Killer of thy Cookies
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since: 05-29-10, id: 2381818, Profile Updated: 04-11-13
country: Singapore
Author has written 7 stories for RuneScape, Pokémon, and Naruto.

I write a few stories. I also eat unicorns.

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Is this the part where you introduce yourself? Right, I'm Killer of thy Cookies, or Kook.

Where I got the name 'Kook'The Sphere of Varrock by Haseo The Terror of Death

Kook is basically a shorter term for 'Killer of thy Cookies', so you can call me that. It's not a requirement, but 'Kook' sounds more comfortable than 'Killer' or 'Cookie' and 'Killer of thy Cookies' is quite a mouthful.

I joined FanFiction.net in 2010 and this is my third, and oldest, account here. I mainly write Pokemon & Naruto stories.


Age: 13 (yes, THAT young.)

Gender: Male

Religion: None

Occupation: Student

Country: Singapore

Ethnicity: Asian

Race: Chinese


Favorite Characters from Naruto, in order

1. Shikamaru
2. Naruto
3. Deidara
4. Sakura
5. Hidan
6. Gaara
7. Itachi
8. Temari
9. Sai
10. Obito


FanFiction: What I Look Out For

A year or two ago, I would have loved to see a good Pokemon adventure story. When I discover one, oh, the feels. But now, I spend way too much time in the Naruto Romance section, it makes me question my sexuality, because really, only a girl would spend the amount of time I spend on this site searching for good romance stories.

My One True Pairing (OTP) is NaruSaku. There are no words to describe the fucking awesomeness of this.

I also like a bit of humor once in awhile.

Other pairings I like are basically Naruto and any underused girl in the series. Simply put - pairings that little/no writer(s) have ever tried to write. Something different. Examples are Naruto and Konan, Naruto and Tenten, Naruto and Tayuya, yeah, you get my drift.

FanFiction: What Rustles My Jimmies

A good story. A good story, with NaruHina inside. That fucking ruins the entire story! I have nothing against NaruHina (Ha, that's a lie) and I absolutely don't hate it or detest it (another lie) but seriously, being a NaruSaku fan, you hop into this nice little story... AND THEN YOU FIND OUT IT'S NARUHINA. The tragedy!

In a NaruHina story, there's bound to have SAKURA BASHING. Oh god, please. I hate Sakura bashing. She's probably the best kunoichi in the series (yeah, being biased, so what?) and then you go and bash her. Fuck off. Countless times have I stopped reading a brilliant story because of Sakura bashing. I mean, seriously? Sakura is useless? She'll punch you into next week.

And when authors talk to their own story characters at the beginning and ending of every Author's Note. Are you sick in the head?

I dislike character bashing, not only Sakura. Every character, really.

Last but not least, yaoi. Hate the thing. I'm straighter than a sword and gay romance just... disturbs me.


If you want to know more about me or just simply want to read my works, take a look at some of the stories below. Some might disappoint you, some might not. Give it a shot and leave a review or two to tell me what you think. Reviews, whether praise or criticism, inspire me to keep going.

See you later.


1. Team Itachi: Shippuden » reviews
The sequel to Team Itachi. Naruto finally returns from his three-year trip with Jiraiya, but evil enemies known as the Akatsuki await him. With the help of his trusty best friends Sasuke and Sakura, as well as his powerful sensei Itachi, Naruto must fight for his life as well as the safety of the ninja world. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-18-13 - Published: 5-17-13 - Itachi U.
2. Team Itachi » reviews
What if the Third Hokage stopped the council before they could order Itachi to commit the Uchiha Clan Massacre? Itachi is one of the village's strongest ninja, and has now been given the task of being a Jonin sensei, assigned to Team 7 with his little brother Sasuke, the 'dead last' Naruto Uzumaki, and fangirl Sakura Haruno. This is Team Itachi. Other AU elements. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 66 - Words: 155,092 - Reviews: 590 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 12-30-12 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete
3. Pokemon Johto: The Journey » reviews
Sequel to Pokemon Kanto: The Journey. Evan, done with his travels through the Kanto region, starts a journey through the Johto region with friends by his side, getting Gym Badges and battling new and old enemies along the way. Read and review!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 89,082 - Reviews: 258 - Updated: 1-5-13 - Published: 3-5-11
4. The Pokemon Anti Noob Guide » reviews
Ever wondered why you can never get to the Elite Four in your Pokemon games? Ever wondered why you are never able to beat the Champion? Well, this is the guide for you. Cheat codes will be given. Only disclosing emulator cheats, no DS or gameboy cheats!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-18-11 - Published: 2-2-11 - Red
5. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Pokemon of Time and Space » reviews
A human named Evan is magically turned from a human into a Pokemon, Bulbasaur. He does not remember anything from his human past and meets up with Pika, a Pikachu. Together, they form a rescue team and along the way discovers the truth behind Evan's past.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-28-11 - Published: 12-30-10 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane
6. Pokemon Kanto: The Journey » reviews
A 10-year-old is ready to hit the road and embark on his Pokemon Journey, starting from Pallet Town in Kanto. Read about his exploits and adventures, his Gym Badges, the notorious Team Rocket and his stuck-up rival. Read and review! COMPLETE.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,554 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 3-4-11 - Published: 11-23-10 - Complete
7. The RuneScape Anti Noob Guide » reviews
Ever wonder why people call you a noob? Ever wonder why you never make it big in RuneScape? The RuneScape Anti Noob Guide is the story for you. REFRAIN from doing any of these things and people might just start changing their opinion about you. COMPLETE.
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-24-10 - Published: 9-18-10 - Complete
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