Hi. I love twilight.

TWILIGHT OATH:

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

YEAH! :D

30 lesson's learnt in twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

I hate stereotypes. These one apply to me.

Most of my friends are boys so I MUST be a slag.

Me and my best friend share everything so we MUST be lesbians.

I get sent out of lesson so I MUST get bad GCSE'S.

I have a weird sense of humour so I MUST be crazy.

I get really shy when I'm with a big group so I MUST be a social retard.

I don't share my feelings so I MUST be losing my mind.

I don't follow the crowd so I MUST be weird.

I hate Justin Bieber so I MUST be different.

I'm white so I MUST hate blacks.

I'm young so I MUST be naive.

I stick up for my friends so I MUST be a loud gob.

I laugh at horror films so I MUST be a physco.

I like Twilight so I MUST be a goth/emo.

I talk in lesson so I MUST be a rebel.

I lost a family member so I MUST be going off the rails.

Me and my friends laugh at stupid stuff so we MUST be immature.