The Lonely Padawan

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since	: 06-03-10, id: 2388531, Profile Updated: 08-10-11
country	: USA

Author has written 14 stories for Legion, Phantom of the Opera, Dracula 2000, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Resident Evil, and X-overs.

This is Onyxx Rayne's account--changed my username for... reasons unknown to even me. XD Sorry for any confusion.

I'm going to try and write a Heath Ledger/Dark Knight fic that is much in the format of my Gerry series. Message me and tell me what you think!

I'm on Youtube now! 8O Tell me what you think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAzonWKZDc

My good friend Donnie Elmore's Youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/DonnieElmoreMusic His version of "Hey There Delilah" made me storm out of the room feeling inferior.

I absolutely love Gerard Butler and every movie he's played in. My favorite is definitely Phantom of the Opera, but I love 300 too just because it shows him shirtless through the entire movie. XD

I'm a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE fan of the Resident Evil games and the Resident Evil: Afterlife movie. I loved Richard Waugh and DC Douglas almost equally, Douglas having the slightest little bit that tipped the scale in his favor. Only because Waugh's evil laugh was kind of funny and Douglas's scared the living hell out of me. XD Shawn Roberts was a pretty good Wesker, and he sold the movie for me. -shrug-

Also, it took me two years to finally finish RE4. Just thought I'd throw that in there. XD

I love the Phantom of the Opera. Gerry Butler made me cry my eyeballs out.

I am a yaoi fangirl and I have several favorite pairings. To name a few:

Resident Evil:

WeskerxChris

ChrisxLeon

WeskerxLeon

KrauserxLeon

(Apparently, anyone's great with Leon. XD)

Phantom of the Opera

ErikxRaoul (I've been converted XD)

FirminxAndre

Batman Begins/Dark Knight

BrucexJonathan

BatmanxJoker

Lord of the Rings:

AragornxLegolas

Vampire Knight:

KainxAido

IchiruxZero

That's generally about it. I don't read much other fanfiction than RE and Phantom, mainly RE because there just isn't enough ExR out there...

I would really love to see a Resident Evil/Devil May Cry crossover with a WeskerxVergil lemon. :3 If someone was willing to do that, I'd be eternally grateful :D

21 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" with different sized funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?”

17. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

18. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

19. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

20. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

21. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

A white man said ''coloured people are not allowed here''
a black man turned around and stood up.
then he said: ''listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.
when I grew up I was BLACK.
when I'm sick I'm BLACK.
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
when I'm cold I'm BLACK.
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But, you sir.
when you are born you are PINK.
when you grow up you're WHITE.
when you're sick, you're GREEN.
when you go in the sun you turn RED.
when you're cold you turn BLUE.
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?''
the black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
put this on your page if you HATE racism

PHANTOM THROUGH AND THROUGH BABY!!!!

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1. The Ghost of You reviews
AU short fic inspired by/based on My Chemical Romance's "The Ghost of You" video. Former soldier Gerard gives a speech at a ceremony dedicated to his brother who died in Iraq.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-11 - Complete

2. He Never Had to Ask reviews
WeskerxChris oneshot: Now that Chris had stepped over to the dark side, there would be no one there to prevent this new world from happening. Their hands and souls intertwined again, embracing like old friends as their hearts beat in sync.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-11 - Chris R. & A. Wesker - Complete

3. For His Entertainment reviews
Birfdai present for my friend Sakkie and also a peace offering/way of saying "I HAVE RETURNED." 8D Erikxsomeone else's OC. He'd been patient for far too long. It didn't help that Sakuma had unwittingly teased him many, many times. Yaoi, based on a rp.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-11 - Erik - Complete

4. Face Without a Name » reviews
Batman couldn't save him. The doctors couldn't help him. Guess that leaves only me, Jack's daughter, to be able to avenge him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 2-20-11

5. THE VERY VERY VERY END reviews
When Gerry gets the news that he's got cancer, how will he spend his final days with the best friend he's ever had? Thirty years after the events of "The Twin Brother I Never Had." T for Gerry's potty mouth.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-11 - Erik

6. The Man She Used To Know » reviews
Annabel is kidnapped by the Joker, and discovers he's her father's best friend. Will she help him find himself amid all his darkness, or can he ever go back to being Jack? :Note: Joker VERY OOC. Dun like, dun read. NO FLAMES.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,459 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-20-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - Joker - Complete

7. New Blood » reviews
Dracula has escaped Mary and Simon, and now searches for another soul belonging to him. Meanwhile, as Anna nears her sixteenth birthday, strange things are happening to her... She's extremely photosensitive and hates garlic. What's going on? EG's title
Dracula 2000 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 10-9-10 - Dracula - Complete

8. A Very Gerry Christmas reviews
Just Christmas day in the Butler household... Okay, I lied about "Here We Go Again" being the last of the Gerry stories. MORE TO COME... Valentine's Day, Thanksgiving, that kind of thing... MUAHAHAHA. Oneshot. 3
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-10 - Erik - Complete

9. The Song I Sing At Funerals » reviews
Okay, sort of a sequel to my story "Here We Go Again." Dracula is stuck in our world, and Gerry sends him to live-temporarily-with a trusted friend and huge fan of Dracula. Can she handle Dracula, though? Changed the title again. Allusion to BVB in tile.
Dracula 2000 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-6-10 - Published: 8-12-10 - Dracula - Complete

10. Here We Go Again » reviews
Gerry, Em, and the kids are visiting his family back home in Paisley when they find out that a new hole has opened...in Glasgow! Not only that, but Raoul has kidnapped Erik and Christine's children. Can Gerry stop him before he lures Erik into his trap?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-12-10 - Published: 8-9-10 - Erik - Complete

11. Phantom of London » reviews
Five years after the Chandelier Crash. Erik flees to London to escape the police, then saves the life of a Civil War refugee. Rated T for now, may go up for violence. E/OC, not related to "The Twin Brother I Never Had" or "Not Again" in any way.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 8-3-10 - Published: 7-21-10 - Erik - Complete

12. Not Again » reviews
Gerry is standing in Time Square, remembering what happened a year ago, when Erik returns . . . with company. And they're NOT friendly. One has a spear, another has a club, and the last has fangs, and they're all looking for answers. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-19-10 - Published: 7-4-10 - Erik - Complete

13. The Twin Brother I Never Had » reviews
On a perfectly normal day, Gerard Butler is met by a Phantom from his past . . . I know, my summaries usually fail. XP
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-3-10 - Published: 6-29-10 - Erik - Complete

14. Redemption » reviews
With the Messiah now an adult, Michael must take him from Jeep and he must go on his own. Michael has worries of his own, such as Ariel, a Fallen and his former companion, and Lucifer himself, who wants Ariel for his own. A/N: I don't own any lyrics.
Legion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-11-10 - Published: 6-7-10 - Michael - Complete