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Author has written 66 stories for Doctor Who, and Sherlock. Sally, 22, UK, city girl. Shopgirl and struggling writer. The rest is even duller. About what I write (it's not any more interesting than the line about me, but you should know) I'm also relatively fond of OCs, if they're done right and well. I have a few of my own and I like to think they're done right and well. If you feel any different, feel free to get in touch. Actually, always feel free to get in touch. Really. I know it's a cliche on this site, but every single review, favourite, message of any sort, for better or worse, always makes me smile. But that's quite enough from me, I should think. Both my hearts, and all the love you folk put in them, Sal. P.S. To all those who enjoy my Moriarty fics, please, please, please check out a very talented cartoonist at DA by the name of butteronmycuffs, who has been so kind and flattering as to provide art for Eighteen, H:M, Jim From The Hospital and Safe, as well as a truly wicked comic book version of the last scene in Two Men Walk Into A Bar. Please, please please. Pretty please. Thanks. Okay, in response to several requests, I've finally drawn up a rough chronological order for my Moriarty stories, so it should be possible to keep them in some semblance of sense. If I've missed anything or gotten anything backward, let me know, and I do promise to update it with each new tale. Pre-Series Eighteen - Exactly what it says. Eighteen chapters, from eighteen days, leading to the eighteenth birthday of a kid who is not yet a villain and until now has hardly dreamed it. Holmes:Moriarty – Ah, the epic… Set five years before Jim and Sherlock ever even heard of each other, they were already on opposite sides of the same case, closer than they know in so many ways. You can skip this on a read-through, by all means (because it’s pretty damn lengthy), but it sets up a lot for later. A Word That Starts With K - A one-shot, about why Jim disappears back to Dublin once a year. Lion:Unicorn - The epic is back! Another extended case-fic full of heroin angst and clawing for success and serial murder. A work in progress at the mo, so I'll say no more for now, but it will be a ride so let me know if you're with me! Today Is Not Different Or Special In Any Way - Short, pure fluff, one-shot. Don't mention the word that starts with B and rhymes with Mirthday. Black Glass – Jim’s initial reactions to discovering Sherlock, some of his early reconnaissance. A dark little lead-up to the beginning of the end. Season 1 (hm… Season 1 looks a bit empty… Which is strange, considering how open it is to villainous interpretation… Watch this conspicuously large space. Any suggestions?) Jim From The Hospital – A three-shot, about the courtship of Molly Hooper, and how she maybe slightly sort of gets to Jim just a little bit, in all her lovely, quiet normality. Putting A Face On – Set during ‘Jim From The Hospital’. Molly’s stuck in the lab with Sherlock. When she starts to prepare for her date anyway, he does what he can to help. Season 2 Please Switch Off All Mobile Phones During The Performance – ASiB, according to Jim. Those were long, difficult months, working with Adler, killing Adler, going a bit mad, coming back again… Blind Belief – Set during ‘Mobile Phones’; on New Year’s Day, Sherlock starts to investigate who the woman on the slab on Christmas Eve could have been. We’re All Mad Here – Set mid-Belgravia, a fluffy little one-shot starring eeeeeverybody. Storytime – Set between Belgravia and Baskerville, pure fluff, starring Rich Brooke, two kids he never asked to meet, and a long discussion of whether Tikkabilla is a puppet or really actually a dragon. The Locked Room – The tale of what happened to Jim while Sherlock was off prancing about the moors after his enormous dog. Long torture sessions punctuated by sitdowns with Mycroft. Yay. What fecking larks… Debt of Trust – The story of how Sherlock came to recover the Turner painting seen at the beginning of TRF. Read it if you want to know why it’s listed here with the Jim stories. Intelligence – Just before it all goes balls-up, John receives a ‘friendly’ warning from a ‘friend’… speaking to him down the scope of a rifle. Between You And Me – Also just before it all goes balls-up: Molly Hooper receives a letter in code. Sherlock translates, and the terms and conditions of battle are made clear. There might well be a genuine apology in there somewhere too… Scoop - The short (though very continuable) tale of how Kitty Reilly got the most important story of her life. Post-Fall Are You Sitting Comfortably? – Immediately post-Fall. Like, a couple of seconds. What angels can fake, the devil fakes better. Safe - Sebastian and Danielle return to base to get rid of some sensitive documents. They find far, far more than that. Two Men Walk Into A Bar – John talks a suicidal stranger off a railway bridge. Gets a bit more than he bargained for. Angsty one-shot Then I’ll Begin – Playing dead is coming far too easily to Jim. A mysterious contact gets him up and about again. Completely mental, one of the first things I wrote for him. It just hardly fits in anymore, but people seem to dig it. Cat and Mouse – Set during ‘Then I’ll Begin’; the tale of Sherly the Cat, purring machine and double agent, on her mission to discover what John Watson really knows. Not A Love Letter – Definitely from the same school as Then I’ll Begin. Pure silliness, triggered by last Valentine’s day… Don’t ask. Along with ‘Cat and Mouse’ and ‘Then I’ll Begin’, this forms what I could well call my ‘Sherlock Come Home’ triptych. Interfere – A series of one-shots in which various characters detail how they could have prevented the Fall. A continuing project, if anybody’s interested in it. Empty House The King Of The House Of Cards – Yeah, it’s Sherlock-central, but who really cares? A house is a house, provided it’s empty. Will not disappoint those who appreciate careful criminality. Should really be getting a sequel called ‘The Queen Is Dead’ before Season Three starts, but I don’t know if anyone would read it. | |||||||
1. No Place For Scholars » reviewsThings which are potentially in peril today: Clara. An old friend. The Universe's greatest house of learning. But The Doctor can manage all that. Yeah. Okay, so it might be a bit difficult, but... But he can totally manage, no doubt about it. Well, I say 'no doubt'. Little bit of doubt, maybe. Smidge of doubt. Don't worry, it'll be fine... he's nearly sure it'll be fine.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,185 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 5-13-13 - 11th Doctor & Clara O.2. Scoop » reviewsThis morning, Kitty Reilly is working on a story about pigeons getting trampled on trains. By tonight, she'll have the exclusive she's been dreaming of. - No longer a one-shot, it seems... - - Now CompleteSherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-13-13 - Published: 3-5-13 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete3. Lion:Unicorn » reviewsFour years before they met, Jim sends Britain crashing into lawlessness, while Sherlock is just trying not to crash. And while one of them fights to protect his anonymity, the other might get to learn who he is. That's if well-meaning cops, Mycroft's ambitions and withdrawal paranoia don't get in the way. - A sequel to Holmes:Moriarty. Rated for violence, language, upcoming contentSherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 146,069 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 5-10-13 - Published: 3-12-13 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete4. Glorious Little Monsters reviewsIt was a reasonably ordinary day, in that the TARDIS was on the brink of disaster, and there was a tiny dinosaur migrating up River's leg. - - A one-shot, in memory of the legendary Ray Harryhausen - the man who made the monsters.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-13 - River Song/Melody P. III & 11th Doctor - Complete5. The Knits Of Wrath reviewsWhen River has trouble adjusting to the idea of a companion she's not related to, the Doctor says something he may live to regret... - Pure fluff, and featuring many fluffy things. My first shot at Clara too, so be gentle with me.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-13 - River Song/Melody P. III & 11th Doctor - Complete6. The Grumbling reviewsThe Doctor studies Conversational Russian. Oh, and there's a squatter in the Tardis. - A one-shotDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-13 - 11th Doctor - Complete7. Hindsight reviewsA seemingly dull case sends Sherlock into the sort of depression John's never seen before. What can you do, how can you help, if you don't even understand the cause? - - A oneshot-by-request for Simi, who asked 'If Irene's death isn't worth messing up the sock index for, then what is'Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-13 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete8. Bloke Walks Into A Pub reviewsJohn is not having a good day. Neither is the woman sitting at the bar. They both know well that sadness is a long term thing. Happiness, though... That has a way of sneaking up on you. - - A post-Fall oneshot, to use up the last of the angst and please someone who was bored of Mary being boring.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-13-13 - John W. - Complete9. Powerless reviewsLondon suffers a brief powercut. Nobody copes. - - Four drabbles, for everybody who was trying to get in touch with me over the weekend.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-13 - Sherlock H. & DI Lestrade - Complete10. A Word That Starts With 'K' reviewsJim spends March 17th in Dublin. But he's not exactly the type to be found drinking green beer at the parade. It takes a little more than that to drag him back there, over and over, every year. - Nasty little speed-write, since I was denied the pleasure of green beer at the parade. A companion to 'Eighteen', in a way.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-13 - J. Moriarty - Complete11. Today Is Not Different Or Special In Any Way reviewsReally. Seriously. This is just a normal Saturday morning. Jim might be feeling a bit rough, but that's all it is. There's no reason for it. Nothing is happening. This day marks the anniversary of absolutely nothing at all. Nope. Can't think of a single thing. - A oneshot, because I was bored and tired and I'll be older tomorrow.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-9-13 - J. Moriarty - Complete12. Holmes:Moriarty » reviewsJim's first client job is Sherlock's first real case. The worst of Sherlock's addiction runs parallel with the worst of Jim's boredom. Five years before they ever met, already they're closer than they realize. If it wasn't for all the symbolic art and sex-starved thieves and dead bodies piled up between them, maybe they'd see that. Cover by the amazing Radarrun. Click in and lookSherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 139,244 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 3-7-13 - Published: 4-5-12 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete13. Eighteen » reviewsThere was nothing especially awful or traumatic about James Moriarty's adolescence. There was, however, a time when things could have turned out differently. This is how that didn't happen.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,519 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 3-2-13 - Published: 2-13-13 - J. Moriarty - Complete14. Shut Up reviewsAt the age of eighteen, for as long as he could bear it, Sherlock decided to take the hint. [A one shot, in 221Bs. And if I make one more reference to The Smiths, Morrissey will probably hunt me down and kill me...]Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-1-13 - Sherlock H. - Complete15. Conditioning reviewsIt's Christmas Eve. All Molly's got is an invitation for drinks at Baker Street and a dress she is frankly terrified of. All that remains is to have her hair done. That's not going to make any difference, is it? That's not going to help her nerves at all? [ - A companion to 'Putting A Face On'. A one-shot.]Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-23-13 - Molly Hooper - Complete16. Safe reviewsJim didn't have the good graces to clear out his belongings before he died. He's left that to those who knew him. He's left them a little puzzle too... [Post-Fall. My 20th Moriarty story, I'm told. Happy anniversary to me.]Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-13 - J. Moriarty - Complete17. Storytime reviewsThe downside to being a Z-list children's TV celebrity (or one of the downsides, anyway) is that you will always be the first person your friends think of when they get stuck with babysitting. Rich Brooke learns this lesson the hard way. - Pure fluff, because I was in a bad mood. One-shot.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-9-13 - J. Moriarty - Complete18. Blind Belief » reviewsA few days after New Year's Eve, and Sherlock is more than aware that Irene is alive. But that means he must have missed something that night at the morgue. When you think you already know the answer, you don't see the evidence against it. - Now a two-shot. Companion story to 'Please Switch Off All Mobile Phones', but should read okay.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-8-13 - Published: 1-31-13 - Sherlock H. & Molly Hooper - Complete19. Two Men Walk Into A Bar reviewsOne of them turns out to be the sniper. It's not really all that funny. - - One shot, Post-Fall. Many thanks to ResidentBunburyist one more time for correcting an upload error. This time I swear, it's a whole new fic...Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-13 - John W.20. Jim From The Hospital » reviewsOr 'The Courtship of Sherlock's Coroner'. When Jim went after Molly Hooper, it was never so much a seduction as a military operation. Planned with precision and exactitude. Well, sort of. There's things, like Plan B, like Molly turning out to be lovely, like Chronic Accent Insecurity, you just can't plan for. - Will be a three-shot. For Resident Bunburyist, who knows why.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-5-13 - Published: 2-3-13 - J. Moriarty & Molly Hooper - Complete21. Please Switch Off All Mobile Phones During The Performance » reviews'Scandal? A bloody "scandal"? Scandal is entirely the wrong word. That makes it sound like everything just happened. Like Jim Moriarty wasn't slaving day and night to bring all that together. Scandal? What a bloody insult... [A villainous retelling of ASiB]Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,273 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 2-2-13 - Published: 1-16-13 - J. Moriarty & Sherlock H. - Complete22. We're All Mad Here reviewsSherlock was beginning to get very tired of sitting by John at the dinner, and of having nothing to do. Once or twice he had faked interest in the murder mystery evening, but it had no victims or criminals in it, "And what is the use of a case," thought Sherlock, "without victims or criminals?" - A very short, slightly fluffy one-shot.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-29-13 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete23. Debt Of Trust reviewsThe boys are summoned to a burglary in progress. The thief has collapsed inside a sealed room. But there's more to this heist than meets the eye, and more, maybe, between Sherlock and the trapped criminal. - [A Pre-Fall oneshot. For sevenpercent. A little more backstory and maybe not what you're expecting.]Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-27-13 - Sherlock H. - Complete24. Interfere » reviewsThe Fall was not inevitable. Different characters confess their guilt, and the roles they took in making it happen. [Update: Now with added Jim.]Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 11-17-12 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty25. A Friday Night In November » reviewsIt's Children In Need night at BBC Television Centre. An alien mercenary is about to blow up the machine that manages the donations. And the Doctor and River? They're stuck outside with an unfriendly bouncer. They need OUR help to get inside. For every review, message, fave, pigeon, *whatever*, before Sunday, I will be donating a pound to help save C.I.N. Please, please help out!Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 11-16-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete26. A Story For Children » reviewsBedtime involves cocoa, arguments and, of course, a story. But these are smart, demanding children. Once upon a time just isn't going to cut it. UPDATE: Amelia's new best friend comes to visit. The Uncle is... unhappy, shall we say...Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-10-12 - Published: 3-15-12 - 11th Doctor & Sherlock H. - Complete27. Intelligence reviewsJust before the Fall, too late to change the ending, John recieves a 'friendly' warning, from a 'friend'. Really. The rifle between them has nothing to do with it.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-12 - John W. - Complete28. The Locked Room » reviewsJim could tell Mycroft everything. Where the bombs are made and the bodies buried, where the fires start and the funds are sent. But you only ever get what you pay for. - Set in between torture sessions, after Belgravia.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,401 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 10-29-12 - Published: 9-16-12 - Mycroft H. & J. Moriarty - Complete29. Unmistakeable » reviews221B drabbles from after the Fall. A dead man travels the world, tearing down the terrible ruins Moriarty left behind. Now complete.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-4-12 - Published: 8-22-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete30. The King Of The House Of Cards » reviewsTwo years dead and still going strong, Sherlock is back in London to cut the heart out of the beast for good and all. He'll need determination and he's got it in spades, ready to tear down the last of Moriarty's inner circle, that evil little club. Back off? Not for diamonds... Post-Fall, Pre-House, death wasn't the end, but God knows this might be.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,961 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-1-12 - Published: 8-6-12 - Sherlock H. - Complete31. BitterSweet reviewsCandy speaks louder than words. - Oneshot, shameless DRiver fluff. For my faithful friends, who deserve way more than a oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-27-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete32. Running Away With The Circus reviewsSherlock thinks he's found the cure for his perpetual boredom. John's not so sure.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete33. Shopping reviewsContrary to popular belief, Mycroft is not a timeless demon from hell. He does have a birthday. And Sherlock is getting him a present. A one shot, dedicated to brave, strong till-operators everywhere.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete34. Between You And Me reviewsThe letter has Molly's name on it, but it's meant for both of them. Pay attention, Sherlock. The conclusions you draw could be what save you. Pre-Fall, one-shotSherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-16-12 - Molly Hooper & Sherlock H. - Complete35. Spare Time reviewsThey're all very secret, very private people. But they have hours to kill too. Everybody's got a favourite hobby, a little pasttime. 221Bs on the subject of their various personal pleasures.Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-23-12 - Complete36. Like Cogs, That Turn Each Other reviewsAn antique pocket watch, having made it through the Second World War, the First Gulf War and, most recently, Afghanistan, finally loses out to the World's Only Consulting Detective. John waits for an apology, but it's not what he expected. - OneshotSherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-9-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete37. Black Glass reviewsJim saw Sherlock first. Saw, and watched, and didn't quite know what to make of it all. One ShotSherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-29-12 - J. Moriarty & Sherlock H. - Complete38. The Death Of Jack Harkness reviewsThe Doctor doesn't go to wakes. Not unless he recieves a written invitation. In the corpse's own handwriting. Post-WORS - - OneshotDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-24-12 - 11th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete39. Then I'll Begin » reviewsIn the aftermath of their faux-double-suicide, Jim's a wreck. His will to live, his zest for his work, even his enthusiasm for a really good suit, all gone on holiday. But somebody's had enough of all this wallowing. Time to get out of bed, Jim.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,309 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 3-15-12 - Published: 1-19-12 - J. Moriarty - Complete40. To and From reviewsWritten and sealed, and not a one of them ever sent. There are things you can only say when he can't hear you. oneshotDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-1-12 - Amelia P./Amy & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete41. Come The Hour » reviews13/13 Every coincidence that couldn't possibly be a coincidence. Every paradox that somehow made perfect sense. Every link that wasn't quite missing, but invisible. Ready or not. Here it comes, General.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,293 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 2-16-12 - Published: 2-7-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete42. Not A Love Letter reviewsIt's not. It's not even an anti-love letter. It's not about love and it's not even a letter, so there's no possible way it could ever be a love letter. I don't even know where you got that idea. - One shot, in honour of the obvious holidaySherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-12 - J. Moriarty - Complete43. The Keeper Of The Keys reviewsThere's something left for Mycroft at 221B. Easy to get to. More difficult to unlock. - OneshotSherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-8-12 - Mycroft H. & Mrs. Hudson - Complete44. The Profit And Loss » reviews12/13 - Here at the edge, you can look down. See just how far you've come, just how much you've gained. How far you could fall. How much you stand to lose.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 2-1-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete45. Minute » reviews11/13 No time for a summary. Seriously, I'm not being ignorant, there is literally no time. I'm sorry, and I don't like doing this to you, but there is simply no ti-Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-30-12 - Published: 1-25-12 - 11th Doctor & Madame Kovarian - Complete46. The Kindness In Snow reviewsRiver waits. And has waited. Has been standing still so long she hardly feels real anymore. A thing trapped in ice, and all the lies that put her there, and all the lies that may yet let her go. - OneshotDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-27-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete47. Cat and Mouse » reviewsSomebody sends John a message. A furry, vicious little message with half an ear and a very, very interesting collar. Loosely follows The Milk Goes Off, but standaloneSherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-26-12 - Published: 1-21-12 - John W. - Complete48. Channel Hopping reviewsHe's crossed the line this time. Amy will never ever speak to him ever again ever. Or so she thinks. She may be underestimating the lengths he'll go to to apologize... OneshotDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-25-12 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete49. Amongst Thieves » reviews10/13 - He thinks he's Danny Ocean this week, all fun and games and killer soundtracks. But the Doctor could be about to learn, that old saying about honour among thieves? That might be just an old saying after all.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,301 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-23-12 - Published: 1-18-12 - 11th Doctor & Amelia P./Amy - Complete50. Putting A Face On reviewsHe can sit in that lab on his own, for all she cares; Molly's going out. Sherlock doesn't get to ruin another night for her. On the contrary, he only wants to help...Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-18-12 - Sherlock H. & Molly Hooper - Complete51. Are You Sitting Comfortably? reviewsThe Storyteller hadn't bloody finished yet, so just sit down, shut up and listen to the ending. Alright, kids? - Oneshot Featuring, btw, the 'clue' Moffat seems to think we all missed. We're not that thick, folks, now, are we?Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-17-12 - J. Moriarty - Complete52. Marble Cold » reviews9/13 A sick little girl might hold the key to a terrible murder. But something darker still, something new and petty and selfish, is fighting for her silence, and her heart.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,632 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-17-12 - Published: 1-11-12 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W. - Complete53. The Milk Goes Off reviewsTime stops, and yet somehow the milk still turns. Sometimes you just need to talk to someone else who gets it. Oneshot, post-Silencio Falls, if you know what I mean.Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-15-12 - Amelia P./Amy & John W. - Complete54. A Book At Bedtime reviewsSherlock discovers something amazing about children's books. Which would be fine, except John would really, really like to go to sleep now. Oneshot For Megan, from whom I unashamedly stole this ideaSherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-13-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete55. Venus In Retrograde reviewsRiver's been cheating. Hopping into her own relative future. Not a good idea, all that foreknowledge. Who knows what you're going to find out. Doctor Song gets a hell of a shock when she goes to check out her future husband. One shot.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-10-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete56. The Legend In The Concrete » reviews8/13 June is busting out all over in Dublin, great blue gardens shooting right up through the streets. Strange enough, considering it's October...Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 1-4-12 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete57. Future Perfect Tense » reviews7/13 The Tian Lu Quan: When The Real World's Just Not Good Enough. You'll Never Want To Leave!Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-2-12 - Published: 12-14-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete58. Miss Find Catch » reviewsOne near-miss, one rare find and one really nice save. You try keeping their anniversaries in order and tell me it's not this difficult.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-31-11 - Published: 12-30-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete59. Shoot The Moon reviewsIn her time, the gun will be an antique. On a hovering Tardis over the Gobi Desert, it's an impossible technology. And between them, it's so much more. One shotDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete60. The Tinsel War » reviewsXmas Special Looking forward to Christmas? Planning on making it a good one? Well, hell, folks, good for you! Do me a favour, though; don't mention it in front of River. Every chapter a present for one of my shiny, spangly, glorious readership!Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 12-22-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete61. Zombi Music » reviews6/15 The zombified alligators and vengeful alien ambassadors aren't the problem, really. The fact that nobody's talking to anybody, that's a different matter altogether.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-12-11 - Published: 12-6-11 - 11th Doctor - Complete62. 10 Stupid And Erroneous Rules About Time Lords » reviews5/13 Being locked in a room with one's former enemy by one's wife is simply not cricket. When there is a manipulative and possibly malevolent psychic presence involved, refusing to identify itself, it is nigh-on unforgivable.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,320 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 11-30-11 - 11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III - Complete63. Songbird 84 » reviews4/13 'Songbird' is the emergency code for an escapee at Stormcage. And yes, they named it after River. But River isn't #84. Now with an extra added feature, about the Doctor's guilty bills.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 11-28-11 - Published: 11-23-11 - 11th Doctor & Silence - Complete64. Roman Noir » reviews3/13 Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean and who is, in fact, quite a nice bloke, really.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-21-11 - Published: 11-16-11 - 11th Doctor & Rory W. - Complete65. Trespass » reviews2/13 'Do Not Disturb' - the most dangerous command in the universe.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,048 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-14-11 - Published: 11-9-11 - 11th Doctor & TARDIS - Complete66. The Company of Scone » reviews1/13 Be careful what you say in front of your companions. You may end up taking a pastry on holiday.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,031 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-7-11 - Published: 11-2-11 - 11th Doctor - Complete
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