My name is Jessica, I'm 19, and I live in Ohio, USA. I just recently graduated from High School and I now will have more time to write and update my stories. I've written seven stories, I'm working on four more now. I love almost any pair in Power Rangers, I'm into slash right now, and I love Kyo Kara Maoh! My newest favorite pairing is an Inuyasha/Kyo Kara Maoh! pairing, it's Kagome and Gwendal, but I'm mostly a Yuuram fan. I'm also a Yullen lover, I just love the pairing in general. I've recently gotten into the TV show, Merlin, it's just really awesome. My newest favorite pairing in that is Merlin/Arthur, but I also like the Arthur/Gwen pairing as well. My friends think I'm crazy for being able to quote Merlin and... Jeff Dunham. He is one of my favorite commedians, he's number 1, number 2 is Gabriel Iglesias.

I'm not sure how many people read my profile, but for those who do, I'm really sorry I kinda disappeared off the face of the planet, I've been going through some stuff and haven't had the inspiration to write, I'll hopefully get back to my writing soon, but I'm not sure when I will. I'll let you guys know when I do start writing again.

My favorite quotes from Jeff Dunham:

Walter: [referring to his argument on the phone with his wife] You heard a little of that, didn't ya?
Jeff Dunham: Oh yeah.
Walter: I hung up on her.
Jeff Dunham: Not good.
Walter: Yeah. She called back and she's like "Did you hang up on me?" I said "I don't know, did it sound something like this - CLICK!"
Jeff Dunham: Did that make her angry?
Walter: Oh, I felt a disturbance in the Force!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

[Achmed's torso is backwards and Jeff just turned it around]
Jeff Dunham: Just sit still.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Okay, I will not move my ass.
Walter: [from the suitcase] You idiot, you don't have an ass!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Is that Walter?
Jeff Dunham: Yes.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He scares the crap out of me! Please do not put me back in the same suitcase!
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: He has gas. Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!

Jeff Dunham: referring to the "suicide bomber training camp": Is that a nice facility?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: It used to be!
Jeff Dunham: What happened?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: New guy! The idiot tried to practice!
Jeff Dunham: What did you guys learn from that?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!

[about Walter's wife giving him a book on reincarnation]
Walter: Maybe one day I'll be reincarnated and come back as a sensitive guy.
Jeff Dunham: Sure.
Walter: Driving blue frickin' Prius.
[laughter]
Walter: That is the saddest little vehicle.
Jeff Dunham: It's a great car!
Walter: You ever heard it when you drive by?
Jeff Dunham: No.
Walter: It goes "IIIIII'MMMMMMM GAY".
[laughter]
Walter: "IIIIII'MMMMMMM GAY".
[laughter]
Walter: Yeah, and when it idles, it goes "Homohomohomohomohomo."
[laughter]

Favorite quotes from Gabriel Iglesias:

I used to say that there were Five Levels of Fatness. Reason why I say "Used to say" is because now there are six! Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Crucas. The original five levels are Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, and DAMN! People ask, "What could be bigger than DAMN!" The new level's called "OH HELL NO!" What's the difference? You're still willing to work with level five. Example, if you're on an elevator and you're with your friend and this really big guy gets on and you and your friend look at each other and you're like, "DAAAMN!" But you still let the big guy ride your elevator. That's the difference. Level six, you see walking towards your elevator, [Deep groaning noise] [Pretends to be a shocked passenger and starts pushing the "close door" button.] "OH HELL NO!" [Groan] "NO!!" [Groan]"NO!!" [Pretends to kick the fat man out] That's the difference.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Post this to your page if you hate child abuse

Subject: Scrabble
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

Put this in your profile if you are a Pirates of the Caribbean fan!

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I’m out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius’s sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Harry Potter fan!

If you are a girl who could care less about what guys think of her, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have started randomly singing in the middle of the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually reply to the voices inside your head, copy and past this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds make the world go round. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a crush on a book character copy and post this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

Stories Complete:
Journal
The Island (for now)
Secret Love, Not So Secret
Irrational Fear

Stories in Progress:
The Adventures of Mina Harker (not sure when next chap is coming out, please read and send some reviews).

The Good and the Bad, the Ups and the Downs- Rated T, Main pairing: eventual Len/Maya, Show: Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, Date for next chapter: no idea, the more reviews I get, the faster I write.

Everything Has Purpose, Even Pain- Rated T, Main Pairing: Draco/Hermione, Show: Harry Potter, Date for next chapter: I'm so sorry guys, I've been having personal problems and I haven't gotten time to write. I'm sorry for all of those who are waiting for the next chapter, but the story's going to be on Hiatus for a little while, so I can get some things back on track in my life. Again, I'm sorry and I hope I'll get the next chapter up soon and take the story off Hiatus. :)

Stories I'm currently writing:
Love and Betrayal- Rated T, Pairing: Kira Ford/Master Eubulon, Crossover: Power Rangers Dino Thunder/Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, Spin off of Alien Agent, Date expected to be out: I'm not sure as of now, a major case of writers block (on hold for right now)

Here We Go Again- Rated T, Main Pairing: no main pairing, but there are 4 pairings, Crossover: Power Rangers/Stargate Atlantis, Date to be expected out: Who knows, I'm giving up on this story for now, but I'll try to get this one up when I get the inspiration. I'm having a hard time writing the characters in character.

Unexpected Things Aren’t Always Bad- Rated high T, Main Pairing: Merlin/Arthur, Show: Merlin, Date expected to be out: Not sure, I'm still writing it, I actually have no idea when this is going to be up, but hopefully it will be soon.