|Killer of thy Cookies|
Author has written 7 stories for RuneScape, Pokémon, and Naruto.
I write a few stories. I also eat unicorns.
Is this the part where you introduce yourself? Right, I'm Killer of thy Cookies, or Kook.
Kook is basically a shorter term for 'Killer of thy Cookies', so you can call me that. It's not a requirement, but 'Kook' sounds more comfortable than 'Killer' or 'Cookie' and 'Killer of thy Cookies' is quite a mouthful.
I joined FanFiction.net in 2010 and this is my third, and oldest, account here. I mainly write Pokemon & Naruto stories.
Age: 13 (yes, THAT young.)
Favorite Characters from Naruto, in order
FanFiction: What I Look Out For
A year or two ago, I would have loved to see a good Pokemon adventure story. When I discover one, oh, the feels. But now, I spend way too much time in the Naruto Romance section, it makes me question my sexuality, because really, only a girl would spend the amount of time I spend on this site searching for good romance stories.
My One True Pairing (OTP) is NaruSaku. There are no words to describe the fucking awesomeness of this.
I also like a bit of humor once in awhile.
Other pairings I like are basically Naruto and any underused girl in the series. Simply put - pairings that little/no writer(s) have ever tried to write. Something different. Examples are Naruto and Konan, Naruto and Tenten, Naruto and Tayuya, yeah, you get my drift.
FanFiction: What Rustles My Jimmies
A good story. A good story, with NaruHina inside. That fucking ruins the entire story! I have nothing against NaruHina (Ha, that's a lie) and I absolutely don't hate it or detest it (another lie) but seriously, being a NaruSaku fan, you hop into this nice little story... AND THEN YOU FIND OUT IT'S NARUHINA. The tragedy!
In a NaruHina story, there's bound to have SAKURA BASHING. Oh god, please. I hate Sakura bashing. She's probably the best kunoichi in the series (yeah, being biased, so what?) and then you go and bash her. Fuck off. Countless times have I stopped reading a brilliant story because of Sakura bashing. I mean, seriously? Sakura is useless? She'll punch you into next week.
And when authors talk to their own story characters at the beginning and ending of every Author's Note. Are you sick in the head?
I dislike character bashing, not only Sakura. Every character, really.
Last but not least, yaoi. Hate the thing. I'm straighter than a sword and gay romance just... disturbs me.
If you want to know more about me or just simply want to read my works, take a look at some of the stories below. Some might disappoint you, some might not. Give it a shot and leave a review or two to tell me what you think. Reviews, whether praise or criticism, inspire me to keep going.
See you later.
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