Hello there!

My name's Auz, but you can just call me, uh...Auz.

I've been writing fanficiton for a couple years now, and I really enjoy it, so I figured I'd post some of the crap I write on here :)

I'll write anything from comedy to fluffy romance to depressing, depressing stories.

But, whatever it is, it's usually weird.

ENJOY-

A little about the author:

I am a teenage girl that lives somewhere in the unchartered wilderness of America. That's all about that I'll give away.

I love drawing and writing, whether it be poetry or fanfiction or even orignal stories. But I'm also lazy as hell, which kinda defeats the purpose. Oh well.

My favorite manga is (Plus)Anima, and my favorite anime is...probably Durarara or Hetalia. Or Tsuritama...Or-eh, I'll just stop now. My favorite video game, well, that's difficult. It would probably have to be The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, considering that's the game that pretty much changed my life...But I also love The World Ends With You. My favorite TV show is tied between South Park and Merlin. And my favorite book? Brave Story, hands down. I loved that book.

If you actually read all that...wow. You must really have nothing to do. xD (But thank you for listening to the stupid author's ranting)

Things I may write/Have written for:

(Also known as my "Things I LOVE-LOVE-LOVE list.)

Hatoful Boyfriend

Hetalia

Pokemon

(Plus)Anima

World Ends with You

Bully

XxxHolic

Ghost Hound

Cy-believers

SSBB

Ib

Coraline

South Park

Merlin

Tales of Vesperia

Warriors

Professor Layton

The Legend of Zelda

Mother 3/Earthbound (games in that series)

Ao Oni

Vocaloid

Kingdom Hearts

Kyou Kara Maou!

Merlin

The Walking Dead

Brave Story

Fallout

Uta No Prince Sama

Karneval

(plus)c Sword and Cornett

Hunter x Hunter

Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic

K (-Project)

Tsubasa (Resevoir Chronicles)

..and other things that I probably can't think of right now.

I love shounen-ai, which is boyxboy. Sorry if you don't like it, I just do, and it will show in my writing here, probably a LOT.

I also love crack. And crossovers. And AUs. I LOVE AUs.

If you've ever read or reviewed one of my stories, THANK YOU! ;w; It always make me happy when I get a review on something because I know that, somewhere out there,

my writings made someone smile(hopefully). Or cry. Or look at it in disgust and go "What the hell is this crap?" It depends xD

I love constructive critisicm! So please, if there's anything you want to say, say it!

Awesome Quotes List

"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."- Some random author.

"Am I catholic or protestant, GOD I DON'T KNOW!"-England, from Hetalia

"Bravery..? Everyone has it, huh? ...Then it's just like madness." -Asura, from Soul Eater.

"You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity, Spongebob. I gotta mix it up! Keep ya on your toes!" -Patrick, from Spongebob

"Where's the little door!?" -..me...making fun of bananas..don't ask.

"You know who's awesomer than Prussia?" "Jesus?" "NOPE...wai-" -Me and my friend Anna

"Dammit, you made me make a baby!" - Anna...again. orz

"WOOP, THERE IT IS!" -Anna, playing The HOUSE 2 and waiting for the lady to pop out.

"You know, pigeons reach sexual maturity within a year of their birth" -Yuuya, from Hatoful Boyfriend

"When is anything ever truly wonderful, honey? Life is life, and it's well enough. Zat's all zere is to it." -Lora(2P!Fem!France)

"I...just want to be friends with Gon!" - Killua, Hunter x Hunter

"You...used to be so big." -America, Hetalia

"You're brave...and that's the reason why I love you!" -Aladdin, Magi

"VICTORY FOR ZIMMMMMMM!"- Zim, Invader Zim

"Here, take this. It might be useful. *hands vinegar*" -Takuro, Ao Oni

"Could any moron do...this!?" - Dib, Invader Zim

"Weapon...select!" - Masayuki, Ghost Hound

"You'd better let me clean your glasses when you get back, Jeff!" -Tony (in his letter), Earthbound

"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahhaahahahha-now I'm bored." -Izaya, Durarara!!

"I just wanna play sports!" - Kirby, Bully

"Shut up and walk, dear" -Joshua (From Another Day), The World Ends with You

"Only by allowing strangers in can we find new ways to be ourselves."-Joshua, TWEWY

"But Neku, I though you couldn't afford to lose? Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world." - Joshua, TWEWY

"You can't see it, but...those four weeks...were very hard for me. Learning to trust people...having that trust broken. I'm glad...I met you guys. You made me pick up on things I might've just gone on ignoring." Neku, The World Ends with You

"Trust your partner. And I do. I can't forgive you, but...I trust you. Oh, did I mention? I have friends now. We're getting together for the first time in a week. ...See you there?" Neku, TWEWY (Yes I know I have a lot of TWEWY quotes, I just love the dialog in that game ahaha)

"Why do you have such big boobs if you're a man?" -Aladdin, Magi

"I'm a deadly efficient butler!" -Grell, Kuroshitsuji

"Great. Now there are lasers shooting out of my eyes." -Craig, South Park

"The gnomes, man! First they take my underwear, and next they'll be out for my blood! BLOOD!!" -Tweek, South Park

"Eno-Shima-Doooooon!" -Yuki, Haru, Akira, Natsuki, Tsuritama

"Ohohohoo...Mary, yes, I'm Mary..." -Mary, Ib

"If you need me..I'll come running." -Garry, Ib

"So stupid. It is scientifically impossible that monsters exist." -Hiroshi, Ao Oni

"I will follow you until the end." -Jafar, to Sinbad, Magi

"WHOO! That was good thinking!" "..What do you mean "whoo"? Who even says that?" -Fai and Kurogane, respectively, from Tsubasa

"...Creepy..." -Shiro, from K (specifically the time he was crying in the rain...ehehe.)

"Kurapika, sweetie, I love you, BUT HE JUST BIT A DUDE'S FREAKING HEAD OFF. You're going to die." -Me, watching Hunter x Hunter (specifically I think it was episode...44...?)

"There are no coincidences in this world. Only inevitability." -Yuuko, from xxHOLIC (and Tsubasa)

"I ought to be leader, because I can sing a c-sharp." -Jack, Lord of the Flies

SHIPS

"Hey, if it fits, I ships"

(These are in no particular order, though my OTP is the very first one.)

Hetalia: UsUK, GerIta, PruCan, Spamano, ANZ (Austraila/New Zealand), Poliet(Poland/Lithuania) Romania/Bulgaria, AusHun, Rochu, Giripan, SeaLat( esepcially Lativa x Fem!Sealand for some odd reason..), BelaLili, Estonia/Ukraine, Germany/ Fem!America (Don't..just don't ask..), probably more...Hetalia has endelss ships.

Black Butler: William/Grell (I think..Grelliam, it's called?), Ciel/Alois, Alois/Claude, Ronald/Mey-rin, Ciel/Elizabeth, Snake/Dagger

Soul Eater: Kid/ Fem!Crona (I am a firm beliver that Crona is a chick, sorry.), Soul/Maka, Black Star/Tsubaki

Invader Zim: ZADR(Dib/Zim)

South Park: Bunny(Kenny/Butters), Kyman (Cartman/Kyle), Style (Stan/Kyle), Creek (Craig/Tweek), Stolovan (Clyde/Kevin), Dogley(Dog Poo/Bradley Biggle...once again, don't ask.), Candy(Cartman/Wendy), Stendy (Stan/Wendy), Bendy (Bebe/Wendy), Gike(Ike/Kindergoth)...and many more. Once again, like Hetalia, South Park has endless ships.

Pokemon(Game!verse mostly, but also some manga!verse): Preciousmetalshipping(Gold/Silver...THIS IS MY OTP TO END ALL OTPs.), Namelessshipping(Red/Green GAMEVERSE), Clingyshipping (Pearl/Diamond-Dia/Barry), Isshushipping (Black/N), Cheren/Bianca, White/Bianca, Originshipping(Wallace/Steven), Wishfulshipping(Iris/Cilan-OH LOOK A HET SHIP-*shot*) Falkner/Everyone BECAUSE FALKER IS AWESOME.

Bully: Gary/Peter, Trent/Kirby, Bif/Derby

Tales of Vesperia: Fluri (Flynn/Yuri), Restelle(Rita/Estelle...oh come on you were thinking it was canon too.)

Professor Layton: CRONY(Crow/Tony..Yes, crack, I know, but I made all my PL friends ship it xD) Layton/Claire ( ;u; )

Brave Story(Both the book and the movie...not the manga though, that sucked. The book is my favorite book EVER.): Wataru/Mitsuru

The Mortal Instruments: Malec (Magnus/Alec)

Coraline: Wybie/Coraline

Kyou Kara Maou! : Yuuram(Yuuri/Wolfram-pfft, it's practically CANON. I mean, they are getting married...more or less.)

The Walking Dead(Comic!verse and Show!verse): Glenn/Maggie, Carl/Sofia (Comic!verse only... ;w; poor Sofia in the show..)

Merlin(BEST SHOW ON TV EVER-other than The Walking Dead of course): Merthur(Arthur/Merlin), Arthur/Gwen

Durarara!!: Shizaya(Shizuo/Izaya), Mikado/Anri

Ghost Hound: Makoto/Masayuki

SSBB: Ness/Lucas, Roy/Marth

Ao Oni: Takuro/Takeshi, Naoki/Hiroshi

Kingdom Hearts: Zemyx, Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora

XXXholic: Doumeki/Watanuki

The Legend of Zelda: Link/Midna, Link/Zelda, Link/Dark Link, Red Link/Blue Link(Manga!verse, brotherly or..not), Purple Link/Shadow Link(Manga!verse yet again), one-sided EVERYONE/Link (seriously everybody loves him-even Ghirahim -dies-)

Cy-believers: Azumi/Rio

World Ends With You: Neku/Joshua (Yet another one of those GAHH SHIP SO HARDDDDDD ones...OTL)

Tsuritama: Yuki/Haru, Akira/Urara, Akira/Natsuki

Hatoful Boyfriend: Oko-san/Anghel, Ryouta/Sakuya, Yuuya/Sakuya, One(or JB LEONE, AWEOMEST JANITOR EVER/Tohri, Ryuuji/Isa(Shuu)

.flow: Smile/Sabi

Fallout: Lone Wanderer(female)/Butch, Lone Wanderer(female)/Fawkes

Hunter X Hunter: Gon/Killua, Leorio/Kurapika

Uta No prince Sama: Natsuki/Shou, Tokia/Otoya, Ren/Makoto

Earthbound: Tony/Jeff

Magi:The Labyrinth of Magic: Sinbad/Ja'far, Aladdin/Alibaba, Sphintus/Titus, Alibaba/Morgiana, Morgiana/Hakyruu, Alibaba/Hakyruu

K(-Project): Kuroh/Shiro, Yata/Fushimi, Mikoto/Munakata, Kosuke/Eric, Shohei/Bando, Chitose/Dewa

Tsubasa(Resevoir Chronicles): KuroFai, Syoran/Sakura

Lord of the Flies: Jack/Ralph

COMPLETED STORIES.

Too many one-shots, but no multi-chapters as of yet. of course, I only have one xD.

IN-PROGRESS.

Multiplying Like Bunnies(South Park, Bunny, Rated T as of now)- A collection of one-shots and drabbles, all about the odd relationship between Leopold Stoch and Kenny McCormick. Total Chapters: Unknown. Currently at 3/? I'm really not sure when I'll update this, but believe me, I'll update it. Eventually.

POSSIBLE FUTURE STORIES IN THE IDEA BIN.

ONE-SHOTS GALORE.

(Unnamed)- A Pokemon/Fallout(3)-universe AU crossover. Black and White have never known anything else but the vault, and never had anyone else but each other. So when White suddenly escapes from the vault one night, Black has no choice but to follow. ...But nothing could have ever prepared him for what waited outside. Pairings: Isshushipping, Originalshipping, Preciousmetalshipping, other ships that I may throw in there...Violence, Character!death, among other things...

(Still Alive-working title until I find something better orz)- A Durarara/Portal universe-crossover, AU. (What? I like AU's.) "See, I just love humans! They're so interesting! That's why I love to test them...unfortunately, I've run out of human test subjects, so a monster will have to do. Right, Shizu-chan?" Shizuo Heiwajima was nothing more than an experiment, a monster, left in the bowels of the Nagiri Science facility to rot. With nothing more than the voice of the building's only other occupant, a deranged A.I. called IzAya, to guide him, he decides to get the hell out of there. Too bad IzAya is not going to make this easy for him. "Let's get started with these tests now, shall we?" Possible future Shizaya, but then again maybe not.

Lord of the Fries- Lord of the Flies parody, high school AU. In which a prank after a basketball game goes horribly wrong, Simon really freaking wants some goddamn food, and Jack is totally not gay. Seriously. Also, everyone hates Piggy. Well, that's nothing new. Possible pairings: ...probably some hinted Jalph and possibly Rogice. Features shipper!Simon because yes. AND ALSO, MAURICE. He needs his own warning.

Deconstruction - LoTF, post-book. Because, honestly, neither of them should have expected to never see the other again. 'Oddly enough, when their eyes met, it was Jack who panicked first.' Slight Ralph/Jack (probably one-shot, but possible multi-chapter)