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Author has written 14 stories for Bible, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Discworld, Good Omens, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight. "Remember: It's wrong to ever split an infinitive and prepositions are not things to end sentences with." There are lots of things to like about a piece of writing, fanfiction or otherwise. I personally have a weakness for idiosyncratic writing styles and crossovers. In that respect, I suppose I like ideas that I haven't encountered before. I was once told that a good piece of short fiction asks a question. The question doesn’t have to be particularly profound, nor does the story have to provide any sort of answer—it just needs to ask something. Of course, this could just be pretentious writing-process nonsense, but it sounded good at the time. I retain the opinion that a good story is one that has something to say, and that saying it well is just good writing. Finally, to help contextualise anything above or below, I am a female in my very early twenties. | |||||||
1. Method reviewsDucard checks up on Crane's progress prior to the dumping of fear toxin into Gotham's water supply. Their discussion leaves Crane with a few things to consider.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-24-12 - J. Crane & Ra's al Ghul - Complete2. Paradigms » reviewsCrane is tired of lurking in the shadows and decides to enact a large scale project. He expected the Bat's intervention. The Joker's reaction, however, was an entirely confounding variable. Sequel to 'Escalation'.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-21-12 - Published: 9-11-11 - J. Crane & Joker3. Institutionalised reviewsBatman and Joker's conflict ends when the police capture the unstable criminal. The story should have ended there, but in the wrong circumstance Arkham can be lethal. His greatest enemy can't stand by and let that happen. It wouldn't be right.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-26-11 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman - Complete4. Escalation » reviewsCrane is fascinated and wants to investigate the fears buried deep in the Joker's fractured mind. Meanwhile, the Joker is playing an indecipherable game that tests Crane's own limits. It is the nature of things to escalate.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,915 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-14-11 - Published: 3-11-11 - J. Crane & Joker - Complete5. Preservation reviewsIn Crane's opinion, the Bat should have had an antidote to the new toxin by now. Apparently there hadn't been time. Now it was a race against the clock because it was absolutely vital that Batman survived intact.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-14-11 - J. Crane & Bruce W./Batman - Complete6. Distaste reviewsCrane, Wayne, Joker and Dent have four very different opinions regarding a specific human experience. But somehow they each manage to arrive at a very similar conclusion. Four drabbles.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-20-11 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete7. Sentience reviewsBatman and the Joker are merely clockwork soldiers. Gotham City is the only thing that truly lives. The ending is always the same whichever way you slice it. It is beginnings that are the most fun. Surrealist style. Biochemistry.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-18-11 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete8. Dilemma reviewsArtemis Fowl Senior: Family-oriented eco-warrior who lost his way in the big bad world of business? Yeah right. Fairy magic and the People have a lot to answer for.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-11 - Artemis F. Senior & Artemis F. - Complete9. Distortions » reviewsDent's fall brings a fear of the end to Gotham. This draws the four riders out of human consciousness and back into the world. An individual with an, uh, unique perspective, ends up confronting them all.Crossover - Good Omens & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-5-11 - Published: 1-23-11 - DEATH & Joker - Complete10. Fools reviewsPre-'Men at Arms'. Dr. Cruces, the leader of the Assassins' Guild, meets with the new head of the Fools' guild. His main concern is avoiding a humorous handshake. Clearly, he has never met Dr. Whiteface, to whom humour is a serious business.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-14-10 - Dr. Cruces & Dr. Whiteface - Complete11. Irritation » reviewsThe psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 10-12-10 - Published: 7-2-10 - Artemis F. - Complete12. Chess reviewsMcGonagall accepts an invitation for a friendly game of chess with the headmaster. She is a formidable player, but she expects to lose. Then again, Dumbledore has some... interesting strategies that may just cost him the game.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-17-10 - Albus D. & Minerva M. - Complete13. Vanity reviewsA previous partner of his had attributed Lucius' taste for blondes as a symptom of his own vanity and sense of self satisfaction. She had no comprehension of just how large an affliction true vanity was.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-14-10 - Lucius M. & Draco M. - Complete14. Seraphim reviewsA lot of angels dislike humans. They don't realise that free will is by definition the absence of perfection. However, the Seraphim hold no such ill feelings toward humanity. Human ingenuity has provided them with a great gift indeed.Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-10 - Complete
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