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Author has written 25 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Ghost Hunt, Soul Eater, Twilight, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha, One Piece, Resident Evil, Black Blood Brothers, Kuroshitsuji, and Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno. age: 15 hair: Short and brown eyes: Green Favorite games: kingdom hearts, spiro, hunting games stuff like that Favorite anime: Inyuasha, Naruto, Naruto Shippden, Karin Chibi Vampire, Bleach, Fruits Backet, Ouran High School Host Club, D.N. Angel, Yu-gi-Oh, Death Note, Black Blood Brothers, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Bakuman, They're may be more. Favorite Music/Bands: Rock, Metal, MCR, Evanescence, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Areosmith, and Poison . Deviantart: http://winterbluedragon.deviantart.com/ Howrse: I have to make a new account!! Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002600451973 TinierMe: http://www.tinierme.com/tinierme/mypage.do?selfDispFlg=true -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- “Christmas Poem” TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY, AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY. THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE. I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY LAY ALONE, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME. THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE, I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY. THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE, "SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE; I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE, MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY! COUNTRY, MY CORPS." THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP, I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP. I WEPT FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL AND WE BOTH SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT, THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR SO WILLING TO FIGHT. THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE, WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE." ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND! AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT." This poem was written by a Marine. Please repost this. -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x- A Good Catholic Joke The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage! AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY! Kind of brings a tear to your eye, don't it? -x-x-x-x-x- Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It’s good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile. If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai) If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...) If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it... If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!! If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!! I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Believe it!!" and "Art is a BANG!!" AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile. 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If you've ever actually screamed at the televison screen because you saw a hot anime character...then began to laugh uncontrollably because you realize what a crazy idiot you are...copy and paste this to your profile! Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile! If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If your a patetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile! If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!! If you like to memorize pick up lines just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile now!! If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile. If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile. Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. Crazy is fun, insane is funner and mentally insane and crazy is funiest! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Ass Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. If you have told at least 5 people that you are in love with your favorite character from Naruto paste this on your profile. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend): THE KH SURVEY SECTION 1: The "Favorite" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? I got a lot, but my favorite one would have to be Axel 2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Sora 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Larxene 5. Your favorite KH world? (Includes both KH and KH2) The World That Never Was, Atlantica, HalloweenTown, Hollow Bastion, Twilight Town 6. Least favorite KH world? Olimpus Collasiam 7. Favorite Weapon? Hero's crest 8. Least favorite weapon? any of Donald's staffs 9. Favorite summon? none 10. Favorite form? Anti-form 11. Favorite pairing? Axel and Yuffie 12. Least fav. pairing? Anything yoai 13. Any cool crack pairings you've ever heard of? Kairi/Axel 14. Weirdest pairings you've ever heard of? Xaldin/Kairi and Vexen/Xion 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves"? none 16. Favorite partner in KH? Riku SECTION 2: Believe or not believe 17. Do you believe in Xemnas/Saix theory? Hell no!! Xemnas does place Saix like a 2nd commander, but XemSai, HELL NO!! 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No, just because his hair is like that doesn't mean he's emo (hugs Zexion) 19. Do you believe Marluxia is gay? Nah, he's okay 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No but she runs wierd with Namine SECTION 3: Answer yourself 21. If Roxas has to choose between Namine and Olette, would would you root for? Namine all the way!!! 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? They should make it for the ps2 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Nope, but they could make Larxene a little easier 24. If you had the choice to meet ONE KH character, who would it be? Axel 25. What KH character do you relate to most? Most likely Axel, I couldn't survive with out my ice cream and two best friends! 26. What's the most embarassing moment you've had that had to do something with KH? Me and my friend were making Sea-Salt Ice cream and we forgot to cook the eggs -.- It was still good though!! 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? No...want to...maybe Xion or Zexion 28. The funniest moment in KH is? Bell owning Xaldin, and when Sora made his funny face to Riku ("How am I going to face them, Sora!?" "Like this!" *does face*) 29. The hardest enemy/boss? Xemnas, it took me FOREVER to beat him! 30. What was the good addiction in KH that made it so addicting? Organization 13!! SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion, he's cuter 33. Riku or Roxas? Riku 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas 35. Axel or Demyx? Axel 36. Kairi or Larxene? kairi 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Neither. Oops, broke the rules. 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Neither. there I go again. 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai. anything's better than yaoi 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud, along with his epic hair flip!! 43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Both, crap, I'm no good at this! SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!) 45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Axel, Riku, Zexion, Cloud, Leon, Luxord (What?), and Saix!! 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Harry Potter 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? Ventus and Roxas, I swear they're brothers!! 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Birth by sleep but first i got to buy a psp. 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2, It was alot easier and I BEAT IT FINALLY!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? It's too great for words!! THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? let's see...Akatsuki, Kiba, Shikimara, Orochimaru, Gaara 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? OroHina 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? none, hate those 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? never 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A dvd with five episodes on it 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes and Itachi 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It's fact dude - 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Madara/Tobi, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. but i'm trying to catch up :) 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? he might 17. Sub or dub? dub 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Hmmm, I'm either way 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course! He's- 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Niether, he's the youthful teacher 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird/Awesome 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Gaara being sugar high. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? OF COURSE 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes 27. Do you like lemons? HELL TO THE NO! 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom knows about Gaara, she said she'd give him a cookie -.-; 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? The one by LK 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yea 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? no 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No but I would give it to my boyfriend's brother and video tape his reaction 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I WISH 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I don't like Sasuke, Itachi is better 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Oh hell yea!! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. "Oh shaiza, I do believe the world is ending." 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile. Time is a wonderful teacher, but it kills all its pupils. -.- Whoever said nothing's impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. If you say "Things can't get any worse" God will then proceed to take it as a challenge. Be warned. Akatsuki Signs!! Itachi -/_\- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o o/ Tobi @ Kakuzu --.-- Sasori -.- Hidan o.o Copy and paste this to help them achieve WORLD DOMINATION!! (And get more COOKIES!!) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
Put this on your Put this on your Here By The Itachi Fanclub. "You failed your math test. How do you expect to go anywhere in life?" "I jump somebody, take their car keys, and go wherever. Duh." Message from Kakuzu: Hey, do you like tentacles? Because I just poisoned your beverage while you weren't looking. Message from Deidara: Sasori no Danna and I don't have fights, we have 'creative discussions', un. Message from Zetsu: Save a plant, eat a vegetarian! Message from Itachi: You lack vacation... Message from Pein: I will rule the world some day! (Konan: No he won't...) Message from Orochimaru: Staring contest rules- I win, I bite your face. YOU win, I bite your face. We tie, I buy you a steak... then I bite your face! Message from Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Will ignore this Random stuff Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Out of mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara) Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music. Beware of the letter 'G'. It's the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness. If you try to fail and succeed, what did you do? Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died. I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair then apologizes. -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! You, you, and you, follow me. The rest of you, panic. Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse. Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?! You should proofread what you right incase you any words. Hi! I'm human! What are you? Life is a circle. No wonder why I'm so dizzy. Yeah, I'm a loser. But I'm the coolest looser you ever met. When someone calls us IDIOTS, we all crack up. Because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY before you did! Last night I sat in my bed, looked at the stars, and though "WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?!" I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring his doorbell and run-- he hates it! The word 'Politics' used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "tiny blood-sucking creatures". Light travels faster than sound. I guess that's why people seem so bright before you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who jumps off the empire state building and at 50 floors says, "So far, so good!". If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile You know you live in 2010 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)) You say BABY PINK 92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile -When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it -When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate -When life gives you lemons, squeez them in a mean persons eyes and RUN BIOTCH! If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name! IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!! Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you are a Akatsuki Fanatic copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. mostly 'DONT HURT TOBI!! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY" If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you really hate Sasuke from Naruto, and wish Gaara had killed him when he had the chance, copy and paste this into your profile! Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. totally unfair If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get,copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this. Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this -.-' If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile! If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile. If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had strange dreams about certain anime, manga, book, tv show, or game character, copy and paste this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile. If you think that a nickname for Pein should be 'Pain Pill' copy and past this onto your profile. If you think Hidan is an albino copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP. 7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE! Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on? 12. This is your captain speaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says 'If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.' Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Stop Child Abuse! My name is Chris I am three My eyes are swollen I can not see I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish i were better I wish i weren't ugly Then maybe my mommy Would still hug me I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else i'm locked up All day long When i wake i'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When mommy does come I'll try and be nice So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says it's all my fault That he suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl He takes and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!" I scream But it's too late now His face is twisted Into an unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please god, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three Tonight my daddy Murdered me Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary. Guy: then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now please slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gives him a big hug) Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Remember when: Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now! If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles) If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile Girls Don't realize these things: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Random Stuff For Laughs 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six-story building. Copy and paste this if you're part of the 10 that's yelling,"Jump, bitch!" Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator. Boys are like Slinkys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack. Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with... Don't worry. When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. I intend to live forever. So far, so good... Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Suicide is Man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me, I quit." A day without sunshine is, like, night. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. .••) .•) .•.•) .•) A Normal Conversation With My Cousin "Hey Beth." -Nothing- "Hey Beth" -Nothing- "HEY BETH!" -Nothing- "BLUE MONKEYS ARE GOING TO KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME TO THE WORLD OF NARUTO FOREVER!!!!" "OK thats nice" -Takes away cell phone- (that she was texting on) "HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!!!" "NOT UNTIL YOU START LISTENING!!!!" -Blue Monkey appears- "Hello." "AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" -Thows cell phone- "WHY YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!" If You Have A Cousin or Bestfriend Copy and Paste this to Your Profile The Ouran Alphabet A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...) L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join Okay. The world is out to get me and the universe is conspiring against my soul. Glad we got that straightened out. A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son, John P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. TIME FOR GOD Read only if you God, when I I don't Then, I realized We Maybe, Sunday And, the We And, of course, However, we Because.. That's May That t here is HE We If, Please follow Jesus said, 'If Not Pass this on Yes, I do Love HE He This is If Send this to ten Now do you have the Make sure that Easy vs. Hard Why Why Why Of There are no Notes: Isn't it Isn't it funny how someone can say Isn't it funny Isn't it funny Isn't it funny I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they And send it To all of those that find me obnoxious and irritating- If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. A large percdent of writers don't know the ifference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you always see things from a deep and different point of view than most people, copy and paste this on your profile If you have weird friends put this on your profile. If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile. If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as I do, PLEASE put this on your profile! If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have completely obsessed over something like a video game or plushie, copy and paste this on your profile I find no reason for anyone to hate me as much as some people do. Because I may act stupid and I may be oblivious to a lot of things, but I've found that I'm oblivious to the obvious. I pick up the little details, and I notice the grimaces when people walk past, the whispers when I sit down, the pointing, the laughing, the faces, and all that. I try to shrug it off and try not so care, but sometimes, it can really get to me, and I can never understand what I did. I have never talked to any of these people. But now, it's their problem. If it's what I wear, buy me new clothes. If you have a problem with me, solve it. Don't be a jerk and hate me or make fun of me. I've never said a damn word to you, so you have no reason whatsoever to make a fool out of me...and yourself. Say something rude about me to my face and I will stand up for myself and make a complete fool of you. Say something rude about me behind my back and I'll turn around and hurt you. Make it easier for yourself and just knock off the $hit attitude. You're not impressing anyone or making anyone laugh, and if you are, they're just as much of a low-life and a moron as you are. So quit it while you're ahead. Thanks If you think people should lay off and get to know you before they decide they hate you, copy and paste this to your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out.) I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things Copy and paste this onto your account Murphy: Edward A. Murphy and consists of seven basic laws If anything can go wrong, it will. -Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer. -The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public. -There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... -With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. -Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. -When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. -Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Warning: Trespassers will be shot It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" An idiot is a fortieth-floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are) YOUR GUY SIDE: Dogs are better than cats. You love hoodies. Sad movies suck. total:14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 11 Result: 16 vs. 11 random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!" "As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted. "You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck. "It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants. "Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!" There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl. A fourth girl jumped in behind them, flashing her kunai. "GET HIM!!" Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion! a relationship with a guy is like a deck of cards, you need hearts to love them,dimonds to marry them, clubs to beat them, and spades to bury the bastards If you've watched Yugioh Abridged by Little Kuriboh, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Duke Devlin's theme song plays every time he walks, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Seto secretly reads Puppyshipping, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, copy this to your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile. If you believe the government should make Levees, not war, copy this into your profile. If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile. If you've ever hit your nose on a glass window, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. "They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. .:FIRE:. xYou have a short temper. .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. .:AIR:. xYou have a free spirit. .:DARKNESS:. xYou spend most of your time alone. .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. and are 100 percent proud of it. copy this into your profile. Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile. If you stand up for God every chance you have, copy and paste this into your profile! If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this. If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Beast boy should just kiss Raven already, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 percent that rock out everyday, put this in your profile. If you've ever had to look at your own penname to write it in an email paste this in your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.(almost every girl in the world needs to copy this) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If lots of people in your family get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have added the names Kratos, Zelos, Genis, Presea, Martel, Yuan, Raine, Mithos, ect. (any character of any anime/game/ect.) to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you understand things that some adults older than you do not and ignore you until you SHOW them what you know and you surprise them paste this in your profile. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had to ask your best friend your OWN Phone/Cell Number to tell another Friend paste this in your profile. A good friend tells you when you're acting crazy. A best friend will tell you and then join you in your crazy act. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a best friend. If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile! If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile. If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Akatsuki Quiz Thingy!! (YAY! WHOOP WHOOP!) Pein/Pain - Nagato [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4 ] Konan [Konan Score: 3 ] Itachi Uchiha [Itachi Uchiha Score: 2 ] Kisame Hoshigaki [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ] Sasori [Sasori Score: 6 ] Deidara [Deidara Score: 2 ] Kakuzu [Kakuzu Score: 4 ] Hidan [Hidan Score: 3 ] Zetsu [Zetsu Score: 7 ] Tobi [Tobi Score: 6 ] Orochimaru [Orochimaru Score: 3 ] ...Whoo! Zetsu RULES! \*O*/ I luv him! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it- I am a christen, I am straight, but I'm not homophobic! Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Why do we ((sleep)) in church, 80 percent of you wont repost this. Jesus Christ said: "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father" here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost If you have tried to convince everyone you know that David Bowie does not exist and he's really Jareth in disguise, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile! If you or anyone you know thinks that Jareth needs to quit pining over Sarah and start pining over you, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU. If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. (both of us) If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. "I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up" -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. -x-x-x- The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x) You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow () You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x) People have called you slow. (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking ) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. (x) You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (x) You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total all together=30 -x-x-x- I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, : Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost | |||||||
1. Trip through the Dimensions » reviewsTwo normal girls get kidnaped by Voldy and get saved ny one of the girl's mother and now they have to go and attend Hogwarts... CHOAS! FredXOC GeorgeXOC RemusXOC Better than summary!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-25-12 - Published: 1-29-11 - Fred W. & George W.2. The Phantomhive Fake » reviewsJessica was just a normal girl living in the twenty-first century But when she's pulled throught a painting at the famous Phantomhive manion, her whole world is turned upsidedown. Will she get home with the help of her shinigami butler or not? Will she learn the secrets of her past lives? What is Randall's untold story? Will we ever find out? ... Or will time forever be frozen?Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-31-12 - Published: 3-8-12 - Vincent P. & Ciel P.3. A Kitten's Kurse » reviewsYou know of Criptids right? The Mothman, the Owlman, the Lizardman... Most Cryptids are created by the goverment and this is my story. The story of how I travel to another world and find the Akatsuki. I have no family, no name, nothing... This is my storyNaruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-29-12 - Published: 7-11-11 - Obito U./Tobi & Akatsuki4. Julia of the Labyrinth reviewsFollow Joanna as she fights her way to her kingdom, but will she make it? Or will she crack under the stress?Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-125. What Should've Happen » reviewsYuki Muto is the daughter of Yugi Muto and is going to duel acdemy... as a guy? She must over come friends and enmys and protect her two best friends... Langrage, Spoliers, and DON'T YOU DARE FLAME! ChazzXOC ZaneXOC JadenXOC and later on JesseXOCYu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 4-26-11 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. & Chazz P./Manjōme J.6. The Princess, the Thief, and the Dragon » reviewsYoung Victoria was adopted into the Kaiba famly when she was a young girl. Now she finds her real family. Now she must stay with her cousin Seto Kaiba and her Yami must find out her past... BEING RE-WITTEN!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 2-5-11 - Seto K. & Yami Yūgi7. The Misadventures of Shell and Fancy » reviews"It's not like Organization 13 is going to fall from the sky-" Both of their laughing ceased when they heard multiple thumps on the roof... How will these two "normal" girls handle living with Organization 13? What chaos will ensure? Better than summayKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 9-2-11 - Xemnas & Zexion8. The Akatsuki Orphans » reviewsKonan finds three orphan girls and brings them to Akatsuki to be raised by S-rank crimnals... SPOILERS!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 2-20-11 - Akatsuki9. The Akasuki Daughters » reviewsThe Akatsuki have daughters and now they have to take them in and all chaos is going to come! WARNIG: langrege and hidan and SPOILERS!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 1-11-11 - Akatsuki10. SPR File: South Carolina » reviewsSPR have no more cases in Japan, but what happens when Naru decides to go to South Carolina when they here of a girl being pushed off the roof of a hotel? What is the secret that not even she knows? Is Lin falling for her? LinXOC NaruXMai R&R please!Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,583 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 5-23-11 - K. Lin11. Old Dogs, New Tricks » reviewsWhat if Lily didn't love James? But Sirius instead? And what if Lily had twins that Sirius and James didn't know about? And what if the twins went looking for their parents? And found Sirius? Oh my!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 10-23-11 - Lily Evans P. & Sirius B.12. My Messed Up Video Game Life » reviewsDelilah is sent to RE4, blah, has to give info to Saddler, blah, hasn't played any other RE game, blah, lacks common sense, blah, tries to kill Mendez, blah, blah, blah, I don't want to ruin the story plot, blah. Warnings: Crack, OOC, AU, blood, and goreResident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - O. Saddler & J. Krauser13. My Dreams are Me » reviewsThis is what happens when two people that don't like eachother very much get drunk at a party and have an one night stand. And when one of them gets pregnant. SasukeXOC. Better than summary.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 5-10-11 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U.14. J'aimerai être comme une soie par moment » reviewsNaraku is creating a new incranation. But this one is different... He is pregnant. How will he survive with his two fallowers? Warning: OOC, Mpreg, OCs, Ayumi, AU, no yaoi. Please do not flame!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 11-4-11 - Naraku15. I'm already Insane! » reviewsWhat if Asura didn't die? What if he was only weakened? And he had to join the DWMA? And is he falling for his new partner? Is Justin falling for his old partner? Will they survive these two and many others in a large mansion? AsuraOC JustinOCSoul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-16-12 - Published: 6-12-11 - Justin Law & Asura16. ByeBye Tooth reviewsGwen has a bloody gum from getting her tooth pulled. Zelman has no self control.Black Blood Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-12 - Zelman C. - Complete17. The Calendar reviewsThis is a story about someone Smoker use to know, when she left, when she died, and when he ate his devil fruit.One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-11 - Smoker - Complete18. Northern DownpourPein/Konan Songfic- kinda AU, fluff, and Panic! At The DiscoNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Published: 10-19-11 - Konan & Pain/Pein - Complete19. Bittersweet reviewsOroHina, rated for some suggestive themes Not sexual . Hinata is rejected and Orochimaru decides he wants her. Oneshot, OOC, AU, and Sasuke is no longer with Orochimaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-4-11 - Orochimaru & Hinata H. - Complete20. Mistakes We Knew We Were Making reviewsDeidara Baby daddy thingie oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-11 - Deidara - Complete21. The TwentyEighth Day of the Month reviewsJaz finds out what a woman goes through every month... CRACK! OOC-ness! And CHAOS! One-shot! Drabble!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-3-11 - Jasper - Complete22. Heavy in Your Arms reviewsItachi Baby daddy thingie oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-11 - Akatsuki & Itachi U. - Complete23. Hello reviewsA Naruto songfic for Hello by Evanescence.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-11-11 - Complete24. Concrete Angel reviewsThis the story of Hinata and her life of abuse... Warning: Character death, and you may cry... Not for Hinata haters!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-11 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete25. You can let go now Daddy reviewsKakuzu's daughter, Katsu, Thinks about the past... Warning: You will cry at the end! Song-fic for 'You can let go' by Crystal Shawanda.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-7-11 - Akatsuki & Kakuzu - Complete
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