Hi! Welcome to my profile! (I realize it had gotten a bit long and scary ^^; Umm...) Feel free to message me!

Important Notice:

I Know I'm updating very slowly, sorry! I've just been sucked into the immense world of Naruto, cuz it is AWESOME!!! So far, I've done my best to watch it as fast as I can, but with hundreds of episodes, it's hard. TT.TT But don't worry, I will get back to my Deathnote fanfics... sometime... yeah...^^"

Edit: Prince of Tennis is awesome! EVERYONE, READ IT! Fuji and Tezuka: the epitome of true love... KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *starry eyes*

About Me

Age: 15
Gender: female
Favourite mangas: Naruto, Death Note, Tsubasa Chronicles, Hikaru no Go, Vampire Knight, CCS, PRINCE OF TENNIS!
Favourite characters: Neji(Naruto), Sasuke(Naruto), Gaara(Naruto), Kakashi(Naruto), L(Death Note), Near(Death Note), Fai(Tsubasa Chronicles), Aido(Vampire Knight), Kaname(Vampire Knight), Yue(CCS), Eriol (CCS), FUJI (PoT), TEZUKA (PoT)
Favourite colours: violet, silver, black, white

I, Eru no Tsubasa, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews,
its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
Because real authors always leave reviews!
Copy and Paste this onto your profile to join the Revolution.

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Ongoing Stories

Adorable L : What if L suddenly got turned into an adorable seven-year-old with an attitude in the middle of the kira investigation? What would be Light's reaction? Chappy 3 up!

Matsuda's Dirty Mind : Snatches of conversations between the kira investigations members are overheard by Matsuda. His dirty mind jumps to all the wrong conclusions...

Plot Bunnies

Note: These might not get started for a while, if at all.

Memories of a Continued Existance : Light gets a second chance at life in an alternate universe where kira didn't exist. L is a normal (sort of) fifteen-year-old going to Light's school. The problem is, Light still has all his memories from his previous life while L does not. What happens then?

Drabble Ficlets: Crackish collection of drabbles including Near behaving like a chicken, strangely accurate (lemon) fanfiction, and more!

Bye! Be on the look-out for these fanfics!

Eru-chan

P.S. You can skip the rest and go straight to my stories if you don't want to waste your life! ^^;

Death Note

Top twelve favourite characters:

1. L
2. Near
3. Mello
4. Matt
5. Matsuda
6. Misa
7. Light
8. Ryuk
9. Rem
10. Kyoko
11. Mogi
12. Naomi Misora

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Misa and Mogi... Umm, all that'll happen is that Misa will blather on and on while Mogi listens silently...

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Matt is cute, but not hot... I reserve that for L.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Naomi gets Ryuk pregnant!! How did that happen!!

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?
Umm... a few.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?
Near and Misa... not bad, but still a bit weird...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Matsuda/Rem or Matsuda/Kyoko... Matsuda/Kyoko cuz their personalities match better...

7. What would happen Seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Light walks in on Near and Naomi having sex. He screams "I was right in killing you, you pedophile!" at Naomi.

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
Mello and Kyoko. Kyoko: TT.TT I'm screwed. Mello: *smirks sadistically*

9. Is there such a thing as a one/eight fluff?
L and Ryuk: Ummm...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic!
Light/Naomi. 'I'm sorry I killed you.'

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower one?
Matt deflowering L!!! Umm... Matt blames L for making Mello so competitive, and confronts him angrily, but ends up deflowering him instead through an inexplicable twist of passion...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
Mello. Does Mello het even exist!?!

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?
Mogi. Who cares about Mogi? Poor minor character... Mogi: TT.TT

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Near/Matt/Matsuda. Near and Matt, maybe, but where did Matsuda come from?! And my friends don't write deathnote fanfiction. TT.TT

15. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Kyoko: L-CHAN!!!!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight what song would you choose?
Ryuk... Some sinister song punctuated with crazy laughter.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would the warning be?
L/Misa/Naomi: lots of bitch fighting/slapping/insulting... over L!

18. What might be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Kyoko to Near: AWWW!! You're so cute!!!!

19. When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Matsuda! He's in basically all fanfiction, cuz he's funny!

20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Misa: she's actually a guy!!! (WTF!)

21. Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober?
Mogi shags Rem... WTF!!! EXTREMELY DRUNK!!

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?
Mello/Light. Mello tops!

23. (1) And (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
L and Light are in a happy relationship until Light runs off with Matt. L, Broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mogi (WTF!) and a brief unhappy affair with Naomi, then follows the wise advice of Matsuda (Matsuda?! WISE?!) and finds true love with Mello (...!!). (I still think L and Light are meant to be together... and Matt and Mello too.)

Naruto

Top twelve favourite characters:

1. Neji
2. Sasuke
3. Gaara
4. Kakashi
5. Shikamaru
6. Hinata
7. Tenten
8. Temari
9. Anko
10. Itachi
11. Kiba
12. Lee

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hinata...and Kiba... I like it! It works very well.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Kakashi... I wouldn't exactly call him hot, but he certainly is very interesting! ^^

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Lee gets Temari pregnant... cough cough* WTF!!

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?
Anko? A few.

5. Would two and six make a good couple?
Sasuke and Hinata... not that bad, but I'm not especially fond of it.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Shikamaru and Anko or Shikamaru and Itachi? Neither, really, but if I had to choose it'd be Shikamaru and Anko.

7. What would happen Seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?
Tenten walks in on Sasuke and Lee having sex. She screams and runs off, permanantly traumatized.

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.
Gaara and Itachi. Both hated on intensely, they knew each other's sorrows without words...

9. Is there such a thing as a one/eight fluff?
Neji and Temari. Not really.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic!
Tenten and Lee. Neji's Death.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower one?
Kakashi deflowering Neji... TOO WEIRD TO THINK ABOUT!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
Me, yes. My friends, IDK.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw eleven?
No. I only have one friend who draws/writes Naruto fanfiction, and I'm pretty sure it's not about Kiba. XD

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Sasuke, Kakashi, and Shikamaru. Umm...

15. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Itachi: I'M NOT EVIL!!!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about eight what song would you choose?
Temari: Um... something loud and dangerous.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would the warning be?
Neji, Hinata, and Lee... WARNING: INCEST, SMUT, AND INSANITY

18. What might be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Itachi to Neji: Can't think of one

19. When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Like, a few hours ago. :)

20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Hinata: umm... she likes eating spiral cakes? (How perverted XD)

21. Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober?
Kiba shags Anko?! *speechless* DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK!!! Well actually... (gets evil idea in mind and runs off)

22. If Three and Seven got together who would be tops?
Gaara and Tenten. Gaara tops.

23. (1) And (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Neji and Tenten are in a happy relationship until Tenten runs off with Kakashi (WTF!). Neji, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kiba (O...M...G...) and a brief unhappy affair with Lee (*speechless*), then follows the wise advice of Temari (Umm... Temari's wise?!) and finds true love with Gaara. (O...kay... there.)

Quotes

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pulled on a push door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever randomly burst out laughing for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have conversations with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your mind automatically translates anything, no matter how innocent, into something wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are completely insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. (*Walking down memory lane* *Slap* WHY DID I DO THAT?! T_T)
If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and laugh like a psycho, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
I'm not random just-- OMG A FISH! O_O
BANANA PHONE! HAHAHAHA! Post this on your profile if you are extremely random.
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.
I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS.
Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then it hits me.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello, can't work today, still queer."
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Rock Paper Scissors

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

One fine day in the middle of the night.
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each oher.

Female Comebacks!

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

America's Intelligence:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(We don't get fake fake bacon. We get real fake bacon.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Wow America)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
(Real smart)

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

What my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A WRITER IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. Yup. Especially when I'm bored.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. Yes... something like: I wonder why I talk to myself? I really shouldn't but I do anyways...
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. Yes.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' Yup.
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) Worships tea. Can't live without it.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. Yes... *sweatdrop*
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. They're usually quite concise, unless I'm on a sugar high...
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. Couple of times I've forgotten to attach my attachments after rambling on for so long...
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. What?
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. DEFINITELY! Pencils are everywhere; sometimes I panic if I don't see a pencil around when I need it...
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Not really, but my fingers are falling off from typing, does that count? XD
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. They just think I'm insane.
People think you have A.D.D. Often.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. Sometimes.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. YES! People looked at her especially weirdly when she started mumbling in third person past tense... XD
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason *Giggle* Especially if I'm on the subway and start giggling insanely...
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. I can't say the same for my parents though.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. Sometimes I giggle and wonder what it'd be like if I submitted my inappropriately humorous fics for English class... one good way to traumatize my poor English teachers and earn a fail in the course XD

So... umm I just wasted about thirty minutes of your life if you read all that, but hopefully you had fun! ^^;

Eru-chan ^^