STORY IDEAS no rape or yaoi or femnaru sakura not allowed in harem Hinata is but not main girl!

Naruto/fire emblem

Naruto saves and falls in love with yugito, after the war with Madara they seal themself because their homes was at war. thound of years later a group of Beast Laguz find Naruto and he decidea to help the beast King.

pairing Naruto Yugito lyle femkyuubi Ike Lethe

Naruto/Final Fanatay 7

Kyuubi power was seealsd in Naruto sister its soul in Naruto. she sean as a hero while he is ingored on his 6 birthday he falls down a hole were he finds a women sealed in crystal (Lucrecia or Jenova up to you) that day naruto died and Genesis Rhapsodos will Rise!

He does not join leaf leaves at a young age would be good does not like his family!Naruto is born with red hair.

pairing Naruto yugito Fu Tayuyu karui femfyuubi harem

naruto/tales of Vesperia

naruto kills a group of civilans and ninja then vanish when he was 6. Naruto parents and god parents comeback when he would be 12 (the PLAN IDEA were they would maried him to his sister after thet trainerd her!) and they find out he was beating and tried to find him . jiraiya spies finds in but he changed his name he calls him self Zagi the Bloody belongs to a guild of bounty hunters

naruto as Zagi he is cracy but kept tame by Droite and Gauche(The 2 hot girls in mine skirts) his angel who he saved from kiri blood line hunter years ago.

Pairings Naruto/Zagi Droite Gauche Femkyuubi maby yugito also harem

He does not join the leaf does not care abount any one but his Angels

Naruto

naruto goes with sasuke to Orochimaru. narutos parents are alive(the plan idea were they leave then come back to marry him to his sister ) he kills orochimaru and become the otokage and becomes allied with the nations he saved to fight the leaf(his parents and god parents) and Akatsuki. Dark Naruto not Evil! Alive 3rd Hokage

Naruto is Otokage Sasuke(naruto tells him the truth of his clans death) is second in command with Kabuto and Kimimaro

pairing Naruto Tayuya femkyubi harem

Fave Sayings/Quotes:

"If you think that nothing is impossible, then you've obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."

"2 wrongs don't make a right; 3 wrongs do."

"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me and I just don't care."

"If the world was a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door."

"I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?" (Except for the afterlife.)

"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' "

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"

"Travel to exotic places, see new things, meet more people and make more friends... then kill them."

"A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and make it sound confusing."

"Never go to sleep with a grudge... plot your revenge!"

"If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?"

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying."

"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if we do, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!"

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."

"I've not failed. I've just found thousand ways that don't work."

Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And ... I'm taking this because…??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about news flash…!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh ... fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and copy and paste this onto your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle).