilarious. There's so many more reasons but I'll stop there. I hate being called Emo and Goth because I'm neither. I'm punk. I'm myself and don't care what people think of me. Looks have nothing to do with being punk. Billie Joe Armstrong is my idol and my Sexy Stripper Slut Muffin (Sorry TheAmericanIdot, I stoles your saying) Other bands I love are Escape the Fate (Craig Mabbit Green Day is my religion, Billie Joe is my God, Tre Cool and Mike Dirnt are my personal angels, St Jimmy is my badass Saint, Their music is my drug. So that's about it! I'm a very interesting person, I know, Please please hold your applause! ;D Some topics I might write about: American Idiot Harry Potter House of Night Novels Twilight Saga Immortals series Avatar: The Last Airbender Teen Titans (I just love cartoon shows, so that's why I'll write about them, plus if you don't like Teen Titans, you suck) Favorite stories to read: I like to read pretty much the topics I like to write because that's where I get my ideas from. If you think Will needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you constantly refer to yourself as Mrs. Tony Vincent, copy and paste this onto your profile. Whenever you introduce yourself, you end it with "and you better not wear it out!" If you know where the bastards have gone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Johnny needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are just DYING to know what Whatsername's name IS copy and paste this onto your profile. (By the way I know it. ^_^ Just ask and I'll tell you, if you stalk Billie's twitter, then you'll know too.) If you're the Last of the American Girls copy and paste this onto your profile. You know you're an American Idiot when... You realize nobody can replace Tony Vincent as the ORGINAL AND PERFECT St. Jimmy! You argue that Theo is more than just part of the company. (FTW! ...I heart him so much...) You want to give Will a hug. You cried when Tunny got shot. You cried when St. Jimmy died. Your iPod is full of not only Green Day songs, but American Idiot cast covers too. You talk about American Idiot in front of people who don't even know anything about it. You say "Blah fucking blah" in everyday conversations. Favourite Quotes: A guy walks up to me and asks "What's punk?" So I kick over a garbage can and say "That's punk!" So he kicks over a garbage can and says "That's punk?" And I say "No, that's trendy!" ~Billie Joe Armstrong "I'm St. Jimmy. Bow before me and give me the God damn Oreos." ~St. Jimmy (Somewhat) It's the end of the day, I've got my Chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy. ~Mike Dirnt School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice? ~BJA Making mistakes is a lot better than not doing anything. ~BJA Punk is not just the sound, the music. Punk is a lifestyle. ~BJA "I'd tell you to go burn garages but that wouldn't be very good advice, now would it?" ~Sarah Everyone is entitled to our opinion. ~Tre Cool The only thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beatiful he is and how nice he looks today. ~Tre Cool "I don't mind rape Billie, I mind fuck him." ~Sarah You're a true Green Day fan if you know... Billie Joe's nickname in high school was 'Two Dollar Bill' because he sold joints for two dollars. Mike part owns Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe. Tre Cool's real name is Frank Edwin Wright III. Green Day's first song was "1000 Hours". Sweet Children's first song was "Sweet Children". Jason Freese plays piano, trumpet, and saxaphone. Jason White was chosen as guitarist because Billie thinks he brings a good edge to their music. Billie has over 20 tattoos (Jakob with stars rockets and a soccer ball, Adrienne with two angels and a vine, Joseph with a rose, Punx on his hand between his thumb and index finger, Punx on his hip, 80 on his hip, a car on his chest, Japanese symbols on his arm meaning 'pot' and 'pinhead', the Adeline logo on his ring finger, a heart on his middle finger, stars on his arm, a tiger on his arm, and a bunch more.) Their song "Platypus (I hate You)" was named so becuase Billie always wanted to call a song Platypus. "Good Riddance" was written about Billie's ex girlfriend that moved to Ecuador. "80" is a song about Adirenne. And Adie being her nickname, it ryhmes with eighty. Having their masters stolen led them to writing American Idiot. "Homecoming" started off as Mike writing his part as a joke while he was alone at the studio. They all kept writing 30 second songs, leading to the final writing of the song. So...You've reached the end of my profile. Wow, congratulations! Most people stop after like two sentences! In honor of your determination, courageousness and blah fucking blah, you will win a specially PRIZE! Whoo! Good job!!!! And your prize is...drum roll please...NOTHING! Yeah, I realize that's a disappointment to you. To me, it's just funny to see the look on your faces when you actually thought you'd get something! I bet you're saying "Boo you whore!" Well, too bad...NOW READ MY STORIES!!!! | |||||||
1. St Jimmy's Letter To The FandomThis is how Jimmy really feels. Rated T for his bad language...You can't control that guy. I stopped trying a long time ago. - -American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 9-22-11 - St. Jimmy - Complete2. Red Lobster Dinner Date reviewsMy friend Abi wrote this, so I can't take credit for her hilarious story! Jimmy and Johnny go on a date to Red Lobster and many crazy things happen in betweenAmerican Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-11 - St. Jimmy & Johnny3. Theo's Girlfriend reviewsWhen Theo gets a girlfriend, Jimmy is relieved that he's not stalking him anymore, but Johnny is, as per usually, the nice guy.American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-11 - Theo & St. Jimmy - Complete4. Jimmy's Date reviewsWhatsername sets up a date for Jimmy with her friend Brooke. Something so simple can destroy a date in a matter of seconds.American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-11 - St. Jimmy & Johnny5. Jimmy's Cheating reviewsWhen Johnny catches Jimmy with Theo, he jumps to conclusions, but what really happened while Johnny was gone?American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-16-11 - St. Jimmy & Theo - Complete6. Truth or Dare: American Idiot Edition reviewsThe cast plays truth or dare. Where it leads? You'll have to read to find out!American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-11 - St. Jimmy & Johnny - Complete7. Christian's Crying In The Bathroom reviewsSequal to Jimmy's Replacemnt. Will and Heather are still arguing although they found the baby which was...well i'm not getting in to where the baby was. Anyways, JIMMY RETURNS!American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-11 - St. Jimmy & Johnny - Complete8. Jimmy's Replacement reviewsJimmy gets replace for 50 shows by Billie Joe Armstrong and Johnny is not happy. Meanwhile, Heather loses the baby and takes Will's fury. T for language, and, well...St. Jimmy being St. Jimmy.American Idiot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-11 - Johnny & Heather - Complete9. Dark Days and Love Just as Sweet » reviewsI have absolutely no regrets; That was a lie. I didn't love him; Another lie. My days are dark. My love is sweet, alas impossible. My name is Jo Harris and this is my story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-11 - Neville L. & OC - Complete10. Nargles in the Mistletoe reviewsNeville and Luna have been friends for a while, but they soon realize that they like each other beyond friendship. I know Luna is in Ravenclaw, but here she's Griffyndor; Just go with it. Set in the 6th year. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-11 - Luna L. & Neville L.11. Rumors and Romances » reviewsHermione and Draco are head boy and girl. Now they have to room together, great. With often wand drawing and fighting, Draco and Malfoy hate each other even more. But through all their hate, is there possibly something else? Rated T for language and stuf.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-8-11 - Published: 6-7-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.12. Mudbloods Aren't That Bad » reviews"You dated a Mudblood,: I said. It wasn't a question but he nodded. "But you always called me-" He cut acroos me. "I know what I called you Granger. You ever realize I stopped? They aren't as bad as my father made them out to be, alright? I know."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-2-11 - Published: 6-1-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.13. Truth or Dare » reviewsSlytherins vs. Griffyndors. A game of fun and humiliating dares soon turns to truths of a secret crush. Purebloods and Mudbloods aren't meant to be together. Will two people change that? Will one girl change the way Draco feels about Mudbloods? R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-31-11 - Published: 5-24-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete14. First Kiss reviewsAfter getting David to take his anger out on her and blame her for murdering their parents, Willow sees no other option but to kill herself. But one kiss from Guy makes her stop. As long as she is loved by the person who matters most, nothing else mattersWillow, Julia Hoban - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete15. Zoey and Stark Moments » reviewsAll of these are set after Awakened and after Kalona and Neferet are killed. Zoey is High Priestess of the Tulsa, Oklahoma House of Night. Rated T because of language.House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-24-10 - Published: 11-15-10 - Zoey R. & J. Stark16. Riley and Ever reviewsEver seeks a fun conversation with her dead little sister Riley. Riley comes knowing about a date Damen has planned and gives Ever an awesome makeover for the date.2Immortals series, Alyson Noel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-23-10 - Riley & Ever - Complete17. Awakened reviewsEveryone goes back to the HoN and Z becomes High Priestess. Kids remain under Kalona's spell. Z needs to break it. Then, everything goes back to normal. Or does it? If Z can't handle the stress, she'll be rudely awakened.House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,980 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-10 - J. Stark & Zoey R.