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| colorguard4ever |
I don't have many friends but the very few that I do have are the best people you could ever meet. Most people in my grade at my school are douche bags. My three favorite singers are Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, and Michael Jackson. And my favorite bands are Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Dixie Chicks, Fireflight, and Evanescence. IF YOU HAVE A TWITTER GO ON AND REPORT @MANDASWAGGIE AND @PLASTICBIEBER THEY'RE RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, DISRESPECTFUL PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE BLOCKED!!!! My top five favorite movies are 1. The Outsiders 2. Red Dawn 3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief(I liked the book better though) 4. This Is It 5. Stand By Me My Top Five Favorite Books are 1. The Outsiders 2.Percy Jackson and The Olympians(the entire series) 3. That Was Then This Is Now 4. Rumble Fish 5. By These Ten Bones Bio Poem Guidelines Line 1:Your First Name Line 2: Four descriptive traits Line 3: Sibling of... Line 4: Lover of (people, ideas, things)... Line 5: Who feels... Line 6: Who needs... Line 7: Who gives... Line 8: Who fears... Line 9: Who would like to see... Line 10: Resident of (your city, not necessiceary) Line 11: Your Last name My Bio Poem: Alexandra Quiet, shy, friendly, nice Sibling of Julia and Bryan Lover of music, horror, color guard, reading Who feels the need to give back Who needs more sleep Who gives what others need Who fears demons and losing her family Who would like to see the world Resident of Rochester Beswick My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the walls. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I'm starting to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE copy this too if you REALLY hate child/animal abuse! Aurora's Poem: Her name was Aurora. Her dad was a drunk. Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg. But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner. Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad WE MUST PUT AN END TO CHILD AND ANIMAL ABUSE! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Music is my life. Put this if u listen to real music The Girl: I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something. I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me. I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not. I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes. I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side. I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book at all times. I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance. I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way. I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot. I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment. I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write. I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all. I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends. I'm also the girl they call "best friend." 95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!" I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Join the dark side. We have cookies! I'm not insensitive, I just don't care The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS! History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide. I ran with scissors - and lived! Slinky Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling? He who laughs last thinks slowest. When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say physco like it's a bad thing... Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho - things even out. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT! I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Love your enemies. It pisses them off. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night!) If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile. People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. -"Do you have your homework?" "No." "I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAVE YOUR HOMEWORK!!??" "I did,... That was until I got bored and threw it outside the window." Copy and Paste this if you hate homework and/or wish you could throw it outside the window! If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile. If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide! For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like (and I actually did this) "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile. You are out in the rain, seeking sacutary. I'm in sancuary, seeking to be out in the rain. You are in the park, texting your friends. I'm at the park, with my friends. You hate to write even as much as your name. I hate to be restrained to four pages mininum. Your feet hurt, so you sit out the dance. My feet hurt more, and yet I stand up and finish the song. You don't get the point of books with the new power of the internet. I use the internet to find new books. If your one of those types of people, paste this into your profile. Remember When... The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy If you think that the world has a wacked view of good music, copy and paste this into your profile A loyal friend will look at themselves, and ask if they make a good friend. If you've done this, paste this into your profile' If you get sick and tired of the fact that society seems to think that guys and girls can't be just friends, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever felt like no one understands you, paste this into your profile. There are two types of Twilight fans that annoy me to no end: those who dispise the series with a burning passion (REALLY! It's not that bad!) and those who adore the series to death (REALLY! It's not that good!) My favorite questions to ask: Why? How? What if? Becuase these questions are what lead to discovery. If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile If you're OBSESSED with Fanfiction.net then copy and paste this into your profile If you're like, the weirdest person on the planet then copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate, hate, HATE clothes shopping then copy and paste this into your profile If you've never had chicken pox, measles, food poisoning, or any of that stuff, then copy and paste this into your profile If books are your life and you absolutely CAN'T live without them then copy and paste this into your profile If you're NOT in the 95 of preteen girls who'd cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to jump off a BIG skyscraper, and would bring a lawnchair and popcorn to watch happily then copy and paste this into your profile If you are NOT in the 95 of girls and women who are soooooooo obsessed with Robert Pattinson because he's "so hot and good-looking" and don't like Twilight that much then copy and paste this into your profile. 96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe, because they're all Socs. If you're one of the 8 greasers who would laugh their heads off then copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 that hasn't then copy and paste this into your profile I like the smell of laundry detergent. It smells awesome even though it makes me sneeze. I also have a Mickey Mouse T-shirt with a lot of the characters on it. But hey, don't blame me! I'm just super random! If you're random and proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile! I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I am saying something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or something that teenagers don't call "normal." I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or face-to-face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all my time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who stops and smells flowers and jumps and splashes in the rain. BUT I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who likes but isn't OBSSESSED with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little things. Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls that are different and unique can know at their weakest time that they are unique and not alone, God is with them: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dance4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenXx, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny=silver-volvo-stalker, Nick1488, Demelza Llivell, -oOoHeartofDarknessOo-, WeLoVeTwIlIgHt212, Dylan'sSis101, Lucy Elizabeth Curtis, Colorguard4ever. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile. If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile. If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've every ranted because the movie was different then the book or the cut the ending copy this to your profile. (Complete opinion on the Percy Jackson movie: DO IT OVER. IT WAS HORRIBLE.) If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a proud Gryffindor, copy and paste this on your profile. The difference between a shoe and a ginger: Shoes have soles!! (I actually have a friend that's a ginger, and I told him this joke and he laughed. LOL.) Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Is that the yellow banana tree? I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. "Eat my shorts!" Bart Simpson If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.(24/7!) If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think that's me! OH CRUD! Did I just say that!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *is running away from cops*) If you ever whacked someone in the soft spot while bowling, copy this onto your profile (Oh gosh, I remember that) If you everwhacked someone while playing the Wii, copy this onto your profile (I got whacked) If you ever asked what an super easy word, like year, meant while playing Scrabble copy this onto your profile (Dad still won't let that go) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (ALOT of times, too many to count) If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.( I want to SLAP these people senseless!) If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. (My friends are nutjobs) If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't forgot how I was, My MOM did) If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile. (sadly, that book was Twilight) If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? If you think Edward Cullen is an annoying bloody git, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are tired of copying and pasting things into your profile, don't even bother to copy and paste this into your profile. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out. If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile. Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate! If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. "A day without maths is a day wasted"-(NOT), if you agree with the (NOT) copy and paste this onto your profile Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stinkin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile if your different in a good way put this in your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards ( I fell for that... ) IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile! (or yogurt etc.) If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think you are really random, copy and paste this onto your profile Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If aliens are looking for intellectual life... WHY THE HECK ARE WE SCARED!? If you're a girl but the furthest thing from a damsel-in-distress, copy and past this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "Where to begin?" If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are madly in love with a fictional character copy this onto your profile! If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile. If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Life was so simple when boys had cooties. I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator. Join The Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them! A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy? I'm a girl who has absolutely no social life. I'm a girl who never gets invited to parties. I'm a girl who dresses out of style. I'm a girl who doesn't do drugs. Most of all, I'M A GIRL WHO COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THAT STUFF. If you're that kind of girl too, copy this, paste it in your profile, and add your name to the list: ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, ColorGuard4ever Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, ColorGuard4ever 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax,FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey),LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, ColorGuard4ever (.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer! You say pink Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you hate Twilight and/or Justin Beiber, copy and paste this on your profile! If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile 96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from the Empire State Building, because they're all Socs. If you're in the 4% of greasers that would bring a cooler, a lawnchair, and shout, "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate, hate, HATE clothes shopping then copy and paste this into your profile Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mom" by accident and it isn't your mom. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If books are your life and you absolutely CAN'T live without them then copy and paste this into your profile Copy and paste this on your profile if you bump in to inanimate objects and say ‘sorry’ Copy and paste this on your profile if you have many flaws and proudly admit it. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you hate people who hate gay people, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever snuck on to Fanfiction.net and got into huge trouble for it, copy and paste this into your profile. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I will call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people... but then again it all depends on their heart rate. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. No boy is worth your tears and the one that is will never make you cry!" " A good friend will bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sittin next to you sayin man that was fun!" " Dont hate me becasue im pretty..hate me becasue your boyfriend thinks i am!" "Naughty by nature...Freaky by choice." " Behind this smile are a thousand tears im drowning in." " Im a good gone bad." " it least im hated for what i am instead of being liked for what im not!" " if your naughty go to your room...if you want to be naughty go to mine." " Just cuz I'm FLY doesnt mean you can stare at me!" " if a rose stand for love then why do they always die?" " some guys are like fish...they wouldnt get them selves into trouble if they just kept there mouths shut!" " your just jealous becasue the voices are talking to me!" " i can be your best kept secert or you BIGGEST mistake!" " beauty is only skin deep...ugly is to the bone." " ever feel like all you do is screw up?" " kiss me if you want to." "you make me laugh when i dont even feel like smiling." " what hurts more then loving you is watching you love someone else." " fool me ONCE, shame on YOU. fool me TWICE shame on ME!" " love is giving someone the power to break your heart and trusting them not to." " my life is like a book...still being writtin..." " all i want is for one guy to prove to me that there not all the same." " A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and thouchs your heart" " guys are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are hard to find." " dont settle for the one you live with find the one you cant live without." "always be you self because 'the people that matter dont mind' and the people' that do mind dont matter'." "love is like a war 'easy to start and impossible to forget'" " my dad has a saying 'suffer in silence' what a loving father." " i've fallin in love and i cant get up." " poeple cant control you unless you let them, so stop letting them! take control of your life and enjoy the freedom and all life has to offer! life is to short to be controlled by anyone." " never let fear keep you from love." " some times i wish i was a little girl again...scrapes and bruises are easier to fix them broken hearts." "i smile because we are friends and i cry because thats all we will ever be." "its cute how stupid you think i am!" " at least be there to wipe my tears if you are gonna make me cry!" " friendship is being stupid together." " if i dont rember it doesnt count." " life is a game...learn to be a better player." " love is rare..life is stange...nothing last & poeple change." " judge yourself before you judge someone else." " there is no love deeper then a mother and fathers love for their child/children." " love maybe blind but im not." " im out of my mind be back soon." " never break the heart that loves you." " i gave him my heart and hoped for the best and he happened to be just like the rest." " HUGS NOT DRUGS" "dont hate me because im beautiful..hate me because im a bitch." " i never knew the true meaning of pain untill the day you truned you back on me." " my heart feels broken, my head feels numb, and i think i am coming undone." " you cant break something that is already broken." " my mind tells me one thing but my heart tells me something different." If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy ever minuet of it. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway 'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.' Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the cops. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them My reality check bounced. Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..." Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing! - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - He who laughs last didn't get it. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. - I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!" A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard. You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder. To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. Smile. It scares people. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head. Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head. I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over! Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites' 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 47, and find line 17. (Or 4) "Something glittered in its lowest branch-like a fuzzy gold bath mat."- The Lost Hero, Rick Riordan 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find? Wall. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Walking Dead 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:15 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:40 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Complete silence. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday. Searching for my dog, she ran out of the house. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at My computer screen, duh. 9. What are you wearing?, Black zip hoodie with an awesome dragon design, my field band theme shirt(Ten Seconds To The Moon. Check us out on YouTube), black jeans, black Chuck Taylors, and black socks. 10. Did you dream last night? I had many dreams, everyone does. I just don't remember my dreams. 11. When did you last laugh? At my friends sleep over Saturday night. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing, my room is too white I need some color in here. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Does my little sister's face count? 14. What do you think of this quiz? Okay, I guess. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd buy a bunch of different companies, all of them having to do with something me and my friends love, and we would run them. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I hate the people at my school that say they like The Outsiders, when they really don't, because honestly you don't really like something unless you're obcessed with it. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics… I'd be a demigod who's friends with the Outsiders characters. 19. A quote that you love/live by: Stay Gold!, or See no (enter name here), hear no (enter name here), speak no (enter name here) (meaning if you can't see me, can't hear me, you can't talk shit about me) 20. George Bush: He's a cross between a Lucian and a Tomas, I love The 39 Clues The Percy Jackson pledge: You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I'm not). You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers/insane, copy this into your profile. If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile. If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile. If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If you hope with all your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief is true, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think your teacher is a Mrs. Dodds copy this on your profile. If you have a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt, copy and paste this to your profile! If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile! HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A PJO FREAK: 1: You think you or your friend(s) is a half-blood 2: You think your best friend (or teacher) isn't human 3: You wish to go to New York to see the Empire State Building 4: Instead of "oh my god"(OMG) you say "oh my gods"(OMGs) 5: You make your friends take the personality test to see who's thier parent 6: (optional) You re-read the series over and over and over again Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper .Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper." He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. Reasons I support Percabeth: 1. Percy and Annabeth have been through a lot together 2.When Rachel kisses Percy he tells Beckondorf not to tell anyone(aka denying it happened),When Annabeth kissed him he couldn't even remember his name. 3.When Percy was in Styx people who are relevant in his life showed then disappeared because they weren't his reason for staying,Rachel wasn't even shown as relevant;however Annabeth was his only reason. 4.Even Rachel supports Percabeth,the Battle of the labyrinth says: Rachel drew another figure with her stick-an ashy Antaeus dangling from his chains. Meaning she understood why Annabeth was kinda mean to her,because Annabeth thought she might lose Percy to her. 5.In the Titan's Curse Aphrodite says she's gonna make things harder for Percy,then later in the book we met Rachel.Isn't it obvious that the only reason she's there is to make Percabeth stronger? 6.Rachel,of her own free well with no alternative motive,became the Oracle. If she really loved Percy she wouldn't have become the Oracle. 7. When Percy was asked to be a god,he didn't think about how Sally,Grover or Rachel would feel about it.All he thought about was how he felt when he thought Annabeth would join the Huntresses,so he gave it up to be with her. 8.He was willing to face the wrath of Athena to be with her,enough said. 9.He carries a picture of her in his notebook.Does Rachel have her picture in there after she meets him?No,because he only wants to make sure Annabeth was real,that's the most important. 10.With This prove from Sea of Monsters: "A half-blood hideout." I looked at Annabeth in awe. 'You made this place?" He was jealous because she was with other people the way he wanted to be with her. 11. With Prove from Sea of Monster's here: Tyson blushed. The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that. All the campers had seen this coming. 12. The Lightning Thief: She touched Thalia's pine tree, then allowed herself to be lead over the crest and into the mortal world. enough said. 13.They went down the tunnel of love together. 14.Last Olympian: Annabeth blushed. It dawned on me that she knew I'd been hanging out with Rachel, and I felt guilty. Then I felt angry that I felt guilty. I was allowed to have friends outside of camp, right? It wasn't like... Even he says he doesn't like Rachel like that. 15.Last Olympian: I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. She and I were about the same height this summer, which was a relief. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful. 16.Last Olympian: "Annabeth." I stopped her by the tether ball court. I knew I was asking for trouble, but I didn't know who else to trust. Plus, I'd always depended on Annabeth for advice. Trust is important in a relationship. 17. LO: I kept my eyes on Annabeth. I could go ON AND ON,but I think we ALL know deep in our hearts that Percabeth is the way to go NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile underline-Percy Italic-Rachel I love you... You do? Yes. Oh... Don't you love me back? No. What? No. Oh... Yup. You love me!?!? Nope. Oh. Why don't you love me? Because I love someone else. Really? Yes. Who is it? Annabeth Twilight sucks. Percy Jackson rules! Here are some ways to prove my point: Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Iapetus. Percy's Titan from who is called Bob! Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. Long live Greek mythology. Long live the Olympians. Long live Camp Half-Blood Long live demigods. Long live Percabeth. Long live Olympus. If you only read PJO fanfiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile LOVE LIVE PERCABETH!! If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile Confessions of a Fanfic Writer I'll admit I might be strange Thinkin' that my fave character Oneshots and crack fics Here I am, a fanfic writer So go ahead and tease us So here we are You know your obsessed with Outsiders when: You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house" Certain songs remind you of characters/gang. (example:"Little Wonders") You've commited the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory You've read Gone With the Wind or Great Expectations only becuase they are mentioned in the book You've written (or are writing) multiple fanfictions relating to the Outsiders You start quoting the book. (Stay Gold is my signature on my phone.) You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts (Mine is pages 54-56 and 97-98) you make a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know. You start using the slang in the book (like Glory or shoot) When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name. You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang. You've read the book multiple times you sign your letters either "your buddy" (the same way that Johnny signed his letter to Ponyboy) or "stay gold," (Johnny's dying words) After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letter to his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? or why they mentioned the nightmares...?) You go to Dairy Queen. While at said resturant, you order barbe-q-sandwhiches and banana splits. You contemplate the meaning of "gallant" You start calling your group of close friends a gang You watch sunsets You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done Write 12 of your fave Outsiders characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below: 1:Ponyboy Curtis 2:Johnny Cade 3: Dallas Winston 4: Sodapop Curtis 5: Darrel Curtis 6: Two-Bit Matthews 7:Steve Randle 8: Tim Shepard 9: Curly Shepard 10: Evie 11:Marica 12:Cherry Valance 1)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No. 2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yeah, kinda. But I like his little brother better. 3)What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? I don't think that's possible, but if eight got eleven pregnant, Two-Bit would be sad. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? One, he went to jail. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No, I don't have a problem with gay guys, but not the gang, never the gang. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten even though Steve would kill them both. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? Depends on the situation. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten FanFiction.Net What happens when Steve walks in on Dally and Evie? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Oh, god I hope not! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic The Break Up. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? The two brothers struggle between brotherly love and unbrotherly love. 12) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Two-Bit is a bad influence. 13) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hey, ever since Steve left to join the army, I've ben lonely, would you like to keep me company? 14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Not sure, I think he might just walk away and congradulate him later. OMG! OMG! The Outsiders FanFiction Archive FINALLY reached up to 6,000 fics! If you are EXTREMELY excited about this, copy and paste this inside your profile. If you support Sodapop Curtis then copy and paste this into your profile If you have colored food because of Sodapop Curtis then copy and paste this into your profile TEAM SODAPOP: He may be the middle man. "Uhh...I'll think of somethin'!" -Sodapop Curtis IF THIS IS YOUR REPLY TO LOTS OF QUESTIONS THAT BEGIN "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO--", COPY AND PASTE!! "Hey Two-Bit! Mickey's on TV!" -Sodapop Curtis IF EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SCENE MAKES YOU GIGGLE, COPY AND PASTE! "I don't know, man. It's just like sometimes I have to get out. It's like I'm the middle man in a tug-of-war or something between you guys. I don't know, I can't take sides. Ponyboy, Darry could'veputyou in a boys' home, worked his way through college. I'm telling you the truth, Pony. I'm happy working at a gas station. Working with cars. I'm dumb. It's alright, I don't mind. You're not Pony. You'd never be happy doing something like that. [to Darry] Darry, you gotta stop yelling at him for every little thing he does, man. I mean he, he feels things differently than you. Bad enough to have to [sniffling] to listen to you. But when you start trying to get me to take sides. We're all we got left now. If we don't have each other, then we ain't got nothing. And when you ain't got nothin, you end up like Dally... I don't mean dead either, I mean, I mean how he was before. So please... [Starts crying] don't fight anymore... please..." -Sodapop Curtis IF THIS SCENE MADE YOU CRY HARDER THAN ANY OF THE OTHERS IN THE WHOLE MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE!!! Steve: (About a busted lip he got in a rumble) I think it makes me tough...what do you think, Soda? Think I look tough? Soda: I think it makes you look different. Steve: What do you mean different? Soda: I mean you got a hole in your mouth. I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city.I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man, do I have fun! Greaser... greaser... greaser... O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood. Juvenille delinquent, you're no good! Get thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well dressed. I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties. And what do you do for fun? I jump greasers! -page 136, The Outsiders Socials may be large, Socials may be rough, I'M A GREASER GIRL! The Outsiders have taught me some valuable life lessons: Ponyboy taught me that things are rough all over, and even though it may not seem like it, people deeply care about you Sodapop taught me that it's ok to be laid back sometimes Darry taught me to protect the ones i love Dally taught me that if you're tough, you won't get hurt Steve taught me that people WILL think you're weird if you do backflips off of cars Two-Bit taught me that it's ok to make a joke every once in a while And Johnny? Johnny Cade told me to Stay Gold COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOOOOOOVE The Outsiders! :D :D :D :D :D If you love greasers, are a self-confessed greaser fan, and are a proud member of TEAM GREASER and can't stand Socs...COPY AND PASTE! If you like Patrick Swayze, copy this on your profile. If you've read a book/watched a movie over 5 times, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Darry is too unappreciated by most Outsiders fans, copy and paste! T Th The The O The Ou The Out The Outs The Outsi The Outsid The Outside The Outsider The Outsiders The Outsider The Outside The Outsid The Outsi The Outs The Out The Ou The O The Th T I don't want a knight in shining armour; I want a greaser in Levis and hair grease! A letter to Sandy. You're welcome, Soda! :) Dear Sandy, You are a very horrible person. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO SODAPOP?! WHY?! WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU? HE HAS LOVED YOU AND YOU CHEATED ON HIM!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? If he had become emotionally scared of you, I would have flown to Florida and - you know what? I'm not even gonna say it. Just...BYE! >:( Yours truly, Soda'sGirl25, Lucy Elizabeth Curtis, and MANY others. :P If you hate Sandy for what she did to our beloved Sodapop, then copy and paste this into your profile! Sign your name in the letter to show your hatred for Sandy! Copy and paste this on your profile if you do a double-take every time someone says ‘Pony’ or ‘Soda’. Copy and paste this on your profile if you would have Ponyboy Curtis’ baby. Copy and paste this on your profile if you get mad when people write ‘Pony boy’ instead of ‘Ponyboy’. Copy and paste this on your profile if you cry every time you watch or read The Outsiders. Copy and paste this on your profile if you think of Dally every time someone mentions New York. Copy and paste this on your profile if you get mad when people write ‘Soda Pop’ instead of ‘Sodapop' Anyone who thinks Socs are better then Greasers. You have some life lessons to learn! The Greasers are the best! Nobody can beat em! I know that for a FACT!!!!!! Greasers are the ones who actually have to WORK for what they have! Socs just get everything they want, and are spoiled little brats (most of them) who will end up being the Greasers if they keep up their act. Yeah that's right! I said it!! Man! Oh Man, i wanna be a Greaser! Greasers are the only ones who can stand on in a fight! Greasers rule! Ya don't wanna meet 'em cause nobody can beat 'em! Greasers rule! They stick together and will fight forever! If you believe that guns and weapons are uncool then copy and paste this into your profile: Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school. I cdnuolt belveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdaneig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat leettr be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzaning huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorrantt! Taht's so cool! If you cuold raed taht tehn cpoy and ptase tihs itno yuor pfrolie! About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them. THEY HURT HER FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. One night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street when they went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. So they quickly ran home and bolt everything down. Everyone settles down for a while, then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. He crep in quietly. The girls were scared crapless. He walked into the room and opened the closet. The girls screamed and ran in separate directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and in the cellar door, which was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl, took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinnwed her alive. Her friends heard her die that night, but they couldn't do anything about it. They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the morning when he had fled, the remaining girls went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: HOW COULD YOU HAVE LET ME DIE? They looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that had skinned her. If you don't repost this, the man will skin you alive too, because they haven't caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you die so she can pass on the tale. Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight. Yay no more scary stuff! (Bolded ones are that apply) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies You love jeans Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-box. Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night Total: 19/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: (things I am are bold) You wear lip gloss. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts/short-shorts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as a little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing. Total= 4/25 19/25 compared to 4/25...huh, I always knew I was a tomboy, but this is ridiculous! 1.) Are you wearing braces? Nope, I don't need 'em. 2.) What kind of cell phone do you have? LG Versa 3.) What color is your purse/wallet? Black plaid 4.) What is your body's best feature? My eyes. 5.) Do you hug teachers often? Uhhhmmm, no. Not really. 6.) When is your birthday? September 13th. 7.) What is your favorite name for a girl? Echo. 8.) For a boy? Ponyboy. 9.) What are your favorite movies? All movies made from S.E. Hinton's novels. 10.) What color shirt are you wearing? Black with a picture of Harry Potter. 11.) Who is your favorite celebrity? Any one that was in The Outsiders. 12.) Look back at #10. Did you have to see what color shirt you were wearing? Nope. 13.) What is your favorite subject in school? English, or maybe art. 14.) What is your least favorite subject? Health. 15.) What is your favorite teacher's name? (Last only, or initials.) Crowe. 16.) What is your dream career? Either singer or music producer or writer. 17.) Do you like to volunteer? Depends. 18.) Are you active in a church/youth group? No. 19.) What is your favorite number? 21. 20.) What is your favorite fruit? Strawberries or Oranges. 21.) What is your favorite store? Hot Topic, but I don't go often. I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it. I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it. I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside. I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right. I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark. I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark. I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights. But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night. Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong. But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong. I think of that weight that just hangs above me, Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly. I don't fight it, I don't struggle, I just hold it up. The force on my shoulders, I'm begging it to stop. But I just hold it together, And keep the smile on my face. Just hoping that one day, Someone can take my place. Help me take that burden off her shoulders, 9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged,STALLION OF THE CIMARRON, independantwriter-137, Nickicece, Colorgurad4ever Girls are like apples on trees the best one’s are at the top of the tree. The boys don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they settle for the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good but easy to get. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Female Comebacks (Yea, I'm a feminist, are you!?) Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Today all your dreams will come true! Woman: So you'll finally commit suicide? Man: "All women belong in the kitchen!" Woman: "Oh they do huh? That's exactly why most women live longer than men... The kitchen? It's where the knives are." The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. {True about the man, but smarts are for me} Three men were hiking through a forest... when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs... and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' and he was able to row across 'God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof!!! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!! She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream... and walked across the bridge 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! Fun Things To Do In An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 1.YOUR REAL NAME: Alexandra 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (3 letters of real name plus -izzle):Aleizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): Blue Monkey 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Besalols 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Kool Aid 6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Jean (idk if I spelled it right) 7. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Stella Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I hit Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because I'm sexy like that I needed a dog because I love whales January I killed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 A banana -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White Because a hoe stole my taco. I kissed an angel because the voices told me to. BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never see you cry BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: help you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?" FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you're rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad. Here’s a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME" FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste" FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you (Almost did that at the cheerleading game. I was going to dare Mgirl30311 to do it with me but couldn't -tear-) FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 15. On a Sears hair-dryer -- Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more. 25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay." 26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will bold): I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (how is that a bad thing?) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. ( mostly... ;p) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich. I'm an OG so I must be mexican. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (anything but) I don't like the sun so i MUST by albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (the most intelligent people are the strongest) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex I talk to guys so I must be a SLUT I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (I'm just a very concerved person) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (If anyone ever tried to convert me I would punch them in the face. I'm not kidding.) I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a female dog. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I never denied my being insane, keep that in mind) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (sure, whatever you say) My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (fire's totally awesome, guys!) I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. HATE STEREOTYPES!!!!! Post this if u agree Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Whoever said only sunshine brings happiness has never tried dancing in the rain. Life is not the number of breaths you take. It's the moments that take your breath away. You can't leave a footprint that lasts if you're always walking on tiptoe. Nothing is ever black and white, it's all shades of gray. Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky. It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live forever. Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, and the things you never want to lose The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can not do All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting go Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, and a tragedy for the poor. Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but instead what we yearn to be We do not inherit the world from our ancestors; we borrow it from our kin. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 9 Things I Don't Like 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it? 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so. When life gives you lemons... Make orange juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. Throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. Alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! Eat them and spit the pips in Life's eyes PUNS AND JOKES Did you hear about the man who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now! Q: A plane crashed yesterday and every single person died? Two people survived. How is this possible? A: They were married Q: Johnny's mother had four kids. The first was named May. The second was named April. The third was named June. What was the fourth named? A: Johnny I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). A SMART BLONDE JOKE A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" Finally... a smart blonde joke. Wanna go for a ride little girl? A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out... "LOOK DAD. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THE HONDA INSTEAD OF THE HARLEY, YOU RIDE IT!" Stuipid Fears Do it one by one. Don't look ahead! THE ANSWERS 2.If you choose: 3. If your initial is: 4. If you were born in: 5. If you choose: 6. This person is your best friend. 7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8.If you choose... 9.If you choose... 10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday 6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL Dear guys, Yeah we dont shave our legs everday. Deal with it. Get over it. Sometimes we just wanna talk to our friends. No we don't always wanna make out. Excuse us if our boobs aren't as big as that girls on T.V. Hello? Our face is up here, douche. Our bikini is as far as you're gonna get, pal. Don't try any harder. NO, we aren't going to hang out with you all the time, and YES, we still do love youu. Our best friends come first. PERIOD. Call us your "bitch" or your "hoe", we will publically embarass you. At the least. We have our own problems to deal with. They are our own FOR A REASON. We're gonna get moody and we're gonna get needy. Deal with it. Because If you aren't KEN, don't expect us to be BARBIE. Here’s to the girls That don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music That inspires them to do things next to impossible. The girls that laugh, smile, cry, & think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn, & regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls that learn the hard way & live to tell about it. The real girls. Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love. Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different. Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks. Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through. Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right. Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me. Music taught me how to live. and Justin Bieber taught me that its okay to be gay hahaha Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6, Then J-Lo fell On The Floor, and Britney Spears thought The World Ended then Nelly then woke up and said PHEW! it was Just A Dream!! 5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. And find that the first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile Dear Icebrugs, Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch! Sincerly, The Titanic The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x) You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. () People have called you slow. (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. ( ) You have caught yourself drooling. () You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you () You are often told to use your “inside voice”. () You use your fingers to do simple math. () You have eaten a bug. () You are taking this test when you should be doing something important () You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it () You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. () You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you () You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before () When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling 12 really the only reason I'm not in advanced classes is because when I was younger, I was a slow reader and I had to have tests read to me, but now, I'm one of the fastest readers in my grade but the school still has people read my tests to me, it's so stupid!!! 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits –Run This Town- Rihanna, Jay Z, and Kanye West Waking Up –I'm Just A Kid–Simple Plan First Day of School – To Be Loved – Papa Roach Falling in Love – Stay Gold- Stevie Wonder Fight Song – Grenade – Bruno Mars Breaking Up – Falling Inside The Black- Skillet Prom –Not Listening- Papa Roach Life is just...OK – Fuckin' Perfect – P!nk Mental Breakdown –I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace Driving – E.T. – Katy Perry and Kanye West Flashback – Last Friday Night (TGIF) – Katy Perry Getting Back Together –Pain – Three Days Grace Birth of Child – Home – Three Days Grace Wedding – Just Like You – Three Days Grace Final Battle – Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace Death Scene – Scars – Papa Roach Funeral Song – Not Ready To Make Nice – Dixie Chicks End Credits – We R Who We R– Ke$ha WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. PUNK You can skateboard GEEK You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression (Seriously, emos don't cut them selves, cutters cut them selves, emos are just emotional) GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. So I'm an Emo gothic punk nerd What I look for in a guy? Normal people: Nice, sweet, romantic… TMI fans: Sexy, sarcastic asshole. | |||||
