Nixing a Rose
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since: 06-10-10, id: 2398138, Profile Updated: 08-23-12
Author has written 22 stories for Honeydew Syndrome, South Park, Glee, and Sons of Anarchy.

i miss my old life.

I ship Kenny&Wendy, Kyle&Stan, Kenny&Craig, Wendy&Stan, Wendy&Kyle, Craig&Gary, Kenny&Kyle, Craig&Stan, Bebe&Kenny and maybe a few other things.
I read Homestuck, but I'm smart enough not to write it.
I favourite a lot of things for various reasons. Feel free to judge me, but it's because that's where most of the good authors hang.
YES. MY FAVOURITE AUTHOR IS RAY BRADBURY.
I'm disappointed with most of the content on this site (LIKE MY OWN LMAO) but w/e.

Constantly doing quality sweeps. Expect to see a few stories drop off/updated.

Awesome stories go!


1. Diner reviews
Kyle's hopes and dreams are lost on the night shift. image credit to paranoia doll.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-12 - Craig T. & Kyle B.
2. Smoothie reviews
Token has got some serious crap heading right up his lane. Might as well hop in the blender while he still has a choice.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-11-12 - Token B. & Tweek T.
3. Powdered Cigarettes reviews
Because maybe we're not all meant to be great. Some are meant to just go up in smoke. Kenny-centric. Rambly.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-12 - Kenny M.
4. Quite Quiet reviews
My own personal tribute to the greatest Son that never lived. May he rest in peace.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-12 - Half Sack - Complete
5. Rage » reviews
Everyone's a jerk; Wendy gives them their due payment. And she still has more crap to deal with.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-24-11 - Published: 5-27-11 - Wendy Testaburger & Kenny M.
6. Run » reviews
Chase that pathetic dream of yours, boy. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 8-31-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Stan M. & Craig T. - Complete
7. Suck My Duck » reviews
He doesn't even know my name. "Hey, Craig." Guess he does. Not sure if I want him to know anymore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-18-11 - Published: 4-24-11 - Craig T. & Kyle B. - Complete
8. King of Frost reviews
The shiver-inducing temperature of his hands. CraigStan.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-11 - Craig T. & Stan M. - Complete
9. Insane reviews
He just smiled at people he didn't know and wouldn't remember.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-25-11 - Stan M. - Complete
10. Break reviews
A wedding, a bitter man, and a past memory. What couldn't have gone wrong? Craig/?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-11 - Craig T. - Complete
11. My Life Sucks reviews
It does. Real bad. ?/?. Mpreg. Crack.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-28-11 - Complete
12. Sometimes, Always reviews
Stan/?. Sometimes, but always.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-11 - Stan M. - Complete
13. Case One: Tweek Tweak reviews
The mind of Tweek...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-11 - Tweek T. - Complete
14. What Do You Know?
Nothing. No, really. He didn't.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Published: 5-10-11 - D. Karofsky & Jesse sJ. - Complete
15. Second Best reviews
If only he had been there first... Klaine, one-shot, a bit of Blaine-musings.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
16. What It Was And What It Is reviews
Just a little angst to ponder on. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-27-11 - Craig T. - Complete
17. Of Constellations, Couples, and Crossdressing reviews
If there was one good thing about Kenny, it was that he looked damn fine as a girl.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-14-11 - Kenny M. & Clyde D. - Complete
18. Progress reviews
"You knew it, knew when you stepped in the car there was obviously no going back. You knew it, and yet you tossed away the information..." PWP.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-5-11 - Craig T. & Butters S. - Complete
19. Going Down On You reviews
You're the iceberg and I'm the Titanic. Unsinkable, yet I'm going down on you. Finn/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-20-11 - Finn H. & Kurt H. - Complete
20. They'll All Die In The End » reviews
Some say it's easier for a loved one to die quickly. Some don't. Implied Stenny and Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-10 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete
21. I Do Believe In Fairies! I Do! I Do! reviews
Fluffy one-shot. Kenny's never heard of the tooth fairy; Damien decides to be nice.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-10 - Kenny M. & Damien - Complete
22. Langship reviews
Metis/Charles friendship, Metis/Josh, and Charles/Jay. Charles writes a fail poem to Metis, explaining their "langship".
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-10 - Charles