The annoying thing about boredom is that it will drive you to desperate measures, such as updating your profile.

So:

About me:

-I like to write

-I don't like people to know about me

About my writing:

I used to write only action stories with (accidental) Mary-Sues, but I've both branched out and improved, so now I write action stories with heroines who are only a little bit Mary-Sues and throw in a little romance. Gotta love variety.